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[Ibrahim Tash-Murkon]

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[Synthia]

Synthia Watches Sitcoms:

 [ 2014.06.04 18:50:47 ] Synthetic Cultist > I recently Observed a Comedy Holo Series on Gallente entertainment networks.
 [ 2014.06.04 18:51:26 ] Synthetic Cultist > It is about a group of Friends who are cyberprosthetics enthusiasts.
 [ 2014.06.04 18:52:46 ] Synthetic Cultist > the Episodes are quite Similar. Act I involves the Set-up of a Humorous Situation, Act II is the Development of the Situation, Act III is the Resolution, and frequently contains the Phrase that forms the series Title.
 [ 2014.06.04 18:53:47 ] Caroline Grace > Ha...
 [ 2014.06.04 18:54:52 ] Synthetic Cultist > the phrase being "That's My Buttock!", which is also the Title, as one of the central Characters has a detachable cyberprosthetic Posterior, for Reasons that are Unclear.

[Louella Dougans]

Nauplius > Wait, who got sick of the so-called nonsense of the Sani Sabik?
Kyllsa Siikanen > Everyone.

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Graelyn]

To be fair, Sabik has been done quite well a few times.
And veeeery badly 20 times more.

[Synthia]

CTCS puts the Fun into Fundamentalism.

[Louella Dougans]

Doesn't look like anyone except Synthia has noticed any good rp happening in the summit.

lolsummit.

[Charles Cambridge Schmidt]

[04:57:29] Ayallah > it just takes so much stupid time to train into capitals
[04:58:01] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > That's why I try to be as stupid as much as possible, to really add on to my stupid time.
[04:58:23] Ayallah > you know that is not how it works charles
[04:58:37] Ayallah > I am like, really drunk and I know that.
[04:58:56] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > See, I knew that too, but I'm aggressively idiotic at all times.
[04:59:05] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > It's required. I trained it to the highest degree.
[04:59:23] Ayallah > god you are depressing
[04:59:39] Ayallah > I mean fuck, you are immortal and super wealthy
[05:01:09] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > Apologies, then.
[05:01:20] Ayallah > what have you even done that is stupid?
[05:01:30] Ayallah > I mean your puns are terrible.
[05:01:42] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > Not much. I've made a few mistakes that haunt me, but otherwise, I am decently smart.
[05:01:52] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > My puns are fantastic. You just don't, uh.
[05:01:59] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > ... Don't punderstand.
[05:02:09] Laurentis Thiesant > No.
[05:02:11] Laurentis Thiesant > Don't do that.

[Ayallah]

I don't even remember that.

God, how drunk do I even get.

[Arista Shahni]

I fear you may have a problem.

[Ayallah]

oops post

[Charles Cambridge Schmidt]

oops post

omg Aya what was it tell me

[Ayallah]

I said 'only if I am sober'

Then, after a second's thought I realized it didn't contribute to the thread at all and I don't want to talk about it. 

[Synthia]

Valerie Valate > you see, the Imperial faiths, of which there are more than one, and the Sani Sabik, are two faces of the same coin.
Valerie Valate > which makes the EoM, and people like Nauplius, the edge.

Puns.

[Synthia]

[14:58:37] Valerie Valate > Graelyn goes on trial tomorrow. Hurrrr.
[15:00:27] Darina Rea > That's news
[15:00:35] Valerie Valate > Indeed.
[15:02:22] Kyllsa Siikanen > TRial?!?
[15:02:23] Valerie Valate > the list of crimes is very long.
[15:02:24] Kyllsa Siikanen > For what?
[15:02:24] Darina Rea > Any particular reason?
[15:02:48] Valerie Valate > Cardinal Graelyn, is charged with numerous crimes.
[15:04:12] Darina Rea > Apparently?
[15:07:03] Kyllsa Siikanen > ...what crimes? And by who??
[15:07:06] Kyllsa Siikanen > I'm so confused?
[15:07:25] Kyllsa Siikanen > I'm no fan of the man, but I was under the impression he was within the laws of the Empire?
[15:10:35] Valerie Valate > including, but not limited to: heresy, consorting with Evil Space Nuns, ogling innocent Faithful maidens, excessive drinking and many more heinous crimes.
[15:11:01] Kyllsa Siikanen > ...
[15:11:09] Kyllsa Siikanen > Who is bringing these charges against him?
[15:11:22] Valerie Valate > why, I am
[15:11:27] Darina Rea giggles amused
[15:11:56] Valerie Valate > As one of the greatest Sani Sabik capsuleers ever to have existed, I have the authority to do so.
[15:12:00] Kyllsa Siikanen > ....
[15:12:25] Darina Rea > No need to panic Kyllsa.
[15:13:12] Kyllsa Siikanen is speechless
[15:14:38] Darina Rea > I'm not sure the one latter ones will hold. The first one may if you have been talking with him alot?
[15:15:50] Kyllsa Siikanen > I um
[15:15:52] Kyllsa Siikanen > Nope.
[15:16:38] Valerie Valate > well, let's see what the accused has to say, shall we ?
[15:17:07] Kyllsa Siikanen > This is so strange...
[15:17:15] Darina Rea > That'll be such a long wait!
[15:17:19] Valerie Valate holds up a cuddly plush Graelyn doll, and presses it's stomach. "dark times" says the doll.
[15:17:26] Valerie Valate > YES, DARK TIMES!
[15:17:33] Valerie Valate > Dark times for the heretics.
[15:18:01] Kyllsa Siikanen > ...
[15:18:06] Kyllsa Siikanen > I dont even
[15:18:23] Valerie Valate > If Odelya d'Hanguest can stage a trial of a corpse, I can stage a trial of a plush doll.
[15:18:36] Kyllsa Siikanen just blinks, speechless
[15:20:16] Darina Rea > You can't find him guilty! Else you'll have to do the whole silly thing of incinerating your dolly.
[15:21:16] Valerie Valate > pfft
[15:21:20] Valerie Valate > that's where you're wrong !
[15:21:36] Valerie Valate > because Sani Sabik is a religion of peace and compassion, there will be no such sentence !
[15:21:41] Valerie Valate > SO THERE!
[15:22:07] Chinwe Rhei > Good day pilots
[15:22:07] Kyllsa Siikanen looks at her tea, and walks off to dump it in the basin
[15:22:53] Darina Rea applauds > Hear hear. More love, compassion and kisses are needed.
[15:23:10] Darina Rea smiles to Chinwe > Welcome beautifull.
[15:23:30] Chinwe Rhei > Thank you
[15:23:46] Chinwe Rhei > So who's that on trial today ?
[15:24:20] Darina Rea > Valerie's dolly.
[15:25:22] Chinwe Rhei > Can't it just plead the inanimate object defense.
[15:25:48] Valerie Valate > nope
[15:26:00] Darina Rea > It pleaded 'Dark times'.
[15:26:06] Valerie Valate > precedent was set in the trial of that cybernetic arm that strangled it's owner.
[15:27:41] Kyllsa Siikanen holds up the Kyllsa Siikanen toy, made by Aracturus. It jingles like wind chimes.
[15:28:07] Kyllsa Siikanen pulls the string, and it speaks >Foolishness.
[15:32:41] Valerie Valate > Quite.
[15:33:28] Kyllsa Siikanen > The Graelyn doll is cuter.
[15:33:53] Valerie Valate > Did you know, in the Kador realms, it is an occasional custom for noble ladies, to have a wine glass commissioned, in the shape of one (or more) of their boobs ?
[15:35:21] Kyllsa Siikanen > I am done. I am so done.
[15:36:19] Darina Rea nods > It's not nice to make things up Valerie.
[15:39:07] Valerie Valate > oh it's true.
[15:39:34] Darina Rea > I don't believe you on that.
[15:39:44] Valerie Valate > see, what happens is, the lady kneels on all fours of course, and the artist takes a mould, and then makes a glass in that shape.
[15:40:08] Valerie Valate > and then people are AMAZED at the next formal event hosted by that lady.
[15:41:58] Kyllsa Siikanen > ...
[15:41:59] Darina Rea gives Valerie a dissapointed look > Adding more details to it doesn't suddenly make it more believeble.
[15:42:14] Kyllsa Siikanen > Ladies do not kneel on all fours, save with special individuals in private
[15:44:43] Chinwe Rhei > I don't know, i can believe Kador holder ladies might be a bit strange in the head.
[15:44:50] Chinwe Rhei > I've heard worse rumors.
[15:46:02] Valerie Valate > I heard that some clans in the Republic go about with no clothes on at all, instead, growing their body hair to protect themselves against extremes of cold and heat.
[15:47:36] Darina Rea blinks > I... eww...
[15:47:48] Chinwe Rhei > That sounds .. practical but i'm afraid i've never heard of any republic tribe hairy enough to pull it off.
[15:48:06] Kyllsa Siikanen > ....
[15:48:15] Kyllsa Siikanen > We're not a hairy people...
[15:48:51] Valerie Valate > that's why the first Sebiestor invention was the razor. Shazam! naked Sebiestor with go-faster skin, everywhere.
[15:48:59] Chinwe Rhei > We can manage without hats, but that's about it.
[15:49:15] Valerie Valate > less air resistance, move like the desert wind, whooooooosh!
[15:49:34] Kyllsa Siikanen sighs

[Katrina Oniseki]

 [ 2014.12.30 03:12:33 ] Katrina Oniseki > He's too soft and gentle.
 [ 2014.12.30 03:12:39 ] Katrina Oniseki > ... like Pieter, come to think of it.
 [ 2014.12.30 03:13:06 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I'm not soft, Katrina.
 [ 2014.12.30 03:13:15 ] Katrina Oniseki > Don't be lewd, Pieter.
 [ 2014.12.30 03:13:27 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I... uh...