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Everyone knows what bad RP looks like.
Here's a place where you can post GOOD exchanges on The Summit!
Good stuff went down? Well, folks who weren't there would probably enjoy it too!
Given the fact that baseliners fawn over our stuff, there's no reason capsuleeers shouldn't see the 'good stuff' when it goes down.
Put it here (but try to keep it somewhat short)!
If you want to discuss a log, make a new thread here and we can gab on about it as long as you want.
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My first submission to get things kicked off...
Discussion of The Summit's origins leads to meeting a DUSTer, followed by a debate on matters between the Khanid Kingdom and the Empire.
Notable parties:
Graelyn, Esan Vertessa, Gridboss [DUST]
http://pastebin.com/FUCMyMEV (http://pastebin.com/FUCMyMEV)
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Nice :) I got a chuckle out of the ending :P
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Maybe we should have a whole subforum devoted to this, so people can discuss individual RP's in a thread-by-thread basis. I think it would be really cool to be able to compare RP styles, comment on the developent of characters in certain scenes and just see the awesome drama we all do unfold.
Moar of this sort of thing, I say!
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Maybe we should have a whole subforum devoted to this, so people can discuss individual RP's in a thread-by-thread basis. I think it would be really cool to be able to compare RP styles, comment on the developent of characters in certain scenes and just see the awesome drama we all do unfold.
Moar of this sort of thing, I say!
You're in a subforum. Given how little else it's used for, there could simply be separate threads in here.
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Go for it!
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Not technically the right thread for this, but I dunno where else to put it. D:
[19:07] Katrina Oniseki > I made butterscotch pudding
[19:07] Katrina Oniseki > Not the instant stuff either
[19:07] Katrina Oniseki > I stood there and stirred it
[19:07] Katrina Oniseki > Thankfully I masturbate all the time, so that hand is well trained for repetitive motion over long periods.
May or may not be IC. Probably not.
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It could be IC.
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Stitcher > Q: Why are Civire so square?
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote waits
Stitcher > A: so we can be stacked for easy storage.
Astera Zandraki > /emote smirks at Pieter.
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote smirks "That's probably true, you know."
Ereka Nihil > /emote just shakes her head
Stitcher > I'm convinced there was an aborted attempt to breed the ability to fold up into neat cubes somewhere in our genetic history.
Astera Zandraki > I like squares.
Jev North > "And you have rounded corners anyway, so you won't chip or dent when canned up?"
Ereka Nihil > We're square because we're sharp and rigid.
Ereka Nihil > And because we'll cut you if you touch us.
Pieter Tuulinen > If you put two of us feet to head we're a rectangle.
Jev North > And that's how the template for the Drake was designed.
Stitcher > that's Civire men, of course. Civire women tesselate in rather more intriguing ways.
Pieter Tuulinen > I figured we were square so the Deteis could hide behind us easier.
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote grins
Stitcher > ah, the good old interlocking Civire wall of chins strategy
Stitcher > crucial to the victory of the Raata armies at the battle of the seven lords
Ereka Nihil > /emote raises her eyebrow at Sticher - We tesselate in intriguing ways? Oh, I've got to hear this one...
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote chuckles "Deploy awkward explanation, Hakatain-haan."
Stitcher > no awkward explanation required. Curves are far more difficult to tesselate than square shapes.
Adreena Madeveda > /emote starts singin "Let's talk dirty in Caldari / Whisper in my ear..."
Stitcher > therefore, any successful such tesselation will by definition be intriguing
Pieter Tuulinen > /emote chuckles at Adreena "Really? That's a thing?"
Ereka Nihil > Like I said, mental gutter.
Ereka Nihil > /emote just smiles playfully
Adreena Madeveda > I take mental gutters over morals highgrounds anytime.
Pieter Tuulinen > Mental gutters are less exposed, true.
Pieter Tuulinen > Plus the company tends to be better.
Slightly processed and filtered to remove cross-conversation and "lol"-esque comments.
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Ava Starfire > Heh.
Ava Starfire > None, Kat.
Ava Starfire > We're broke.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote frowns a bit, then makes a little mmnh noise to that. She nods.
Ava Starfire > All our money is spent paying the TLF members and supplying other military effort.
Ava Starfire > /emote sighs
Ava Starfire > The quality of life here isnt exactly stellar, Kat.
Korsavius > "The State was in a rather similar position of financial crisis not too long ago, if memory serves me right" *approaches the pair from behind, carrying a glass of tea*
Korsavius > It still is, somewhat.
Ava Starfire > How many kids in the state have worms?
Saede Riordan > /emote wanders in, depositing her weapon at the security checkpoint.
Korsavius > /emote takes a seat by Ava and sips from his glass
Korsavius > More than you might think.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote turns around, looks at Korsavius. For some reason, today she just doesn't have the strength to flee his infuriating presence.... so she just orders a beer and goes quiet.
Ava Starfire > Heh.
Ava Starfire > /emote patpats Kat's hand
Ava Starfire > Thats what I meant. I do not have the strength.
Ava Starfire > I cannot make this change.
Korsavius > That was a rather bold move - the "rescue" operation from the Mandate borders, I mean.
Ava Starfire > It was. I am happy it didnt go ass up...
Ava Starfire > ...lets just say the execution of that was NOT our plan.
Saede Riordan > /emote quietly goes up to the bar counter and orders spiked coffee and suishi.
Korsavius > Heh, well I wouldn't be surprised there.
Korsavius > /emote takes another sip of his tea
Katrina Oniseki > /emote pushes her chair back with a loud noise of the legs dragging on the ground. Standing up in such a way that her back immediately turns to the other two, she picks up her beer, "Nice talking to you, Ava.", and wanders over to a corner alone.
Ava Starfire > /emote frowns and watches her walk off
Korsavius > /emote watches Kat walk off with a solemn, unmoving expression on his face; his eyes sink in a bit with pity
Ava Starfire > /emote purses her lips and quietly sips her tea
Korsavius > /emote looks down at his drink, he gazes at the ripples which occur from his tapping of the fingers against the tabletop
Saede Riordan > /emote sits and eats, one I idly watching the restraunt, one eye drifts up into her head.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote slumps down in a chair, pulls out her datapad, and mostly pretends to be doing stuff on it - though she's only flipping back and forth through the tabs of the start screen.
Ava Starfire > /emote rubs the bridge of her nose
Korsavius > /emote sighs and looks directly at Ava, as if wanting to say something
Korsavius > /emote taps his fingers a few more moments and says "I'll be right back, Ava."
Ieze Svain > /emote looks up from what she is doing and over at Kat
Ava Starfire > /emote nods and glances at Ieze
Korsavius > /emote stands up from his seat, swiftly and quietly, and makes his way over to where Kat rests
Korsavius > /emote he points to an empty seat opposite of hers "May I?"
Ieze Svain > /emote glances back at her rifter schematics and her rupture schematics on her pad..., has wave of weird inspirat and tries to combine the too hulls, i gets frustratied with it and almost throws her pad at the wall.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote raises her hand to her eyebrow, trying her best to avoid having to make eye contact. The hand is shaking, and her lips tighten. She doesn't reply.
Korsavius > /emote he takes the seat, cautiously
Korsavius > /emote in a low-toned voice "Look..I won't pretend to know what you're going through."
Korsavius > Loss is, for everyone, something unique.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote cuts him off, nearly hissing her words, "Cut the shit, Taisa. We're not friends. You were invited because she liked you, not because I do."
Katrina Oniseki > /emote glared at him while she said this, then goes back down to her datapad.
Korsavius > /emote swirls his pointer finger on the table in a random pattern and pauses "I'm not saying this as your friend. I'm saying this as a decent human being."
Katrina Oniseki > /emote does not reply.
Korsavius > /emote continues "I myself went through great lengths to have any archived data of my past marriage removed - it never existed, as far as anyone is concerned."
Ava Starfire > /emote watches, quietly, eyes a bit wide
Saede Riordan > /emote has gone mostly still, trying to watch without appearing that she is watching.
Korsavius > For me, losing her left an empty void which can never be refilled. I can only speculate how you must feel.
Korsavius > /emote pulls out a jade necklace in the shape of a teardrop from underneath his shirt and stares at it as it hangs in his hand "And then there was my mother many years ago."
Katrina Oniseki > /emote shifts in her seat, her head tilting slightly as she keeps staring at her datapad. "Walk away, Taisa." The malicious warning in her voice could not be clearer.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote goes stil, and looks up at him. Even her cheeks are twitching from the force of her clenched teeth.
Ava Starfire > /emote quietly walks over and puts a hand - a bit hesitantly - on Kat's shoulder
Ieze Svain > /emote is getting increasingly frustrated with the inability to make the make the hulls fit nicely together, clearly not a ship designer, he drops the pad back onto the table and is about to get up but just stops.
Korsavius > /emote his head unmoving, glances up with only his eyes "When she left, she too left a void never to be refilled."
Korsavius > Time has been my mentor in that it revealed to me a resilience I never knew existed, however.
Korsavius > An ability to find contentment and move on.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote starts talking through him, "You just can't shut up. You don't know how to shut up."
Ava Starfire > /emote flinches a little and steps back, wanting to not be involved
Korsavius > /emote moves his head in a position so his eyes pierce Kat's "You are still young. Perhaps, with time, you will learn of your inner resilience too."
Korsavius > /emote returns his necklace to his proper place, stands up, gives a nod to Ava, and starts to make his way out
Katrina Oniseki > /emote launches herself at him. That was the last straw. Springing from the seat, fists balled, screaming with rage she aims her fist perfectly towards his face in the middle of the throw.
Ieze Svain > /emote flinches and hides under table.
Saede Riordan > /emote stands up, so as not to be caught off guard but doesn't get involved. She watches much more actively now though, still sipping on her coffee.
Korsavius > /emote takes the punch and in the fall positions himself so that as he hits the floor, he kicks Kat over and off him with a single powerful thrust
Ava Starfire > Stop!
Ava Starfire > /emote bounces nervously from one foot to another, unsure what to do
Katrina Oniseki > /emote knocks over a table and chair as she's rolled off him. Standing, , she pulls her sidearm on him quickly, pointing it at his forehead with the capacitors charging. "You wanted to talk. Fine. Let's get something clear with us."
Ava Starfire > /emote eeps
Ieze Svain > /emote peaks out from under the table her odin unit wildly analysing the situation.
Katrina Oniseki > "You don't fucking know me. You never wanted to know me. That's how you set the board, and that's how it's going to be. The next time you stick your head where it doesn't belong, you'll be leaving without it."
Katrina Oniseki > Guards burst into the room and level their weapons on Katrina. Even if she's allowed to carry a sidearm, pulling it on another officer is a serious violation.
Ava Starfire > Stop? Please? Arret and stuff?
Korsavius > /emote straightens out his clothes "You have a lot of growing up to do, Shosho."
Ieze Svain > /emote realises that maybe tables aren't such a good place to hide and scrambles out past the guards and hides behind Ava.
Saede Riordan > /emote is now basically frozen in place. her mug frozen halfway to her lips.
Korsavius > /emote with that he motions some guards aside and exits the lounge
Ava Starfire > /emote blinks at Ieze > Whaa? Why...
Katrina Oniseki > /emote growls, lowers her weapon and switches off the charge. She glares at everyone in the room, as if challenging them to do something... then walks up to the guards... hands them the weapon... and leaves in their custody.
I-RED. We know drama.™
I tried to condense it as much as I could, merp :<
Anyway I genuinely loved this interaction. It was totally unplanned and totally unexpected. Good fleshing out for Kat's char, I think. :)
Oh and for those of you who were present, all the stuff Kor said about his past only Kat could hear since he was talking in a hushed voice. :3
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+1 for Kor
Kat's psychological breakdown slowly continuing, fractures in her personality splitting wider apart. John was so disappointed in her. :(
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Not from the Summit, but a flash of Simkat in happier times....
Byron Teacup > Well, well, hello!
Katrina Oniseki > /emote nods, she stands, but her holophone starts ringing. She looks down at her hip and grabs it, flipping it open. "Yes? Hello? Katrina Oniseki speaking." A man appears in hologram form.
Byron Teacup > Bonsoir, Madame!
Simca Develon > /emote looks at the hologram tilting her head slightly. "Who's that?" she mouths to Kat.
Byron Teacup > This is M. Teacup calling from CreoDron,
Katrina Oniseki > /emote straightens her face up and clears her throat, "Saisieni. OH! What have you learned?"
Byron Teacup > Well, we were able to save the AI Core of the Drone designated as.....
Byron Teacup > One moment.
Byron Teacup > /emote looks at a clipboard
Byron Teacup > PupDrone 250G
Simca Develon > /emote comes around beside Kat so she can bee seen as well. "You saves Spot's core?"
Byron Teacup > Yes, that's the one. Spot.
Byron Teacup > So, that's wonderful isn't it?
Katrina Oniseki > /emote covers her chest with one hand, trying to still her heart. She tilts her head back and closes her eyes momentarily, "Oh thank the Maker. Everything is okay? No data loss?"
Byron Teacup > None at all!
Simca Develon > /emote smiles wrapping an arm around Kat and looking relieved. "YES! Very wonderful. Rikaato."
Katrina Oniseki > "So... when will he have a new body?"
Byron Teacup > So, now we should be able to go about installing the AI into a new drone. The 250G is outmoded, so we should be able to improve on that.
Katrina Oniseki > "Err... wait wait... outmoded? Well what sort of improvements are we talking about?"
Byron Teacup > I am happy to install the NEW hover feature, of course entirely free of charge
Katrina Oniseki > /emote looks at Simca, unsure if they want a floating Spot. A groundlocked Spot was bad enough. Flying ones can't be any better.
Byron Teacup > But you'll need inertial stabilisation which unfortunately comes with a small price increase
Byron Teacup > I'd also recommend the clap-activated bark muting device.
Simca Develon > /emote shakes her head. "No. I want him like he was. He was perfect. I don't care if it costs more, but I want him like he was if at all possible."
Byron Teacup > Which I can install for only a small fee
Byron Teacup > /emote looks confused.
Byron Teacup > You want the older model?
Simca Develon > /emote nods. "Yes. I want Spot back. Not a new improved Spot just...Spot."
Katrina Oniseki > /emote places her hand on Simca's shoulder, "Do you sell armor self defense packages?"
Byron Teacup > Surely you want the NEW speech features? You want Spot to say: I RUV YOU SIMCA!
Byron Teacup > Surely!
Byron Teacup > Yes, we do sell armour plating and the Customised MISSILEFACE weapons system
Byron Teacup > But those are quite pricey!
Katrina Oniseki > "Please tell me that doesn't mean his face is a missile."
Byron Teacup > The missile is inside the face
Byron Teacup > It opens up, see.
Byron Teacup > /emote grins.
Katrina Oniseki > That's only mildly creepy, but okay.
Byron Teacup > So is that a yes to MISSILEFACE?
Byron Teacup > /emote ticks the clipboard
Katrina Oniseki > I'm... not sure I want a hyperactive dog with high explosives. How much for the armor plating? Maybe some electroshock device?
Simca Develon > /emote looks at Kat for a moment. "Armor would be good if you have it. I don't know that he needs weapons, but some extra protection would be nice. Other than that no changes. I just want his tinny little bark he had his own way of showing he loved us."
Katrina Oniseki > Woah woah, what are you ticking there?
Byron Teacup > So, no MISSILEFACE?
Byron Teacup > /emote sighs and scribbles out his tick
Katrina Oniseki > I... no. No missileface. You really don't know what kind of mischief is in that AI core. He'd fire it just to see what the hell it does.
Byron Teacup > Well, the standard plating for a PupDrone with this kind of propulsion... You sure you don't want an upgrade to the propulsion?
Katrina Oniseki > /emote sighs, "How much is the upgrade?"
Byron Teacup > How about the CreoDron standard Hobgoblin engine inside the 250g
Byron Teacup > ?
Byron Teacup > He will be able to carry a nice thick plate, then.
Byron Teacup > I suppose all up - let me tally.
Byron Teacup > /emote makes a few ticks and mumbles.
Simca Develon > /emote leans down pressing her nose to the holophone. "I just want Spot with extra armor. Keep him somehwat mobile and not too big. He was..really cute when he was small."
[ 2012.06.17 02:57:20 ] Katrina Oniseki > /emote looks at Simca and shrugs, "Can't be too bad for us."
Byron Teacup > So, Hobgoblin Engine, Plate, Electroshock teeth, Core Installation.... and no MISSILEFACE.
Byron Teacup > /emote sighs
Simca Develon > /emote nods. "Yeah. Just hope he doesnt get too heavy that he breaks the bed. You know how he likes sleeping at my feet."
Byron Teacup > I'll round it down to ten grand, for you lovely ladies.
Byron Teacup > Sold?
[ 2012.06.17 02:58:24 ] Katrina Oniseki > /emote puts up a hand, "How much will this armor wei-- WHAT?!"
Byron Teacup > Sold!
Byron Teacup > Sold!
Byron Teacup > Sold!
Byron Teacup > /emote claps.
Byron Teacup > Sold!
Katrina Oniseki > ...
Simca Develon > /emote loks at Kat. "Sold."
Byron Teacup > Sold!
Katrina Oniseki > /emote sighs, "Yes, sold. This armor is lightweight, right?"
Byron Teacup > Pleasure doing business with you ladies and remember to bring all your Drone needs to a licensed CreoDron sales representative.
Byron Teacup > Lightweight, yes. Of course.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote smiles, "Good."
Byron Teacup > I mean, you won't be lifting him or anything, right?
Byron Teacup > So, fine.
Katrina Oniseki > ...
Byron Teacup > Can I help you fine ladies with anything else?
Byron Teacup > You can expect delivery of your drone in 3-4 working days.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote throws her hands up in surrendur, "Nope. I'm done. I'm just glad he's okay, even if he's fat now."
Simca Develon > /emote smiles at Byron giving Kat a hug. "Rikaato. That will be all."
Byron Teacup > Bonsoir then ladies.
Katrina Oniseki > /emote smiles geniunely, "Yes, Rikaato. Really."
Byron Teacup > /emote's image fizzles out
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+1 for Kor
Kat's psychological breakdown slowly continuing, fractures in her personality splitting wider apart. John was so disappointed in her. :(
More concern then anything else ;)
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Private Chat convo that was spawned by the Summit. Was good stuff.
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Channel ID: -31479953
Channel Name: Private Chat (Malcolm Khross)
Listener: Gottii
Session started: 2012.06.19 22:52:37
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[ 2012.06.19 22:53:25 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote nods once with a smile. > Saisa, thank you.
[ 2012.06.19 22:54:49 ] Gottii > /emote nods his head, his expression neutral> You're welcome, though Ive done you no flavors.
[ 2012.06.19 22:54:52 ] Gottii > favors*
[ 2012.06.19 22:55:05 ] Malcolm Khross > You have proven that you are willing to listen and that is more than many.
[ 2012.06.19 22:55:20 ] Malcolm Khross > Even if you do not agree.
[ 2012.06.19 22:55:26 ] Gottii > /emote nods slightly at that>
[ 2012.06.19 22:56:21 ] Malcolm Khross > The principles that I speak of when I say that I fight for them are the principles that once governed our people, those being the idea of personal and communal honor, strength of character and integrity and the philosophy of serving one another...
[ 2012.06.19 22:56:28 ] Malcolm Khross > ....sacrificially so that all benefit.
[ 2012.06.19 22:57:06 ] Malcolm Khross > Principles that have been sadly lost through the years and, more recently, used as political tools by our current "executor."
[ 2012.06.19 22:57:23 ] Gottii > /emote nods slowly, frowning slightly>
[ 2012.06.19 22:58:24 ] Malcolm Khross > Have I said something that troubles you?
[ 2012.06.19 22:58:43 ] Gottii > No. Merely listening.
[ 2012.06.19 22:59:43 ] Malcolm Khross > I fight in the Protectorate simply because I wish to try and create a strong defensive border to the State so that the constant changing of occupmancy will cease throwing the lives of...
[ 2012.06.19 23:00:07 ] Malcolm Khross > ..those living in the border systems into turmoil. It is...unjust that they should suffer in this way and they are often neglected.
[ 2012.06.19 23:00:29 ] Gottii > /emote nods> It is.
[ 2012.06.19 23:00:54 ] Malcolm Khross > It is my hope that by defending instead of conquering, a focus on internal affairs can be brought to bear and maybe we can see abotu developing some manner of stability and security for them.
[ 2012.06.19 23:01:43 ] Malcolm Khross > And maybe, if we can sour the war enough, Heth will lose the stranglehold over the corporations that he has becuase his platform will no longer be considered prudent.
[ 2012.06.19 23:02:14 ] Gottii > You...seek to undermine State offensive actions?
[ 2012.06.19 23:02:47 ] Malcolm Khross > No, that would make me a traitor. The Honor Guard does not participate in them and does not offer intel for them, we operate entirely defensively.
[ 2012.06.19 23:03:14 ] Malcolm Khross > It is my hope that by forcing the Federation to reconsider its own offensive actions, they will form a strong defense to keep the State's at bay. A forceful truce, as it were.
[ 2012.06.19 23:05:14 ] Gottii > Hmm. Thats a fine line, Captain. Your peoples have been in a civil war for generations. It seems a fragile peace plan. Though one, for what its worth, I hope works.
[ 2012.06.19 23:05:42 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote takes a deep breath. > It is worth fighting for...and that is all I am doing.
[ 2012.06.19 23:06:13 ] Malcolm Khross > I do not have the power or authority to negotiate peace or put an end to war, I only have the power to fight for a cause I believe in and this is my cause.
[ 2012.06.19 23:06:47 ] Malcolm Khross > There are many in the STate that support a similar ideal, but they are overshadowed.
[ 2012.06.19 23:06:59 ] Gottii > I assume you were a soldier before you entered into a pod. Every soldier knows that half-measures often cause much suffering.
[ 2012.06.19 23:07:25 ] Malcolm Khross > Actually...I wasn't.
[ 2012.06.19 23:07:43 ] Gottii > No? May I ask what you did?
[ 2012.06.19 23:07:50 ] Malcolm Khross > I was a wanderer, to put it most accurately. I was born to dissenters and nomadic pirates.
[ 2012.06.19 23:08:20 ] Gottii > Gurista aligned then?
[ 2012.06.19 23:09:06 ] Malcolm Khross > I do not know, to be honest. I was taken from that world when I was very young, as my parents were arrested and repatriated.
[ 2012.06.19 23:09:37 ] Malcolm Khross > I became a capsuleer shortly after graduating from planetside academcis with a degree in mechanical engineering.
[ 2012.06.19 23:10:01 ] Gottii > There are many dissidents and dispossed within the State. It is hard to rise from their ranks to the peak of Caldari society. You must have done well for yourself.
[ 2012.06.19 23:10:10 ] Malcolm Khross > I chose the path I walk now after a great deal of time spent in careful though, self-reflection and...a good measure of blind hope.
[ 2012.06.19 23:10:44 ] Malcolm Khross > I dedicate myself wholly to whatever task is at hand, that tends to award one merit in the State.
[ 2012.06.19 23:11:47 ] Gottii > /emote snorts> Well, my "rise" such as it is, had little to do with merit. Often its opposite.
[ 2012.06.19 23:12:05 ] Malcolm Khross > I would be honored to learn more of you, if you will share it.
[ 2012.06.19 23:12:42 ] Gottii > /emote sits very still> What would you wish to know?
[ 2012.06.19 23:13:52 ] Malcolm Khross > Am I correct in understanding that you are what many carelessly label a "freedom fighter?"
[ 2012.06.19 23:14:49 ] Gottii > /emote laughs> No. At least, not in the way Outsiders think of such things.
[ 2012.06.19 23:15:01 ] Malcolm Khross > Hence the term "carelessly."
[ 2012.06.19 23:15:16 ] Gottii > I am no Ushra-khan radicial or Defiant. I am too old for such things. That is a young man's fancy.
[ 2012.06.19 23:15:33 ] Malcolm Khross > How would you describe yourself, then?
[ 2012.06.19 23:16:07 ] Gottii > There was a time that the Kre'al'tor burned within me, but that was long ago. I grew wiser, or perhaps simply grew tired.
[ 2012.06.19 23:16:29 ] Gottii > I am a Matar, I am a Brutor, of Clan Avenar, the Vrek'shar Sept, of the Lodge of the Snow Leopard.
[ 2012.06.19 23:16:39 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote blinks. > Kre'al'tor...define this term, please?
[ 2012.06.19 23:17:06 ] Gottii > /emote shrugs> Uhh..."self-consuming fire"....kind of. Anger.
[ 2012.06.19 23:17:15 ] Malcolm Khross > Ah, thank you.
[ 2012.06.19 23:17:24 ] Malcolm Khross > The passion that your people show vibrantly.
[ 2012.06.19 23:17:44 ] Gottii > We have many passions. We simply have little chance to show others.
[ 2012.06.19 23:17:58 ] Malcolm Khross > That is unfortunate.
[ 2012.06.19 23:18:29 ] Gottii > Yes, it is. That is what I wish most. I do not wish to hate those who enslaved us. I wish to care nothing for them anymore. And for the People to do the same.
[ 2012.06.19 23:18:57 ] Malcolm Khross > That is an honorable viewpoint.
[ 2012.06.19 23:19:27 ] Malcolm Khross > So you fight to remove them from your territory and keep them out?
[ 2012.06.19 23:20:19 ] Gottii > I was a slave Malcolm. I was born to a slave family. I want my family back. As would anyone, I would think.
[ 2012.06.19 23:20:59 ] Gottii > Amarrian apologists say this means I wish "offensive action". But the Empire declared war on my kin long ago. I simply wish to defend them.
[ 2012.06.19 23:21:56 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote furrows his brow a moment before nodding slowly afterward. > This is something I cannot pretend to fully relate to, but I can understand it.
[ 2012.06.19 23:23:34 ] Gottii > /emote stares a moment> I was born on a high-gravity mining colony. I left when I was a child of maybe 12 winters.
[ 2012.06.19 23:23:49 ] Gottii > It took me....a long time....to "feel" Matari. Sometimes I still dont.
[ 2012.06.19 23:25:08 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote frowns heavily.
[ 2012.06.19 23:25:31 ] Gottii > I'm going to ask you a question, Captain Khross.
[ 2012.06.19 23:25:34 ] Malcolm Khross > This is something you do not wish for future generations to suffer through?
[ 2012.06.19 23:25:38 ] Malcolm Khross > Very well.
[ 2012.06.19 23:26:50 ] Gottii > I will give you a choice. You have two choices, you must either kill some of your family, or all of your family suffers and lives at the whims of overseers.
[ 2012.06.19 23:26:54 ] Gottii > Which do you chose?
[ 2012.06.19 23:27:28 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote blinks, startling back a bit in his chair, clearly surprised by the question.
[ 2012.06.19 23:28:44 ] Malcolm Khross > I...
[ 2012.06.19 23:29:03 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote frowns. > I would choose the former and pray they could forgive me.
[ 2012.06.19 23:29:17 ] Gottii > /emote sniffs, then mutters> As did I.
[ 2012.06.19 23:29:49 ] Gottii > Every time I open fire upon an Amarrian warship, Captain Khross, I know that there are thousands of Amarrian slaves crewing it.
[ 2012.06.19 23:29:55 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote nods somberly.
[ 2012.06.19 23:29:57 ] Gottii > Thousands...for just one battleship.
[ 2012.06.19 23:30:28 ] Gottii > Ive the blood of my family on my hands. My kin.
[ 2012.06.19 23:30:51 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote clenches his jaw briefly.
[ 2012.06.19 23:31:10 ] Gottii > You ask me what drives me? To make that sacrifice worth it. And yes...to visit war and death upon the people who forced me to make such a choice.
[ 2012.06.19 23:31:38 ] Gottii > Im here not because of my "merit", as you are. Im here....<snorts>...in more ways than you know...because I am without merit.
[ 2012.06.19 23:31:51 ] Gottii > I am a murderer. And I have to be. And every day I mourn that.
[ 2012.06.19 23:32:01 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote interjects pointedly. > I disagree with you.
[ 2012.06.19 23:32:16 ] Malcolm Khross > You say you are without merit.
[ 2012.06.19 23:32:29 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote shakes his head slowly. > I would say you are wrong.
[ 2012.06.19 23:33:23 ] Malcolm Khross > You have conviction and it drives you, you have determination and it sustains you, you have passion and it fuels you. You have made an impossible choice and you are doing all you can to make it worth the cost.
[ 2012.06.19 23:33:38 ] Malcolm Khross > This gives you merit, a great deal of it.
[ 2012.06.19 23:34:05 ] Gottii > Well, thank you for your words. But I am a kinslayer.
[ 2012.06.19 23:34:16 ] Gottii > Thats why we Matari hate the Empire cross. Not just for enslavement.
[ 2012.06.19 23:34:36 ] Gottii > But...for making us take up arms against our brothers and sisters, to save our sons and daughters.
[ 2012.06.19 23:35:27 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote nods slowly. > I do not know what spiritual beliefs you hold to, if any...but I believe those that are lost in your fight would count it an honor to you even through your grief, and theirs.
[ 2012.06.19 23:36:00 ] Malcolm Khross > I...do not think your ancestors disfavor you for this.
[ 2012.06.19 23:36:34 ] Gottii > /emote shrugs> Perhaps not. But its too far along now.
[ 2012.06.19 23:36:37 ] Malcolm Khross > Though, I understand now, much more completely, the bitterness of your struggle...
[ 2012.06.19 23:37:33 ] Gottii > So...that is why Im against the Empire, the State, and everyone who supports this....this system...who made me make these choices.
[ 2012.06.19 23:37:43 ] Gottii > I did not wish to be...this. I had finally found a home...a clan...a place.
[ 2012.06.19 23:37:56 ] Gottii > I just wished to be Matari. To belong to the People.
[ 2012.06.19 23:38:33 ] Gottii > That is no small thing when youre born outside of the Tribes, and come to the Republic on the cusp of adolescence.
[ 2012.06.19 23:38:35 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote nods slowly, his tone apologetic. > You do not believe me when I tell you that the State does not support the "system" you are referring to but has little choice in the matter.
[ 2012.06.19 23:39:22 ] Gottii > I understand you feel that way. But I will not allow the State to sacrifice my kin to save their way of life. Nor would you, if our positions were reversed.
[ 2012.06.19 23:40:23 ] Malcolm Khross > You are right, I would not. But...the State doesn't sacrifice your kin. It doesn't use slave labor, it arrests slavers that venture into its borders and it staffs its own stations and ships....
[ 2012.06.19 23:40:37 ] Malcolm Khross > We don't make use of slave labor and never will.
[ 2012.06.19 23:41:32 ] Gottii > It buys the goods produced from slave hands. The Caldari are too savvy economically to know that if you purchase a thing...you drive up the demand...you drive up the demand, you encourage others to increase the supply.
[ 2012.06.19 23:41:40 ] Gottii > to not know*
[ 2012.06.19 23:42:44 ] Malcolm Khross > Again, we have very little choice in the matter. We are constantly beset by the Federation who placed us in a very similar position to you, though not exactly the same position.
[ 2012.06.19 23:42:55 ] Gottii > /emote raises a hand> I do not wish to argue this Khross, I doubt I will convince you of the State's culpability. And I know you will not be able to convince me of its innocence.
[ 2012.06.19 23:42:58 ] Malcolm Khross > We have to purchase supplies and materials from somewhere...
[ 2012.06.19 23:43:26 ] Malcolm Khross > I know the State's hands are stained with blood, Gotti...
[ 2012.06.19 23:43:31 ] Malcolm Khross > Believe me...I know it.
[ 2012.06.19 23:43:54 ] Malcolm Khross > I know that is far from innocent, in a great...great many things.
[ 2012.06.19 23:44:10 ] Gottii > The Federation never whiipped you Khross.
[ 2012.06.19 23:44:28 ] Gottii > The Fedearation never tinkered with your DNA, tested your ability to withstand pain.
[ 2012.06.19 23:44:35 ] Malcolm Khross > No, it did not. It struck us in a much different way.
[ 2012.06.19 23:45:27 ] Malcolm Khross > I...am not attempting to downplay the suffering of your past, or to claim that we are equal in such a way. Please understand that.
[ 2012.06.19 23:45:52 ] Malcolm Khross > Well, suffering of your past and present.
[ 2012.06.19 23:46:09 ] Gottii > /emote shrugs> We all have our burdens we must carry in our Walks.
[ 2012.06.19 23:46:25 ] Malcolm Khross > Yes...
[ 2012.06.19 23:47:07 ] Malcolm Khross > I would rather not see the tension between the Matari and the Caldari get worse. I know we have wronged you as a people, I know that we have contributed to your current suffering.
[ 2012.06.19 23:47:41 ] Malcolm Khross > We are fighting our own battles and it is a bitter thing that doing so requires us to also carry burdens and make choices we do not wish to make.
[ 2012.06.19 23:47:51 ] Gottii > Keep in mind, many of the Federation soldiers are Matari themselves, fighting for their adoptive home.
[ 2012.06.19 23:48:26 ] Gottii > The traditionists among the Tribes view "nationality" through kinship, not borders.
[ 2012.06.19 23:49:00 ] Gottii > I know you do not wish conflict with the People. We did not wish it either. But it is here.
[ 2012.06.19 23:50:11 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote sighs. > So because I defend my people from yours fighting for their adopted home, I am an enemy to you and your people.
[ 2012.06.19 23:51:54 ] Gottii > War is many things. Fair it is not.
[ 2012.06.19 23:52:26 ] Malcolm Khross > A painful wisdom.
[ 2012.06.19 23:52:47 ] Malcolm Khross > You may view me your enemy, Gotti and I will understand though it will be a pain to me.
[ 2012.06.19 23:53:53 ] Malcolm Khross > I do not consider you an enemy, nor the ones living in the Federation. But, as choices go, I have few. It is my people or yours when they are in State space.
[ 2012.06.19 23:54:56 ] Gottii > /emote stares for a long moment, then speaks softly> You would do well to think of me as an evil man Khross. For as your people are concerned, I probably am. I wish ill upon them.
[ 2012.06.19 23:55:20 ] Gottii > I am perhaps an evil man who mourns, but the unsaid truth is most evil men mourn, in one way or another.
[ 2012.06.19 23:55:30 ] Gottii > Thank you for this talk, Captain Khross.
[ 2012.06.19 23:55:43 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote simply nods quietly and disconnects.
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Not from the Summit either.
A happier time that might give hints on why Lyn has later become such a distant, sarcastic cynic (a situation a bit similar to Kat's current situation, even if a lot less dramatic).
Now I think of it, most conservative Minmatars and Amarrians would have been horrified by their behavior and stories.
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Channel ID: -27597443
Channel Name: The Shrine of the Frozen Winds
Listener: Lyn Farel
Session started: 2012.02.03 20:02:57
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[ 2012.02.03 20:02:59 ] EVE System > Channel MOTD: The Shrine of the Frozen Winds is located in a mysterious place known as the Cradle of the Frozen winds. Its formed by a series of six huge mountains crating a circular wall of rock. the entire area is filt with large strong trees covered in icicles that have been frozen in twists and turns as though they were being blown by a phantom wind, and powder snow bathed in soft blue light. The shrine its self is a small circular wooden building. It's wooen form covered in snow and ice, a small plume of smoke rising from its roof, witthin it is a polished wooden floor, the walls built from the trunks of trees have symbols and names carved int there bark. At the center of the room is a small stone table on it incense and a small fire burn infront of an Idol of the Spirit of the Frozen Winds. It's made form branches taken from the trees, bound with vines, he sits lotus style and wears a cloth around his waist. his body is covered with symbols carved into the wood. The Shamans hut is located beside the shrine, its a small wooden building with a thatch roof, snow piled upon it, its windows covered with frost. Inside is a cluttered mess of books, tools, and collected curiosity's. Alarge couch with a leather bean bag sit in the center of the room facing an open fire and a neocom with a holoscreen.((note to matari characters, the Cradle of the wind is said to be haunted by cruel and predatry ice spirits possibly since there home was tresspassed into by the amarians according to some myths. ))(( the woods surrounding the shrine ))
[ 2012.02.03 20:22:08 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote enters the Hut as he pulls the hood back from his overcoat, batting the snow off his shoulders.
[ 2012.02.03 20:25:09 ] Lyn Farel > /emote after having looked around curiously outside, she slips in the hut, all swaddled in a thick coat covered in snow. Half her face is hidden behind a long scarf.
[ 2012.02.03 20:25:15 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote hangs his coat, sliding his gloves into the pockets, knocking the snow off the bottom of his boots before making his way across to the fire, taking a seat on the beanbag infront of it, warming his hands.
[ 2012.02.03 20:25:59 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote turns and looks to Lyn smiling, rubbing his hands together quickly to get some warmth back into them as he stands up and heads back toward her.
[ 2012.02.03 20:26:02 ] Caellach Marellus > Bit cold outside..
[ 2012.02.03 20:26:53 ] Lyn Farel > /emote hesitantly smiles and removes her scarf. "Yes." she simply says. "It is refreshing."
[ 2012.02.03 20:28:01 ] Caellach Marellus > Fresh air like that, you just don't get it in a station enviroment... can I take your coat?
[ 2012.02.03 20:28:36 ] Lyn Farel > /emote tilts her head. "Are you cold ?" She starts to remove it.
[ 2012.02.03 20:29:18 ] Caellach Marellus > No I meant to hang it up...
[ 2012.02.03 20:29:30 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote blushes as he chuckles to himself.
[ 2012.02.03 20:30:20 ] Lyn Farel > /emote bites her lip. "Oh right !" She handles it to him.
[ 2012.02.03 20:31:07 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote knocks some of the snow up before hanging up Lynara's coat, still rubbing his hands together afterwards. > The cold has gotten my fingers numb though..
[ 2012.02.03 20:33:08 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote heads back towards the fireplace continuing to warm his hands as he takes a seat on the floor infront of it. > This is helping though.
[ 2012.02.03 20:34:33 ] Lyn Farel > /emote silently smiles and follows him. "All this place seems a bit rustic."
[ 2012.02.03 20:35:25 ] Caellach Marellus > It's very... back to basics, but there's a charm in that I like. And... it's quiet.
[ 2012.02.03 20:35:38 ] Caellach Marellus > Sure beats being in a station enviroment.
[ 2012.02.03 20:36:44 ] Lyn Farel > /emote seats down on the floor. "You never get planetside ?"
[ 2012.02.03 20:37:05 ] Caellach Marellus > Rarely, I don't have family down there so there's little reason to go other than sight seeing.
[ 2012.02.03 20:37:30 ] Caellach Marellus > And most places like that are busy tourist attractions... or just highly populated areas.
[ 2012.02.03 20:38:02 ] Lyn Farel > "Some are still interesting."
[ 2012.02.03 20:38:55 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote turns to Lyn and smiles. > Any you'd care to recommend?
[ 2012.02.03 20:39:57 ] Lyn Farel > /emote stares at her feet. "Oh well, you probably know some of them better than I do... like Crystal Boulevard. But there others like the Culture Recess."
[ 2012.02.03 20:40:57 ] Caellach Marellus > Ah the Crystal Boulevard.... been a while since I was there. That place is anything but quiet.
[ 2012.02.03 20:41:05 ] Caellach Marellus > Not familiar with the Culture Recess though...
[ 2012.02.03 20:41:13 ] Lyn Farel > "Ah uh... of course, if you look for quiet places..."
[ 2012.02.03 20:42:15 ] Lyn Farel > "My old estate was quiet too. But my ... uh feelings are mixed on this place so I can not really appreciate it."
[ 2012.02.03 20:42:36 ] Caellach Marellus > This place as in here, or your old estate?
[ 2012.02.03 20:44:48 ] Lyn Farel > "The old estate."
[ 2012.02.03 20:45:41 ] Caellach Marellus > It was rather plesant from what I saw, I felt rather welcome there... then again that might just have been the company.
[ 2012.02.03 20:45:51 ] Lyn Farel > "I have seen a lot of places. Considering the number of planets, it is not so hard to find, but rather difficult to choose I suppose..."
[ 2012.02.03 20:45:59 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote flashes Lynara a grin before turning back to the fire to warm himself some more.
[ 2012.02.03 20:47:43 ] Lyn Farel > /emote 's face turns red and she stares back at her hands. "I uh... maybe but you would probably not have really enjoyed it when we were still children..."
[ 2012.02.03 20:49:28 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote raises an eyebrow. > Why so? I suppose it might have been less fun than running around a mining station sitting on the laps of shuttle pilots and learning how to fly...
[ 2012.02.03 20:49:41 ] Caellach Marellus > But there were good sides too to where you grew up surely?
[ 2012.02.03 20:51:10 ] Lyn Farel > /emote nods vigorously with a smile. "Of course. The library."
[ 2012.02.03 20:52:04 ] Lyn Farel > "But I am pretty sure you would have found it dull and boring. And also, my mother was an ultra conservative aristocrat with a lot of labor slaves."
[ 2012.02.03 20:52:33 ] Caellach Marellus > I would have probably got into trouble with vocal objections.
[ 2012.02.03 20:52:47 ] Lyn Farel > /emote nods.
[ 2012.02.03 20:53:41 ] Caellach Marellus > My father taught me the value of freedom when I was young..
[ 2012.02.03 20:53:53 ] Caellach Marellus > I've been getting in trouble for it ever since.
[ 2012.02.03 20:54:18 ] Lyn Farel > /emote glances at him curiously. "That sounds rather vague.."
[ 2012.02.03 20:54:51 ] Caellach Marellus > Vague?
[ 2012.02.03 20:55:31 ] Lyn Farel > "Freedom."
[ 2012.02.03 20:56:11 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote chuckles. > Well, it's as best as it could be taught to an 8 year old boy.
[ 2012.02.03 20:56:23 ] Lyn Farel > /emote nods.
[ 2012.02.03 20:56:41 ] Caellach Marellus > I found myself in a spot of bother at school. My lunch money had been stolen, I didn't know it at the time I thought I'd lost it.
[ 2012.02.03 20:56:58 ] Caellach Marellus > The boys who stole it from me were older, 13, 14...
[ 2012.02.03 20:57:23 ] Caellach Marellus > Claimed they could lend me the money for my lunch that day. Giving me my own money back, smart bastards.
[ 2012.02.03 20:57:47 ] Caellach Marellus > Course I had no way of paying them without going hungry at lunch, and they knew that.
[ 2012.02.03 20:58:20 ] Caellach Marellus > So instead they called on me to do favours, little things, if I helped them out enough they'd forget my debt.
[ 2012.02.03 20:58:48 ] Caellach Marellus > Seems so stupid looking back now, but I was so naive..
[ 2012.02.03 20:59:35 ] Caellach Marellus > One day doing one of their favours got me in trouble, and that's when the story started to unravel. The boys were punished and that night my Father sat me down on my bed... and I've never forgotten what he said next.
[ 2012.02.03 21:00:27 ] Lyn Farel > /emote listens, somehow captivated.
[ 2012.02.03 21:00:51 ] Caellach Marellus > "Always repay your debts and return your favours as soon as you can. Never find yourself owing more than you can afford. Because when you cannot pay them with money, you find yourself paying with sweat and blood.
[ 2012.02.03 21:01:46 ] Caellach Marellus > And when something other than your conscience tells you what you should do, and who you should be, you stop being all together."
[ 2012.02.03 21:02:24 ] Caellach Marellus > It took a few years for me to fully understand what he'd said.
[ 2012.02.03 21:02:57 ] Lyn Farel > "That sounds very astute"
[ 2012.02.03 21:05:30 ] Caellach Marellus > But I lived by a few principles, I never borrowed nor begged. I lived by my own decisions, and I never compromised who I am...
[ 2012.02.03 21:05:42 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote sighs, > Till I became a capsuleer anyway.
[ 2012.02.03 21:24:37 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote throws another log on the fire, stretching his arms and legs. > I think my muscles have finally defrosted.
[ 2012.02.03 21:42:39 ] Lyn Farel > "What do you mean, until you became a capsuleer ?"
[ 2012.02.03 21:43:54 ] Caellach Marellus > I've made decisions while being out here, naive led ones.
[ 2012.02.03 21:44:05 ] Caellach Marellus > Done things I shouldn't have done, and should have known better.
[ 2012.02.03 21:44:12 ] Caellach Marellus > It was like being a child all over again.
[ 2012.02.03 21:46:20 ] Caellach Marellus > Flown with the wrong people, held the wrong state of mind, been unable to keep things fully on the level.
[ 2012.02.03 21:46:47 ] Lyn Farel > /emote whispers. "This is how one learns..."
[ 2012.02.03 21:47:52 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote nods. > Yeah, but some things you thought you already knew.
[ 2012.02.03 21:48:20 ] Caellach Marellus > Then coming out here, it stuns you, the vast size and complicated nature, it's so easy to forget who you were.
[ 2012.02.03 21:49:18 ] Lyn Farel > /emote looks uneasy. "That is probably true..."
[ 2012.02.03 21:49:40 ] Lyn Farel > "I forgot most of what I was."
[ 2012.02.03 21:50:09 ] Caellach Marellus > I flew under the banner of pirate loyallists, thinking I was helping people. I flew with insecure racist nationalists who couldn't see past their own nose, living in a world of black and white.
[ 2012.02.03 21:50:27 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote turns to Lyn and tilts his head. > And who was that?
[ 2012.02.03 21:51:12 ] Lyn Farel > "Uh, the model daughter of an unsane fallen Holder..."
[ 2012.02.03 21:51:23 ] Lyn Farel > /emote looks slightly disgusted.
[ 2012.02.03 21:52:26 ] Lyn Farel > /emote glances at him curiously. "Pirates ? You mean, Preta Light ?"
[ 2012.02.03 21:52:52 ] Caellach Marellus > Yeah... Naraka's. "Humantarian wing."
[ 2012.02.03 21:53:14 ] Caellach Marellus > And model daughter? Let me guess, you didn't stick with all the virtues of a prim and proper Amarrian Heiress?
[ 2012.02.03 21:54:47 ] Lyn Farel > "Oh actually I did... Or I think so. Besides not really paying attention to all the fluff and protocol..."
[ 2012.02.03 21:55:43 ] Caellach Marellus > You don't have their mindset, if I can generalise for a moment.
[ 2012.02.03 21:55:45 ] Lyn Farel > "Though I learned quickly that the faster I learned how to behave like a proper amarrian heir, the more time I had for me to do something else."
[ 2012.02.03 21:56:11 ] Lyn Farel > "Oh well, I have never really been one anyway."
[ 2012.02.03 21:57:19 ] Lyn Farel > "Somehow the only thing that allowed me to do what I really liked to do was my mother detachement. She did not really care about me, only about the heir."
[ 2012.02.03 21:57:51 ] Caellach Marellus > Well your lack of a stick up your arse and the fact you aren't seeing me as mere lesser human scum that needs educating... I'd say you're not a model amarrian by "expected" standards.
[ 2012.02.03 22:00:21 ] Lyn Farel > "Uh, not all amarrian nobles are like that..."
[ 2012.02.03 22:00:36 ] Lyn Farel > "But my family was, surely."
[ 2012.02.03 22:01:00 ] Caellach Marellus > I've noticed there's a few that aren't.. I'm sure they aren't revered as "Model" Amarrians either.
[ 2012.02.03 22:01:15 ] Caellach Marellus > That said, I'm glad you're not that girl they intended you to be, I doubt we'd be able to talk her and now.
[ 2012.02.03 22:01:29 ] Lyn Farel > "You would be surprised, in some Holder families in Tash-Murkon or Kor-Azor.. Especially Tash Murkon."
[ 2012.02.03 22:02:09 ] Lyn Farel > /emote slightly blushes. "I am happy to but... I would never have been anyway. I think I would have killed myself, had I not managed to run away."
[ 2012.02.03 22:03:29 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote frowns at the thought. > I'm definately glad you got away then.
[ 2012.02.03 22:04:09 ] Caellach Marellus > And I've had dealings with a couple of holders in Tash-Murkon and Kor.. that place is rife with Nation.
[ 2012.02.03 22:05:07 ] Lyn Farel > "Rife with Nation ?"
[ 2012.02.03 22:06:36 ] Caellach Marellus > I've run into more than my fair share in that area.
[ 2012.02.03 22:06:50 ] Lyn Farel > "Oh... yes."
[ 2012.02.03 22:08:27 ] Lyn Farel > /emote twists her hands nervously. "Anway... I know what you mean regarding your.... uh, issues with your lunch money."
[ 2012.02.03 22:08:50 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote smiles. > Found yourself in debt with the wrong people?
[ 2012.02.03 22:09:08 ] Lyn Farel > "Not in debt but... that was still bullying."
[ 2012.02.03 22:09:55 ] Caellach Marellus > I'm sorry to hear that, no doubt you dealt with it in the end though?
[ 2012.02.03 22:11:41 ] Lyn Farel > "Well, I became a capsuleer... Somehow I was lucky."
[ 2012.02.03 22:12:25 ] Lyn Farel > "I studied at the Republic Military School. I think that was a mistake."
[ 2012.02.03 22:13:53 ] Caellach Marellus > I'm not sure I was entirely happy with where I went either. Maybe CAS would have been a better choice.
[ 2012.02.03 22:16:02 ] Caellach Marellus > I'm guessing your heritage caused problems at Military School?
[ 2012.02.03 22:16:05 ] Lyn Farel > /emote nods. "I have never really been attracted by military things. And yet I went to that school."
[ 2012.02.03 22:17:07 ] Lyn Farel > "Yes... I was not really full of military dreams like they all were. And I was an ammatar traitor."
[ 2012.02.03 22:18:03 ] Lyn Farel > "Of course, even the administration were not really willing to take me in..." She looks away.
[ 2012.02.03 22:19:07 ] Caellach Marellus > Why did you choose it then?
[ 2012.02.03 22:19:50 ] Lyn Farel > /emote fidgets. "Because my master and I just had left Caille and the Federation that day, and were headed to Republic space."
[ 2012.02.03 22:20:38 ] Lyn Farel > "And I was full of naive eagerness to discover the Republic."
[ 2012.02.03 22:22:10 ] Caellach Marellus > So why not Pator Tech or Republic University?
[ 2012.02.03 22:25:49 ] Lyn Farel > /emote fidgets. "I am not sure. Oh of course, I proposed both, but I was told to try different things for a change." She almost repeats someone else's words : "A well rounded individual is worth infintely more than someone only caring about one thing."
[ 2012.02.03 22:26:10 ] Lyn Farel > /emote she shrugs. "I believed it. I think I still believe it."
[ 2012.02.03 22:26:53 ] Caellach Marellus > Your mentor told you that I presume?
[ 2012.02.03 22:27:00 ] Lyn Farel > /emote nods.
[ 2012.02.03 22:27:20 ] Lyn Farel > "Now I think it was also convenient for him."
[ 2012.02.03 22:27:46 ] Caellach Marellus > Well, UoC wasn't my choice, I didn't actually have a choice. But it was the only way I'd ever have been able to afford the education.
[ 2012.02.03 22:27:59 ] Caellach Marellus > At least it wasn't the Navy Academy.
[ 2012.02.03 22:28:21 ] Lyn Farel > "Was it that bad ? I quite enjoyed my time in UoC, even if most of the students here were so childish..."
[ 2012.02.03 22:29:05 ] Lyn Farel > "But I was in lower classes at that time, not the UoC classes for capsuleers."
[ 2012.02.03 22:29:14 ] Lyn Farel > "And barely a full time member."
[ 2012.02.03 22:29:18 ] Caellach Marellus > They weren't any better behaved.
[ 2012.02.03 22:30:05 ] Caellach Marellus > My class was almost entirely a bunch of rich kids with their feet nowhere near the ground. What potential most of them had was pissed away by endless nights of sex drugs and alcohol fuelled parties.
[ 2012.02.03 22:30:26 ] Caellach Marellus > My first year I flew rings around my entire class, completely untouchable.
[ 2012.02.03 22:30:35 ] Lyn Farel > /emote blushes.
[ 2012.02.03 22:31:00 ] Caellach Marellus > I was the only one to make the second year out of twenty of us.
[ 2012.02.03 22:31:31 ] Caellach Marellus > Plenty of classes mind, those of us who passed the first year were just put together, then same again when they cut for the third and fourth years.
[ 2012.02.03 22:31:50 ] Caellach Marellus > So in the end what you were left with was the best the University had.
[ 2012.02.03 22:32:07 ] Lyn Farel > "Amarrian prestigious universities have that merit : they often only accept the elites, and most of them get their year... But at the same time, half of them actually pay to get it..."
[ 2012.02.03 22:32:13 ] Caellach Marellus > Or the ones who didn't drink themselves stupid and get ruined on drop every night, and wake up in someone else's bed.
[ 2012.02.03 22:32:33 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote scoffs. > They just did it at the weekend.
[ 2012.02.03 22:32:42 ] Lyn Farel > /emote grins.
[ 2012.02.03 22:33:56 ] Caellach Marellus > I suppose I was lucky to find someone else who could rise above all that and was as focused to her studies as I was. From my second year onward she made me work for every top mark in class I earned.
[ 2012.02.03 22:34:10 ] Caellach Marellus > I'd have gotten lazy and complacent with that bunch of incompetants otherwise.
[ 2012.02.03 22:34:36 ] Lyn Farel > /emote nods. "Yes. I remember."
[ 2012.02.03 22:35:05 ] Lyn Farel > /emote looks sad. "I am sorry."
[ 2012.02.03 22:35:22 ] Caellach Marellus > Still, I got through all that in the end, and now here I am...
[ 2012.02.03 22:35:35 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote turns to Lynara and smiles. > Thankfully, here you are too.
[ 2012.02.03 22:35:57 ] Lyn Farel > /emote fidgets again.
[ 2012.02.03 22:36:19 ] Lyn Farel > /emote tilts her head, switching of subject without even thinking about it. "How did it end ? With the bullies I mean ?"
[ 2012.02.03 22:38:25 ] Caellach Marellus > They got a long time in detention, never troubled me again. You?
[ 2012.02.03 22:40:15 ] Lyn Farel > /emote looks embarassed. "This is a... whole story."
[ 2012.02.03 22:40:25 ] Lyn Farel > "Or well, not that much..."
[ 2012.02.03 22:40:46 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote turns to face Lyn and tucks his legs underneath him and leans forward. > I've all the time to listen.
[ 2012.02.03 22:41:33 ] Lyn Farel > /emote says faintly : "Oh well, if you say so..."
[ 2012.02.03 22:41:58 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote listens intently.
[ 2012.02.03 22:43:03 ] Lyn Farel > "They were not the first group to harass me, sometimes violently. After all, like in Caille, I was the dull and boring brain that stayed in her little corner. But unlike Caille I was here full time and not just as a guest, and I was ammatar."
[ 2012.02.03 22:44:00 ] Lyn Farel > "Of course, telling them that I was not really anymore had never worked, and I knew it."
[ 2012.02.03 22:44:58 ] Lyn Farel > "Someday, they stuck me in a quiet lab and had obviously something in mind."
[ 2012.02.03 22:46:47 ] Lyn Farel > "Somehow they were going to force me to go to the Voluval. Their reasoning was that I was not one of them and thus had nothing to do here."
[ 2012.02.03 22:47:34 ] Lyn Farel > "And of course, their real goal was to make me obtain something like the Pale Eye or the Spiral, or even the Ammatar mark, but I did not know that back there."
[ 2012.02.03 22:48:13 ] Lyn Farel > "I just thought they would let me alone once done."
[ 2012.02.03 22:50:14 ] Lyn Farel > /emote looks lost in her thoughts for a moment.
[ 2012.02.03 22:52:25 ] Caellach Marellus > Forcing their traditions and beliefs onto another.. it's a hypocrisy I sadly found in the Republic myself
[ 2012.02.03 22:52:54 ] Lyn Farel > "Somehow it worked."
[ 2012.02.03 22:54:30 ] Caellach Marellus > They marked you?
[ 2012.02.03 22:55:01 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote blinks in disbelief. > Against your own damned will?
[ 2012.02.03 22:55:41 ] Lyn Farel > /emote blinks and shakes her head. "No, no... I mean, it worked, they left me alone after, and it worked because I was curious to see that ritual."
[ 2012.02.03 22:55:59 ] Caellach Marellus > O.. oh...
[ 2012.02.03 22:56:01 ] Lyn Farel > "I thought I could understand how it works, like everyting."
[ 2012.02.03 22:56:05 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote takes a deep breath.
[ 2012.02.03 22:56:08 ] Caellach Marellus > And did you?
[ 2012.02.03 22:56:17 ] Lyn Farel > /emote looks annoyed. "Not really..."
[ 2012.02.03 22:57:09 ] Caellach Marellus > Not everything is to be understood.
[ 2012.02.03 22:57:21 ] Lyn Farel > /emote smiles. "Not yet."
[ 2012.02.03 22:57:24 ] Caellach Marellus > Infact some things are best kept a mystery.
[ 2012.02.03 22:58:10 ] Caellach Marellus > The answers are often less... interesting than the theories.
[ 2012.02.03 22:58:19 ] Lyn Farel > /emote nods thoughfully. "This is something Gorda Hoje implied."
[ 2012.02.03 22:59:25 ] Lyn Farel > "Let us only hope the search never ends, that the Absolute Truth stays hidden forever. For if the search ends, we end.Then we become nothing more than dust, specks of sand on the shore of universal lie."
[ 2012.02.03 22:59:35 ] Lyn Farel > /emote stares at the fire.
[ 2012.02.03 23:00:07 ] Caellach Marellus > I wonder what the Absolute truth even is.
[ 2012.02.03 23:00:50 ] Lyn Farel > "A general concept. It is mostly a perfect and unique state of understanding of everything."
[ 2012.02.03 23:01:12 ] Caellach Marellus > I mean I always wondered if religion and the existence of God can be proven... because it would cause a great shift in the universe if either side were proven true.
[ 2012.02.03 23:01:50 ] Lyn Farel > "In the state of Absolute Truth, all these things are answered."
[ 2012.02.03 23:02:14 ] Lyn Farel > "But this is mostly a metaphysical concept..." She shrugs.
[ 2012.02.03 23:02:36 ] Lyn Farel > /emote stares at him in the eyes. "Have you read the Serum of Truth ?"
[ 2012.02.03 23:02:58 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote shakes his head. > I'm not one for books.
[ 2012.02.03 23:03:12 ] Caellach Marellus > I got through University on a more practical level.
[ 2012.02.03 23:03:40 ] Lyn Farel > /emote shrugs. "To everyone their own things, I suppose..."
[ 2012.02.03 23:06:11 ] Caellach Marellus > I was never much for sitting back and reading.
[ 2012.02.03 23:06:42 ] Caellach Marellus > I spent my hours taking apart engines, calibrating targeting systems and thruster boosts.
[ 2012.02.03 23:06:49 ] Lyn Farel > /emote smiles.
[ 2012.02.03 23:06:50 ] Caellach Marellus > When I wasn't working with the ships I was in simulators.
[ 2012.02.03 23:07:06 ] Caellach Marellus > I don't claim to be a clever man Lynara, I just work hard at it.
[ 2012.02.03 23:07:43 ] Lyn Farel > "I uh.... I never had the intention to..."
[ 2012.02.03 23:08:57 ] Caellach Marellus > I know.
[ 2012.02.03 23:09:08 ] Caellach Marellus > I'm just stating who I am.
[ 2012.02.03 23:09:16 ] Caellach Marellus > Before someone confuses me with being a genius.
[ 2012.02.03 23:09:45 ] Lyn Farel > "What matters is most wisdom than genius. Some genius are just terrible at it."
[ 2012.02.03 23:09:59 ] Lyn Farel > /emote glances at her coat, apparently still a little wet but drying slowly. "I would like to see a little the surroundings. I have not had the occasion to visit. This is so beautiful."
[ 2012.02.03 23:10:44 ] Lyn Farel > "Sometimes when I get in my quarters for days, I almost forgot that there is a world outside.;."
[ 2012.02.03 23:13:52 ] Caellach Marellus > Not sure how far we can wander, they said the local wildlife isn't too friendly. But I'd like to see what's out there too.
[ 2012.02.03 23:16:04 ] Caellach Marellus > Shall we?
[ 2012.02.03 23:16:53 ] Lyn Farel > /emote nods.
[ 2012.02.03 23:17:15 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote stands up, taking a moment to stretch his legs out, before offering a hand to Lyn.
[ 2012.02.03 23:18:10 ] Lyn Farel > /emote takes his hand timidly and gets up. She grabs her coat and wraps herself in it, folding her scarf loosely around her face.
[ 2012.02.03 23:20:27 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote slips into his coat and fastens it up, before putting his gloves back on and pulling up the hood as he turns to Lyn. > Ready?
[ 2012.02.03 23:21:32 ] Lyn Farel > "Sure."
[ 2012.02.03 23:21:59 ] Lyn Farel > /emote opens the doors happily, recieving a flurry on the face.
[ 2012.02.03 23:22:21 ] Lyn Farel > /emote grimaces and blinks.
[ 2012.02.03 23:22:41 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote follows Lyn out, closing the door behind them.
[ 2012.02.03 23:23:54 ] Lyn Farel > /emote heads over to the little frozen pond on the left.
[ 2012.02.03 23:25:11 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote follows behind at a slow pace, looking around at the surroundings.
[ 2012.02.03 23:25:20 ] Lyn Farel > /emote can't help but look around if the area is safe enough.
[ 2012.02.03 23:26:08 ] Lyn Farel > /emote forgets it as fast as the idea came and starts wandering around the pool, listening to the ambiant silence.
[ 2012.02.03 23:27:03 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote looks over at Lyn as a brainwave hits him, before bending over to tie his boot lace.
[ 2012.02.03 23:27:15 ] Lyn Farel > /emote turns back at Caellach and waits for him.
[ 2012.02.03 23:27:37 ] Lyn Farel > /emote tilts her head and frowns slightly, then heads back to him.
[ 2012.02.03 23:27:46 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote looks up from his boot. "I'll be with you in a minute, gloves and laces don't go so well. Go ahead."
[ 2012.02.03 23:29:57 ] Lyn Farel > /emote looks confused for a moment, then nods with uncertainty and continues to walks around the lake again happily.
[ 2012.02.03 23:30:50 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote waits till Lyn takes a few steps before standing up with something small in his hand as he follows after her.
[ 2012.02.03 23:31:23 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote suddenly stops and takes aim. > Hey Lynara..
[ 2012.02.03 23:31:55 ] Lyn Farel > /emote turns back, a slight happy smile on her face.
[ 2012.02.03 23:32:06 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote throws the snowball at Lyn, with a cheeky grin on his face.
[ 2012.02.03 23:34:57 ] Lyn Farel > /emote gets the snowball on her face, blinking under the complete surprise, slipping on the snow and falling backwards.
[ 2012.02.03 23:35:56 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote laughs as he heads toward her. > You alright?>
[ 2012.02.03 23:37:07 ] Lyn Farel > /emote rolls over, now facing the ground, apparently a little stunned.
[ 2012.02.03 23:39:37 ] Caellach Marellus > ..Lynara? You ok?
[ 2012.02.03 23:39:53 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote takes a knee by her and places a hand on Lyn's shoulder.
[ 2012.02.03 23:40:24 ] Lyn Farel > /emote rolls over and clumsily throws back at him another snowball.
[ 2012.02.03 23:42:27 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote takes a cheek full of snow as it lands in his hood and goes down the inside of his coat, the cold on his skin causing him to jerk and shudder uncontrollably. > AGGHAGHAHAAAA Coldcoldcoldcoldcold!!!
[ 2012.02.03 23:42:50 ] Lyn Farel > /emote brushes the snowflakes off her face with her thick gloves, out of proportion compared to her hands.
[ 2012.02.03 23:44:05 ] Lyn Farel > /emote sits up, an unvolontary smile on her face.
[ 2012.02.03 23:44:47 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote stares at Lyn and lurches forward at her after a second, his hands on her shoulders with his weight behind.
[ 2012.02.03 23:46:11 ] Lyn Farel > /emote falls back again under the weight.
[ 2012.02.03 23:46:32 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote pins Lyn down as he looks at her. > That.... was cold.
[ 2012.02.03 23:46:49 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote leans his face in towards hers, nearing nose to nose.
[ 2012.02.03 23:46:54 ] Caellach Marellus > ... nice shot.
[ 2012.02.03 23:47:01 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote breaks out into a grin and starts to laugh.
[ 2012.02.03 23:48:41 ] Lyn Farel > /emote blinks, her face turning red.
[ 2012.02.03 23:50:11 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote looks at her and suppresses his laugh as he raises his eyebrow. > Either your cheeks get chapped really easy... or you're blushing.
[ 2012.02.03 23:56:48 ] Lyn Farel > /emote looks terribly embarassed, her frosted breath drawing patterns above her face.
[ 2012.02.03 23:57:45 ] Caellach Marellus > And considering you're not yelling me to get off at this point...
[ 2012.02.03 23:57:51 ] Caellach Marellus > I'm going to go with blushing.
[ 2012.02.03 23:58:06 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote stands up and offers Lyn a hand.
[ 2012.02.04 00:00:38 ] Lyn Farel > /emote takes it softly and stands up, doing her hair clumsily.
[ 2012.02.04 00:01:08 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote gently wipes a couple of snowdrops off Lyn's face and puts his arm around her. > Truce?
[ 2012.02.04 00:03:49 ] Lyn Farel > /emote folds her arms around his neck, leaning her head against him. She whispers. "Truce."
[ 2012.02.04 00:05:31 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote runs a gloved hand through her hair as he returns the embrace.
[ 2012.02.04 00:07:07 ] Lyn Farel > /emote closes her eyes for a while. "I am sorry. I feel so weak."
[ 2012.02.04 00:07:50 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote looks down at her. > You alright? Have you not had much to eat or sleep as of late?
[ 2012.02.04 00:10:54 ] Lyn Farel > /emote shakes her head. "Something else... I will... tell you back in the hut, if you do not mind..."
[ 2012.02.04 00:11:35 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote looks at Lyn with concern for a moment before nodding. > Alright, do you want to go now, or look around a bit more first?
[ 2012.02.04 00:15:16 ] Lyn Farel > "We can walk a little more I guess."
[ 2012.02.04 00:16:32 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote 's look of concern breaks into a gentle smile. > Lead the way.
[ 2012.02.04 00:20:09 ] Lyn Farel > /emote stars walking again, though more tiptoeing than anything else. She heads towards the tree covered in snow.
[ 2012.02.04 00:21:40 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote follows behind her, carefully placing his feet on the snow as he tries to keep his balance.
[ 2012.02.04 00:23:50 ] Lyn Farel > /emote does not seem to have such problems, though her pace is not really assured. "Have you ever seen a place like that before ?"
[ 2012.02.04 00:24:17 ] Caellach Marellus > Like what, that hut?
[ 2012.02.04 00:24:26 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote clearly has little experience walking on thick snow.
[ 2012.02.04 00:25:32 ] Lyn Farel > "No, the place..."
[ 2012.02.04 00:25:52 ] Caellach Marellus > No... least not like this with this much snow.
[ 2012.02.04 00:26:12 ] Caellach Marellus > I was present at a lodge for a Voluval ceremony once.
[ 2012.02.04 00:26:57 ] Lyn Farel > /emote stops next to a tree and looks at him. "There is something eerie about this place... Ah ?"
[ 2012.02.04 00:28:06 ] Caellach Marellus > The silence is somewhat unnerving and yes.. a corpmate of mine when I was still in Electus Matari. He and another Alliance member undertook theirs together. Interesting ceremony, I don't recall many details, I felt a bit out of place.
[ 2012.02.04 00:31:28 ] Lyn Farel > "The place was similar ?"
[ 2012.02.04 00:31:42 ] Caellach Marellus > The building was larger, and the area had far less snow.
[ 2012.02.04 00:31:55 ] Caellach Marellus > But the same tranquility and back to basics feel about the place.
[ 2012.02.04 00:33:56 ] Lyn Farel > /emote nods. "Voluvals tend to vary greatly."
[ 2012.02.04 00:34:24 ] Caellach Marellus > This was a Brutor tribe one
[ 2012.02.04 00:34:27 ] Caellach Marellus > Very physical
[ 2012.02.04 00:34:32 ] Caellach Marellus > Bit of full on sparring
[ 2012.02.04 00:36:06 ] Lyn Farel > "I see."
[ 2012.02.04 00:36:45 ] Caellach Marellus > A few of the tribesmen kept looking at me, grinning, during the fighting. If I didn't know better I'd say they were trying to intimidate me..
[ 2012.02.04 00:36:58 ] Caellach Marellus > /emote looks to Lyn and grins. > I like my skin without ink though.
[ 2012.02.04 00:37:07 ] Lyn Farel > "I do not know much about the Voluval ritual. People like miss Surionen must prove very knowledgable about it."
[ 2012.02.04 00:37:27 ] Lyn Farel > "Oh uh, yes... why ?"
[ 2012.02.04 00:37:51 ] Lyn Farel > "Oh, of course, I mean, I prefer it that way too..."
[ 2012.02.04 00:37:57 ] Caellach Marellus > Everyone these days has piercings or tattoos... just seems rare to have my skin untouched.
[ 2012.02.04 00:38:02 ] Caellach Marellus > It's who I am, by not marking myself.
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Silas Vitalia > Hmph.
Silas Vitalia > Just trying to be nice.
Pa'Vi > Perhaps you should date him Silas?
Silas Vitalia > Should I?
Silas Vitalia > Ninavask, remove your clothing.
Silas Vitalia > Let's see what we're working with.
Ninavask > /emote bursts out laughing.*
Ninavask > No
Gwen Ikiryo > /emote looks terrified.
Silas Vitalia > No deal.
Pa'Vi > /emote chuckles.
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[ 2013.01.05 12:48:25 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > Hello, Summit.
[ 2013.01.05 12:50:33 ] Graelyn > 'Afternoon.
[ 2013.01.05 12:51:01 ] Camille Roth > Hello Captain Mister Thessalonia. Do you have a spare brain yet?
[ 2013.01.05 12:51:28 ] Ciarente > /emote closes her eyes > Camille ...
[ 2013.01.05 12:51:38 ] Camille Roth > What? I asked nicely!
[ 2013.01.05 12:51:40 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote grins.
[ 2013.01.05 12:51:47 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > No, not yet, Ms. Roth.
[ 2013.01.05 12:52:21 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > The second I get an extra brain sans Networking implants, however, you will be the first person I contact.
[ 2013.01.05 12:52:57 ] Ciarente > /emote murmurs something that sounds suspiciously like "lalala I'm not listening"
[ 2013.01.05 12:54:12 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > ...as long as you promise not to make a mess with it.
[ 2013.01.05 12:54:25 ] Camille Roth > No! It's for science!
[ 2013.01.05 12:54:45 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > clean science, I hope?
[ 2013.01.05 12:54:51 ] Saya Ishikari > /emote blinks at the exchange, eyeing the two of them oddly...
[ 2013.01.05 12:55:14 ] Camille Roth > /emote says virtuously > I always observe all biohazard protocols!
[ 2013.01.05 12:55:27 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > Good.
[ 2013.01.05 12:57:36 ] Ciarente > /emote murmurs > Perhaps I did something really terrible in a previous life.
[ 2013.01.05 12:58:12 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > You are raising a child with a hearty interest in science, Ciarente; Nothing wrong with that.
[ 2013.01.05 12:58:27 ] Camille Roth > /emote says helpfully > You've done some pretty bad stuff in this one, Cia!
[ 2013.01.05 12:58:38 ] Ciarente > Yes, thank you, cherie.
[ 2013.01.05 12:59:44 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > /emote grins.
[ 2013.01.05 12:59:52 ] Saya Ishikari > Just to make sure I heard that correctly... A spare brain... And casual permission to poke and prod it?...
[ 2013.01.05 13:00:16 ] Camille Roth > Yes! I study the brains of Sansha capsuleers!
[ 2013.01.05 13:00:38 ] Camille Roth > Well, so far, just Mister Kyber's.
[ 2013.01.05 13:01:00 ] Saya Ishikari > /emote nods a little, as though chalking that answer up on some invisible tally...
[ 2013.01.05 13:01:32 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > Camile, you are aware I would be removing all proprietary implants from the brain before turning it over, right?
[ 2013.01.05 13:01:46 ] Camille Roth > You said!
[ 2013.01.05 13:02:17 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > Good. Just wanted to make sure you were 100% aware of that. You would only be able to study those implants through their absence, rather than their presence.
[ 2013.01.05 13:02:29 ] Camille Roth > Yes, I know!
[ 2013.01.05 13:02:31 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > So yes, soon as I get a spare brain, you can poke it to bits.
[ 2013.01.05 13:02:53 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > Assuming your mother gives you permission to do so, of course.
[ 2013.01.05 13:03:10 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > I don't want to overstep her parental authority.
[ 2013.01.05 13:03:19 ] Camille Roth > /emote looks puzzled > What does Mama have to do with it?
[ 2013.01.05 13:03:37 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > Parental Authority, Camille.
[ 2013.01.05 13:03:56 ] Ciarente > He means me, cherie. Captain Thessalonia, I am Camille's sister, and legal guardian, not her mother.
[ 2013.01.05 13:04:11 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > Oooh
[ 2013.01.05 13:04:14 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > My apologies.
[ 2013.01.05 13:04:27 ] Ciarente > /emote smiles > That's quite all right.
[ 2013.01.05 13:04:31 ] Tiberious Thessalonia > Well, since you are her legal guardian, parental authority falls on you.
[ 2013.01.05 13:05:06 ] Ciarente > And believe me, dissecting a donated brain is the least worrying thing I can think of Camille getting up to in her spare time.
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I particularly enjoyed that one too :3
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Loved the scene between Lyn and Cael.
Makes me miss the RP with Lyn. Good times. miss The Keep's Library, was one of my favourite channels.
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I heard Mercy's Keep is reopen.
We could reopen the library too.
I hear that Mitty loved the place too.
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I heard Mercy's Keep is reopen.
We could reopen the library too.
I hear that Mitty loved the place too.
>.>
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I thought Old Man Otheiran closed it down. He didn't like all those capsuleers on his lawn.
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Someone post the Cia and Cami spai logs D:
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Summit logs. Well, maybe not good RP in a traditional sense, or even not good at all. But it was funny. So, here they are.
[ 2012.12.22 17:35:02 ] Aelisha > Evening
[ 2012.12.22 17:35:05 ] Grideris > Yes Schere, it is.
[ 2012.12.22 17:35:40 ] Luna Hanaya > Greeting, capsule-dwellers!
[ 2012.12.22 17:35:51 ] Scherezad > "I, uh, the, the cleaners here, tehy, um, they have, uh, uniform. Overalls. I - oh, uh, hello."
[ 2012.12.22 17:35:54 ] Aelisha > Has much of note been hapenning today?
[ 2012.12.22 17:36:03 ] Katherie Hobbes > Heyo, Luna - and welcome.
[ 2012.12.22 17:36:21 ] Barnabas Sondel > /emote nods to Aelisha and Luna Hanaya, "hello"
[ 2012.12.22 17:36:23 ] Cest Bravura > Something about scantily clad federation maids.
[ 2012.12.22 17:36:35 ] Cest Bravura > Which of course I have no experience of whatsoever.
[ 2012.12.22 17:36:43 ] Katherie Hobbes > I bet, Cest.
[ 2012.12.22 17:36:48 ] Luna Hanaya > Quick qquestion, if you don't mind, do I have a face? >_>
[ 2012.12.22 17:37:03 ] Barnabas Sondel > nope
[ 2012.12.22 17:37:03 ] Aelisha > Your image has not yet been processed by CONCORD central administration.
[ 2012.12.22 17:37:05 ] Jandice Ymladris > Feed doesn't come trough yet for me
[ 2012.12.22 17:37:12 ] Katherie Hobbes > No, there appears to be an issue with the visual feed.
[ 2012.12.22 17:37:16 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > Although a face appears for me on my chat side of the neocomm
[ 2012.12.22 17:37:23 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > but not on my neocommlist
[ 2012.12.22 17:37:30 ] Luna Hanaya > Oh, I knew they were slackers!
[ 2012.12.22 17:38:15 ] Aelisha > They get a lot of new pilots data to process i am afraid. Especially around firmwareu pdates such as the recent ones.
[ 2012.12.22 17:38:21 ] Synthetic Cultist > You appear to look like a dark haired Khanid woman.
[ 2012.12.22 17:38:34 ] Synthetic Cultist > with hair styled to your Left, the image's Right side.
[ 2012.12.22 17:39:04 ] Lasairiona > /emote connects to the channel, "Evening all."
[ 2012.12.22 17:39:44 ] Barnabas Sondel > evening
[ 2012.12.22 17:40:07 ] Katherie Hobbes > /emote waves at the pilot connecting in: "Lasairiona - buddy! Good to see you again!"
[ 2012.12.22 17:40:23 ] Lasairiona > /emote grins, "It's just Lasa and yes! Lovely to see you again!"#
[ 2012.12.22 17:41:05 ] Luna Hanaya > Excuse me, but would you like to hear a story? Even if it is bb a bit?
[ 2012.12.22 17:41:30 ] Barnabas Sondel > yes do tell
[ 2012.12.22 17:41:50 ] Luna Hanaya > I know I am not a good storyteller
[ 2012.12.22 17:42:11 ] Grideris > Hold on, let me grab some popcorn
[ 2012.12.22 17:42:13 ] Barnabas Sondel > its ok .. let's hear it
[ 2012.12.22 17:42:21 ] Grideris > If I don't eat it now, I'll eat it later.
[ 2012.12.22 17:42:25 ] Luna Hanaya > But please, sit with me and listen for a while
[ 2012.12.22 17:42:31 ] Luna Hanaya > I will tell you a story.
[ 2012.12.22 17:42:43 ] Luna Hanaya > A story of untold adventurers and unknown heroes
[ 2012.12.22 17:42:45 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > I like stories!
[ 2012.12.22 17:42:46 ] Katrina Oniseki > /emote gets a new cup of tea and sits down to listen.
[ 2012.12.22 17:43:02 ] Barnabas Sondel > /emote listens attentively
[ 2012.12.22 17:43:02 ] Luna Hanaya > A story of valorous warriors and monstorus beasts
[ 2012.12.22 17:43:23 ] Luna Hanaya > A story of enormous strength and inhuman cruelty
[ 2012.12.22 17:43:35 ] Luna Hanaya > A story of true love and virulent hatred
[ 2012.12.22 17:43:48 ] Luna Hanaya > A story of uneasy waitings and fierce battles
[ 2012.12.22 17:44:04 ] Lasairiona > /emote taps her fingers on the arm of her chair
[ 2012.12.22 17:44:05 ] Luna Hanaya > A story of glorious victories and miserable defeats
[ 2012.12.22 17:44:21 ] Luna Hanaya > A story of devastated lands and places forgotten
[ 2012.12.22 17:44:26 ] Luna Hanaya > A story of vivid life
[ 2012.12.22 17:44:47 ] Luna Hanaya > *vith lowered voice* and untimely death...
[ 2012.12.22 17:45:06 ] Andreus Ixiris > Is this the story?
[ 2012.12.22 17:45:07 ] Luna Hanaya > So...
[ 2012.12.22 17:45:11 ] Luna Hanaya > *coughs*
[ 2012.12.22 17:45:24 ] Luna Hanaya > Umm... anyone has glass of water?
[ 2012.12.22 17:45:25 ] Andreus Ixiris > Spoilers: It was the butler drone.
[ 2012.12.22 17:45:28 ] Andreus Ixiris > It's always the butler drone.
[ 2012.12.22 17:45:47 ] Barnabas Sondel > does this story involve a man named Jed and Texas T?
[ 2012.12.22 17:45:53 ] Luna Hanaya > Ah, well, the story.
[ 2012.12.22 17:46:11 ] Luna Hanaya > So...
[ 2012.12.22 17:46:28 ] Luna Hanaya > *coughs again* well,
[ 2012.12.22 17:46:31 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > Shhh give her space to talk!
[ 2012.12.22 17:46:46 ] Luna Hanaya > I run into roid belt and pwnd a random noob!
[ 2012.12.22 17:46:47 ] Luna Hanaya > The end.
[ 2012.12.22 17:46:57 ] Grideris > Really?
[ 2012.12.22 17:46:58 ] Andreus Ixiris > That wasn't a very good story
[ 2012.12.22 17:46:59 ] Grideris > That's it?
[ 2012.12.22 17:47:12 ] Luna Hanaya > yea (:
[ 2012.12.22 17:47:16 ] Scherezad > /emote stares blankly
[ 2012.12.22 17:47:32 ] Grideris > Your story was uneventful, and you should feel bad.
[ 2012.12.22 17:47:53 ] Luna Hanaya > but it has one major event
[ 2012.12.22 17:47:59 ] Luna Hanaya > had
[ 2012.12.22 17:48:00 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > *scowls*
[ 2012.12.22 17:48:02 ] Luna Hanaya > >.>
[ 2012.12.22 17:48:15 ] Barnabas Sondel > /emote sighs disappointed
[ 2012.12.22 17:48:32 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > *disconnects with a sulk*
[ 2012.12.22 17:48:46 ] Lasairiona > /emote starts laughing, "Really? That's it?"
[ 2012.12.22 17:49:04 ] Grideris > One event a story does not make.
[ 2012.12.22 17:49:14 ] Barnabas Sondel > /emote glares at Luna for a minute then returns to conduct business on his datapad
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MASSIVE RP Event started by Anslo. Rescuing civilians from the curface of Caldari Prime near the crash site, ignoring FedNav and CONCORD orders against such.
Things got pretty crazy exciting after that, with simultaneous RP going on in Fleet chat and Summit, chatting between each other and the DUSTies. Possibly one of the best examples I have seen of cross-game RP yet.
Logs too big to quote.. will put through pastebin. These are raw logs, not cleaned. Read at your own risk.
http://pastebin.com/N35TN8zD - Fleet Chat
http://pastebin.com/2UMAZEYd - Summit Chat
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MASSIVE RP Event started by Anslo. Rescuing civilians from the curface of Caldari Prime near the crash site, ignoring FedNav and CONCORD orders against such.
Things got pretty crazy exciting after that, with simultaneous RP going on in Fleet chat and Summit, chatting between each other and the DUSTies. Possibly one of the best examples I have seen of cross-game RP yet.
Logs too big to quote.. will put through pastebin. These are raw logs, not cleaned. Read at your own risk.
http://pastebin.com/N35TN8zD - Fleet Chat
http://pastebin.com/2UMAZEYd - Summit Chat
About three minutes later, ingame:
[07:03:11] Katrina Oniseki > For a minute I read my own post wrong
[07:03:14] Katrina Oniseki > and I thought I typed
[07:03:23] Katrina Oniseki > "MASSIVE ERP event hosted by Anslo"
[07:03:26] Katrina Oniseki > I was like
[07:03:30] Katrina Oniseki > WAIT SHIT NO
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I definitely enjoyed this little event. May have missed out on the main course, but screw CCP, we don't need them anyway :D
Props to Anslo for being the initial leader and causing this thing to even happen. It was fascinating for me to see this thing play out the way it did, especially since we're learning about social psychology and all that for AP Psych. It felt kind of cool being one of the reasons for the event's escalation.
Moreover, it was nice seeing so many capsuleers of different loyalties coming together to help. Much <3 to everyone there.
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:oops:
Fuck da po-leece, we rescue who we want.
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http://pastebin.com/2UMAZEYd - Summit Chat:
[ 2013.03.23 01:55:33 ] Che Biko > Biko out.
You just had to rub it in, didn't ya? 8) :lol:
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Compare and contrast. And remember, Mal and Lialus are played by the same player.
[ 2013.03.22 21:27:58 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote nods
[ 2013.03.22 21:28:29 ] Lialus Raithe > Before anything else is said, let me state that I am sorry this day came and I am sorry that you and those you hold as brothers and sisters must endure it.
[ 2013.03.22 21:29:25 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote nods, face pale. "I... should thank you."
[ 2013.03.22 21:29:32 ] Lialus Raithe > I cannot pretend to understand fully what you are going through so I promise I will not try but I wished for you to know that I do not consider this a victory for anyone.
[ 2013.03.22 21:30:17 ] Lialus Raithe > /emote shakes his head. > No, you should not thank me. I have done nothing for you.
[ 2013.03.22 21:30:23 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Some are saying this is an opportunity to open dialog with us for shared custody of the planet. I doubt the Senate will see this as a chance for peace, though. I know what use the Executor will make of it.
[ 2013.03.22 21:30:44 ] Lialus Raithe > Both of our nations are governed by those who wish to see this conflict continue...
[ 2013.03.22 21:31:02 ] Lialus Raithe > I wish with all that I am that it could cease here, that it could have ceased before now.
[ 2013.03.22 21:31:27 ] Lialus Raithe > But all that was accomplished today is a renewal of bitter enmity.
[ 2013.03.22 21:31:44 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote nods
[ 2013.03.22 21:31:53 ] Pieter Tuulinen > It will get worse. Ancestors forgive me, it already has.
[ 2013.03.22 21:32:55 ] Lialus Raithe > It will, but I wish to implore you and those that are honorable beside you not to lose yourselves even in this. Please be a beacon of what it means to be Caldari during difficult times, do not let this turn you into the monster you do not wish to be.
[ 2013.03.22 21:34:09 ] Pieter Tuulinen > You don't know what it's like... I just walked a short distance through an orbital and the... the hate... All these citizens that can't be there and can't hit back and all they want me to do is kill and burn and destroy until they feel better...
[ 2013.03.22 21:34:41 ] Lialus Raithe > /emote frowns. > You are right, I don't know what it's like....
[ 2013.03.22 21:34:58 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I... don't want to change, Msr Raithe.
[ 2013.03.22 21:35:11 ] Lialus Raithe > You are a good man if what I have seen of you so far is any indication. I wish there were more like you.
[ 2013.03.22 21:35:34 ] Lialus Raithe > None of us ever do, Monsieur Tuulinen. The only one in charge of that is ourselves.
[ 2013.03.22 21:35:38 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I wish Senate were filled with men like you, Msr Raithe. I wish the men who started wars had to fight them.
[ 2013.03.22 21:42:04 ] Lialus Raithe > /emote takes a deep breath. > We are enemies in this conflict, Monsieur Tuulinen but I promise you this:
[ 2013.03.22 21:42:50 ] Lialus Raithe > I will never treat you with dishonor, I will never lie to you and I will never lie about you. Our battles may be different, but our field is the same. Perhaps, one day, we may both lay down weapons.
[ 2013.03.22 21:48:56 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I will make you the same promise. I cannot congratulate your fleet on achieving it's objective today, but I hope we can remain civil enemies.
[ 2013.03.22 21:49:20 ] Lialus Raithe > The fleet deserves no congratulations.
[ 2013.03.22 21:49:31 ] Lialus Raithe > Two wrongs do not make a right.
[ 2013.03.22 21:49:35 ] Lialus Raithe > They never have and they never will.
[ 2013.03.22 21:52:00 ] Lialus Raithe > I...will not trouble you further today. May you find a measure of peace in the days ahead, honorable soldier.
[ 2013.03.22 21:52:20 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote nods "Ancestors guide you."
[2013.03.23 01:59:10 ] Pieter Tuulinen > K-khross-haan?
[ 2013.03.23 01:59:25 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote nods once, exhaling slowly. > How are you handling?
[ 2013.03.23 01:59:43 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I should warn you. I've had considerable to drink.
[ 2013.03.23 01:59:57 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote smirks. > You wouldn't be the only one there, lad.
[ 2013.03.23 02:00:17 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote chuckles
[ 2013.03.23 02:00:29 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Uhh... You heard, then? Of course you did...
[ 2013.03.23 02:00:57 ] Malcolm Khross > I did. I was serving a border mission under Wiyrkomi orders when the emergency alert was sounded by the Shiigeru.
[ 2013.03.23 02:01:29 ] Pieter Tuulinen > It... went down so fast. One minute the Admiral was saying her shields had stabilised, the next she was giving the order to go for the pods.
[ 2013.03.23 02:01:33 ] Malcolm Khross > Unfortunately I was denied request to join the battle by Wiyrkomi Command citing that my service was needed at the border and my available ships would be unable to serve as needed in the battle.
[ 2013.03.23 02:01:58 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote frowns. > Do we have a count on how many made it out before...?
[ 2013.03.23 02:02:08 ] Pieter Tuulinen > The... the reactor went up, Mal.
[ 2013.03.23 02:02:37 ] Malcolm Khross > Dman.
[ 2013.03.23 02:02:39 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Admiral Yanala was warning that she was going to fire on the planet when Shiigeru went down... They had dozens of Dreadnoughts.
[ 2013.03.23 02:02:41 ] Malcolm Khross > ((*Damn
[ 2013.03.23 02:02:51 ] Pieter Tuulinen > They kept her as primary until...
[ 2013.03.23 02:02:53 ] Pieter Tuulinen > well...
[ 2013.03.23 02:03:40 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote shakes his head. > The Admiral knew she would be primary, she fought valiantly I am sure.
[ 2013.03.23 02:04:00 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote nods
[ 2013.03.23 02:04:09 ] Pieter Tuulinen > They... There were so many.
[ 2013.03.23 02:04:30 ] Malcolm Khross > It was a tactical nightmare, suuolo. Do not let yourself feel shame or dishonor.
[ 2013.03.23 02:04:41 ] Malcolm Khross > The Federation had every advantage and it knew it.
[ 2013.03.23 02:05:10 ] Pieter Tuulinen > We did fail her. The Admiral. She called us in and we didn't stop them.
[ 2013.03.23 02:05:52 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote almost growls. > You did not fail, you answered as best as you were able. That is all duty demands of you, that is all honor demands of you that is all heiian demands of you.
[ 2013.03.23 02:06:37 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Have you walked the concourses, suuolo? The people are torn between fear, judgement and anger.
[ 2013.03.23 02:06:58 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote lets out a heavy sigh, his expression falling. > I have and they are...
[ 2013.03.23 02:07:43 ] Malcolm Khross > What can you expect? For five years we held Home, for five years it seemed we could reclaim that which was hours, for five years we've tolerated the bastardization of the State and sacrificed in order to hold that which mattered most.
[ 2013.03.23 02:07:54 ] Malcolm Khross > In one day it was torn from us and we were powerless to stop it.
[ 2013.03.23 02:08:04 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote nods, eyes glistening.
[ 2013.03.23 02:08:14 ] Pieter Tuulinen > This was the point of every insult we've swallowed.
[ 2013.03.23 02:09:19 ] Malcolm Khross > We must stand strong. Duty still has demands for us and our honor will not let us be idle.
[ 2013.03.23 02:09:50 ] Pieter Tuulinen > No... I know... Ha-have you heard where the wreckage of the Shiigeru came down?
[ 2013.03.23 02:10:03 ] Malcolm Khross > Kaalakiota Mountains.
[ 2013.03.23 02:10:20 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote nods
[ 2013.03.23 02:10:36 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote shakes his head sadly.
[ 2013.03.23 02:11:22 ] Malcolm Khross > I begin to wonder if Cold Wind is teaching us a lesson. This is the price of our pride, our unwillingness to stand on our principle out of greed for that which we wanted most.
[ 2013.03.23 02:12:57 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Why is it a sin to want Home back?
[ 2013.03.23 02:13:01 ] Malcolm Khross > I cannot say if that is true, it is only one of many thoughts that have raced through my mind today.
[ 2013.03.23 02:13:07 ] Malcolm Khross > It is not a sin to want it back, suuolo.
[ 2013.03.23 02:13:36 ] Malcolm Khross > But at what cost? Do you believe Cold Wind, who shaped us and united us, who chilled from us our hatred in the beginning and forced us to see our strength...
[ 2013.03.23 02:14:12 ] Malcolm Khross > Do you believe he honors us doing the same things again? How much did we sacrifice of ourselves to take back Home? How much of what made us Caldari did we set aside to cling to it?
[ 2013.03.23 02:14:42 ] Pieter Tuulinen > But you know what the push will be for... to take it back again. No matter the cost.
[ 2013.03.23 02:16:19 ] Malcolm Khross > Do you not wonder if Cold Wind will prevent us from doing so? We must turn our ears toward him and listen for his guidance. Our Home will be ours again, but perhaps we are blind to the way.
[ 2013.03.23 02:17:07 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I don't know.... I don't know how we could take it. Our fleet has been focused on defence - and rightly so, we can bleed the Federation if they attack us - but to wait for them at a known spot and face whatever they send?
[ 2013.03.23 02:20:50 ] Malcolm Khross > I would be lying to say that I knew how we should proceed.
[ 2013.03.23 02:20:58 ] Malcolm Khross > I am only contemplating at the moment.
[ 2013.03.23 02:21:07 ] Malcolm Khross > There are lessons in this that we must see and heed, this much I know.
[ 2013.03.23 02:21:29 ] Malcolm Khross > I also know that we cannot let ourselves succumb to the anger and hatred, we have tred that path before and it has led us to ruin.
[ 2013.03.23 02:26:39 ] Pieter Tuulinen > You're probably right. Tomorrow I'm back in the State Protectorate, though.
[ 2013.03.23 02:29:08 ] Malcolm Khross > We still have a State to defend.
[ 2013.03.23 02:29:17 ] Pieter Tuulinen > That's true.
[ 2013.03.23 02:29:19 ] Malcolm Khross > The Federation continues to press our boundaries.
[ 2013.03.23 02:29:26 ] Pieter Tuulinen > And we'll need to put the bastards down hard, after today.
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Don't mind the EmoPieter - this was about an hour or so after the Shiigeru went down in flames.
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Graelyn > One does not need be a Sarumite to operate in Sarum-heavy space.
Graelyn > And, good Lord, is there anyone left who might think I was a Sarumite?
Synthetic Cultist > Yes.
Graelyn > I'll put it this way:
Graelyn > My Standings in the Empire are almost without equal, however, they are highest among House Sarum. Would this be because I back them and thier interests, or because I want friends among those who work alongside all of my greatest enemies?
Graelyn > Who knows?
Graelyn > Obviously no one here.
Stitcher wiggles his fingers and utters a "wooooOOOOooo" noise
Synthetic Cultist > Amarr Politics is Complicated.
Graelyn > I'm not talking about those bullshit numbers you spout...although mine are extremelly high.
Graelyn > My Standing is my NAME.
Synthetic Cultist > The Knife in the Back requires Trust
Stitcher > your standing is Graelyn?
Synthetic Cultist > Graelyn is not his Real Name.
Synthetic Cultist > I do not know Graelyn's Real Name.
Graelyn > I am Cardinal Graelyn of Hedion, a humble capsuleer servant of The Most Holy Empire among the famed loyalist fleet known as PIE.
Graelyn > My title was granted to me by the Defensores Fidei, the clerical arm of the Curatores Veritatis Alliance who persues the Reclaiming of the South, who named me the sole recipient of their highest designation, recognized by all peers.
Graelyn > I am among the First Generation of capsuleer pilots, one of the first to proclaim loyalty to the Empire, and one of the last to have survived this long. I have served alongside nearly every capsuleer corporation loyal to Amarr in some capacity.
Graelyn > While the Empire rarely sees fit to ask for the direct intervention of capsuleers in it's affairs, in nearly every case where it has, I have been intrinsically involved.
Graelyn > I was there with Golan Trevize when the Tribals failed to stop the Imperial Apocalypse; I stormed through Sarikusa's final defenses in the Bleak Lands alongside Admiral Sarum to end the Blood Wars
Graelyn > I hunted the Tetrimon Order when they crossed the border, defended them at the behest of the Theology Council, then oversaw thier deaths and the destruction of thier heretical texts within my own anchored structures.
Graelyn > Bricks of the Tal-Romon Cathedral sit safely in my vaults.I have worked with Heirs, Admirals, and Grandmasters, been witness to both glory and atrocity, and been the solemn keeper of many secrets.
Graelyn > That is my Fucking Name.
[spoiler](http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d8a823cd6c5ae57828d297fc6c08a7c/tumblr_mgyzioAPql1qhcen6o1_400.jpg)[/spoiler]
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Grae got on a bit of an ego trip there, didn't he?
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I lost it at the spoiler image. :lol:
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Grae got on a bit of an ego trip there, didn't he?
Oh but so much fun to read. And, in my opinion & my character's opinion, entirely justified.
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Hahaha, I love how speeches like that begin with the word "humble" somewhere.
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"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED," he yelled from the bridge of his golden vessel, carved in the words of the single God he did serve. He had seen all there was to see, done all there was to do, served faithfully from start to finish. He stared at the one whom he claimed loyalty to, eyes grey and burning with the knowledge and experience of two lifetimes, a new single mindedness driving him forward and unto the step of the one he claimed loyalty to ask her once more and demand his answer as quietly, calmly, and fear inspiringly as his soul could muster, "are you not entertained?"
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That. Was. Epic.
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Excellent, Graelyn!
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Graelyn for Emperor
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It’s not too late to ask to have Graelyn’s babies, is it?
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It’s not too late to ask to have Graelyn’s babies, is it?
I think there's an orderly queue formed by this point
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I think he had a stalker at some point that did exactly that.
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Pieter Tuulinen > /emote is the perfect patient - comatose.
[...]
Ava Starfire > /emote is in her bed, unconscious, cause, poisoned
We're talking Actor's Studio level, here.
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[ 2013.05.08 00:44:06 ] Tabor Murn > /emote enters the hall. He is completely naked and his body is completely covered in a layer of ash. His head is shaven. He shivers severly and nearly stumbles as he walks toward the fire.
[ 2013.05.08 00:44:27 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote smiles and pats Ava's shoulder, "Here he is."
[ 2013.05.08 00:44:58 ] Ava Starfire > /emote looks over, and jumps up and runs over > Tabor?! Honey??!
[ 2013.05.08 00:45:19 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote goes and curls up in her blanket by the fire again.
[ 2013.05.08 00:45:22 ] Ava Starfire > Oh, god, exposure... Eva, get me some blankets, now, please. And um... some warm water and a cloth
[ 2013.05.08 00:45:57 ] Tabor Murn > /emote looks at Ava and sits without saying a thing.
[ 2013.05.08 00:46:00 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote nods and hops up, running some hot water and rushing to get some blankets from the guest bedroom, where she's stolen all the spare ones.
[ 2013.05.08 00:46:15 ] Ava Starfire > Where have you...
[ 2013.05.08 00:46:19 ] Ava Starfire > /emote hugs him
[ 2013.05.08 00:46:32 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote returns and wraps a couple blankets around Tabor and places the rest next to Ava. She goes and gets the warm water.
[ 2013.05.08 00:46:33 ] Tabor Murn > /emote feels dreadfully cold.
[ 2013.05.08 00:46:55 ] Ava Starfire > /emote rubs his arms briskly with the blankets > Warm. See?
[ 2013.05.08 00:47:03 ] Tabor Murn > /emote pushes away the blanket and tries to wave the water away.
[ 2013.05.08 00:47:26 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote places the water down on the floor by Tabor and watches him.
[ 2013.05.08 00:47:40 ] Ava Starfire > Honey, you have hypothermia.
[ 2013.05.08 00:48:05 ] Ava Starfire > /emote tries to cover him again
[ 2013.05.08 00:48:25 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote places her warm hands and Tabor's arm, trying to warm him a bit with a worried look.
[ 2013.05.08 00:48:26 ] Tabor Murn > /emote shakes his head and smiles weakly to Ava.
[ 2013.05.08 00:49:36 ] Ava Starfire > Honey?
[ 2013.05.08 00:49:47 ] Tabor Murn > /emote looks at Ava.
[ 2013.05.08 00:49:50 ] Ava Starfire > /emote sighs
[ 2013.05.08 00:50:01 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote attempts to wrap Tabor in another blanket.
[ 2013.05.08 00:50:15 ] Ava Starfire > Eva, he's mourning.
[ 2013.05.08 00:50:22 ] Ava Starfire > Um... I think?
[ 2013.05.08 00:50:25 ] Punx Evangeline > Oh.
[ 2013.05.08 00:50:26 ] Tabor Murn > /emote points at Ava.
[ 2013.05.08 00:50:40 ] Punx Evangeline > Mourning doesn't have to mean dying though, right?
[ 2013.05.08 00:52:04 ] Ava Starfire > He's warming up... I think.
[ 2013.05.08 00:52:21 ] Tabor Murn > /emote nods.
[ 2013.05.08 00:52:28 ] Ava Starfire > /emote just sits down and bundles the blanket up in her lap.
[ 2013.05.08 00:52:42 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote nods and wraps another blanket around him.
[ 2013.05.08 00:52:46 ] Ava Starfire > /emote leans forward and presses her face into it, so she can scream
[ 2013.05.08 00:53:20 ] Tabor Murn > /emote places a still chilly hand on Ava's shoulder.
[ 2013.05.08 00:54:14 ] Ava Starfire > Have you been gone all day?
[ 2013.05.08 00:54:21 ] Ava Starfire > /emote looks up and asks, quietly
[ 2013.05.08 00:54:44 ] Tabor Murn > /emote nods and points in the direction of a nearby mountain.
[ 2013.05.08 00:55:48 ] Ava Starfire > /emote looks over at the mountain out the window
[ 2013.05.08 00:55:59 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote looks too.
[ 2013.05.08 00:57:19 ] Ava Starfire > /emote looks back at Tabor, and speaks very quietly > You do not know what's happened, do you?
[ 2013.05.08 00:57:56 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote picks up another blanket in preparation.
[ 2013.05.08 00:58:26 ] Tabor Murn > /emote traces the symbol of the ray of matar on the ground.
[ 2013.05.08 00:58:44 ] Ava Starfire > /emote kneels next to him and nods a little
[ 2013.05.08 00:59:41 ] Ava Starfire > /emote wipes a finger on the ash on Tabor's body, and with it, draws a vertical monolith, a Naglfar, on the floor
[ 2013.05.08 01:00:16 ] Ava Starfire > /emote then draws a jagged line through it, beginning to cry quietly
[ 2013.05.08 01:01:25 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote bites her lip and watches both of them.
[ 2013.05.08 01:01:47 ] Ava Starfire > /emote traces out smaller curved lines around the bigger picture of the Naglfar, each one she draws resembling the same curved shape, until she has drawn fourteen around the central one
[ 2013.05.08 01:03:40 ] Ava Starfire > /emote cuts her finger with her knife, and draws a slash through each of the images, the 14 outer ones and the middle one, in a thin stroke of blood
[ 2013.05.08 01:04:41 ] Ava Starfire > /emote looks up at him, once she finishes her drawing, and tries to offer a small smile.
[ 2013.05.08 01:05:24 ] Tabor Murn > /emote nods. He points to himself and then to his eyes. Lastly he points toward the mountain.
[ 2013.05.08 01:05:38 ] Ava Starfire > /emote nods a little
[ 2013.05.08 01:05:58 ] Ava Starfire > /emote looks back up at the mountain
[ 2013.05.08 01:07:05 ] Punx Evangeline > He saw from the mountain?
[ 2013.05.08 01:07:35 ] Ava Starfire > /emote nods a bit, still staring out the window
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[ 2013.05.08 01:51:34 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote arrives via shuttle, stepping out and onto the planet, cradling a tiny box under one arm as she enters the hall, glancing around.
[ 2013.05.08 01:51:55 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote waves to Ryoko from her warm spot by the fire.
[ 2013.05.08 01:52:21 ] Ava Starfire > /emote is sitting on the floor in front of the fire with Tabor, who is partially covered with ashes. Ava looks like shit.
[ 2013.05.08 01:52:22 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote smiles at Eva. She walks over, her black dropsuit lightly dusted with snow. "Hi, Eva," she says quietly.
[ 2013.05.08 01:53:04 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote smiles, "Hi Ryoko," she says softly.
[ 2013.05.08 01:53:12 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote spots Ava, heading toward the three of them, moving slowly with the little wooden box, which glints lightly in the firelight held under one arm.
[ 2013.05.08 01:54:31 ] Ava Starfire > /emote looks up wearily
[ 2013.05.08 01:55:08 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote points to Ava and Tabor, speaking to Ryoko, "It's been a rough day for them," she says softly.
[ 2013.05.08 01:55:27 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote goes to Ava's side, sliding down to her knees and sitting back in a traditional meditative posture. She nods at Eva, and then looks back at Ava. "I heard what happened," she says quietly.
[ 2013.05.08 01:57:35 ] Ava Starfire > /emote nods a little
[ 2013.05.08 01:57:52 ] Ava Starfire > I figure everyone has, by now.
[ 2013.05.08 01:58:33 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote turns to face Ava after giving Eva a sad smile. "I brought you something," she says, placing the box on the floor between the two of them. The box is simple, made of smooth wood with a latch at its top, and a metal hinge.
[ 2013.05.08 01:58:58 ] Ava Starfire > /emote looks at it for a moment > You did not have to do that...
[ 2013.05.08 01:59:06 ] Ava Starfire > /emote smiles wearily
[ 2013.05.08 01:59:10 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote looks out the window at Tabor's mountain again.
[ 2013.05.08 01:59:25 ] Ava Starfire > /emote looks at Tabor, waiting to see if he wants to peek inside first
[ 2013.05.08 02:00:00 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote shakes her head. "It's something I was taught a long time ago," she says. "It's a...the best translation would be...'grief box.' It's for those who've experienced great loss."
[ 2013.05.08 02:00:21 ] Tabor Murn > /emote just listens.
[ 2013.05.08 02:00:51 ] Ava Starfire > Grief box?
[ 2013.05.08 02:01:46 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote nods. She rests one hand atop the box. "They are never opened, except by the mourner. The mourner opens the box, and inside is an effigy that only they see. To that effigy they give all their grief, their sorrow, their sadness. You fill the box -
[ 2013.05.08 02:02:26 ] Ava Starfire > /emote cocks her head, listening
[ 2013.05.08 02:02:44 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > with your sadness. Then, you close the box and lock it. Traditionally, the box is then deposited in the ocean, where the spirits' tears carry it away from you. If you are far from the ocean, it is burned where the smoke can't touch you. This sends
[ 2013.05.08 02:03:09 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > your grief to the heavens, and leaves you to live your life as you should."
[ 2013.05.08 02:03:39 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote smiles, "That is beautiful Ryoko..." she says softly.
[ 2013.05.08 02:04:00 ] Ava Starfire > /emote smiles a little
[ 2013.05.08 02:04:07 ] Ava Starfire > Thank you, Ryoko.
[ 2013.05.08 02:04:25 ] Tabor Murn > /emote smiles to Ryoko.
[ 2013.05.08 02:05:31 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote leaves her hand resting on the box. "No one else may see what's in the box, Ava," she says softly. "Only you can know what the craftsman and spirits left you, and what you put into it." She gives a sad smile.
[ 2013.05.08 02:06:11 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote looks at Tabor. "Sometimes, when grief is shared, it is not just one person that fills the box. It's a private ritual, but...I felt it might be appropriate."
[ 2013.05.08 02:06:17 ] Ava Starfire > /emote nods a little
[ 2013.05.08 02:08:14 ] Ryoko Yukiko Kaminamida > /emote removes her han from the box, leaving it between Ava, Tabor, and herself. She nods at them. "If you need anything," she says quietly. "Ask."
[ 2013.05.08 02:08:34 ] Ava Starfire > /emote nods again > We will.
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Good stuff!
Snowy Mountain Retreat sadface party FTW. Well done.
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An ebil space nun on a diplomatic mission visits the SHOSK abbey...
[ 2011.03.31 20:42:13 ] Ritual Sacrifice > Nice. What's that brick thing over there?
[ 2011.03.31 20:43:22 ] Darina Rea > It's the Sacred Brick! Some old dudes think it's important and holy... I don't understand it that well. It's important anyway.
[ 2011.03.31 20:43:40 ] Ritual Sacrifice > cool! *goes to take a closer look*
[ 2011.03.31 20:44:25 ] Ritual Sacrifice > /emote screams as a bolt of lightning arcs from the brick to strike her, causing her cheap plasticy clothing to melt and run off, and making her hair stand on end. She's not hurt herself though.
[ 2011.03.31 20:44:36 ] Ritual Sacrifice > omg
[ 2011.03.31 20:45:18 ] Darina Rea > /emote blinks > That... never happened before.
The Sacred Brick :O
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40mil for that brick.
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Psh, just a colossal buildup of static electricity set off by the presence of the opposite charge brought by the pod-goo slime of the capsuleer. Nothing holy about tha—*SMITE*
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Just because I didn't want this thread to die...
Sakura Nihil > ...But given enough time, you'll run out of things to do eventually.
Sakura Nihil > /emote finishes her beer - Maybe when that happens, I'll go into politics.
Sakura Nihil > You know, waste the rest of my life doing nothing.
Anslo > Rote in politics?...
Anslo > /emote stares away nto space, blinks a few times with widened eyes and shakes his head.
Anslo > Macaper's prophecies come to life.
Sakura Nihil > /emote smiles - Sakura Nihil, in politics.
Anslo > Gods protect us..
Sakura Nihil > Running on the "vote for me, or I'll glass your city" platform.
Anslo > Nut job...
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Graelyn > One does not need be a Sarumite to operate in Sarum-heavy space.
Graelyn > And, good Lord, is there anyone left who might think I was a Sarumite?
Synthetic Cultist > Yes.
Graelyn > I'll put it this way:
Graelyn > My Standings in the Empire are almost without equal, however, they are highest among House Sarum. Would this be because I back them and thier interests, or because I want friends among those who work alongside all of my greatest enemies?
Graelyn > Who knows?
Graelyn > Obviously no one here.
Stitcher wiggles his fingers and utters a "wooooOOOOooo" noise
Synthetic Cultist > Amarr Politics is Complicated.
Graelyn > I'm not talking about those bullshit numbers you spout...although mine are extremelly high.
Graelyn > My Standing is my NAME.
Synthetic Cultist > The Knife in the Back requires Trust
Stitcher > your standing is Graelyn?
Synthetic Cultist > Graelyn is not his Real Name.
Synthetic Cultist > I do not know Graelyn's Real Name.
Graelyn > I am Cardinal Graelyn of Hedion, a humble capsuleer servant of The Most Holy Empire among the famed loyalist fleet known as PIE.
Graelyn > My title was granted to me by the Defensores Fidei, the clerical arm of the Curatores Veritatis Alliance who persues the Reclaiming of the South, who named me the sole recipient of their highest designation, recognized by all peers.
Graelyn > I am among the First Generation of capsuleer pilots, one of the first to proclaim loyalty to the Empire, and one of the last to have survived this long. I have served alongside nearly every capsuleer corporation loyal to Amarr in some capacity.
Graelyn > While the Empire rarely sees fit to ask for the direct intervention of capsuleers in it's affairs, in nearly every case where it has, I have been intrinsically involved.
Graelyn > I was there with Golan Trevize when the Tribals failed to stop the Imperial Apocalypse; I stormed through Sarikusa's final defenses in the Bleak Lands alongside Admiral Sarum to end the Blood Wars
Graelyn > I hunted the Tetrimon Order when they crossed the border, defended them at the behest of the Theology Council, then oversaw thier deaths and the destruction of thier heretical texts within my own anchored structures.
Graelyn > Bricks of the Tal-Romon Cathedral sit safely in my vaults.I have worked with Heirs, Admirals, and Grandmasters, been witness to both glory and atrocity, and been the solemn keeper of many secrets.
Graelyn > That is my Fucking Name.
[spoiler](http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d8a823cd6c5ae57828d297fc6c08a7c/tumblr_mgyzioAPql1qhcen6o1_400.jpg)[/spoiler]
In case anyone was wondering, this was the speech in II that got Gottii hot and bothered...
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In case anyone was wondering, this was the speech in II that got Gottii hot and bothered...
I guess you could say it... Gottii to him.
WOOOAAAAHHHH
(http://denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw1639-1316801532.png)
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This happened about a day or so before the siege in Haatomo ended.
N'maro Makari > I'd like to ask, what is I-RED's stance on the Haatomo situation?
Korsavius > The Taisho has his hands tied up with other duties currently.
Korsavius > We have yet to announce an official stance on the situation, but...
N'maro Makari > Is he the only one that can give a policy statement?
Korsavius > Well, no. But generally he does.
Korsavius > Personally, though, I have committed some of my non-corporate assets to the situation to see it through.
N'maro Makari > Well, in that case may I request for information, whether I-RED will involve itself, it's position on Heth etc.
N'maro Makari > Just to lay our cards on the table, we're now of the opinion that Heth is a negative factor in regional stability.
N'maro Makari > We'd like to work with Caldari organisations where we can.
Korsavius > Naturally, I-RED will involve itself in the situation when the time is right. I cannot make any further comment on the matter. On a personal note, Heth has been a negative factor to the State for some time.
N'maro Makari > That may be true, but our primary interest is a stable State. In any case, I would appreciate it if you passed this up the chain.
N'maro Makari > And we'd appreciate being kept abrest of I-RED's policy and plans where applicable. If that's possible, please.
Korsavius > Your cooperation on the matter is appreciated, but I would highly suggest you stay out of internal State affairs. The best you and your men can do at this point would be reinforcing security in the Federation, particularly in Luminaire.
N'maro Makari > Very well, but you will pass this up the chain, wont you?
Korsavius > No, I will not. I expect you will follow your corporate stance of neutrality in empire affairs and not intervene in the situation in Haatomo. Have faith in the CEP and Caldari Navy to put this madman and his thugs to rest.
N'maro Makari > Shosho Lavius, allow me to lay out our policy in general a little more clearly: Our primary objective is not to be neutral but maintain interstellar stabilty. If maintaining stabilty means involving ourselves in Heth's demise, overtly or covertly, then
N'maro Makari > that is what we must do. We will be operating inside and outside the State, and would much prefer to work with local allies with mutual goals, and we do consider I-RED an ally.
N'maro Makari > We will be at work, directly or indirectly, so wether we help each other is very much up to you. I would stress that working together may well produce better results.
N'maro Makari > We have no desire to meddle.
N'maro Makari > Hence why I contacted you in the first place.
Korsavius > I don't think you quite understand the magnitude of this situation, Captain.
Korsavius > For the past five years Heth has given the State an overall negative reputation, and caused a lot of faith lost in the State.
Korsavius > This will be our chance to redeem ourselves, and prove to the cluster that the Caldari people have a spine, and do not bow down to one man.
Korsavius > I kindly ask that you not involve yourselves in this Caldari internal matter, let us take care of this. If you wish to be of assistance, take up my suggestion.
Korsavius > If you choose to involve yourselves regardless, then very well. If the situation demands it, we may or may not cooperate when things decide to escalate.
Korsavius > I really need to return to my duties, Captain, so I bid you farewell and good luck in your operations.
N'maro Makari > Good day.
Kor doesn't want anyone outside of the State to stand in his way when the final showdown begins. He wants to be the one who puts the superheated plasma charge through Heth's skull. >_>
Fun conversation regardless =)
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Tiberious Thessalonia > How is everyone else?
Valerie Valate > Out-standing!
Tiberious Thessalonia > You seem in a good mood today, Valerie.
Literia > I am weill thank you Tiberious
Valerie Valate > I am filled with the eternal JOY that comes from embracing God's love.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, but you are not usually so... energized about it.
Valerie Valate > unlike the wretched souls of sinners such as doll-minions of unbelievers, who are shunned. SHUN!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah.
Valerie Valate > shun them! sssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnn
Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I make it a point to not truely shun anyone.
Valerie Valate > Incredible!
Tiberious Thessalonia nods very, very slowly.
Valerie Valate > superb!
Valerie Valate > beware the dolls, they are the spreader of untruths.
Valerie Valate > but the Book of Redemption says All!
Tiberious Thessalonia > wait, who are these dolls again?
Valerie Valate > the Cat of Righteousness shall be placed amongst the Pigeons of Heresy
Graelyn sighs
Graelyn > The dolls again.
Valerie Valate > and they shall be scattered!
Valerie Valate > Many things will come to Pass!
Tiberious Thessalonia > Water shall run! Wind shall blow!
Tiberious Thessalonia > See? I could get into this.
Graelyn > Someone made a series of novelty plushie dolls a while back, based on my person.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ahhh, I see
Graelyn > They have somehow become a point of interest to Sani Sabik prophetical groups.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I've only ever heard Valerie mention them
Graelyn > To my utter bafflement.
Valerie Valate > the unbelievers have grown fat on the Bread of Lies, baked from the Flour of Heresy, milled by the Unholy Rumour Mill, from the grain of Truth.
Valerie Valate > but Man cannot live on bread alone
Valerie Valate > Cast out the Bread of Lies, it is fit only for the Pigeons of Heresy, which are destroyed by the Cat of Truth
Tiberious Thessalonia > Wait, is Truth a cat or a grain?
Ashar KorAzor > What.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Your theology is absolutely baffling to me, Valerie.
Valerie Valate > Truth comes in many forms, dear Tiberious
Tiberious Thessalonia > Abbess, how are you?
Ashar KorAzor > Confused.
Ashar KorAzor > You?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Much the same. *chuckles*
Tiberious Thessalonia > Its best to let it continue.
Valerie Valate > The Rumour Mill, is a contraption of the Deceiver!
Valerie Valate > Molok was the first! to take the grain of truth, and form it into the bread of lies. The Yeast of Lust.
Valerie Valate > do not trust the yeast of lust, for it is unrighteous
Graelyn falls down
Ashar KorAzor stares.
Literia blinks
Valerie Valate > A cake of blasphemy, it is a pretty thing, but results in fatness of the soul
Tiberious Thessalonia > I take it you haven't met Valerie, Abbess?
Ashar KorAzor > Darlin', you drunk?
Ashar KorAzor > Drunk on corn liquor maybe?
Ashar KorAzor > I've met her.
Ashar KorAzor > Last time I talked to her, she didn't have the alcoholism, though.
JiaLei Lian > Wouldn't an empty soul be a bad thing?
Valerie Valate > And when the Cake of Blasphemy is introduced to the Spork of Divine purpose, what then? The inner unrighteousness is revealed to all!
Graelyn is unable to stand
Valerie Valate > and it crumbles!
Graelyn > *Audio is unavilible*
Ashar KorAzor > Fucksake
Ashar KorAzor > The baking metaphors.
Ashar KorAzor > Oh god, God preserve me.
Ashar KorAzor > You'll do me an injury.
Valerie Valate > the Cake of Blasphemy crumbles because it is a terrible cake that only makes you fat and unhappy
Literia > But, I like cake
Ashar KorAzor > Are you busking? Is this Blooder stand-up?
Ashar KorAzor > Is there a hat I can toss some money into?
Valerie Valate > cast out the cake of blasphemy, and consume the cake of righteousness
Valerie Valate > that fills the soul with Divine Purpose!
Ashar KorAzor > The cake of righteousness she offers is false!
Ashar KorAzor > It is urinal cake.
Valerie Valate > Lies!
Ashar KorAzor > TRUTH.
Valerie Valate > Lies and slander by an agent of the Heretics!
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE THE HERETIC, HERETIC.
Valerie Valate > for I have seen the inflatable buildings of the Theology Council
Ashar KorAzor > I am both pure and true.
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Graelyn appears again, red-faced
Ashar KorAzor > Some old priest's blow-up doll isn't a building.
Valerie Valate > This penalty was incurred for destroying Amarr Empire's Blood Raider Chapel in G-TT5V
Valerie Valate > the Pin of Faith bursts the Balloon of Blasphemy
Ashar KorAzor > What was so special about that chapel? We've destroyed all kinds of damn chapels.
Tiberious Thessalonia sits back, looking quite amused.
Ashar KorAzor > Anyway, you can't bake.
Ashar KorAzor > I bet your cakes taste like drop.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I demand a bakeoff.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Whoever wins can save my soul.
Ashar KorAzor > I don't trust her and her blood-pudding.
Literia > Devil's food cake?
Ashar KorAzor > Also you and I should talk teas later, when there's not people offering urinal cake.
Tiberious Thessalonia nods his head.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake, heretic.
Ashar KorAzor > Your cake is a lie.
Valerie Valate > Blood sausage, do not make me laugh
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about this.
Valerie Valate > such lies are spread by the Theology council
Ashar KorAzor > I don't need to hear about your blood-sausage urinal cake.
Ashar KorAzor > Take your disturbing food-fetishes elsewhere.
Tiberious Thessalonia > You know, this discussion -had- been making me hungry, until now.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yuck.
Valerie Valate > Lies! to oppress and be generally not very nice in unspecified at the moment ways
Ashar KorAzor > And then, the temptation was ended.
Ashar KorAzor > YOU'RE not nice in SPECIFIED ways.
Valerie Valate > I am the model of divine purpose
Valerie Valate > Consider the mushroom.
Valerie Valate > grown in the Darkness, it is pretty nasty, and turns everything manky. Such is heresy.
Graelyn > You've been eating the wrong mushrooms.
Graelyn > Which might also explain other things, now that I think of it......
Valerie Valate > whereas the Flower of Righteousness grows in the Light of Faith and is pretty and smells good and is generally nice.
Valerie Valate > Through such metaphors, God reveals his plan to the True Believers.
Valerie Valate > Therefore, Tiberious, reject the sandwich of blasphemy, and consume the sandwich of righteousness.
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An oldie but goodie Synthia :D
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I knew I shouldn't have eaten all of that supermarket cake at birthday parties. It has all become clear now.
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do not trust the yeast of lust
Yeah, I about had a conniption fit at my keyboard.
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This (http://pastebin.com/798PA8we) was some really great summit RP from last night, discussing wormholes and things. Was a very fun convo. Spun off some awesome RP with Diana Kim too.
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Aldrith Shutaq slips in through the front enterance, a pall of disapointed bitterness in his eyes.
Aldrith Shutaq plops down a few seats from Katrina. "Whatever the hell is strong," he demands curtly.
Aldrith is handed something ridiculously strong. Like, some 204 proof superconcentrated beverage from the far corners of god knows where.
Aldrith Shutaq sniffs it, but does not react immediately. He just stares at it, eyes narrowed like it is an old enemy.
The drink probably shrivels Aldrith's nostril hairs or something.
Aldrith Shutaq grunts. "To Arzad. Fucking Hamir's."
Aldrith Shutaq pinches his nose and takes a gulp.
Drink is roughly comparable in taste to a mixture of HCI and pepper spray.
Aldrith Shutaq makes an expression like that of a dignified man who's soul has just been violated by large-membered demon. Pained, but proud.
Aldrith Shutaq > That was disgusting and it is poison.
Aldrith Shutaq > But thank you.
"A Rusty Bullet, sir. The strongest we have. You should probably see a doctor now."
Aldrith Shutaq > I am a paladin of the Empire. I am not afraid to die.
Aldrith Shutaq holds his nose again and takes a sip rather than a gulp this time.
Aldrith Shutaq > For the Empress!
Aldrith Shutaq almost gags.
Aldrith Shutaq > Wow... I can already feel it.
Aldrith Shutaq leers around the room, wondering if anyone is watching. "This is bad."
"Yes that's... that's probably the lining of your stomach being destroyed."
"I'll call a medic, sir."
Aldrith Shutaq > Oh come off it, why would you serve a drink that kills people?
Aldrith Shutaq > It's uncomfortable, I'll give you that... but I've had wurs-worse.
Aldrith Shutaq blinks. "Damn."
The bartender simply smiles, watching the drink run its course.
Aldrith Shutaq stands very straight, blinking a few more times. "Hm."
Aldrith Shutaq slowly sits back down.
Aldrith Shutaq > I'd better do this before I'm too drunk to do so...
Aldrith Shutaq takes out his cigarette case and a lighter.
Aldrith Shutaq eyes the glass from the corner of his eye, his head swaying slightly as he bring s the cigarette to his lips.
Aldrith Shutaq glares at it. "Thou mocketh me..."
Aldrith Shutaq snatches the glass up and takes a swig, not holding his nose this time. He winces, gags audibly this time, but keeps his composure.
Aldrith Shutaq is still holding some of the drink in his mouth, unable to swallow it fully. He grimaces and brings the lighter towards his face.
Aldrith Shutaq tears up as he tries to light his cigarette, and promptly sneezes.
*small explosion*
The bartender, having expected this, merely gives Aldrith a full facial with the fire extinguisher, foaming up the man's face.
Aldrith Shutaq sits, frozen in place.
Bartender slips a single napkin towards Aldrith, "A towel, sir."
Aldrith Shutaq slowly brings his arms down and spits out his cigarette, clearing most of the foam from the lower half of his face. "Thank you, my dear man," he says politely and with regal dignity.
Aldrith Shutaq blindly reaches for the towel and finds it after a few grope in the air. He then throws it over his face and stands.
Aldrith Shutaq > So, what do I owe you?
Bartender keeps polishing drinking glasses without a care in the world, "On the house, sir."
Aldrith Shutaq > Many thanks.
"Good evening, sir."
Aldrith Shutaq searches around for the glass, now nearly empty. He finds it, lifts it in the air and pronounces, "To the dead of Arzad!"
Aldrith Shutaq slips it under the towel and knocks back the last bit of it. "He-oley hell."
Aldrith Shutaq turns the glass over, places it on the bar and turns on his heel, foam and towel still covering his head.
Aldrith Shutaq starts to march out the way he came, familiar enough with the bar to know the general direction. However, he stops after only a few paces, turns again, wobbily now, and heads back.
Aldrith Shutaq > Sir, this is not a towel. This is a napkin.
"Quite so, sir. Many apologies.", the bartender hands Aldrith a towel.
Aldrith Shutaq shakes his foamy, napkin-crowned head. "No, no, I would not want to ruin it. Just... would you be so kind as you take one of those soda guns you have there and give me a small spray?"
Bartender lifts a club soda nozzle from the rack, aims it at Aldrith, and gives him a bubbly hose down on the face. Mmmmh. Soda-y.
Aldrith Shutaq's normally lucious locks are sodden with goopy flame retardant and seltzer. At least he can see now, however. His eyes are filled with an expression of contemplative dignity, as though he had just laid a fallen soldier to rest.
The bartender smiles proudly, like a hairdresser whose magnum opus has just been completed, or a hero who saved all the little children from a burning building.
Aldrith Shutaq > Right. Well then. I am sure you enjoyed yourself. I did as well.
Aldrith Shutaq > Whatever the hell that was, it needs to be destroyed. As soon as I am sober.
Aldrith Shutaq turns once more, his stabillity now completely degraded. "Alright... I can do this..."
Aldrith Shutaq walks slowly, but shakily towards the exit.
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A "full facial with the fire extinguisher" will generally be fatal, as most fire extinguishers contain chemicals that "remove air", so to speak. Moreover, fire extinguisher effects on the skin will generally be something like red, extremely dry, irritated skin. This is why it is NEVER recommended that you douse someone with a fire extinguisher if they are on fire in, like, a chemistry class or something.
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So basically the IRED bartender killed me.
Good to know. THANKS KAT, you'll be hearing from our lawyers.
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Muh sides. Oh my god. Hahah.
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I have so many good RP logs... shame they all need to stay locked. ;)
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From the Summit :
Diana Kim > Well, Ms. Askold, I don't know how minmatar are going to capture any Caldari, if they are not warriors, but just tribals, shaking spears. You show a fist to minmatar and he is trembling from fear in the corner!
Jude Kopenhagen > Probably not Diana.
Jude Kopenhagen > Sometimes I wonder if the Sebbies and Civire are not cousins of some kind.
Diana Kim > Well, sir Jude, I personally fought barehanded against armed minmatar, I know what I am talking about!
Jude Kopenhagen > Mmm
Kalo Askold > Ms. Kim as you said that I was fighting three on one. Now, please try again with the ugga booga spear talk.
Kalaratiri > /emote sighs > How little things change in a year
Jude Kopenhagen > Hey Kala!
Arista Shahni > Missile waving talk is so amusing.
Lin Alvarin > Wait, you shake spears and say "ooga booga?"
Jude Kopenhagen > And yes, you will the the same cycles here and on the IGS yearly.
Lin Alvarin > You don't whip out the measuring tape and compare do you?
Kalo Askold > I can, but it would be a negative number with you know...biology.
Diana Kim > /emote quickly pulls out rubber missile and brings it before camera, waves it, and the missile bends and wobbles * High-grade missile waving!
Denak Calamari > Err...
Kalo Askold > ....I....don't think that is what you think it is Ms. Kim.
Kalaratiri > /emote nods > Jude
Anja Suorsa > .... Don't want to know what i've just logged in to
Lin Alvarin > /emote bursts out laughing.
Arista Shahni > /emote laughs.
Lin Alvarin > I'm waiting for some of the typical capsuleer humor when Diana does that.
Ammos Gravit > And I think that about sums up the Summit
Diana Kim > This is an inferno heavy missile prototype model toy.
Kalaratiri > I don't think people doubt it's a toy
Aveline D'Heuse > Does the real thing wiggle like that?
Diana Kim > Well, yea, it has red tip, but is not completely correct, because it is missing a couple of fins.
Kalo Askold > Right....well....um....Alright, you win Kim.
Anja Suorsa > Ancestors, stop... you're making it worse...
Lin Alvarin > I might be a little more intimidated if she'd said something along the lines of "Permission to release the warhead."
Kalo Askold > /emote bites her lips to keep from snerking.
Lin Alvarin > Considering I'm pretty sure people don't legitimately ask that on a ship. It just happens.
Diana Kim > Ms. D'Heuse, it depends on the material that the model is made of.
Kalaratiri > well, at least no one has descended to "I've got a rubber missile right here"
Diana Kim > I have a whole crate of them, Ms. Kalaratiri.
Synthetic Cultist > /emote blows a noisemaker ♫
Kalo Askold > ....Don't let her become aware of what the object is Ms. Kalaratiri.....
Kalo Askold > This is just too perfect.
Lin Alvarin > I remember my boss telling me something about when she figured out what those were.
Diana Kim > /emote jumps, and the missile slips from her hand
Lin Alvarin > I couldn't stop laughing. The poor girl.
Veyako Koyama > /emote reconnects
Ani Polevhia > /emote connects.
Diana Kim > /emote sniffs hand * Hmm, this one was strange. * wipes hand of trousers * A bit more slippery than others.
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Had an interesting encounter with an IC 'poet' in local yesterday:
[04:05:23] Wandering Poet > Evening, folks. Would anybody care for a poem?
[04:05:58] Silas Vitalia > Will you read it to me at a belt?
[04:06:34] Wandering Poet > I only make housecalls for generous patrons, I'm afraid.
*isk transfered*
[04:08:36] Wandering Poet > A Haiku for you:
Gadzooks! What a feast!
This fortune weighs down my pack!
I'm stuck in belt 1.
*ship destroyed*
[04:09:30] Silas Vitalia > needs work.
*capsule tackled*
[04:10:11] Silas Vitalia > Shall you try again?
[04:10:27] Wandering Poet > Shall I?
[04:10:33] Silas Vitalia once more, with feeling
[04:10:58] Wandering Poet > One poem per donation, of course.
[04:11:15] Silas Vitalia > I think I'll pod you instead.
*Pod Kill *
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[04:10:58] Wandering Poet > One poem per donation, of course.
[04:11:15] Silas Vitalia > I think I'll pod you instead.
*Pod Kill *
Silly poet. You donated your ammunition to him!
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long, but this was some hilarious RP in the summit last night. I was laughing my ass off.
[spoiler][ 2013.08.17 01:34:45 ] Diana Kim > There are NO homosexual relations in the State at all.
[ 2013.08.17 01:34:53 ] Anslo > text> HAH
[ 2013.08.17 01:34:56 ] Anslo > text> You're funny kid
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:02 ] Violca Kari > Diana, what would you do if Heth was gay?
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:06 ] Silas Vitalia > Actually I didn't specifically reference any sort of thing. I refered to a madam I own finding a consort for Oniseki
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:08 ] Andrea Okazon > Hrm, I've heard that before from some back water planetary governments, but generally it's wishful thinking rather than reality.
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:18 ] Silas Vitalia > Anyway.
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:22 ] Gottin > "Serim protect us..." Gottin murmurs.
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:28 ] Silas Vitalia > I'll just withdraw the offer.
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:30 ] Anslo > text> But yeah, another Friday night in the summit. Call me when the naked juggling lesbian civire/brutor mixed performers show up with their heth satire
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:35 ] Silas Vitalia > You people need to open up a bit.
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:36 ] Katrina Oniseki > You do that.
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:38 ] Diana Kim > Kari, this is straight impossible,
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:39 ] Silas Vitalia > /emote disconnects
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:48 ] Violca Kari > Im Gallentean. What do I know,.
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:54 ] Diana Kim > Keep your dirty gallentean thoughts out of our Heth-haan!
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:55 ] Kalo Askold > Someone needs to pod that blooder...
[ 2013.08.17 01:35:59 ] zhang elliott > the what who shows up?
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:02 ] Pieter Tuulinen > It's based on perfectly valid cultural reasons...
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:02 ] Anslo > text> Working on it.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:06 ] Morwen Lagann > Silas, some of us open up, just, you know, not in a place like this.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:16 ] Anslo > text> Bowm chika bow wow
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:21 ] Andrea Okazon > I need to find more of those other places.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:21 ] zhang elliott > she has departed
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:23 ] Saede Riordan > Well, this looks like a fun time to come in.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:31 ] Katrina Oniseki > Shut up, Saede.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:33 ] Violca Kari > Ohyeah.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:33 ] Kalo Askold > It is an interesting time Ms. Riordan.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:36 ] Katrina Oniseki > Get out, Saede.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:37 ] Saede Riordan > Nope.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:47 ] Andrea Okazon > Wait, do we not like eachother either?
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:47 ] Saede Riordan > How are you Oniseki?
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:48 ] Katrina Oniseki > /emote shakes finger at Saede.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:50 ] Morwen Lagann > Whatever. If she thinks that opening up in a place like this is a good idea she's nowhere near as smart as she likes to think she is.
[ 2013.08.17 01:36:54 ] Katrina Oniseki > I'm good, how're you?
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:00 ] Saede Riordan > Oh pretty good.
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:03 ] Violca Kari > I am beginning to think she isnt, Morwen
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:05 ] Katrina Oniseki > Just enjoying another riveting night at the Summit.
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:06 ] Punx Evangeline > I'm as smart as I think I am Morwen!
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:10 ] Anslo > text> Op success for her then Morwen
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:14 ] zhang elliott > Why they no like you Saede?
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:26 ] Andrea Okazon > She's a tyrant, is what she is, honestly.
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:31 ] Saede Riordan > Completely.
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:42 ] Saede Riordan > Ask Andrea, I whip her to sleep every night.
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:48 ] Katrina Oniseki > Everybody likes Saede.
[ 2013.08.17 01:37:53 ] Katrina Oniseki > At least, that's what she Saede to me.
[ 2013.08.17 01:38:00 ] Violca Kari > You people.
[ 2013.08.17 01:38:07 ] Saede Riordan > Yeah, us people.
[ 2013.08.17 01:38:07 ] Andrea Okazon > I'm not allowed to sleep until I've hauled all her junk around, and she won't let me play with any of the chemistry sets.
[ 2013.08.17 01:38:10 ] Punx Evangeline > So... it has come to this...
[ 2013.08.17 01:38:16 ] Violca Kari > This.
[ 2013.08.17 01:38:20 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Hey, Eva.
[ 2013.08.17 01:38:26 ] Punx Evangeline > Hi Pieter!
[ 2013.08.17 01:38:34 ] Morwen Lagann > I am so glad I'm in the bath right now. That pun was so bad I might've opened fire inside the station.
[ 2013.08.17 01:39:02 ] Katrina Oniseki > Shut up. It was amazing.
[ 2013.08.17 01:39:10 ] Gottin > /emote sighs and gets up from her console. She moves outside the range of her video pickup. The clinking of ice cubes can be heard in the background.
[ 2013.08.17 01:39:22 ] Katrina Oniseki > /emote notices the Amarr.
[ 2013.08.17 01:39:22 ] Andrea Okazon > Mor-wen than loss, anyway.
[ 2013.08.17 01:39:31 ] Violca Kari > Im in the bath tooooo
[ 2013.08.17 01:39:43 ] Violca Kari > Being all Gallentean and hedonistic.
[ 2013.08.17 01:39:48 ] Punx Evangeline > Rawr!
[ 2013.08.17 01:39:49 ] Andrea Okazon > We're not allowed to bathe, we have to EVA and roll around in valuable gasses.
[ 2013.08.17 01:40:05 ] Morwen Lagann > Sucks living in a wormhole.
[ 2013.08.17 01:40:08 ] Katrina Oniseki > /emote narrows eyes at Gottin and adds her to a list.
[ 2013.08.17 01:40:31 ] Andrea Okazon > It does, I cry myself to sleep on piles of ISK every night. Well, I would if they were physical. Someone should make some of those.
[ 2013.08.17 01:40:57 ] Saede Riordan > You can get physical ISK chips.
[ 2013.08.17 01:41:10 ] Andrea Okazon > are they tear-absorbent?
[ 2013.08.17 01:41:29 ] Saede Riordan > Maybe!
[ 2013.08.17 01:41:53 ] zhang elliott > /emote laughs to himsrlf
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:04 ] Violca Kari > I find i like sleeping on my large bed
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:12 ] Violca Kari > Under my fine Achuran silk sheets
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:13 ] Gottin > /emote plunks back down in her console chair, a chilled citrus cocktail in her hand.
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:15 ] Anslo > text> Wow this conversation's weird
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:16 ] Violca Kari > Naked.
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:19 ] Anslo > text> Where the fuck did it turn
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:21 ] Violca Kari > For extra hedonism.
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:25 ] Gherrit White > Uh.
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:29 ] Morwen Lagann > Hedonism Avenue, apparently.
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:30 ] Andrea Okazon > I've kind of padded the inside of a conduit and Saede throws in some fish heads occasionally.
[ 2013.08.17 01:42:50 ] Saede Riordan > Fish are high in protein.
[ 2013.08.17 01:43:01 ] zhang elliott > mmm just like mom never made
[ 2013.08.17 01:43:07 ] Anslo > text> Hey Morwen, how are you anyway
[ 2013.08.17 01:43:08 ] Andrea Okazon > Fish are high in your face.
[ 2013.08.17 01:43:28 ] Morwen Lagann > Not better.
[ 2013.08.17 01:43:35 ] Anslo > text> But not worse.
[ 2013.08.17 01:43:45 ] Morwen Lagann > No, actually, that was the implication.
[ 2013.08.17 01:43:49 ] Andrea Okazon > What happened, Ms. Lagann?
[ 2013.08.17 01:44:02 ] Katrina Oniseki > This channel.
[ 2013.08.17 01:44:11 ] Andrea Okazon > Summit-induced migraine?
[ 2013.08.17 01:44:15 ] Gottin > /emote smirks.
[ 2013.08.17 01:44:31 ] Morwen Lagann > No, not even long-term exposure to the Summit could cause this.
[ 2013.08.17 01:44:44 ] Andrea Okazon > /emote makes a sympathetic grimace.
[ 2013.08.17 01:44:57 ] Anslo > text> Ouch
[ 2013.08.17 01:45:04 ] Anslo > text> Diagnosis yet?
[ 2013.08.17 01:45:22 ] Violca Kari > I wish I had some people to bathe with me. For the hedonism.
[ 2013.08.17 01:45:29 ] Violca Kari > We could play with the soap.
[ 2013.08.17 01:45:40 ] Anslo > text> Where's quafe girl
[ 2013.08.17 01:45:46 ] Andrea Okazon > Are you particularly lonely, Violca?
[ 2013.08.17 01:45:58 ] Violca Kari > Katrina should stop by. We can finish what was started on page 271.
[ 2013.08.17 01:45:58 ] Maatard Jans > Miss Kari, I did happen to pick up a few exotic dancers, male, from a breached hub. Arrange for their transportation?
[ 2013.08.17 01:45:59 ] Diana Kim > text> Isn't it dirty to bathe in same bath with someone else?
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:03 ] Morwen Lagann > I have someone helping out with that right now. Kinda why I'm sticking to audio-only outbound.
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:13 ] Violca Kari > Diana
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:17 ] Violca Kari > Its extra dirty!
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:19 ] Katrina Oniseki > Not in the mood to joke around, Kari.
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:22 ] Violca Kari > ...
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:23 ] Pieter Tuulinen > It's efficient, Diana.
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:26 ] Violca Kari > Wow.
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:28 ] Violca Kari > Sorry.
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:35 ] Katrina Oniseki > Not your fault.
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:48 ] Diana Kim > text> How is it efficient?
[ 2013.08.17 01:46:57 ] Anslo > text> About as efficient as using your chin to cut stir fry Tuulinen.
[ 2013.08.17 01:47:02 ] Anslo > text> That made more sense in my head..
[ 2013.08.17 01:47:12 ] Andrea Okazon > /emote starts quietly mumbling a little tune to herself, the lyrics being "fullerites, fullerites, fullerites..."
[ 2013.08.17 01:47:14 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Or using it to beat cocky Gallenteans to death.
[ 2013.08.17 01:47:37 ] Andrea Okazon > Or make them highly interested.
[ 2013.08.17 01:47:47 ] Anslo > text> Who's cocky?
[ 2013.08.17 01:47:56 ] Saede Riordan > 'cocky'
[ 2013.08.17 01:47:58 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote snorts. "Puhleeeease."
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:06 ] Saede Riordan > /emote snerks.
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:16 ] Violca Kari > I definately can use more cock...y. In my life. I like it.
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:22 ] Andrea Okazon > No, no, I want to hear more about Pieter's chin.
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:29 ] Andrea Okazon > For science.
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:37 ] Anslo > text> I'm not cocky.
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:40 ] Saede Riordan > Pieter's chin will always be second to Stitchers.
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:43 ] Anslo > text> I don't talk or brag now, I just act.
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:48 ] Saede Riordan > No Anslo, you really aren't.
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:53 ] Saede Riordan > /emote smirks quietly.
[ 2013.08.17 01:48:59 ] Andrea Okazon > More blocky than cocky.
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:18 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Not always, Saede. One day he will grow old and careless....
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:25 ] Diana Kim > text> Still, Tuulinen-haan, how is it efficient?
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:27 ] Violca Kari > Later.
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:29 ] Anslo > text> But for now
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:35 ] Maatard Jans > Rest well?
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:37 ] Anslo > text> I just avoid the talking and act
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:40 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Less water volume per person, Diana.
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:41 ] Saede Riordan > You totally missed what I was implying.
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:43 ] Anslo > text> It tends to shut people up more.
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:48 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Also, people can reach the bits you can't.
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:52 ] Anslo > text> I don't care what you're implying
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:53 ] Andrea Okazon > Oh, man -- do you think ... they'll chin bump?
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:53 ] Saede Riordan > Spose that might have been a bit too subtle.
[ 2013.08.17 01:49:59 ] Anslo > text> Be straight forward or I don't care.
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:11 ] Andrea Okazon > I may faint.
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:15 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Probably *said cheerfully*
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:29 ] Saede Riordan > Oh, well I was attempting to subtley and humourously imply you have a small penis.
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:39 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Who me?
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:42 ] Andrea Okazon > I didn't get that, but wow.
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:43 ] Saede Riordan > No Anslo.
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:44 ] Pieter Tuulinen > /emote blinks
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:45 ] Anslo > text> That's a horrible joke that has zero imagination.
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:48 ] Diana Kim > text> Really?... Well, probably I should try it then.
[ 2013.08.17 01:50:50 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Ohhhhh. Fair enough then.
[ 2013.08.17 01:51:00 ] Saede Riordan > Yeah, thats why I made it subtle.
[ 2013.08.17 01:51:07 ] Diana Kim > text> But I think I use much less water when I shower.
[ 2013.08.17 01:51:10 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Right. You wouldn't bother being subtle with me.
[ 2013.08.17 01:51:13 ] Anslo > text> Almost as bad as that hair dye job
[ 2013.08.17 01:51:25 ] Andrea Okazon > Cut to the very quick
[ 2013.08.17 01:51:29 ] Saede Riordan > I know right? Awful and clashing.
[ 2013.08.17 01:51:42 ] Andrea Okazon > Specially since I'm blue now. doesn't match at all.
[ 2013.08.17 01:51:55 ] Anslo > text> It's terrible.
[ 2013.08.17 01:51:57 ] Anslo > text> Yuck
[ 2013.08.17 01:52:10 ] Anslo > text> Anyone seen Caine?
[ 2013.08.17 01:52:15 ] Anslo > text> Or Sygarius
[ 2013.08.17 01:52:15 ] Kalo Askold > I have not.
[ 2013.08.17 01:52:16 ] Saede Riordan > I kinda wanna see how the dreads look when you let them down Andrea.
[ 2013.08.17 01:52:30 ] Andrea Okazon > How forward of you!
[ 2013.08.17 01:52:32 ] Morwen Lagann > To answer your question, Anslo, it's really not the business of anyone in here who doesn't already know whether there's a diagnosis or not yet, or what it is if there is one.
[ 2013.08.17 01:52:41 ] Saede Riordan > He's not in here, pretty sure he's banned.
[ 2013.08.17 01:52:52 ] Morwen Lagann > Caine is banned.
[ 2013.08.17 01:52:57 ] Anslo > text> That's not an answer, more just a fuck off.
[ 2013.08.17 01:53:12 ] Morwen Lagann > Syagrius is not, nor is anyone else in Stillwater, to my knowledge.
[ 2013.08.17 01:53:30 ] Saede Riordan > You really don't want anything to do with him Anslo.
[ 2013.08.17 01:53:37 ] Anslo > text> K
[ 2013.08.17 01:53:41 ] Anslo > text> How about Laria?
[ 2013.08.17 01:53:45 ] Morwen Lagann > "I don't feel like sharing details, let alone via this channel" is a perfectly valid answer.
[ 2013.08.17 01:53:58 ] Sid Afraldir > Stillwater, har har.
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:12 ] zhang elliott > Why would Stillwater be banned?
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:24 ] Saede Riordan > Yeah and Leopold is the human pond scum. Laria's alright...ish.
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:34 ] Morwen Lagann > Aside from her taste in men.
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:34 ] Andrea Okazon > Because among terrible, horrible people, they still manage to cause revulsion.
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:38 ] Sid Afraldir > Stillwater is a joke.
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:45 ] Maatard Jans > Having finally docked, it is time to take my leave... Thank you, Summit, for providing - yet again - such a hospitable environment to converse. Best of wishes to everyone.
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:46 ] Sid Afraldir > Shit, they're not even that terrible.
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:49 ] Sid Afraldir > They're like...
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:54 ] Maatard Jans > /emote disconnects, with a smile.
[ 2013.08.17 01:54:58 ] Anslo > text> Whatever. I just need to talk to one of them.
[ 2013.08.17 01:55:01 ] Katrina Oniseki > Should be called Stagnantwater, at this point.
[ 2013.08.17 01:55:12 ] Katrina Oniseki > ... because it's been sitting still.
[ 2013.08.17 01:55:14 ] Katrina Oniseki > Get it?
[ 2013.08.17 01:55:16 ] Katrina Oniseki > Hah!
[ 2013.08.17 01:55:17 ] Anslo > text> Boooooo
[ 2013.08.17 01:55:17 ] Morwen Lagann > "Stalewater" and "Stillbornwater" are the two ones we used.
[ 2013.08.17 01:55:30 ] Sid Afraldir > Those kids you see in Callie who try to hard at being cool.
[ 2013.08.17 01:55:31 ] Kalo Askold > That was bad and you should feel bad.
[ 2013.08.17 01:55:56 ] Anslo > text> Whatever. I wanna see if they want stuff
[ 2013.08.17 01:56:16 ] Diana Kim > text> Stillwater, is it like bath?
[ 2013.08.17 01:56:21 ] Anslo > text> Yes
[ 2013.08.17 01:56:24 ] Katrina Oniseki > Yes.
[ 2013.08.17 01:56:25 ] Morwen Lagann > Bath of terrible-smelling incense.
[ 2013.08.17 01:56:41 ] Diana Kim > text> I think I will prefer showers for now.
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:01 ] Morwen Lagann > Showers are also nice with company.
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:08 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Confirmed.
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:14 ] Diana Kim > text> Why would you need a company in the shower?
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:22 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Still more efficient.
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:28 ] Andrea Okazon > If I don't have a love life, no one else should be happy either.
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:28 ] Sid Afraldir > Only if you have heated tiles and a good handle bar.
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:41 ] Kyllsa Siikanen > What did I come into here?
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:44 ] Katrina Oniseki > Saede is single, I think.
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:44 ] Anslo > text> So no Stillwater? Any Angel Cartel people?
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:50 ] Anslo > text> Like, at all?
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:53 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Anslo....
[ 2013.08.17 01:57:59 ] Anslo > text> What?
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:01 ] Katrina Oniseki > She's got red hair, you've got blue hair. Why don't you two make purple?
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:05 ] Sid Afraldir > Kyllsa, we are talking about sex in the shower.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:13 ] Andrea Okazon > Nah, Kat. She has a boy, who's a good friend of mine.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:13 ] Saede Riordan > I'm not single?
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:22 ] Katrina Oniseki > You're plural?
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:27 ] zhang elliott > doesntlook like Angels are flying tonite
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:29 ] Saede Riordan > Well yes.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:31 ] Katrina Oniseki > Many Saedes.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:33 ] Andrea Okazon > I thought you weren't.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:36 ] Morwen Lagann > Company as in having company over. A friend. Or partner.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:38 ] Andrea Okazon > Although there are a few of oyu.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:39 ] Anslo > text> Flying? I just wanted to talk to one. Oh well.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:43 ] Saede Riordan > I'm dating Anatole.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:47 ] Diana Kim > text> Mr. Afraldir, don't you think that such thing should stay inside family that practice it?
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:54 ] Kalo Askold > Ms. Siikanen I might have to have a daring raid on your liquer cabnet.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:54 ] Andrea Okazon > Yes.
[ 2013.08.17 01:58:59 ] Kyllsa Siikanen > ...
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:12 ] Katrina Oniseki > Kyllsa, help.
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:14 ] Andrea Okazon > Oh, party at Kyllsa's place?
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:15 ] Kyllsa Siikanen > I am utterly confused.
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:16 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Lock up the booze!
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:19 ] Sid Afraldir > Whoa.
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:22 ] Sid Afraldir > Whoa, Diana.
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:29 ] Kalo Askold > Between the talk of no homosexuals existing in the state and talk of sex slaves being offered on the summit. I need whatever you drink to stay sane.
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:30 ] zhang elliott > booze you say>
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:33 ] Sid Afraldir > I don't know what kind of freak you people get down with in the State.
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:41 ] Arthas Romanov > what did DK say this time...
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:47 ] Sid Afraldir > That shit scares me, and that'
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:52 ] Sid Afraldir > 's not an easy thing to do.
[ 2013.08.17 01:59:53 ] Andrea Okazon > She's just a fan of keepin' it in the family.
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:06 ] Kyllsa Siikanen > Vodka.
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:07 ] Andrea Okazon > Keeps the gay away.
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:13 ] Kyllsa Siikanen > How I make it through the day.
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:23 ] Katrina Oniseki > Pause. Rewind. Sid, don't take Diana Kim seriously. Ever. Not even when she's trying to shoot your frigate on station with a HAC.
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:23 ] Sid Afraldir > Nothing wrong with the "gay".
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:24 ] Arthas Romanov > I know plenty of caldari gays
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:27 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Can we stop using Miss Kim as a baseline for the State?
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:28 ] Andrea Okazon > So, what's worse to deal with, Kyllsa -- small children, or capsuleers?
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:34 ] Kalo Askold > Alright, because I almost put a dent into my desk with the blooder offering things.
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:43 ] Kyllsa Siikanen > Capsuleers.
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:45 ] Kyllsa Siikanen > Easily.
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:47 ] Arthas Romanov > Kim does not represent the state
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:49 ] Kyllsa Siikanen > I like children, overall.
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:50 ] Arthas Romanov > nor humanity at large
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:51 ] Andrea Okazon > /emote beams. "We are pretty horrible."
[ 2013.08.17 02:00:51 ] Saede Riordan > Yeah definitely capsuleers.
[ 2013.08.17 02:01:16 ] Gottin > /emote raises her glass "Capsuleers."
[ 2013.08.17 02:01:25 ] Sid Afraldir > Word.
[ 2013.08.17 02:01:31 ] zhang elliott > Here,here[/spoiler]
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wait wait wait.....the GOOD RP log thread?
Does that mean their is a BAD RP log thread? *o*
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wait wait wait.....the GOOD RP log thread?
Does that mean their is a BAD RP log thread? *o*
In a manner of speaking. It's called the Catacombs. When people play the role of a bad poster on Backstage, their posts/threads are archived there as an example of what not to do on Backstage.
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Long (didn't seem so at the time, but :text:) interaction between Havo and a Dust merc named Ryeon about things like Humanity and how it relates (or not) to podders and dusters, the changes made to Dust merc brains and other neat stuff about DUST 514 (which has PF I've never read), sparked by a comment by Foley and with a bit of interesting/amusing back-and-forth with Diana Kim on the side (<3 Diana Kim)
[spoiler] [ 2013.09.07 05:45:19 ] Foley Jones > .......so i was told to go see a mental doctor today after i grinded up a duster in my blender and forced a sniper to drink himself......
[ 2013.09.07 05:46:04 ] Havohej > Why do they bother with shrinks for you lot? You're meant to be entirely disposable assets anyway, aren't you?
[ 2013.09.07 05:46:26 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Bodies, yes. Minds, a bit less. Hello, pilots.
[ 2013.09.07 05:46:37 ] Diana Kim > /emote bows * Ryeon-achur
[ 2013.09.07 05:47:13 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > *the one-eyed Minmatar scout dropsuit on the feed bows in return* Kim-haani.
[ 2013.09.07 05:47:40 ] Foley Jones > so i went to a doctor....they did some tests and they believe i have "PTSD" or some shit....whats PTSD?
[ 2013.09.07 05:48:08 ] Havohej > Post-traumatic Stress Disorder. Understandable for a disposable soldier, I'd think.
[ 2013.09.07 05:48:09 ] Ber Kan > pst traumatic stress syndrome
[ 2013.09.07 05:48:18 ] Ber Kan > or something like that.
[ 2013.09.07 05:48:23 ] Havohej > ...still don't see why they'd give a shit.
[ 2013.09.07 05:48:44 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Um ... to an extent, I'm not ... sure that they do, pilot.
[ 2013.09.07 05:48:48 ] Caviar Liberta > Its like the ground combatant that is beating his head against the wall while singing oh happy day. Happy and sane aren't always mutual,.
[ 2013.09.07 05:48:50 ] Foley Jones > whats it mean to have it? and my CEO gave a shit
[ 2013.09.07 05:48:58 ] Baryn Taranogas > /emote mutters, "I thought it was 'Production Terminated, System Down'. Ah, well."
[ 2013.09.07 05:49:39 ] Havohej > It means, in brief, that certain events can trigger you to go off the rails in some way. It can be dangerous. But you're supposed to be dangerous.
[ 2013.09.07 05:49:42 ] Diana Kim > Oh, I remember we were passing psychical evaluation very often. I hated these "doctors" and their stupid questions. And they like always were like "get serious already". Gah. I wish they saw me now. Im fucking serious now.
[ 2013.09.07 05:50:01 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... usually? Well ... paranoia, nightmares and related phenomena, anxiety, flashbacks ...
[ 2013.09.07 05:50:09 ] Foley Jones > ...,indeed you are
[ 2013.09.07 05:51:07 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > We're ... um, supposed to be subject to especially extreme cases, courtesy of our ... frequent deaths.
[ 2013.09.07 05:51:13 ] Havohej > Tell me, Dusters... are you human?
[ 2013.09.07 05:51:19 ] Diana Kim > I think I lacked a bit of... determination, when I was studied in the academy and were serving in the Navy. And now Im quite firm with my resolve.
[ 2013.09.07 05:51:39 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > "Human" is a ... um, matter of perspective, pilot.
[ 2013.09.07 05:51:45 ] Havohej > Yes. It is.
[ 2013.09.07 05:51:58 ] Foley Jones > flashbacks? well i don't have my memories to flashback on...Paranoia? msybe...nightmares? a few..unless im cuddling THEN i sleep fucking GOOD
[ 2013.09.07 05:52:25 ] Havohej > I imagine the tech that transfers your consciousness is related to that which transfers ours...
[ 2013.09.07 05:52:37 ] Caviar Liberta > Now lets see if I was in charge of the Dust program I'd have R&D come up with a targeted memory wipe so as to wipe some select memories to reduce any post combat issues.
[ 2013.09.07 05:52:50 ] Havohej > Which would lead to the potential for greater similarities. In theory. If it's so.
[ 2013.09.07 05:52:50 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... It seems inevitably related. The source is still ... ah, unknown, I'm afraid, pilot.
[ 2013.09.07 05:53:21 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > It does replace portions of the brain, however, rather than merely augment what is already there.
[ 2013.09.07 05:53:27 ] Foley Jones > apparently there was a failure in transfering my memories
[ 2013.09.07 05:53:51 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > The brainstem and hippocampus are both ... replaced entirely.
[ 2013.09.07 05:54:28 ] Foley Jones > well its late guess im off....hey Kim! you free saturday?
[ 2013.09.07 05:54:31 ] Caviar Liberta > /emote coughs and mutters wetware?
[ 2013.09.07 05:54:42 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... And since the latter is involved in the formation of long-term memory, that probably ... explains what, um, happened to Mr. Jones. Assuming ... that it was an accident.
[ 2013.09.07 05:55:01 ] Havohej > I see.
[ 2013.09.07 05:55:03 ] Diana Kim > Oh... poor Mr. Jones! Now I know what is wrong with you! You should hire yourself a drill instructor, who will teach you proper behaviour! That will compensate memory loss.
[ 2013.09.07 05:55:33 ] Foley Jones > .....riiiiiiiight, you free saturday Kim?
[ 2013.09.07 05:55:36 ] Ber Kan > /emote thinks a moment. 'I could do such a thing, though physical punishment is always there...regardless of punishment.'
[ 2013.09.07 05:55:40 ] Havohej > I would think that replacing pieces of the brain outright would retard the potential for evolution. Are these pieces replaced in every iteration, then?
[ 2013.09.07 05:55:47 ] Diana Kim > Free? FREE?!!!
[ 2013.09.07 05:55:58 ] Ber Kan > /emote twitchs and then shushs up.
[ 2013.09.07 05:56:00 ] Diana Kim > /emote twitches eye nervously
[ 2013.09.07 05:56:03 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... regardless ... though they, um, do call us "immortals," it ... does seem likely that the average DUST operative will have an even ... shorter career than the average capsuleer.
[ 2013.09.07 05:56:14 ] Ber Kan > Madam kim, remember your teachings.
[ 2013.09.07 05:56:30 ] Foley Jones > .....yeah Free...wanna ask you out to dinner! or a movie!
[ 2013.09.07 05:56:38 ] Diana Kim > /emote leans back on the couch, places hand on her chest and pants
[ 2013.09.07 05:57:13 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Hm ... well, that is possible, Pilot Havohej ... our skill development system certainly seems to reflect a lack of confidence in our ability to retain ... learned knowledge.
[ 2013.09.07 05:58:04 ] Diana Kim > I am not free! I have duty, morals, norms, regulations, love and obligations! I serve the State, Mr. Jones!
[ 2013.09.07 05:58:23 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Our ... um, skills are hardwired, rather than being based on knowledge-download technology.
[ 2013.09.07 05:58:32 ] Havohej > If there's such a lack of confidence in the technology... specifically, yourselves, that suggests the technology is still under development?
[ 2013.09.07 05:58:43 ] Foley Jones > .... you can't take 30 minutes to have dinner with me?.......ok...
[ 2013.09.07 05:58:54 ] Menalea Aldurald > /emote mutters, "And they say tobots have no emotion."
[ 2013.09.07 05:59:00 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > It's quite possible. The ... um, first generation was ... almost entirely exterminated, after all.
[ 2013.09.07 05:59:10 ] Menalea Aldurald > (robots)
[ 2013.09.07 05:59:18 ] Ber Kan > /emote nods. 'And with this hilarity of a failed date attempt, I must leave. it seem's my attention is required amongst divisional command.' Ber Salutes properly and his immage dissepears.
[ 2013.09.07 05:59:23 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... which suggests ... well, some issues.
[ 2013.09.07 06:00:15 ] Havohej > And so, should a better Duster be developed, it's likely they will destroy the current lot as well, I suppose. To me, that begs the question: what to do with the consciousnesses of the current batch? Delete, or transfer to the upgraded hull?
[ 2013.09.07 06:00:22 ] Diana Kim > /emote automatically salutes back
[ 2013.09.07 06:00:56 ] Foley Jones > well i guess im off....you free sunday? no? ok.....
[ 2013.09.07 06:01:00 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Well ... for the most part, we've ... thus far been transferred, where possible, at ... least as I understand it.
[ 2013.09.07 06:01:10 ] Menalea Aldurald > /emote laughs softly
[ 2013.09.07 06:02:15 ] Havohej > Which is to say, maybe not all get transferred. I wonder if problems like PTSD in Dusters move with the consciousness or if they're a manifestation of defects persisting through clone iteration after the initial damage takes place. But that particular
[ 2013.09.07 06:02:21 ] Havohej > science is not my forte...
[ 2013.09.07 06:02:45 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > If ... nothing else, the consciousness takes time to adapt to the hardwiring. The ... hardwiring may be in place, but ... that does not mean that the consciousness is integrated with it.
[ 2013.09.07 06:02:55 ] Foley Jones > /emote dis connects
[ 2013.09.07 06:03:45 ] Havohej > /emote nods slowly. > I see. It sounds like some manner of tech upgrade must be in the works, then. I can't imagine they'd be aware of this glitch and simply leave it alone.
[ 2013.09.07 06:03:45 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Well ... we are probably a bit more disposable than capsuleers. Decent ... soldiers are rather more common than pod-compatible baseliners.
[ 2013.09.07 06:04:35 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > I'm not ... um, respectfully, quite sure it's a "glitch," as ... such. Capsuleer hardwiring works a bit differently from ours, but ... even yours requires a degree of training, does it not?
[ 2013.09.07 06:05:54 ] Havohej > I'm not sure that pod-compatible and baseliner are terms that can truly be used together, but I can see your point. As to the training, it's been quite a long time but all I remember of that part of the training was "this is going to be disorienting..
[ 2013.09.07 06:05:58 ] Havohej > suck it up, pilot."
[ 2013.09.07 06:06:38 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Um ... there is a "cybernetics" skill download, is there not?
[ 2013.09.07 06:07:17 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... and of course, you get "Infomorph Psychology" before you're ... permitted to use jump clones.
[ 2013.09.07 06:07:32 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Some of my ... colleagues could probably have ... used that sort of class.
[ 2013.09.07 06:07:32 ] Havohej > Ah. It seems we were talking about different things, just now. You mean the hardwirings themselves that we use? For instance implants that improve our skill with various turret-based weapons systems?
[ 2013.09.07 06:08:01 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > *the scout's blue-masked face nods*
[ 2013.09.07 06:09:32 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > What ... um, I was getting at is that ... even your probably somewhat ... less-intrusive form takes some ... ah, getting used to.
[ 2013.09.07 06:10:36 ] Havohej > Well.. in terms of our downloaded skills, they're naturally fully integrated. We download the information, we have the ability. Same with the hardwirings. Suddenly I'm a much more accurate predator after I have the implant plugged in. Jumping from
[ 2013.09.07 06:11:38 ] Havohej > one clone with one set of implants to another clone with a different set causes me no more disorientation than jumping from one clone to an identical clone. A few seconds, and I'm ready to hunt again... perhaps because entire pieces of our brain
[ 2013.09.07 06:11:45 ] Havohej > aren't... synthetic, is it?
[ 2013.09.07 06:11:53 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Um, respectfully, yes ... but you require a certain ... background knowledge of cybernetic systems before you can ... use them, correct?
[ 2013.09.07 06:12:10 ] Havohej > Of course.
[ 2013.09.07 06:12:57 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... Also, I'm ... not sure your gel-matrix ... brain can really be described in any manner other than "synthetic," respectfully.
[ 2013.09.07 06:13:34 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... but it's true that ours has an actual implant ... ah, supplanting rather than supplementing our ... brain functions.
[ 2013.09.07 06:13:44 ] Havohej > /emote chuckles > Touche, Duster.
[ 2013.09.07 06:14:24 ] Havohej > /emote muses > I wonder how much more or less effective I might be if entire portions of my clones' brains were 'implants'...
[ 2013.09.07 06:17:02 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > *she bows* Um ... Dead Six Initiative Staff Psychologist-- um, honorary title, mostly-- Yun Hee Ryeon, pilot.
[ 2013.09.07 06:17:47 ] Caviar Liberta > /emote starts to speak and motions with a hand in a vague direction. Think about this for a moment. Imagine for a moment if we were essentially the same of you dusters. But our first death is a ploy to link our real body to a remote controlled clone bod...
[ 2013.09.07 06:18:08 ] Caviar Liberta > as you
[ 2013.09.07 06:18:54 ] Havohej > /emote nods his head with a vague motion suggestive of a hat tip > Enkil Akheteru, Ryeon. Callsign: Havohej. Executor of the Shinjiketo zaibatsu.
[ 2013.09.07 06:19:12 ] Havohej > Well met.
[ 2013.09.07 06:20:27 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > A pleasure, Executor Akheteru. ... Um, I'm ... not quite sure what you are getting at, Mr. Liberta?
[ 2013.09.07 06:20:42 ] Menalea Aldurald > Niether does he.
[ 2013.09.07 06:21:31 ] Caviar Liberta > /emote nods back, Aegis Commander, Moira Division, Black Rise Expendary Force Unit
[ 2013.09.07 06:22:28 ] Diana Kim > /emote shrugs * He's a gallentean after all
[ 2013.09.07 06:23:29 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > *she cocks her head* Moira is ... um, a Gallentean partisan organization, is it not, Aegis Commander?
[ 2013.09.07 06:24:07 ] Caviar Liberta > actually you know thats the first I have ever mentioned my foll title and chain of command
[ 2013.09.07 06:25:24 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... *the scout dropsuit turns its single ember eye towards Diana Kim* ... I ... see-- ah, very Gallente.
[ 2013.09.07 06:25:27 ] Caviar Liberta > Yes it is a pro federation organization. However we will question the actions of those in charge in the Federal Navy and government when needed
[ 2013.09.07 06:26:42 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > . . . I see. Thank you, pilot. I have, ah ... been working opposite certain of your associated elements. It is ... a pleasure, regardless.
[ 2013.09.07 06:29:56 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... and I am sorry that I will not ... be able to test your abilities in ... any direct fashion, at ... least personally.
[ 2013.09.07 06:30:23 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > And at ... um, least soon.
[ 2013.09.07 06:30:47 ] Havohej > Aggressive, aren't you.
[ 2013.09.07 06:31:34 ] Diana Kim > I wouldn't mind... "testing" his... "abilities" in person *grins widely*
[ 2013.09.07 06:33:12 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > A Moira pilot is an ... enemy of the State I ... exist to defend. That said, it is ... not a personal issue. I ... am what I am, pilot. It is how I maintain my ... own center and sense of self ...
[ 2013.09.07 06:33:30 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... even if I am a leaf in a typhoon, in the end.
[ 2013.09.07 06:34:37 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Respectfully, Kim-haani, I ... prefer not to contemplate too ... closely the option of engaging capsuleers out of pod.
[ 2013.09.07 06:35:11 ] Havohej > I was under the impression that Dust mercs were pure mercenaries. You have a loyalty to the State, though,.. should I call you Doctor?
[ 2013.09.07 06:35:15 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... that is a grim eventuality, as it would ... likely herald the ... destruction of one or both of our classes.
[ 2013.09.07 06:36:23 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > *she shakes her head* Funnily, most ... actual psychologists know better than to ... um, subject themselves to strongly scarring psychological forces. I am ... ah, an interested amateur.
[ 2013.09.07 06:36:41 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > My ... title, as I said, is ... honorary, mostly.
[ 2013.09.07 06:36:41 ] Alexia Blekna > /emote connected. She was almost smiling, but a blank expression creeped across her face. Soft sounds were apparent; the low creaks and moans of a Minmatar ship's refusal to fall apart when entering hyperspace.
[ 2013.09.07 06:37:57 ] Havohej > I'll stick with Ryeon, then. For simplicity's sake, Havohej or simply Havo will suffice. "Executor Akheteru" is much more formal than this channel warrants, I think.
[ 2013.09.07 06:38:09 ] Diana Kim > Oh... please excuse me for a moment *stands up, holding hand on her chest and using couch as support with second hand, approaches desk slowly, takes a bottle of water*
[ 2013.09.07 06:38:56 ] Diana Kim > /emote returns back on the couch, drinks a bit * So, why would it be destruction of our classes?
[ 2013.09.07 06:39:37 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > The most ... reliable way to kill a capsuleer is to eliminate any backups, typically by sabotage, then kill the primary.
[ 2013.09.07 06:40:15 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... Preferably by wholly unrecoverable means.
[ 2013.09.07 06:40:15 ] Diana Kim > Oh, you mean to destroy completely capsuleer memories and all offsprings?
[ 2013.09.07 06:41:25 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > That is the only reason for one of us to stalk one of you out of pod. Otherwise ... there is a great risk of accidental, permanent death, since not all capsuleers use any form of backup.
[ 2013.09.07 06:42:00 ] Diana Kim > I have another idea, how to hurt a capsuleer really hard.
[ 2013.09.07 06:42:02 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > This is ... well, an extreme and absolute option.
[ 2013.09.07 06:42:13 ] Diana Kim > First you kill a capsuleer, and then scan him.
[ 2013.09.07 06:42:52 ] Diana Kim > I still... can't recover after this. And thinking about how I could do the same to my enemies.
[ 2013.09.07 06:43:19 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Respectfully, Kim-haani, I will ... leave such musings to yourself.
[ 2013.09.07 06:43:53 ] Havohej > This loyalty to the State, Ryeon... may I ask 'why'?
[ 2013.09.07 06:43:54 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > I do ... not desire our classes to be pitted against one another; such a thing would likely be hard to stop once begun in earnest.
[ 2013.09.07 06:44:10 ] Diana Kim > It makes me to... feel better, when I imagine, that gallentean will suffer this way!
[ 2013.09.07 06:44:40 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Well ...
[ 2013.09.07 06:45:21 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... The State guards certain things I value, Mr. Havohej. Things I wish to ... see preserved.
[ 2013.09.07 06:46:30 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > You ... may have heard Kim-haani address me as "Ryeon-achur." I am not a ... full citizen of the Caldari State; by ... choice, I have taken advantage of my clone soldier status to revert ...
[ 2013.09.07 06:46:40 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... to an Achur identity.
[ 2013.09.07 06:47:44 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > My ... people are clients of the State. You ... might think of it as being a bit like a cross ... between a poor cousin and a protected species.
[ 2013.09.07 06:48:32 ] Havohej > ...a not-entirely-wanted houseguest, or a pet.
[ 2013.09.07 06:49:08 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Cast darkly, perhaps. Neither we nor most Caldari see it so. The Templis might, but I do not care very much about their opinions.
[ 2013.09.07 06:49:41 ] Havohej > These things you value...?
[ 2013.09.07 06:50:22 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > The Caldari uplifted our homeworld-- the urban areas-- just before they left the Federation. They left the rest of it to us, and so it remains.
[ 2013.09.07 06:52:01 ] Havohej > By uplifted, do you mean to say "modernized the valuable areas enough for the megacorporations to exploit"?
[ 2013.09.07 06:53:37 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Considering that we are talking about Sukuuvestaa, Pilot, that they are a Practical corporation, and that they forebore to exploit our world anywhere nearly so fiercely as they might have ...
[ 2013.09.07 06:54:26 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... also considering that we were a preindustrial civilization when they arrived ...
[ 2013.09.07 06:54:38 ] Herra Gunter > Man, that was like a Serpentis invasion over here...
[ 2013.09.07 06:54:45 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > ... we're not quite so sure as you seem to be that it was a bad deal.
[ 2013.09.07 06:56:07 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > In sharp contrast to the Amarrian approach to the Matari, for example, we still have the vast majority of our land, and no effort has been made to stamp out our culture or faith.
[ 2013.09.07 06:56:27 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > In fact, we are a sovereign nation-- albeit clients to the State.
[ 2013.09.07 06:57:00 ] Havohej > Exploitation isn't always a "bad deal," per se. But I think it'd be hard to deny that, while Achur may have pulled the least of the possible evils in that straw-draw of fate, even Sukuuvestaa wouldn't do anything out of the kindness of their hearts.
[ 2013.09.07 06:58:07 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Perhaps not kindness, as such. The Caldari are very set upon being themselves, but their leaders are not blind to other truths.
[ 2013.09.07 06:58:50 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > The Caldari recognize Achur spirituality as close kin to their own. I was speaking more literally than you may have thought when I described us as "poor cousins."
[ 2013.09.07 07:00:22 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > Like the Intaki, we see and explore the same truths as the Caldari, just from a different angle. It takes a hard heart to exploit kin as far as they might theoretically be exploitable.
[ 2013.09.07 07:00:36 ] Havohej > I see. It seems perhaps there is an element of gratitude to your decision of loyalty, then, no?
[ 2013.09.07 07:02:10 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > And a desire to see the relationship survive, yes. The Caldari offer both peace and isolation, as well as self-governance; the Gallente cannot be counted upon to offer anything of the sort.
[ 2013.09.07 07:02:32 ] Yun Hee Ryeon > For one thing, they do insist on having their democracy....
[ 2013.09.07 07:02:48 ] Havohej > /emote scowls slightly. > Don't I know it.
[ 2013.09.07 07:03:34 ] Havohej > It's been interesting speaking with you, soldier. Fight well.
[ 2013.09.07 07:03:41 ] Havohej > /emote disconnects.[/spoiler]
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Jude Kopenhagen > "Mmm, I wanted to keep the Titan up, for my own reasons. Even though it falling meant the end of Heth, that was not known during that time and was a great price to pay. But, I saw so many seperate Caldari groups there, working independantly, with limited effect. I can't help but feel if they went unified, with similar ships, the battle would not have been entirely as one sided."
Katrina Oniseki nods, sighing gently, "I remember. I still relive that day in my dreams, night after night. I remember throwing myself against the side of a Moros. I remember the hull alarms going off through the halls of my Ferox. I remember feeling the escape pods jettison, the prow of my ship connecting with the enemy's in such a moment of terrible noise and light. I remember sitting there after everything I had was expended. Sitting there, in just my pod, watching the inevitable. You can't imagine the... unbelievable finality of it all. Of failure. Before your eyes, watching it go down."
"I was there."
Katrina Oniseki tilts her head, "Do you have parents?"
"Yes."
"A mother, a father. Brothers and sisters, maybe?"
"No siblings.", he answers.
"You once told me you don't call yourself -haan. You once told me you don't pledge your loyalty to the State. I can respect that. I can understand that. I do not have a mother and father. I did not grow up in the loving arms of flesh and blood. I grew up in the loving arms of the glorious State. The State is my family. They are my parents. I watched my mother die that day. I watched her merge with the ground, because I could not protect her."
Jude Kopenhagen nods.
"Mister Kopenhagen, with all due respect, you could not see it the way I did."
Steffanie Saissore listens quietly
Katrina Oniseki sips her tea and smiles. She doesn't seem upset. Not angry, or sad, or disturbed even. It's all so very matter of fact, part of her life now.
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[spoiler=Not Entirely Legit][18:09:53] Tiberious Thessalonia > But no.
[18:10:04] Katrina Oniseki > Know what?
[18:10:13] Tiberious Thessalonia > What, Kat?
[18:10:22] Katrina Oniseki > You said, "but know"
[18:10:34] Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I said no.
[18:10:48] Katrina Oniseki > I know you said know.
[18:11:02] Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I said NO.
[18:11:11] Katrina Oniseki > I know!
[18:11:37] Tiberious Thessalonia > ...
[18:11:40] Katrina Oniseki > ...
[18:12:13] Tiberious Thessalonia > Kat, apparently I am getting pulled into some things that I have no idea why I am being pulled into them
[18:12:16] Tiberious Thessalonia > Hence my confusion.
[18:12:24] Katrina Oniseki > I see.
[18:12:32] Katrina Oniseki > An interesting Nation of affairs.
[18:12:46] Katrina Oniseki > Hah! Get it? Because you're not in the State?!
[18:12:54] Katrina Oniseki > Oh, that's rich. I crack me up.
[18:13:12] Tiberious Thessalonia stares at Kat.
[18:13:23] Katrina Oniseki grins back widely.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler=Not Entirely Legit][18:09:53] Tiberious Thessalonia > But no.
[18:10:04] Katrina Oniseki > Know what?
[18:10:13] Tiberious Thessalonia > What, Kat?
[18:10:22] Katrina Oniseki > You said, "but know"
[18:10:34] Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I said no.
[18:10:48] Katrina Oniseki > I know you said know.
[18:11:02] Tiberious Thessalonia > No, I said NO.
[18:11:11] Katrina Oniseki > I know!
[18:11:37] Tiberious Thessalonia > ...
[18:11:40] Katrina Oniseki > ...
[18:12:13] Tiberious Thessalonia > Kat, apparently I am getting pulled into some things that I have no idea why I am being pulled into them
[18:12:16] Tiberious Thessalonia > Hence my confusion.
[18:12:24] Katrina Oniseki > I see.
[18:12:32] Katrina Oniseki > An interesting Nation of affairs.
[18:12:46] Katrina Oniseki > Hah! Get it? Because you're not in the State?!
[18:12:54] Katrina Oniseki > Oh, that's rich. I crack me up.
[18:13:12] Tiberious Thessalonia stares at Kat.
[18:13:23] Katrina Oniseki grins back widely.[/spoiler]
Kat
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About time I posted here
I had a very good conversation with Summiteers a few days ago, I think it was some damn fine RP. My sagely storytelling needs work, but other than that, thoroughly enjoyed myself, thanks to all involved.
*Disclaimer - Edited to remove unrelated messages, if anyone feels their views have been misrepresented due to that, please contact me and I will edit
[spoiler=Conversation about Matari][2013.10.23 03:56:52 ] Saya Ishikari > "Conflict sharpens the knife..,. Which then gets used on outside threats."
[ 2013.10.23 03:57:20 ] Saya Ishikari > "Unhinged... Rather a polite way to put it."
[ 2013.10.23 03:57:35 ] N'maro Makari > Hah, excellent. Young Matari relish a good brawl but seldom know how to make peace afterwards.
[ 2013.10.23 03:57:40 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Very apt, though.
[ 2013.10.23 03:57:50 ] Saya Ishikari > /emote nods in agreement.
[ 2013.10.23 03:57:53 ] Malcolm Khross > Was I? You certainly turned out better than I.
[ 2013.10.23 03:58:06 ] Gherrit White > Sometimes the bolts have just gone missing, sometimes they were never there in the first place.
[ 2013.10.23 03:58:09 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Learn from people's successes and mistakes. Then make your own.
[ 2013.10.23 03:58:19 ] N'maro Makari > It's a harsh existence, unfortunately creates harshness in turn.
[ 2013.10.23 03:58:40 ] Malcolm Khross > /emote nods to Pieteer.
[ 2013.10.23 03:58:50 ] Malcolm Khross > (( Gah, typing with baby in hand is hard. ))
[ 2013.10.23 03:58:57 ] Saya Ishikari > "Even a harsh existence can be left behind, if one is willing."
[ 2013.10.23 03:59:32 ] N'maro Makari > I'm not so sure.
[ 2013.10.23 03:59:49 ] Malcolm Khross > Give my greetings to your wife, Tuulinen-haan. I've got to sign off for now, good seeing each of you again.
[ 2013.10.23 03:59:58 ] Saya Ishikari > "I am." she answwers, "A product of an environment need not remain as such."
[ 2013.10.23 04:00:04 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I will pass them on, sir.,
[ 2013.10.23 04:00:33 ] N'maro Makari > I like you, you have determination.
[ 2013.10.23 04:01:55 ] Saya Ishikari > "Adaptability and an unwillingness to mire myself, perhaps."
[ 2013.10.23 04:02:12 ] N'maro Makari > /emote smiles and pauses before speaking > An old tale, passed down to me from a shaman, and her predecessor and so-on, it talks of the lone warriors of old, of our tribe. They walked the deserts of Matar, tested by both the desert
[ 2013.10.23 04:03:48 ] N'maro Makari > and the people who inhabited it. None could match them in their element. But when they came back, from travel, from war, they seldom stayed long. They always went back, and none died peacefully in their beds. Now, you're wondering why I'd tell you some abridged version of an old folk tale.
[ 2013.10.23 04:04:04 ] Silas Vitalia > I'm not.
[ 2013.10.23 04:04:05 ] Gherrit White > Not really, no.
[ 2013.10.23 04:04:08 ] Saya Ishikari > "Actually, I assume you have a point to make. Continue."
[ 2013.10.23 04:04:18 ] N'maro Makari > It's told as a cautionary tale.
[ 2013.10.23 04:04:53 ] N'maro Makari > A simmilar phrase is that those fighting monsters become monsters. Once you taste hardship, and live, giving it up is difficult.
[ 2013.10.23 04:06:12 ] Saya Ishikari > "Perhaps. To which I pose the question... Is it truly borne of choice? Or is it an institutionalized mindset?"
[ 2013.10.23 04:06:15 ] Gherrit White > "As you gaze into the abyss, so too does the abyss gaze into you".
[ 2013.10.23 04:06:29 ] Saya Ishikari > /emote smiles, "I absolutely adore that saying..."
[ 2013.10.23 04:06:46 ] Gherrit White > I find it rather apt.
[ 2013.10.23 04:06:52 ] N'maro Makari > Indeed
[ 2013.10.23 04:07:11 ] N'maro Makari > Theres a romance in the lifestyle that many Matari are born into.
[ 2013.10.23 04:07:34 ] Saya Ishikari > "Romance and reality are often at odds, in my experience."
[ 2013.10.23 04:08:07 ] Gherrit White > Romances tend to be ideals, even in their tragedies.
[ 2013.10.23 04:08:10 ] N'maro Makari > It makes people determined as hell though. It's both tragic and inspiring at the same time.
[ 2013.10.23 04:08:11 ] Pieter Tuulinen > It is possible to make romance your reality.
[ 2013.10.23 04:08:30 ] Saya Ishikari > "To an extent, yes, I agree. On both points."
[ 2013.10.23 04:10:37 ] Saya Ishikari > " 'At what price glory?' I think is relevant... How much should be given up for a chance to perpetuate what may never be? How much CAN be given up? The Republic looks to be on the edge of anarchy yet again, lately."
[ 2013.10.23 04:12:08 ] N'maro Makari > Matari are born to a world of fight.
[ 2013.10.23 04:12:32 ] N'maro Makari > At home they fight poverty, outside they fight to retain their identity.
[ 2013.10.23 04:12:43 ] Gherrit White > Many of us are, even non-Matari. It's just a matter of what they fight.
[ 2013.10.23 04:13:45 ] Saya Ishikari > "As are we born into conflict, as well... Let me rephrase... How much can they really afford to lose looking for a chance to 'right' the wrongs comitted against them? At what point does it move beyond patriotism and into folley?"
[ 2013.10.23 04:14:01 ] Saya Ishikari > folly^
[ 2013.10.23 04:14:11 ] Gherrit White > That's a rather subjective question.
[ 2013.10.23 04:14:27 ] N'maro Makari > It's a varying spectrum.
[ 2013.10.23 04:14:41 ] Saya Ishikari > "It's both subjective and dangerously varied, yes."
[ 2013.10.23 04:14:52 ] N'maro Makari > Some say it's worth their lives and health, most of them follow through on that.
[ 2013.10.23 04:15:04 ] Gherrit White > For some, like Ms. Kim, their cause is holy, their quest supreme. To them, the only folly would be to succumb and quit.
[ 2013.10.23 04:15:09 ] Anslo > text> ...the hell is everyone on about?
[ 2013.10.23 04:15:21 ] N'maro Makari > But at the risk of generalising
[ 2013.10.23 04:16:21 ] N'maro Makari > The sentiment among the Matari of the Republic is running hot, compounded by the fact that diplomacy is seen to have brought us little, while bold action true to objective has produced results.
[ 2013.10.23 04:16:36 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Is that how you see it?
[ 2013.10.23 04:16:47 ] Pieter Tuulinen > You exchanged a fleet and trained crews for some drug addled slaves.
[ 2013.10.23 04:16:59 ] Saya Ishikari > "I wouldn't count many of the Republics forrays as suiccessful lately.., No offense to you personally..."
[ 2013.10.23 04:17:45 ] Saya Ishikari > "But, thats my opinion, and a materialistic one, admittedly."
[ 2013.10.23 04:18:13 ] Gherrit White > That's what I've been hearing.
[ 2013.10.23 04:18:14 ] N'maro Makari > It's true to a certain extent. Everything that the Matari have has had to be fought for, we've rarely if ever had great success just by asking nicely.
[ 2013.10.23 04:18:25 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Try trading.
[ 2013.10.23 04:18:30 ] Pieter Tuulinen > It works for us.
[ 2013.10.23 04:18:42 ] Gherrit White > Maybe we'll get bored and turn the war for the Matari next after we curbstomp Black Rise into submission.
[ 2013.10.23 04:18:44 ] Saya Ishikari > "A commonality I've appreciated, but Pieter has a point."
[ 2013.10.23 04:18:59 ] N'maro Makari > In context of the wider Matari populace, while our actions have been costly, they have produced result, however small.
[ 2013.10.23 04:19:10 ] N'maro Makari > Peaceful approach, regrettably, has not.
[ 2013.10.23 04:19:24 ] N'maro Makari > At least, not since before I was in the pod.
[ 2013.10.23 04:20:39 ] Saya Ishikari > "Force has it's place. Nobody in the federation was willing to talk about home until the invasion... Even though it was ultimately driven back, we gained what we desired in the end."
[ 2013.10.23 04:21:02 ] N'maro Makari > Picture yourself if you will, in the top of a burning house, if you jump, you might die, if you don't you will die for sure. You would jump, even if you broke every bone in your body.
[ 2013.10.23 04:22:03 ] Saya Ishikari > "I understand the analogy quite well. Taking a risk may cost you, but not taking one WILL cost you. What I would add to that is; make sure that risk is worth the potential price."
[ 2013.10.23 04:22:56 ] N'maro Makari > Now that's where opinion gets more diverse.
[ 2013.10.23 04:23:02 ] Saya Ishikari > "Exactly."
[ 2013.10.23 04:24:16 ] N'maro Makari > Most Republic Matari still view the Elder fleet as a good action when considered standalone, but, when it comes to allocation of funds to poverty programs, or to war production.
[ 2013.10.23 04:24:30 ] N'maro Makari > Ah, now that is where the opinion diversifies.
[ 2013.10.23 04:24:32 ] Pieter Tuulinen > It was a disaster, Militarily.
[ 2013.10.23 04:24:43 ] Saya Ishikari > "It was an abysmal move, in terms of making a lasting stand for the Republic... Or even the Matari people as a whole."
[ 2013.10.23 04:25:35 ] N'maro Makari > /emote exclaims > Hah! that's what I love about Caldari, straight to the numbers. We could use some of that.
[ 2013.10.23 04:26:05 ] Saya Ishikari > /emote smiles softly, "I'm worse than most Caldari... I was made to crunch numbers that nobody wants crunched. But, thats me."
[ 2013.10.23 04:26:20 ] N'maro Makari > If one considered it only in numbers, yes failure.
[ 2013.10.23 04:26:24 ] Gherrit White > Eh, everyone's got their specialties.
[ 2013.10.23 04:26:30 ] Gherrit White > Numbers make my head hurt.
[ 2013.10.23 04:27:04 ] N'maro Makari > But the actions takes that day brought the lost 3 tribes back to the fold, we were not whole, but we were closer than we had ever come before.
[ 2013.10.23 04:27:20 ] Steffanie Saissore > At the cost of what though?
[ 2013.10.23 04:27:38 ] N'maro Makari > Caldari are fortunate enough to have inherited a strong culture, the bedrock on which their society is built.
[ 2013.10.23 04:27:45 ] Gherrit White > I, uh, don't even know what you're talking about Makari.
[ 2013.10.23 04:28:08 ] Saya Ishikari > "Very true. In that same grain, I would call our actions to reacquire Home a success, in the end."
[ 2013.10.23 04:28:13 ] Steffanie Saissore > All I am hearing is phyrric victories of the Matari. Instead of helping the people that were free with infrastructure, war fleets are built and how many countless died in that action?
[ 2013.10.23 04:28:33 ] Saya Ishikari > "The question now is, what is being pursued by those who fight? What is the goal?"
[ 2013.10.23 04:28:35 ] N'maro Makari > We had to start from scratch. and you can see how important reunifiying our people would be.
[ 2013.10.23 04:29:16 ] N'maro Makari > And Mr White, what do you not understand?
[ 2013.10.23 04:29:24 ] Saya Ishikari > "A point agreed upon, and, numbers aside, laregly successful. But what now?"
[ 2013.10.23 04:29:32 ] Steffanie Saissore > Your government took funds and materiel given them to start a new life and instead, a war fleet was built and eventually used against the very people who tried to help
[ 2013.10.23 04:29:36 ] N'maro Makari > Ms Saissore, if you fear I am boasting, have no such fear.
[ 2013.10.23 04:29:49 ] Gherrit White > I haven't kept up on Republic history for shit, so I'm missing the events you're referencing.
[ 2013.10.23 04:29:55 ] Saya Ishikari > "To be fair, Saissore, it was not their government."
[ 2013.10.23 04:29:58 ] N'maro Makari > I am laying out an academic assessment. Not a policy proposal.
[ 2013.10.23 04:30:03 ] Gherrit White > I've had my hands busy with null politics.
[ 2013.10.23 04:30:06 ] Saya Ishikari > "According to what I've read, anyways."
[ 2013.10.23 04:30:20 ] Saya Ishikari > "Stop me if I'm wrong?"
[ 2013.10.23 04:30:34 ] Erica Dusette > /emote connects, rubbing her temples > Evening Summiteers. More arguing? Ugg, my head. Find a empty patch of space, for Bob's sake, grab a ship and go fight it out.
[ 2013.10.23 04:30:47 ] N'maro Makari > No, you're correct by an large, there are nuances, naturally but the general assessment is correct.
[ 2013.10.23 04:30:51 ] N'maro Makari > Not arguing.
[ 2013.10.23 04:30:52 ] Gherrit White > Nah, we're not arguing at the moment.
[ 2013.10.23 04:30:56 ] N'maro Makari > Good conversation.
[ 2013.10.23 04:30:59 ] Saya Ishikari > "Discussing, for once."
[ 2013.10.23 04:31:05 ] Gherrit White > It's a good discussion, no brick walls being applied to foreheads.
[ 2013.10.23 04:31:19 ] N'maro Makari > Ms Saissore, indulge me.
[ 2013.10.23 04:31:20 ] Erica Dusette > Other than mine. It's bumpin'
[ 2013.10.23 04:31:33 ] N'maro Makari > What do Gallente think of the word "family"?
[ 2013.10.23 04:31:42 ] Saya Ishikari > /emote watches and waits.
[ 2013.10.23 04:32:20 ] Steffanie Saissore > Sir, I will have to direct your question to a Gallente that knows what a family life is like as I did not.
[ 2013.10.23 04:32:56 ] N'maro Makari > SUrely you must have someone? Not blood, blood is fickle. SOmeone close enough to warrant the label.
[ 2013.10.23 04:35:39 ] Steffanie Saissore > Hmm, perhaps I have a romanticized ideal of what a family is, somewhat influence from some of the Sebeistor I have hung around...but to me family is blood and those that are brought into it by vow or oath.
[ 2013.10.23 04:37:18 ] Saya Ishikari > "Not so much romanticized, as defined, I think." Saya offers, "It's a realistic perspective."
[ 2013.10.23 04:37:18 ] N'maro Makari > /emote nods > Most of you probably have a vague idea of how Matari society is organised, clans within tribes with the Matari. To us, these are the different levels of family. And family is something we take very seriously. To us, to call someone fami...
[ 2013.10.23 04:38:16 ] N'maro Makari > family to say that you would give yourself, break your body and soul if necessary, and unconditionally to keep them safe from harm, and to never forgive those who wrong them.
[ 2013.10.23 04:38:38 ] N'maro Makari > THat is the core sentiment.
[ 2013.10.23 04:38:58 ] N'maro Makari > Family, above any cost.
[ 2013.10.23 04:39:10 ] Erica Dusette > I'll drink to that sentiment.
[ 2013.10.23 04:39:28 ] Erica Dusette > /emote reaches out of view for her synthetic coffee
[ 2013.10.23 04:39:36 ] Gherrit White > Families are good. Blood or not.
[ 2013.10.23 04:39:43 ] Gherrit White > I've made my own in my time.
[ 2013.10.23 04:40:42 ] N'maro Makari > Indeed. Family to a Matari goes beyond just those you meet in person, a single Matari is a family member of a clan, a clan is a family member of a tribe, and a tribe is a family member of the Matari
[ 2013.10.23 04:41:26 ] Gherrit White > As silly as it sounds, TEST has well and become my family.
[ 2013.10.23 04:41:50 ] N'maro Makari > It is not so silly, people in SYNE I would describe the same.
[ 2013.10.23 04:42:21 ] Gherrit White > I've grown so attached to these spergy retards that I just turned down a recruitment offer from PL for them.
[ 2013.10.23 04:44:39 ] N'maro Makari > Goodness me, the day has actually come where I've talked the summit to death.
[ 2013.10.23 04:44:46 ] Gherrit White > Eh.
[ 2013.10.23 04:44:55 ] Saya Ishikari > "In some ways, there are parallels in the State... The details, obviously, are where the differences lie."
[ 2013.10.23 04:44:57 ] Gherrit White > This is about the time it gets kinda quiet.
[ 2013.10.23 04:46:13 ] N'maro Makari > I like to think the Caldari Megacorps are families forged of purpose, that's the best metaphor for me.
[ 2013.10.23 04:46:30 ] Saya Ishikari > "Very apt."
[ 2013.10.23 04:47:38 ] N'maro Makari > Well on that note, I have to leave, a few things to do before rack time.
[ 2013.10.23 04:47:48 ] N'maro Makari > I hope I didn't bore you all too much.
[ 2013.10.23 04:48:22 ] Pieter Tuulinen > Not in the slightest. As a tubekin I didn't have much to add, though.
[ 2013.10.23 04:49:19 ] N'maro Makari > /emote smiles > Like I said, blood is fickle, look to who stands by you to find family. Goodnight summit.
[ 2013.10.23 04:49:28 ] Saya Ishikari > "Family is what we make of it, in the end, I think. And no, you didn't. It's been a pleasant discussion. Moitte."[/spoiler]
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Ava Starfire > Well hell.
Ava Starfire > Im stuck in mid jump
Synthetic Cultist > do not attempt to exit the spacecraft.
Ava Starfire > Thanks, Synthia.
Ava Starfire > I'll keep that in mind.
Synthetic Cultist > you are Welcome.
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Was that not awesome?
I spilled a drink or something.
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Some more intimate interaction between Ava and Kor, back several months ago when I hosted the Tea and Tradition event.
[spoiler]Channel MOTD: This is a small, gated off forest dedicated to those who follow the Caldari Way. A sign is posted at the gate entrance, and asks visitors to keep their voices lowered.
Located at the center of the forest is a Caldari shrine, which is surrounded with traditional Ark-Taki decorum, ranging from dishes set out for the spirits to simple unscented candles. The shrine itself is a statue that displays five faceless human-like figures of undeterminable gender, with three being on a slightly elevated platform behind the other two. One figure wears a soldier’s uniform; another figure wears the attire of a monk; one of the figures at the bottom row wears clothes associated with nobility, while the figure next to it wears clothes akin to that of the common farmer; the final figure’s attire combines elements of all four of the other figures.
Meanwhile, songbirds from across all four regions of the State sing their songs harmoniously under the Twin Flame skies.
*Korsavius patiently guides Ava into the orchard forest*
Korsavius > Watch your head!
*Ava Starfire blinks and looks around, ducking*
*Korsavius ducks to avoid one of the low-hanging paper lanterns which hang from the trees*
*Korsavius continues strolling along casually, under the moonlit sky*
Korsavius > I figured you wouldn't like being in such a big crowd.
*Ava Starfire smiles, seemingly more at ease by the woods and stars*
Korsavius > So I hope this is a suitable substitute.
Ava Starfire > I um, I don’t... it is! It’s very pretty... um, thank you.
Korsavius smiles at the comment, and continues walking toward a shrine that can be seen off a short distance "Anytime."
*Ava Starfire follows along, now taking a dose of her medication as she walks*
*Korsavius stops walking, now in front of the shrine, and pauses for a few moments to take it all in*
*Ava Starfire stops a few steps away, unsure what conduct is expected of her*
*Korsavius glances curiously over at Ava, noticing she takes medicine, before but returns his gaze back to the shrine*
Korsavius says in a soft tone "No special decorum is required. Come."
*Ava Starfire puts her inhaler away and walks up to stand by Korsavius*
Korsavius > I figured you might like this. Think of it as any monument or place of rememberance the Minmatar have.
*Cool winds gently blow on some hanging bells to produce a mellifluous melody alongside the chirping songbirds*
Korsavius points to the candles and dishes around the shrine "These are gifts to the dead. So they too can join us in this celebration, in spirit."
Ava Starfire smiles brightly
Ava Starfire > It is very beautiful. And appropriate, I think.
Ava Starfire looks at the candles for a long moment “I thank you, for inviting me.”
Korsavius smiles at the comment and points to the center statue "See those figures? They are faceless, devoid of any skin color, and any gender because being Caldari does not rely any of those things."
Korsavius > They are holding hands because, in the end, we are all one people.
*Ava Starfire quietly regards the statues*
Korsavius > We all have our differences, but at the end of the day, we are all just one greater being.
Korsavius looks over to Ava, then back at the statue "I thought you might like that sentiment, especially given recent troubling times."
Ava Starfire > I do.
Ava Starfire > Very much.
Korsavius chuckles a little bit "I also hoped it would allow you to be more comfortable sifting among the crowd of people when we return inside."
Ava Starfire > It is a similar - very similar - idea to ours; all individual paths making a single whole.
*Ava Starfire takes a deep breath, holds it for a moment, then lets it out with a sigh*
Ava Starfire > It has become increasingly difficult for me to find company who does not wish to kill me, Korsavius.
Korsavius nods "I think just about every capsuleer can understand how you feel."
Korsavius > Personally, I try not to pay much attention to it.
Ava Starfire > Maybe I shouldnt.
Korsavius > Ultimately, it will be up to you how you manage it. Should you ever require a place of meditation, my home, and this place, will always be open for you.
Ava Starfire smiles, quite genuinely “Thank you.”
Korsavius > I should get back now, there are still some guests I've yet to greet! Feel free to join me, or not. If you'd like to stay here in solace I will understand.
*Ava Starfire nods*
Ava Starfire > I'll come in in a bit... I need some time, you know?
Korsavius > Of course, Ava.
Ava Starfire > Thank you.
Korsavius bows deeply to the shrine "I'll cya soon. Try not to be too late, Morwen is performing in about twenty minutes."
Ava Starfire > Ok.
*Ava Starfire smiles a bit, this one perhaps just a bit forced*
*Korsavius walks off the trail back to the main house*[/spoiler]
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I remember this one.
I loved it =)
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Oldie but goodie.
* Katrina Oniseki strolls into her bar looking sexy as fuck, can't even touch this bitch. She walks her sexy ass up to a table and sits right the fuck down. Orders a goddamn beer and chills in her seat like a baws. Better be some RP up in this bitch.
* Pieter Tuulinen throws a breadroll at her from behind the bar, crouched down and lobbing it like a mortar with accompanying sound effects.
* Katrina Oniseki pulls out a hamzooka from her pants, and starts firing high explosive spiral-sliced glazed hams at Pieter, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!"
* Pieter Tuulinen falls onto his knees, arms stretched to the skies as ham whistles past him and sticks to his shirt in slow motion. To the strains of 'Adagio for strings' he hangs there for awhile before slumping to the ground.
* Katrina Oniseki falls to her knees, screaming in victorious rage. Holding her fists up the air as the spent tube of her weapon falls to the ground. Brown sugar glaze is spattered across the floor. Suddenly, Jovians enter the bar wearing a fish hat and--
* Katrina Oniseki snorts lightly and wakes up suddednly. She fell asleep on the couch.
* Katrina Oniseki looks around, then fixes her hair. "Weird dream."
* Pieter Tuulinen is sat quietly in the corner doing paperwork.
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Oh my gosh that is fucking awesome. I WANT A HAMZOOKA!
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"Is that a hamzooka in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
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One bright and beautiful summit day:
[spoiler] [ 2014.02.10 00:10:09 ] Punx Evangeline > So what's new?
[ 2014.02.10 00:10:31 ] N'maro Makari > Not much, just doing odd work.
[ 2014.02.10 00:10:45 ] Punx Evangeline > How odd?
[ 2014.02.10 00:12:47 ] N'maro Makari > Coming up with innovative ways to remove a starcake from a box of hyper-sensetive electronics without breaking anything.
[ 2014.02.10 00:13:19 ] Punx Evangeline > Hammer?
[ 2014.02.10 00:13:40 ] N'maro Makari > Expensive hyper-sensetive electronics.
[ 2014.02.10 00:13:45 ] Lynrue > That would be my preference.
[ 2014.02.10 00:13:50 ] Punx Evangeline > Ah, more of a duct tape job then.
[ 2014.02.10 00:13:53 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote nodnods.
[ 2014.02.10 00:14:03 ] N'maro Makari > Tried it.
[ 2014.02.10 00:14:15 ] N'maro Makari > The starcake is stickier than the duct-tape
[ 2014.02.10 00:14:20 ] N'maro Makari > Wont budge.
[ 2014.02.10 00:14:23 ] Punx Evangeline > Hmm, I thought you could fix everything with a hammer and/or duct tape...
[ 2014.02.10 00:14:41 ] N'maro Makari > If only.
[ 2014.02.10 00:15:00 ] N'maro Makari > I asked the lead engineer for helped, she just said "Well you're fucked."
[ 2014.02.10 00:15:03 ] Punx Evangeline > Well, if it doesn't move and it's suppose to, use the hammer, if it moves and isn't suppose to, duct tape.
[ 2014.02.10 00:15:24 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote laughs, "I guess you're proper fucked then!"
[ 2014.02.10 00:15:24 ] N'maro Makari > I really want that starcake. But I also don't want to break anything.
[ 2014.02.10 00:15:43 ] N'maro Makari > I have been looking forward to it all day.
[ 2014.02.10 00:15:59 ] Punx Evangeline > Why don't you use a straw and suck it out?
[ 2014.02.10 00:16:26 ] N'maro Makari > The dough. The dough will remain, taunting me.
[ 2014.02.10 00:16:43 ] Punx Evangeline > Pour a little milk on it and mix it up, make a starcake milkshake!
[ 2014.02.10 00:16:47 ] N'maro Makari > Wait, is it dough or pastry? Fuck it, the sugar sponge.
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:09 ] Punx Evangeline > Starshake!
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:12 ] N'maro Makari > Starcake and microchips milkshake.
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:19 ] N'maro Makari > Bit crunchy isnt it?
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:27 ] Punx Evangeline > Well, nothing is perfect in this universe, is it?
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:34 ] Punx Evangeline > Besides me, of course.
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:43 ] Norrin Ellis > Eva, are you causing trouble again?
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:46 ] N'maro Makari > Yeah but... the digestive system
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:48 ] Punx Evangeline > It's a good thing I'm humble or I might get in trouble.
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:56 ] N'maro Makari > I'm already lactose intolerant.
[ 2014.02.10 00:17:56 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote winks at Norrinz.
[ 2014.02.10 00:18:04 ] Punx Evangeline > Boo!
[ 2014.02.10 00:18:14 ] Punx Evangeline > What are you eating starcakes for then!
[ 2014.02.10 00:18:43 ] N'maro Makari > Because some things are worth suffering for.
[ 2014.02.10 00:18:58 ] N'maro Makari > Like the damn Starcake I've spent my day looking forward to eating.
[ 2014.02.10 00:19:04 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote looks thoughtful, "Can't fault your logic there."
[ 2014.02.10 00:19:21 ] N'maro Makari > I'm being tested
[ 2014.02.10 00:19:29 ] N'maro Makari > Some power, some way is testing my resolve.
[ 2014.02.10 00:19:42 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote nods in agreement.
[ 2014.02.10 00:20:04 ] Norrin Ellis > Starcakes aren't a fair test of will. Who could pass?
[ 2014.02.10 00:20:34 ] Punx Evangeline > Norrin is the starcake expert, perhaps he can help you with a tactic to dislodge it!
[ 2014.02.10 00:20:35 ] N'maro Makari > Nobody. Ever.
[ 2014.02.10 00:20:40 ] N'maro Makari > I want that cake!
[ 2014.02.10 00:20:50 ] Norrin Ellis > What's the problem?
[ 2014.02.10 00:21:08 ] Lynrue > ?me Chuckles
[ 2014.02.10 00:21:29 ] N'maro Makari > Basically, theres a kind of sensetive bit of electronics, kind of expensive. I dropped the starcake in it.
[ 2014.02.10 00:21:44 ] Punx Evangeline > Norrin does that about once a month.
[ 2014.02.10 00:21:51 ] N'maro Makari > It's right at the bottom, stuck. Time is running out, I can already see the sugar crystalizing
[ 2014.02.10 00:22:04 ] Norrin Ellis > Not true. I am careful with my starcakes.
[ 2014.02.10 00:22:35 ] Aramier Ahashion > Slaves. Feed me Starcakes
[ 2014.02.10 00:22:41 ] Norrin Ellis > Shut off power to whatever has captured your cake, then call an engineer or a mechanic to get it out. Problem solved.
[ 2014.02.10 00:22:58 ] Hal Greaves > "Or get a goddam new cake."
[ 2014.02.10 00:23:05 ] N'maro Makari > The mechanic said I was fucked.
[ 2014.02.10 00:23:06 ] N'maro Makari > No.
[ 2014.02.10 00:23:12 ] N'maro Makari > This is the cake.
[ 2014.02.10 00:23:19 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote nods, "The best starcake is the one you want."
[ 2014.02.10 00:23:22 ] N'maro Makari > I will have this cake.
[ 2014.02.10 00:23:27 ] Norrin Ellis > Leaving starcakes in your equipment can't be good for the cake or the equipment.
[ 2014.02.10 00:23:56 ] Norrin Ellis > Anyhow, I have more pressing concerns. Shopping to plan, then shopping to do. You know how it goes.
[ 2014.02.10 00:23:59 ] N'maro Makari > /emote rolls his eyes > I didnt leave it there, I dropped it because I was dancing with joy.
[ 2014.02.10 00:24:05 ] N'maro Makari > Joy for having a starcake.
[ 2014.02.10 00:25:15 ] N'maro Makari > Yep, that's it. Hammer time.
[ 2014.02.10 00:25:21 ] Punx Evangeline > /emote claps happily.
[ 2014.02.10 00:25:30 ] N'maro Makari > /emote goes inactive
[ 2014.02.10 00:25:38 ] Norrin Ellis > For heaven's sake, man, go to the galley, get some long tongs from the chef, and fish it out.
[/spoiler]
Later, after much deep-space derring-do...
[spoiler][ 2014.02.10 00:29:24 ] N'maro Makari > /emote waltzes into the bar [Lock, Stock and Barrel] carrying a starcake in one hand, humming happily to himself He picks up a bottle of rum at the bar and sits down, still humming, no doubt a song about starcakes.
[ 2014.02.10 00:31:27 ] N'maro Makari > /emote sings off key, quietly "Starcake day, oh it's starcake daaayeee" but is momentarily distracted by his beeping datapad. He puts the starcake down and goes to look. When he looks back up, tradgedy, the cake is gone.
[ 2014.02.10 00:32:56 ] N'maro Makari > /emote looks around frantically, and catches one of the ladies behind the bar tucking in happily. The look on his face can only be described as heartbreak. To stop himself having an outburst, he bites down on his fist and runs for the exit.
[ 2014.02.10 00:35:50 ] Kohiko Sun > /emote slooooooowly leans past the edge of the doorway to the back 'office' and peers out with one eye showing. Oh well, somebody has starcake now, so she disappears from sight again.
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Adventures in Jewellery, starring Synthia
[spoiler]Stitcher > I didn't realise that the Scriptures included party etiquette
Malcolm Khross pinches the bridges of his nose, letting out a sigh and shaking his head.
Zsaryna Adrelana > there's a verse here or there
Synthetic Cultist > For example, if a Hostess mentions her New Necklace will be worn at a Party, it would be Unrighteous to attend wearing Jewellery in All Sixteen Approved Areas.
Illoren Kainta > I think some of the guests would be rather appalled as well.
Zsaryna Adrelana > nothing too concrete however
Ilsenae Alexandros > 'Approved Areas'?
Ilsenae Alexandros > I think this lady is reading a different Scripture than I've heard of
Synthetic Cultist > the sixteen approved areas for jewellery mentioned in the Scriptures, are 8 fingers, 2 wrists, 1 neck, 2 nipples, 1 navel, 2 ears.
Synthetic Cultist > Other Places Are Unrighteous.
Ilsenae Alexandros > Nipples are included?
Norrin Ellis > Am I the only one that's curious where the Scriptures discuss nipple jewelry?
Malcolm Khross chuckles lightly. > No, you're not.
Ilsenae Alexandros > And 8 fingers? You don't mean all at the same time, do you?
Synthetic Cultist > All At The Same Time would Risk Upstaging The Hostess.
Zsaryna Adrelana > you'd also be unable to punch someone
Norrin Ellis > All at the same time would be gaudy even by Gallente standards.
Synthetic Cultist > But Yes. If it is That Sort of Social Function, wearing Jewellery In All Places Is Permitted.
Ilsenae Alexandros > 'That sort'?
Zsaryna Adrelana > however if you slapped someone whilst wearing many rings, I have no doubt it would act like a duster
Ilsenae Alexandros > What sort?
Synthetic Cultist > The Sort Where People Wear All Their Jewellery.
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[spoiler]Tiberious Thessalonia > Frankly, any capsuleer who gets upset over waiting for a few minutes hasn't quite grasped what they are yet.
Synthetic Cultist appears via holo, wearing a huge array of gold jewellery. "Hello Human People"
Ayallah > Do you mean immortal?
Ayallah > Hello
Synthetic Cultist > How are Things ?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Hello, Synthia.
Tiberious Thessalonia > And yes, immortal.
Ayallah > It is certainly going to be interseting. In a thousand years, who will we be then?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Any form of projection is going to be massively unrealistic along that sort of time frame, for now.
OnetrueThanatos > Better people I would hope.
Synthetic Cultist raises a hand to make a point, but due to the immense amount of jewellery, falls over instead.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Synthia, what are you doing?
OnetrueThanatos > As nice as you look Synthia I think you may of over done it, did you raid a pirate base or something?
Synthetic Cultist says from the floor "Displays of Gold demonstrate Wealth. it was Discussed Earlier in the Week"
OnetrueThanatos > Ahhh status and all that.
Ayallah > Yes. I don't think many of the original capsuleers are left, even after just ten years. And Capsuleer dementia... But there are more capsuleers who are good now then ever before.
Synthetic Cultist reappears, having dispensed with the vast majority of the jewellery. "There are Many capsuleers of long Experience"
Synthetic Cultist > the Cardinal Graelyn is a Notable Example.
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[spoiler]Tiberious Thessalonia > Some guy on the IGS thinks I am a Gallente Loyalist or something.
Call Rollard > Why is that?
Tiberious Thessalonia > This amuses me.
Tiberious Thessalonia > I have no idea!
Tiberious Thessalonia > I may be the exact opposite of a Gallente Loyalist!
Synthetic Cultist appears via holo camera, "Hello Tiberious"
Adreena Madeveda > It's probably this tendency of yours to indulge in all manners of hedonism, Tiberious.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Clearly.
Naraish Adarn > dare i ask what form of drugs the person in question has ingested
Tiberious Thessalonia > I don't know!
OnetrueThanatos > Oh come on I do drugs all the time and I dont think that, dont blame the drugs if the person is a bloody idiot!
Naraish Adarn > well maybe the person has suffered some form of delusion or psychosis
Synthetic Cultist > the Gallente believe Many Odd Things, Tiberious.
Lucas Raholan > Good Evening all
Synthetic Cultist > Hello.
Call Rollard > Hello Lucas
Lucas Raholan > How is all doing this day
Call Rollard > Good
Tiberious Thessalonia > Yes, Synthia. Yes they do.
Synthetic Cultist raises hand to make a point, falls over again, due to weight of jewellery
Tiberious Thessalonia > Synthia, you know what?
Tiberious Thessalonia > There is such a thing as too much wealth display.
OnetrueThanatos > Ahhh I see your going for the whole wealth and status look again.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Being humble about wealth has its own charm
Synthetic Cultist > I have Decided that Gold was Too Ostentatious, Tiberious.
Synthetic Cultist > This is Silver.
Adreena Madeveda > Synthia, did the data I provided you allow you to came to a conclusion concerning cake ?
Lucas Raholan > I though Material wealth was irrelevant in Nation Tibby
Synthetic Cultist reappears, with less jewellery. "Yes Adreena, it was most Helpful"
Synthetic Cultist > Also, Tiberious, my Inability to Move while wearing 80kg of Jewellery, convinces me that Scripture is Righteous, when it is Described that there are 16 Righteous Items.
Tiberious Thessalonia > It is, Lucas. Synthia is not a National.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Ah, well then.
Lucas Raholan > Why would one wear 80kg of Metal cut into pretty shapes
Synthetic Cultist > Because I am a Woman.
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[13:41:54] Ava Starfire > Burn Jita started?
[13:42:48] Arista Shahni > "Yes."
[13:44:09] Ava Starfire > Why?
[13:44:29] Templar Twelve > Only the heathens and the heretics will truly know the burning amber of being purified by the sacred flame.
[13:44:39] Ava Starfire > I think you mean ember.
[13:44:53] Naraish Adarn > /emote connects* Saisa
[13:45:00] Templar Twelve > Quiet terrorist.
[13:45:12] Ava Starfire > Come silence me, worm.
[13:45:35] Bryen Verrisai > I don't think he can reach you all the way up in space.
[13:45:41] Naraish Adarn > did i stumble on amarr-minmatar peace negotiation?
[13:45:51] Ava Starfire > Then he should mind his place.
[13:45:57] Ava Starfire > Because I can damn sure reach him on the ground.
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More from CTCS:
[ 2014.04.27 19:21:50 ] Ritual Sacrifice > I have been compelled to take action against the most heinous insults earlier
[ 2014.04.27 19:22:33 ] Ritual Sacrifice > This behaviour will not stand
[ 2014.04.27 19:23:15 ] Steffanie Saissore > I am almost afraid to ask for details
[ 2014.04.27 19:37:17 ] Ritual Sacrifice > my faith in Graelyn to moderate the channel fairly is second only to my absolute faith in the Crimson Saviour.
[ 2014.04.27 19:53:22 ] Graelyn > /emote connects
[ 2014.04.27 19:53:27 ] Graelyn > What is this shit?
[ 2014.04.27 19:54:00 ] Graelyn > Someone called you an Animal. You're a big girl. Fight back.
[ 2014.04.27 19:54:21 ] Innocent Mind > The devotion of a young woman is wasted.
[ 2014.04.27 19:54:37 ] Graelyn > Get back to me when things are dire and you need saving.
[ 2014.04.27 19:54:49 ] Graelyn > /emote switches back to standby in a huff
[ 2014.04.27 20:57:32 ] Ritual Sacrifice > did Graelyn just call me fat ?
[ 2014.04.27 20:58:04 ] Graelyn > Yes!....No!
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Short, but sweet:
Nauplius > Amarr Victor.
Charles Cambridge Schmidt > Gallente Fierce Competetor, But Close Runner-Up?
Stitcher > Caldari didn't compete, but made a lot of money running the betting.
Charles Cambridge Schmidt > I enjoy this.
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Synthia's Profound Statements Amaze All:
Synthetic Cultist > Congratulation on your 10th Anniversary, Cardinal Graelyn.
Graelyn > Thank you!
Synthetic Cultist > I observed that people were Rude and chose the Occasion to attack Assets belonging to You.
Synthetic Cultist > Such Amateurish Plotting is Beneath a Righteous Person.
Graelyn > It was a group of Holders.
Synthetic Cultist > the Collective Noun is a Conspiracy of Holders.
Graelyn > If it's not, it should be.
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+1 Like
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Synthia Watches Sitcoms:
[ 2014.06.04 18:50:47 ] Synthetic Cultist > I recently Observed a Comedy Holo Series on Gallente entertainment networks.
[ 2014.06.04 18:51:26 ] Synthetic Cultist > It is about a group of Friends who are cyberprosthetics enthusiasts.
[ 2014.06.04 18:52:46 ] Synthetic Cultist > the Episodes are quite Similar. Act I involves the Set-up of a Humorous Situation, Act II is the Development of the Situation, Act III is the Resolution, and frequently contains the Phrase that forms the series Title.
[ 2014.06.04 18:53:47 ] Caroline Grace > Ha...
[ 2014.06.04 18:54:52 ] Synthetic Cultist > the phrase being "That's My Buttock!", which is also the Title, as one of the central Characters has a detachable cyberprosthetic Posterior, for Reasons that are Unclear.
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Nauplius > Wait, who got sick of the so-called nonsense of the Sani Sabik?
Kyllsa Siikanen > Everyone.
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/SxutO.gif)[/spoiler]
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To be fair, Sabik has been done quite well a few times.
And veeeery badly 20 times more.
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CTCS puts the Fun into Fundamentalism.
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Doesn't look like anyone except Synthia has noticed any good rp happening in the summit.
lolsummit.
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[04:57:29] Ayallah > it just takes so much stupid time to train into capitals
[04:58:01] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > That's why I try to be as stupid as much as possible, to really add on to my stupid time.
[04:58:23] Ayallah > you know that is not how it works charles
[04:58:37] Ayallah > I am like, really drunk and I know that.
[04:58:56] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > See, I knew that too, but I'm aggressively idiotic at all times.
[04:59:05] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > It's required. I trained it to the highest degree.
[04:59:23] Ayallah > god you are depressing
[04:59:39] Ayallah > I mean fuck, you are immortal and super wealthy
[05:01:09] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > Apologies, then.
[05:01:20] Ayallah > what have you even done that is stupid?
[05:01:30] Ayallah > I mean your puns are terrible.
[05:01:42] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > Not much. I've made a few mistakes that haunt me, but otherwise, I am decently smart.
[05:01:52] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > My puns are fantastic. You just don't, uh.
[05:01:59] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > ... Don't punderstand.
[05:02:09] Laurentis Thiesant > No.
[05:02:11] Laurentis Thiesant > Don't do that.
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I don't even remember that.
God, how drunk do I even get.
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I fear you may have a problem.
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oops post
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oops post
omg Aya what was it tell me
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I said 'only if I am sober'
Then, after a second's thought I realized it didn't contribute to the thread at all and I don't want to talk about it.
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Valerie Valate > you see, the Imperial faiths, of which there are more than one, and the Sani Sabik, are two faces of the same coin.
Valerie Valate > which makes the EoM, and people like Nauplius, the edge.
Puns.
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[14:58:37] Valerie Valate > Graelyn goes on trial tomorrow. Hurrrr.
[15:00:27] Darina Rea > That's news
[15:00:35] Valerie Valate > Indeed.
[15:02:22] Kyllsa Siikanen > TRial?!?
[15:02:23] Valerie Valate > the list of crimes is very long.
[15:02:24] Kyllsa Siikanen > For what?
[15:02:24] Darina Rea > Any particular reason?
[15:02:48] Valerie Valate > Cardinal Graelyn, is charged with numerous crimes.
[15:04:12] Darina Rea > Apparently?
[15:07:03] Kyllsa Siikanen > ...what crimes? And by who??
[15:07:06] Kyllsa Siikanen > I'm so confused?
[15:07:25] Kyllsa Siikanen > I'm no fan of the man, but I was under the impression he was within the laws of the Empire?
[15:10:35] Valerie Valate > including, but not limited to: heresy, consorting with Evil Space Nuns, ogling innocent Faithful maidens, excessive drinking and many more heinous crimes.
[15:11:01] Kyllsa Siikanen > ...
[15:11:09] Kyllsa Siikanen > Who is bringing these charges against him?
[15:11:22] Valerie Valate > why, I am
[15:11:27] Darina Rea giggles amused
[15:11:56] Valerie Valate > As one of the greatest Sani Sabik capsuleers ever to have existed, I have the authority to do so.
[15:12:00] Kyllsa Siikanen > ....
[15:12:25] Darina Rea > No need to panic Kyllsa.
[15:13:12] Kyllsa Siikanen is speechless
[15:14:38] Darina Rea > I'm not sure the one latter ones will hold. The first one may if you have been talking with him alot?
[15:15:50] Kyllsa Siikanen > I um
[15:15:52] Kyllsa Siikanen > Nope.
[15:16:38] Valerie Valate > well, let's see what the accused has to say, shall we ?
[15:17:07] Kyllsa Siikanen > This is so strange...
[15:17:15] Darina Rea > That'll be such a long wait!
[15:17:19] Valerie Valate holds up a cuddly plush Graelyn doll, and presses it's stomach. "dark times" says the doll.
[15:17:26] Valerie Valate > YES, DARK TIMES!
[15:17:33] Valerie Valate > Dark times for the heretics.
[15:18:01] Kyllsa Siikanen > ...
[15:18:06] Kyllsa Siikanen > I dont even
[15:18:23] Valerie Valate > If Odelya d'Hanguest can stage a trial of a corpse, I can stage a trial of a plush doll.
[15:18:36] Kyllsa Siikanen just blinks, speechless
[15:20:16] Darina Rea > You can't find him guilty! Else you'll have to do the whole silly thing of incinerating your dolly.
[15:21:16] Valerie Valate > pfft
[15:21:20] Valerie Valate > that's where you're wrong !
[15:21:36] Valerie Valate > because Sani Sabik is a religion of peace and compassion, there will be no such sentence !
[15:21:41] Valerie Valate > SO THERE!
[15:22:07] Chinwe Rhei > Good day pilots
[15:22:07] Kyllsa Siikanen looks at her tea, and walks off to dump it in the basin
[15:22:53] Darina Rea applauds > Hear hear. More love, compassion and kisses are needed.
[15:23:10] Darina Rea smiles to Chinwe > Welcome beautifull.
[15:23:30] Chinwe Rhei > Thank you
[15:23:46] Chinwe Rhei > So who's that on trial today ?
[15:24:20] Darina Rea > Valerie's dolly.
[15:25:22] Chinwe Rhei > Can't it just plead the inanimate object defense.
[15:25:48] Valerie Valate > nope
[15:26:00] Darina Rea > It pleaded 'Dark times'.
[15:26:06] Valerie Valate > precedent was set in the trial of that cybernetic arm that strangled it's owner.
[15:27:41] Kyllsa Siikanen holds up the Kyllsa Siikanen toy, made by Aracturus. It jingles like wind chimes.
[15:28:07] Kyllsa Siikanen pulls the string, and it speaks >Foolishness.
[15:32:41] Valerie Valate > Quite.
[15:33:28] Kyllsa Siikanen > The Graelyn doll is cuter.
[15:33:53] Valerie Valate > Did you know, in the Kador realms, it is an occasional custom for noble ladies, to have a wine glass commissioned, in the shape of one (or more) of their boobs ?
[15:35:21] Kyllsa Siikanen > I am done. I am so done.
[15:36:19] Darina Rea nods > It's not nice to make things up Valerie.
[15:39:07] Valerie Valate > oh it's true.
[15:39:34] Darina Rea > I don't believe you on that.
[15:39:44] Valerie Valate > see, what happens is, the lady kneels on all fours of course, and the artist takes a mould, and then makes a glass in that shape.
[15:40:08] Valerie Valate > and then people are AMAZED at the next formal event hosted by that lady.
[15:41:58] Kyllsa Siikanen > ...
[15:41:59] Darina Rea gives Valerie a dissapointed look > Adding more details to it doesn't suddenly make it more believeble.
[15:42:14] Kyllsa Siikanen > Ladies do not kneel on all fours, save with special individuals in private
[15:44:43] Chinwe Rhei > I don't know, i can believe Kador holder ladies might be a bit strange in the head.
[15:44:50] Chinwe Rhei > I've heard worse rumors.
[15:46:02] Valerie Valate > I heard that some clans in the Republic go about with no clothes on at all, instead, growing their body hair to protect themselves against extremes of cold and heat.
[15:47:36] Darina Rea blinks > I... eww...
[15:47:48] Chinwe Rhei > That sounds .. practical but i'm afraid i've never heard of any republic tribe hairy enough to pull it off.
[15:48:06] Kyllsa Siikanen > ....
[15:48:15] Kyllsa Siikanen > We're not a hairy people...
[15:48:51] Valerie Valate > that's why the first Sebiestor invention was the razor. Shazam! naked Sebiestor with go-faster skin, everywhere.
[15:48:59] Chinwe Rhei > We can manage without hats, but that's about it.
[15:49:15] Valerie Valate > less air resistance, move like the desert wind, whooooooosh!
[15:49:34] Kyllsa Siikanen sighs
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[ 2014.12.30 03:12:33 ] Katrina Oniseki > He's too soft and gentle.
[ 2014.12.30 03:12:39 ] Katrina Oniseki > ... like Pieter, come to think of it.
[ 2014.12.30 03:13:06 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I'm not soft, Katrina.
[ 2014.12.30 03:13:15 ] Katrina Oniseki > Don't be lewd, Pieter.
[ 2014.12.30 03:13:27 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I... uh...
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[ 2015.01.04 04:29:08 ] Ayallah > Hello
[ 2015.01.04 04:29:14 ] Literia > Hey Aya.
[ 2015.01.04 04:30:26 ] Trii Seo > Yo.
[ 2015.01.04 04:33:40 ] Ayallah > Talocan Solid Atomizer Does anyone know what this does?
[ 2015.01.04 04:33:55 ] Literia > No clue here.
[ 2015.01.04 04:34:01 ] Pieter Tuulinen > I would avoid putting anything you love that is solid near it?
[ 2015.01.04 04:34:15 ] Trii Seo > Probably a component for one of those oddbal modules.
[ 2015.01.04 04:34:21 ] Ayallah > It is inert
[ 2015.01.04 04:34:51 ] Gwen Ikiryo > Oh, er, I know what those are for? I think.
[ 2015.01.04 04:35:15 ] Tarqeus Prime > You think or know?
[ 2015.01.04 04:35:29 ] Che Biko > I, uhm...might have an idea.
[ 2015.01.04 04:35:47 ] Gwen Ikiryo > Think. Second hand. I think they're used in the manufacturing of cloaking devices.
[ 2015.01.04 04:35:56 ] Literia hums
[ 2015.01.04 04:36:30 ] Che Biko > Try putting some Haroulle Dryweed in that thing, see what happens.
[ 2015.01.04 04:36:41 ] Ayallah blinks
[ 2015.01.04 04:36:47 ] Gwen Ikiryo > I would suggest not fiddling with it. Talocan technology is fantastically dangerous.
[ 2015.01.04 04:36:50 ] Ayallah > That is exactly what my chief engineer said.
[ 2015.01.04 04:37:08 ] Ayallah > And no, I have it safely in one of the secure holds.
[ 2015.01.04 04:37:24 ] Ayallah > But I am curious about it. I wonder where it came from and what it is for.
[ 2015.01.04 04:37:41 ] Ayallah > There is aparently a market demand for them so perhaps Gwen is right.
[ 2015.01.04 04:37:58 ] Trii Seo > A-ha! Smokescreen-types. I knew I heard about it at least once.
[ 2015.01.04 04:38:40 ] Ayallah > 'Smokescreen' Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
[ 2015.01.04 04:38:52 ] Trii Seo > Yup, quite nifty little thing.
[ 2015.01.04 04:39:35 ] Trii Seo > Kills a bit of dtl and is far more cpu-efficient.
[ 2015.01.04 04:39:40 ] Gwen Ikiryo > I think they're also used for shields of some sort. I'm no expert, though.
[ 2015.01.04 04:39:59 ] Trii Seo > processing power conservation used to be a big thing in cloaking devices.
[ 2015.01.04 04:42:12 ] Trii Seo > Moreso than shaving a second off your delay.
[ 2015.01.04 04:42:42 ] Che Biko > I'd like to uhm...test my theory, Ayallah.
[ 2015.01.04 04:43:45 ] Ayallah > Hm?
[ 2015.01.04 04:44:11 ] Che Biko > About the dryweed.
[ 2015.01.04 04:49:07 ] Ayallah chuckles > Oh.
[ 2015.01.04 04:55:17 ] Che Biko > So...let me know if you're gonna sell that thing.
[ 2015.01.04 04:55:32 ] Ayallah > Oh, uh.. sure.
[ 2015.01.04 04:55:37 ] Ayallah > You can have it.
[ 2015.01.04 04:56:16 ] Che Biko > :)
[..]
[ 2015.01.04 05:05:03 ] Che Biko > And thanks for the...thing, Ayallah.
[ 2015.01.04 05:06:57 ] Literia giggles
[ 2015.01.04 05:07:37 ] Trii Seo > Are you planning on turning it into a bong?
[ 2015.01.04 05:07:54 ] Che Biko > I'm hoping I won't have to.
[ 2015.01.04 05:08:09 ] Che Biko > :D
[ 2015.01.04 05:08:19 ] Trii Seo > Wait, do you think it is an ancient bong?
[ 2015.01.04 05:08:27 ] Che Biko > Yes.
[ 2015.01.04 05:08:35 ] Ayallah > It is quite large
[ 2015.01.04 05:08:41 ] Literia > Much better mood.
[ 2015.01.04 05:08:49 ] Che Biko > Well, not a bong, exactly.
[ 2015.01.04 05:08:53 ] Trii Seo > Well, now we know why they call those cloaks "smokescreen"
[ 2015.01.04 05:09:05 ] Ayallah chuckles
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[18:04:07] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > Very well. Onseki, in the interests of reducing external feelings of awkward in passive audiences, have you had a look at the latest Hyasyoda spreadsheet software? I hear it is most superb.
[18:05:42] Katrina Oniseki > I have, actually. I recently upgraded. The tactile control interface is a real leap forwards. Makes handling the hypersheets a lot easier in virtual mode.
[18:06:19] Katrina Oniseki > I use the word 'tactile' loosely, as they still have some work to do on not making it feel like you're grabbing onto a spider's web.
[18:07:02] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > Hmm. Indeed. One must always ensure a firm grip on the numbers before pulling them down into the black, so to speak.
[18:07:21] Katrina Oniseki * snorts out a short laugh.
[18:08:19] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > But I am glad Hyasyoda is looking at a harder tactile response. Nothing worse than having slippery digits you know?
[18:09:35] Katrina Oniseki > Quite. Did you see they reworked number flow as well? Feels a lot smoother. It just slips through you so much easier now. Makes work feel like sex.
[18:10:09] Katrina Oniseki > Accounting has become downright pleasureable, and it's about time too. I was getting tired of expense locks in the middle of a count.
[18:11:32] Katrina Oniseki > I recently had my secretary take a good firm feel for it. She was quite excited. Maybe a bit too excited, but I will just assume she was merely eager to get down to business.
[18:11:38] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > That's why you always ensure you use both hands when working a count in case the other one gets tired, dear.
[18:12:35] Katrina Oniseki > Yes yes, but my left hand always feels so awkward when I'm working through it. I never really know what to do with it. I've tried the stroke method, but my digits always end up backwards in the flow.
[18:13:26] Katrina Oniseki > I'm much more talented with my right. I can take a six page finance report and break it down into composite expenses in less than a minute.
[18:15:18] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > Practise makes perfect dear, and one should always seek to train in order to ensure maximum endurance working through the sheets so client satisfaction for the end user is assured.
[18:16:04] Katrina Oniseki > I'm selfish. I don't worry much about client satisfaction most of the time. Maybe it's they're a particularly engaging and inspiring client, sure, but I focus more on my own needs and the needs of the Directive.
[18:16:19] Katrina Oniseki > After all, if you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong!
[18:18:49] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > My dear it's always about client satisfaction and the words of praise when you're done.
[18:19:12] Elmund Egivand > text > That reminds me. I hardly ever see a non-Caldari spreadsheet software.
[18:19:31] Katrina Oniseki > You must be positively lovely to work with, Veikitamo. Really, we ought to meet sometime and go over some comparative public finance together.
[18:19:49] Katrina Oniseki > I'd love to see your parsing method.
[18:20:01] Elmund Egivand > text > This is all about spreadsheets and accounting.
[18:20:28] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > It's lengthy and would take hours, Oniseki, but at least it's always thorough even if it is a little bit rough.
[18:21:08] Katrina Oniseki > I'm sure even if I arrive home with my hair a mess and thoroughly exhausted, you won't leave my curiosity unsatisfied.
[18:21:19] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > Man, this is awful.
[18:22:00] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > You know how late nights at an office must be.
[18:22:27] Katrina Oniseki > Ugh, yes! Besides, it's been ages since I've seen a professional spread! So many first-timers and inexperienced ameteurs.
[18:24:15] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > What can I say, it takes practised hands and experience to ensure a quality end user experience of the final product.
[18:25:30] Katrina Oniseki > I suppose you're right. Maybe I should focus more on what my client wants, rather than what I want.
[18:25:35] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > You ladies are strange. I usually just handle my own. Who needs help?
[18:26:09] Katrina Oniseki > Well, at least you can't let yourself down, Charlie.
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Followed up in OOC:
[18:36:07] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > "It was dark. The lonely sky cried, her tears rolling down my office windows. Business had been slow, but then she walked in. Legs up to here, clipboard in her hands. Trouble. Her lipstick-coated lips parted, slowly. 'I want to start a business.'"
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Followed up in OOC:
[18:36:07] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > "It was dark. The lonely sky cried, her tears rolling down my office windows. Business had been slow, but then she walked in. Legs up to here, clipboard in her hands. Trouble. Her lipstick-coated lips parted, slowly. 'I want to start a business.'"
excerpt from a popular Caldari XXX literature, 'How to start a business, late night edition'
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I love this shit...
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Excerpt, Hyasyoda News, Daily Edition
Hyasyoda Software Division Vice-President was baffled today at a remarkable 467% increase in average daily volume sales of its range of scientific spreadsheet programs that occurred with an unprecedent 1678% comparative spike at approximately 1830 hours. When asked about the incident the Vice-President remarked, "It's really quite strange, according to the EULA demographics for the period a lot of people you would not expect requiring a scientific spreadsheet program like ours suddenly started purchasing them across the cluster."
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Followed up in OOC:
[18:36:07] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > "It was dark. The lonely sky cried, her tears rolling down my office windows. Business had been slow, but then she walked in. Legs up to here, clipboard in her hands. Trouble. Her lipstick-coated lips parted, slowly. 'I want to start a business.'"
Typical opening paragraph of Finance Noir novels, which are wildly popular in the State for some reason.
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[..Awesomeness..]
Followed up in OOC:
[18:36:07] Charles Cambridge Schmidt > "It was dark. The lonely sky cried, her tears rolling down my office windows. Business had been slow, but then she walked in. Legs up to here, clipboard in her hands. Trouble. Her lipstick-coated lips parted, slowly. 'I want to start a business.'"
As someone starting a business: can confirm lots of spreadsheet manipulation and crying are in fact involved.
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Excerpt, Hyasyoda News, Daily Edition
Hyasyoda Software Division Vice-President was baffled today at a remarkable 467% increase in average daily volume sales of its range of scientific spreadsheet programs that occurred with an unprecedent 1678% comparative spike at approximately 1830 hours. When asked about the incident the Vice-President remarked, "It's really quite strange, according to the EULA demographics for the period a lot of people you would not expect requiring a scientific spreadsheet program like ours suddenly started purchasing them across the cluster."
I'm just going stroke my own ego and assume this is a reference to the conference. ::)
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It's in reference to the bit from Kat above. :p
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Excerpt, Hyasyoda News, Daily Edition
Hyasyoda Software Division Vice-President was baffled today at a remarkable 467% increase in average daily volume sales of its range of scientific spreadsheet programs that occurred with an unprecedent 1678% comparative spike at approximately 1830 hours. When asked about the incident the Vice-President remarked, "It's really quite strange, according to the EULA demographics for the period a lot of people you would not expect requiring a scientific spreadsheet program like ours suddenly started purchasing them across the cluster."
I'm just going stroke my own ego and assume this is a reference to the conference. ::)
That too!
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http://backstage.eve-inspiracy.com/index.php?topic=856.0
this thing, I wrote a while back, seems somewhat relevant D:
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This thing I'm about to share is a tale of brotherly love, completely unintended connections and general f**kawesome. Before I share the logs a little backstory to make it all logical
When I started to get in to RP in Eve properly a few months back, Utari had a fling with a certain Zsaryna Adrelana. Fast forward to recent times and Thal became Utari's closest friend during his 'detox' and re-embracing his faith. After a small conversation with Thiago, Utari's Grandfather, about seeing Thal's collection of weapons, this compeltely unintended awesome bit of RP happened.....
[ 2015.03.29 16:51:49 ] Thal Vadam > On the world of Mishi III, stands a small manor belonging to Thal Vadam. It sits atop a hill, overlooking a large compound in the distance. There is an empty landing pad guarded by two men in black ar
[ 2015.03.29 16:51:52 ] Thal Vadam > armor
[ 2015.03.29 16:54:36 ] Utari Onzo > A small shuttle lands on the pad, the crest of House Gallius visible on both sides ((http://puu.sh/gUdVT/56d448fe3c.jpg)) Upon landing, the ramp descends and Thiago and Utari both walk down. Utari is dressed in a simple blue Caldari style suit and...
[ 2015.03.29 16:55:15 ] Utari Onzo > Thiago in a Bronze and gold etched outfit with the House crest etched on the chest.
[ 2015.03.29 16:57:17 ] Thal Vadam > /emote steps out of the manor dressed in brown robes. He is flanked by a Khanid man and two more black armored men. He approaches the two and smiles "Greetings gentleman"
[ 2015.03.29 16:58:37 ] Utari Onzo > /emote smiles and bows to Thal. "Hello Thal, a pleasure to attend your residence."
[ 2015.03.29 16:59:08 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote also gives a polite bow.
[ 2015.03.29 16:59:51 ] Thal Vadam > /emote bows and gestures to the Khanid "This is Arcturas. My attendant"
[ 2015.03.29 17:00:45 ] Thal Vadam > Arcturas bows "Greetings"
[ 2015.03.29 17:01:51 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote bows with Utari and smiles. "Greetings Arcturas."
[ 2015.03.29 17:02:35 ] Thal Vadam > /emote gestures to the door "Shall we?"
[ 2015.03.29 17:03:07 ] Utari Onzo > /emote nods. "Of course, please."
[ 2015.03.29 17:04:59 ] Thal Vadam > /emote leads his guests into the main room. One wall is a massive window, looking over the compound in the distance. There is a single chair and side table by the window. Another wall is a massive
[ 2015.03.29 17:06:38 ] Thal Vadam > bookshelf. containing many hundreds of books. There is a fireplace in this wall. Above the fireplace is a large painting of Thal in armor, minus his helmet. He
[ 2015.03.29 17:08:40 ] Thal Vadam > stands next to a young woman with long auburn hair. She is dressed in a navy uniform. Their arms are linked and are smiling. There are various couches and chairs around the room.
[ 2015.03.29 17:09:11 ] Thal Vadam > "Would either of you like something to drink?" Asks Thal
[ 2015.03.29 17:10:22 ] Utari Onzo > /emote looks up at the painting and smiles before turning back to Thal. "Ni-Kunni tea if you have it please, otherwise anything non-alcoholic."
[ 2015.03.29 17:11:12 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote lets his own eyes roam across the room for a moment "I shall indulge in whatever you see fit Sir Vadam. Please surprise me."
[ 2015.03.29 17:13:00 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods to Arcturas "A Ni-Kunni tea, and two Holder Greys." Arcturas nods and walks off "Make yourselves at home my friends"
[ 2015.03.29 17:14:29 ] Utari Onzo > /emote gestures to the painting. "Thank you Thal.. I assume the young lady with you in this painting is your fiance. When was this piece commisioned?"
[ 2015.03.29 17:15:09 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote quietly wanders around the room, letting Utari and Thal talk for a moment as he browses the bookshelf.
[ 2015.03.29 17:17:02 ] Thal Vadam > /emote looks up at the artwork "About three months ago. A generous Ni-Kunni from a nearby town made it for a rather modest sum"
[ 2015.03.29 17:18:51 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote chimes in as he overhears "Perhaps we could twist your arm into getting their details. A family painting with Utari and Miguel would be wonderful now they're both grown men."
[ 2015.03.29 17:19:02 ] Utari Onzo > /emote chuckles softly.
[ 2015.03.29 17:20:59 ] Thal Vadam > /emote smiles "By all means. I shall forward his information to you"
[ 2015.03.29 17:21:39 ] Utari Onzo > "Thank you... Have you heard any more from her? I understand last we spoke she was in Nullsec?"
[ 2015.03.29 17:21:50 ] Utari Onzo > "Your fiance that is.."
[ 2015.03.29 17:23:00 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "She still is. I have written her, but I don't expect a response. Her being a combat pilot takes much of her time"
[ 2015.03.29 17:23:44 ] Utari Onzo > Understandable... Do you know where she is serving currently?
[ 2015.03.29 17:25:01 ] Thal Vadam > "OT-MIZ I believe"
[ 2015.03.29 17:26:29 ] Utari Onzo > /emote nods. "If it helps I'll make some calls to some friends of mine in the Null power blocs."
[ 2015.03.29 17:26:42 ] Thal Vadam > "OT-AMZ I mean"
[ 2015.03.29 17:27:25 ] Utari Onzo > Hmm... Syndicate... I know some people staged there with the CFC...
[ 2015.03.29 17:27:49 ] Thal Vadam > "Yes, please. I know she's ok...but you understand my worry"
[ 2015.03.29 17:29:27 ] Utari Onzo > /emote nods understandingly. "I'll keep you informed if my contacts find anything out. Perhaps if we get the right connection and you get good word out from her, I might be able to arrange you visiting her. Wormholes are great shortcuts you know.."
[ 2015.03.29 17:30:08 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote grimmaces as he returns to Thal and Utari. "Not for me, travelling through those things..."
[ 2015.03.29 17:30:24 ] Thal Vadam > /emote smiles "Thank you Utari" Arcturas returns and offers everyone their drinks
[ 2015.03.29 17:31:00 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote takes his Holder grey and sips. "Ah thank you Vadam.."
[ 2015.03.29 17:31:48 ] Thal Vadam > /emote takes his tea "She is an incredible woman...My Zsaryna"
[ 2015.03.29 17:31:49 ] Utari Onzo > /emote smiles and picks up his own drink. "You've done much for me Thal, I hope to do the same for you."
[ 2015.03.29 17:32:19 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods at Utari and sits in an armchair
[ 2015.03.29 17:34:03 ] Utari Onzo > /emote pauses himself at the name briefly, before sitting beside him. "I know that name... How long have you been engaged with her?"
[ 2015.03.29 17:34:38 ] Thal Vadam > /emote sips his tea "3 months"
[ 2015.03.29 17:36:43 ] Utari Onzo > /emote takes a sip himself. "She's an old aquaintence of mine. I've been keeping an eye out for her myself, I haven't heard from her in some time. I'm glad she is engaged to you, friend."
[ 2015.03.29 17:37:51 ] Thal Vadam > "Oh...i see. Were you you two...involved?"
[ 2015.03.29 17:38:13 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote sits on a nearby couch as he drinks.
[ 2015.03.29 17:39:19 ] Utari Onzo > /emote sighs. "We were. I haven't seen her since....."
[ 2015.03.29 17:39:43 ] Utari Onzo > /emote pauses. "About when you said you got engaged actually.."
[ 2015.03.29 17:39:58 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote raises his eyebrows slightly.
[ 2015.03.29 17:41:15 ] Thal Vadam > /emote sips "It doesn't anger me. I was always ok with her multiple partners...until we were engaged. And that's only because of what she said"
[ 2015.03.29 17:41:39 ] Utari Onzo > /emote "I'm sorry Thal, I didn't know... She never told me of any others."
[ 2015.03.29 17:43:46 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods slowly "Do not worry Utari. I love Zsaryna more then anything. All I desire is her happiness." He smiles slightly "I remember asking her...the question"
[ 2015.03.29 17:44:16 ] Utari Onzo > /emote smiles. "Please, tell me how that went. I'm glad she found her man."
[ 2015.03.29 17:46:36 ] Thal Vadam > "Well...I had just been promoted to Classiarii. On my way home, i bought her 3 things. A glass rose, a ring, and two interbus tickets to the EVE Gate"
[ 2015.03.29 17:47:36 ] Thiago Gallius > Interesting choice, Sir Vadam... Why the Eve Gate?
[ 2015.03.29 17:49:30 ] Thal Vadam > "I gave her the tickets and told her we were celebrating my promotion. She used a clone, that resembled her before all her cybernetics. As we stood, watching the EVE Gate, i reached into my pocket, "
[ 2015.03.29 17:49:50 ] Thal Vadam > "because of a recommendation"
[ 2015.03.29 17:50:01 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote nods and lets Thal continue
[ 2015.03.29 17:50:20 ] Thal Vadam > "I reached into my pocket, and gave her the rose and ring"
[ 2015.03.29 17:50:54 ] Utari Onzo > And she said yes at that point?
[ 2015.03.29 17:51:06 ] Thal Vadam > /emote chuckles "Then...she reached into her dress, and pulled out an envelop"
[ 2015.03.29 17:51:50 ] Thal Vadam > "Inside...was a letter from her family, and a ring. She was going to ask me"
[ 2015.03.29 17:53:04 ] Utari Onzo > /emote nods and sips at his tea. "I'm happy for you Thal. I will redouble my efforts to ensure her safe return to you my friend."
[ 2015.03.29 17:53:45 ] Thal Vadam > "Thank you Utari...I hope you don't mind her...love for me"
[ 2015.03.29 17:54:43 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote chimes in. "It seems the young lady made her choice. And as fine a wife as she will make for you, I intend for Utari to marry an Amarrian once his citizenship is complete. He cannot marry for love."
[ 2015.03.29 17:55:45 ] Utari Onzo > /emote winces slightly at his Grandfather's words. "No Thal. I've courted other ladies since then, while I liked her very much we never got too serious. I do hope to remain a friend to her and yourself.."
[ 2015.03.29 17:56:24 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods slowly
[ 2015.03.29 17:57:34 ] Thal Vadam > "She always called me her knight." A chuckle. "Now, who wants to see the vault?"
[ 2015.03.29 17:58:11 ] Utari Onzo > /emote smiles and nods. "Please, let's do. Grandfather told me you have quite a collection."
[ 2015.03.29 17:59:02 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote nods and stands up as excitedly as a Noble would be allowed. "I have been very interested to see it indeed."
[ 2015.03.29 18:00:51 ] Thal Vadam > /emote smiles and stands. He leads them down a stairway to a large door. Thal scans his hand and eyes, and the door opens. Inside is a large room, containing weapons, armor, and other items. there
[ 2015.03.29 18:02:06 ] Thal Vadam > appear to be three rows. "The three sections include general weapons, Templars, and House Vadam"
[ 2015.03.29 18:03:52 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote steps in and nods slowly. "An impressive collection. Everything in its place."
[ 2015.03.29 18:05:05 ] Thal Vadam > /emote gestures "By all means. explore. I'll answer any questions you have"
[ 2015.03.29 18:05:36 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote scuttles off, heading towards the suits. "You must tell me more about these. I have always wondered about the Tempalr armor.."
[ 2015.03.29 18:05:51 ] Utari Onzo > /emote chuckles and follows after his Grandfather
[ 2015.03.29 18:08:34 ] Thal Vadam > /emote steps up to the armor. it is 9 feet tall. "A Commando class armor. it opens from the front and forms around the occupant. It connects to the spine. allowing full control."
[ 2015.03.29 18:09:17 ] Utari Onzo > "Much like the Pod connects to us, Grandfather.."
[ 2015.03.29 18:09:45 ] Thiago Gallius > "I see... Does it feel like a second skin Vadam?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:10:24 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "It does"
[ 2015.03.29 18:11:26 ] Thiago Gallius > "Oh, it's incredible being connected. You can feel the solar wind flowing across yourself as you fly.."
[ 2015.03.29 18:11:55 ] Thal Vadam > /emote smiles "So i have heard."
[ 2015.03.29 18:12:01 ] Utari Onzo > /emote turns to Vadam. "I understand Templars are pod capable to pilot their warbarges, no?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:12:48 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "Yes we are. We have the ability to inhabit Capsuleer clones"
[ 2015.03.29 18:13:23 ] Utari Onzo > /emote smiles. "Perhaps you could join myself some day flying through Annoikis."
[ 2015.03.29 18:13:39 ] Thal Vadam > /emote chuckles "perhaps"
[ 2015.03.29 18:13:54 ] Thiago Gallius > "Or more likely you could learn to don a suit and learn the art of martial combat Utari.."
[ 2015.03.29 18:14:31 ] Thal Vadam > "actually, it is much harder for a Capsuleer to inhabit a Templar clone"
[ 2015.03.29 18:15:11 ] Thiago Gallius > "I see... Well, never mind. Ah, what is this rifle here?" scuttles some more towards the weapons
[ 2015.03.29 18:16:28 ] Thal Vadam > /emote walks over "A Templar grade Pulse rifle...affectionally called "Scramblers" by my fellow Templars"
[ 2015.03.29 18:16:50 ] Thiago Gallius > "Mmm, most likely from the damage they cause to your foes, I assume?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:18:02 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "Non immortals...pop...when they are hit by it"
[ 2015.03.29 18:18:37 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote chuckles softly. "I see, I see... What is your most preffered weapon?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:19:44 ] Thal Vadam > /emote gestures to the end of the row. A Sword is placed in a case "Nova blades"
[ 2015.03.29 18:21:02 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote approaches, leaning slightly to look better. "Ah, yes. A bladesman I see. More noble it must be to cut one's enemy then to simply swat them from afar.. But both methods have their uses."
[ 2015.03.29 18:21:51 ] Thal Vadam > /emote walks over "Indeed. This blade, I used during the assault on Huola"
[ 2015.03.29 18:22:39 ] Thiago Gallius > "Ah that was when the Militia made their large push against the Republic no?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:23:20 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "The very same"
[ 2015.03.29 18:24:29 ] Thiago Gallius > "A great success it was.. A shame by CONCORD's emergeancy rules we could not push further.."
[ 2015.03.29 18:24:50 ] Utari Onzo > The Empire is bound by the same treaty as all the others, Grandfather...
[ 2015.03.29 18:24:56 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "Indeed, a great shame"
[ 2015.03.29 18:26:20 ] Thal Vadam > /emote approaches a banner on the wall. It depicts the sigil of what seems to be a raven
[ 2015.03.29 18:27:58 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote looks up to banner with Utari. "Is that the sigil of House Vadam?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:30:39 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "That it is"
[ 2015.03.29 18:31:07 ] Thiago Gallius > "I thought I recongised it... An Old family... Former Holders no?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:32:14 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "Indeed. One of the most celebrated houses in Amarr. dating back to Athra's unification"
[ 2015.03.29 18:33:47 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote nods. "A shame what happened... Still, you have done your ancestors great pride with your service to the Classiarii."
[ 2015.03.29 18:34:22 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "Indeed. Thal would be proud"
[ 2015.03.29 18:35:20 ] Utari Onzo > "Perhaps the Vadam name will rise again? If God Wills it.."
[ 2015.03.29 18:36:38 ] Thal Vadam > "That's my goal. We may never have the level of power we once did, but alone i gain back our respect"
[ 2015.03.29 18:38:06 ] Thiago Gallius > "Indeed, but it may take some generations to soften the blow of your more recent ancestor's actions... Not unlike the Gallius.." He turns to Utari and gives a knowing nod of his head.
[ 2015.03.29 18:38:52 ] Utari Onzo > "Hard paths do we walk Thal..."
[ 2015.03.29 18:39:01 ] Thal Vadam > "as luck would have it, i will live to see the day"
[ 2015.03.29 18:39:27 ] Utari Onzo > /emote Utari and Thiago both chuckle with shared knowledge.
[ 2015.03.29 18:39:41 ] Utari Onzo > "The benefits of the implants. God works in his own mysterious ways.."
[ 2015.03.29 18:39:59 ] Thal Vadam > /emote smiles "Indeed"
[ 2015.03.29 18:40:34 ] Thal Vadam > /emote looks to another small glass case
[ 2015.03.29 18:40:58 ] Thal Vadam > /emote approaches it absent-mindedly
[ 2015.03.29 18:41:19 ] Utari Onzo > /emote follows his eyes and slowly walks behind his friend. "Something wrong Thal?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:42:19 ] Thal Vadam > "Oh...no...nothing is wrong" He opens the case. inside is a glass rose
[ 2015.03.29 18:42:31 ] Utari Onzo > "Is that..?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:42:50 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods slowly
[ 2015.03.29 18:43:14 ] Thal Vadam > /emote picks it up "We put it here for safekeeping"
[ 2015.03.29 18:43:27 ] Utari Onzo > "A wise choice."
[ 2015.03.29 18:44:26 ] Thal Vadam > "I remember...why i made her this"
[ 2015.03.29 18:45:23 ] Utari Onzo > /emote places his hand on Thal's shoulder. "Please continue."
[ 2015.03.29 18:48:06 ] Thal Vadam > "One night...I had a bad dream. All the lives i've taken, all the people i lost. They were all screaming at me in agony. I awoke in a cold sweat and had a panic attack. pacing around breathing"
[ 2015.03.29 18:48:17 ] Thal Vadam > uncontrollably..."
[ 2015.03.29 18:49:06 ] Utari Onzo > /emote nods as he listens quietly.
[ 2015.03.29 18:50:21 ] Thal Vadam > "Zsaryna jumped up and calmed me down...I told her how corrupted i felt my soul was...and then...she asked me a question"
[ 2015.03.29 18:51:52 ] Thal Vadam > /emote quotes "When I look into your eyes...I see your soul. Would you like to know what I see?"
[ 2015.03.29 18:52:31 ] Thal Vadam > /emote sighs and smiles
[ 2015.03.29 18:54:26 ] Utari Onzo > /emote smiles softly. "It sounds like she's really fallen for you, friend."
[ 2015.03.29 18:54:46 ] Thal Vadam > /emote looks at the flower and continues "I see you, and I see me. and a glass rose. infinitely beautiful and delicate, and ready to cut anything that dare pluck it"
[ 2015.03.29 18:57:37 ] Thiago Gallius > "Very poetic... Something the Ni-Kunni are known for.."
[ 2015.03.29 18:58:48 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods slowly "A fellow Classiarii offered to forge a glass rose for us, and here it is"
[ 2015.03.29 19:00:40 ] Utari Onzo > /emote lets his hand drop from Thal's shoulder and extends it to him. "Thal, you are a good man and deserving of a loving wife. I wish to pledge an oath to you."
[ 2015.03.29 19:01:13 ] Thal Vadam > /emote looks at the sword on his belt "I never got to show her this, but I forged it for our family"
[ 2015.03.29 19:01:32 ] Thal Vadam > /emote turns to Utari "Oh?"
[ 2015.03.29 19:01:55 ] Utari Onzo > "Take my hand Thal."
[ 2015.03.29 19:02:13 ] Thal Vadam > /emote takes the hand offered
[ 2015.03.29 19:04:10 ] Utari Onzo > /emote grips it firmly. "I pledge an oath to be your loyal brother, Thal Vadam, and by the honor of both the Gallius and the Onzos I will not rest until I bring Zsaryna back to you."
[ 2015.03.29 19:04:56 ] Utari Onzo > Even if I must suffer the guns of a hundred ships, or scan a thousand connections, I will hold my oath to you.
[ 2015.03.29 19:05:05 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods slowly "Thank you Utari, I am honored"
[ 2015.03.29 19:05:44 ] Utari Onzo > "The honour is mine Thal."
[ 2015.03.29 19:06:31 ] Thal Vadam > /emote unclips the sword. "If you find her, show her this"
[ 2015.03.29 19:07:09 ] Utari Onzo > /emote looks to the sword as he lets Thal's hand go. "I will, my friend."
[ 2015.03.29 19:08:46 ] Thal Vadam > /emote hands him the weapon. it is beautiful in its ornate design. along the blade is etched "Vadam" in Ni-Kunni, and on the other side is etched "Adrelana" in Amarr
[ 2015.03.29 19:10:02 ] Utari Onzo > /emote takes the sword, gripping it carefully as he inspects it. "This sword wil be your message Thal, and I will be its deliverer. By God's Will and Light."
[ 2015.03.29 19:11:19 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods slowly "Thank you Utari, my brother." He smiles
[ 2015.03.29 19:13:17 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote smiles before he speak. "I will bear witness to this oath, and uphold that my grandson will carry it out."
[ 2015.03.29 19:13:41 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "Thank you Lord Gallus"
[ 2015.03.29 19:14:27 ] Thiago Gallius > "From this moment the Gallius family will consider you and your descendants friends and allies. By His Will and Light."
[ 2015.03.29 19:15:11 ] Thal Vadam > "The same shall be so for the Vadams my Lord"
[ 2015.03.29 19:15:44 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote bows his head for a moment.
[ 2015.03.29 19:16:02 ] Utari Onzo > /emote does likewise.
[ 2015.03.29 19:16:17 ] Thal Vadam > /emote bows his head
[ 2015.03.29 19:17:30 ] Thiago Gallius > "There, now the formalities are out of the way with..."
[ 2015.03.29 19:17:48 ] Thal Vadam > /emote smiles and nods
[ 2015.03.29 19:18:51 ] Utari Onzo > /emote carefully puts the sword away "Thank you for allowing us to visit Thal. It has certainatly been an honour.. Please, as our host, direct us where you will."
[ 2015.03.29 19:20:06 ] Thal Vadam > "If you would like, I could return you to your shuttle. You are always welcome to stay though"
[ 2015.03.29 19:21:21 ] Thiago Gallius > "The day is late, and we have covered much ground. I think it best we retire, Utari has much studying to do..."
[ 2015.03.29 19:22:02 ] Utari Onzo > /emote nods. "The process of becoming a citizen is a long one."
[ 2015.03.29 19:22:18 ] Thal Vadam > /emote nods "Then follow me" He leads them back to their ship
[ 2015.03.29 19:22:36 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote Utari and Thiago walk with him to their waiting shuttle.
[ 2015.03.29 19:23:32 ] Thal Vadam > /emote arrives at the ship and salutes
[ 2015.03.29 19:24:08 ] Utari Onzo > /emote turns around at the landing ramp and gives Thal a deep bow. "Until we meet once more brother."
[ 2015.03.29 19:24:30 ] Thal Vadam > /emote bows "Go with God brother"
[ 2015.03.29 19:24:41 ] Utari Onzo > "And you.."
[ 2015.03.29 19:24:55 ] Thal Vadam > /emote returns inside
[ 2015.03.29 19:25:08 ] Thiago Gallius > /emote Thiago and Utari both then turn to board the shuttle, leaving Vadam's estate.
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Adventures in Jewellery, starring Synthia
[spoiler]Tiberious Thessalonia > Frankly, any capsuleer who gets upset over waiting for a few minutes hasn't quite grasped what they are yet.
Synthetic Cultist appears via holo, wearing a huge array of gold jewellery. "Hello Human People"
Ayallah > Do you mean immortal?
Ayallah > Hello
Synthetic Cultist > How are Things ?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Hello, Synthia.
Tiberious Thessalonia > And yes, immortal.
Ayallah > It is certainly going to be interseting. In a thousand years, who will we be then?
Tiberious Thessalonia > Any form of projection is going to be massively unrealistic along that sort of time frame, for now.
OnetrueThanatos > Better people I would hope.
Synthetic Cultist raises a hand to make a point, but due to the immense amount of jewellery, falls over instead.
Tiberious Thessalonia > Synthia, what are you doing?
OnetrueThanatos > As nice as you look Synthia I think you may of over done it, did you raid a pirate base or something?
Synthetic Cultist says from the floor "Displays of Gold demonstrate Wealth. it was Discussed Earlier in the Week"
OnetrueThanatos > Ahhh status and all that.
Ayallah > Yes. I don't think many of the original capsuleers are left, even after just ten years. And Capsuleer dementia... But there are more capsuleers who are good now then ever before.
Synthetic Cultist reappears, having dispensed with the vast majority of the jewellery. "There are Many capsuleers of long Experience"
Synthetic Cultist > the Cardinal Graelyn is a Notable Example.
[/spoiler]
Found a picture that fairly accurately conveys what Synthia would have looked like:
http://www.barbiecollector.com/files/imagecache/product_detail_main/products/main/X8263_c_13_Main.png
lol.
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Valerie Valate > And the Sefrim shall appear at the End times, with the Electric Guitar of Truth, and there will be a great wailing.
Cakzad Arcashiri > /emote connects to video feed.
Valerie Valate > the Tuba of Faith shall sound, and the Unrighteous shall be amazed.
Cakzad Arcashiri > /emote puts his head in hands.
Valerie Valate > Bwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Valerie Valate > Ooom-pah Oooom-pah
Cakzad Arcashiri > /emote backs away slowly.
Valerie Valate > And the Unrighteous shall cry out "Sefrim, we did not listen! Please, do not blow the Tuba of Faith", and the Sefrim shall say "You had your chance".
Halcyon Ember > Are you predicting the end time again Valerie?
Valerie Valate > Well, a little.
Valerie Valate > Seems people were sick of my cake and/or pastry based metaphors.
Sarro Azizora > I believe so, and it does not sound too terrible. bu dum tss
Valerie Valate > So I thought I'd try some musical ones instead.
Halcyon Ember > I suppose you'll be right eventually
Valerie Valate > the Sefrim shall play the Electric Guitar of Truth, and there shall be a great wailing
Valerie Valate > Perhaps I should wait until Cardinal Graelyn is around.
Valerie Valate > He loves my metaphors.
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[ 2015.04.25 20:19:12 ] Nauplius > The Blood of Brutor given strength to the Chosen; the Blood of the Sebiestor gives intellect to the Chosen; the Blood of the Vherikor gives wisdom to the Chosen.
[ 2015.04.25 20:19:19 ] Nauplius > *gives
[ 2015.04.25 20:19:47 ] Halfrek Foley > What about the Thukker?
[ 2015.04.25 20:19:58 ] Ishta Maleto > Probably a rash.
[ 2015.04.25 20:20:00 ] Ishta Maleto > /emote smirks
[ 2015.04.25 20:20:11 ] Ishta Maleto > or discharge.
[ 2015.04.25 20:21:00 ] Nauplius > I have not received guidance on that the Blood of the Thukker gives to the Chosen.
[ 2015.04.25 20:21:15 ] Ishta Maleto > Oh, so I'm good? No need to bleed me, crazy man.
[ 2015.04.25 20:21:56 ] Nauplius > You are Vherokior. Your blood gives Wisdom to the Chosen.
[ 2015.04.25 20:22:04 ] Ishta Maleto > Read the bio, dumb-fuck.
[ 2015.04.25 20:22:28 ] Ishta Maleto > Also.. wisdom, me? -she laughs softly-
[ 2015.04.25 20:22:44 ] Nauplius > That isn't very nice language to address a Prophet of God with.
[ 2015.04.25 20:23:22 ] Ishta Maleto > I'm not trying to be nice, and it's the wrong God anyway.
[ 2015.04.25 20:23:37 ] Ishta Maleto > There's only one God, and he doesn't look good in red.
[ 2015.04.25 20:23:47 ] Ishta Maleto > He likes gold, and stuff.
[ 2015.04.25 20:23:53 ] Ishta Maleto > Maybe silver, with some blue.
[ 2015.04.25 20:24:00 ] Lyn Farel > So, is that following some sort of roleplaying setting rules ?
[ 2015.04.25 20:24:06 ] Halfrek Foley > I can see why so many capsuleers enjoy to murder when there are people like Nauplius around. Why is he not bannished to the other summit channel?
[ 2015.04.25 20:24:23 ] Nauplius > There's only one God, and his Paradise consists of golden towers splattered with blood.
[ 2015.04.25 20:24:24 ] Lyn Farel > Like, the Krusual give dexterity and the Thukker give perception or something ?
[ 2015.04.25 20:24:49 ] Ishta Maleto > /emote laughs
[ 2015.04.25 20:24:52 ] Nauplius > Lyn Farel, perhaps you are right. I have no revelation on those other tribes.
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That was from The Summit? :s
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Yes.
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Silliness from Maria and Shalinea:
[ 2015.04.19 04:31:43 ] Maria Daphiti > OMG! Hello Shalinea!
[ 2015.04.19 04:32:07 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Maria! Hiya! How are you doin'? I hope pretty good!
[ 2015.04.19 04:32:35 ] Maria Daphiti > *sulkily* fine. But Sir Shutaq assigned me to patrols so I missed the Innocent Ball.
[ 2015.04.19 04:32:39 ] Maria Daphiti > Did you go?
[ 2015.04.19 04:36:13 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > A BALL!!! Oh my goodness!! I... didn't get the memo....
[ 2015.04.19 04:36:32 ] Maria Daphiti > Pooh. Well i am sure a Grand time was had by those who made it.
[ 2015.04.19 04:36:40 ] Maria Daphiti > We should have our own ball.
[ 2015.04.19 04:36:54 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote pouts.
[ 2015.04.19 04:37:34 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Yea! it could be the "Maria and Shali Super Ball"! It would be Awesome with lots of dancing and food and stuff!
[ 2015.04.19 04:37:42 ] Maria Daphiti > And Quafe.
[ 2015.04.19 04:37:51 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > That too!
[ 2015.04.19 04:37:57 ] Maria Daphiti > I'd invite Rhoxy. I haven't seen her in forever,
[ 2015.04.19 04:40:07 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Rhoxy? Did I meet her? Was she the woman that was havin' some problems sleeping .. or getting to sleep. or stayin' awake or somethin' ?
[ 2015.04.19 04:40:30 ] Maria Daphiti > Yeppers!
[ 2015.04.19 04:40:52 ] Maria Daphiti > And Steffanie. I'd invite her too.
[ 2015.04.19 04:41:03 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh! I remembered! *grins* She sure seemed nice! But I think I only met her that one time.
[ 2015.04.19 04:41:14 ] Maria Daphiti > Oh. Well we gotta fix that
[ 2015.04.19 04:41:17 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Ya!! have to invite Steffanie! She is real cool
[ 2015.04.19 04:44:06 ] Maria Daphiti > But we'd need music.
[ 2015.04.19 04:44:14 ] Maria Daphiti > Know anyone cool?
[ 2015.04.19 04:44:52 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > like a DJ? no.. I dunno anybody like that...
[ 2015.04.19 04:45:19 ] Maria Daphiti > Oh. Well we can't do it without music. *she tries to frown*
[ 2015.04.19 04:46:14 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh no! Music is the most important thing! and food too!
[ 2015.04.19 04:46:26 ] Maria Daphiti > Pooh. Any place decent has food.
[ 2015.04.19 04:46:45 ] Maria Daphiti > I love furriers in the blanket personally!
[ 2015.04.19 04:47:44 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh!! Is that a Band?
[ 2015.04.19 04:48:44 ] Maria Daphiti > Nooooooo! a snack!
[ 2015.04.19 04:48:49 ] Maria Daphiti > but umm.. it could make an awesome band name!
[ 2015.04.19 04:49:36 ] Maria Daphiti > Or the Dead Heths
[ 2015.04.19 04:50:35 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh my Goodness! *blushes and tries to hide her face with her hand* I'm so embarrased... of course it's a snack..
[ 2015.04.19 04:51:10 ] Maria Daphiti > it's like a hotdog in a pastry!
[ 2015.04.19 04:51:32 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh Those!! I love them too!
[ 2015.04.19 04:55:02 ] Maria Daphiti > But umm.. band names
[ 2015.04.19 04:55:15 ] Maria Daphiti > maybe if we pick a cool name people will play in it?
[ 2015.04.19 04:56:49 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh! wait.... no, that wouldn't be a good band name... hmmm *scratches the tip of her nose and makes a thinky look*
[ 2015.04.19 04:58:22 ] Maria Daphiti > Hrm..
[ 2015.04.19 04:58:39 ] Maria Daphiti > So no to the Dead Heths, huh?
[ 2015.04.19 04:58:54 ] Maria Daphiti > Insane Goon Posse?
[ 2015.04.19 04:59:25 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Well... I guess that the Dead He..... INSANE GOON POSSE!!! Wow! Good one!
[ 2015.04.19 04:59:37 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote giggles.
[ 2015.04.19 04:59:56 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > /emote covers her mouth with both hands and giggles too
[ 2015.04.19 05:02:11 ] Maria Daphiti > Hrm.. "Panic! at the Cyno"?
[ 2015.04.19 05:04:43 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > That could be good too!
[ 2015.04.19 05:05:29 ] Maria Daphiti > Any ideas? I dunno
[ 2015.04.19 05:06:07 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > I'm gonna make a note on my datapad to come up with some cool band names for our Ball!
[ 2015.04.19 05:06:24 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > I'm gonna really have to think so we get a good one
[ 2015.04.19 05:06:47 ] Maria Daphiti > Awesome!
[ 2015.04.19 05:06:52 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > What do we do after we get a band name? I guess we have to find some people to play in it and make some songs too?
[ 2015.04.19 05:07:17 ] Maria Daphiti > Yeppers! Although, like they could just Jam I guess
[ 2015.04.19 05:07:31 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > That would be Hawt!
[ 2015.04.19 05:10:16 ] Maria Daphiti > Who played at the rock Concert at the ELysion?
[ 2015.04.19 05:10:23 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > soo..... still way out there flying a patrol?
[ 2015.04.19 05:10:37 ] Maria Daphiti > Yeppers. In the middle of nowhere.
[ 2015.04.19 05:10:40 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > oh... I don't think I have ever been to the Elysion
[ 2015.04.19 05:10:54 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > running into anybody else out there?
[ 2015.04.19 05:10:57 ] Maria Daphiti > Why U'K keeps bothering us and trying to take it, I have no clue.
[ 2015.04.19 05:11:16 ] Maria Daphiti > Kill: Alerik II (Thrasher) and this guy Kill: Polska Kielbasa (Republic Fleet Firetail)
[ 2015.04.19 05:11:41 ] Maria Daphiti > there's even no stations here!
[ 2015.04.19 05:12:08 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote ponders mor enames. "Apoc and 'Baddon?"
[ 2015.04.19 05:12:16 ] Maria Daphiti > "AWOXers?"
[ 2015.04.19 05:12:32 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Haha!
[ 2015.04.19 05:12:35 ] Maria Daphiti > "Imperial Circus of Glorious Redemption?" Naaaahhh.. too long.
[ 2015.04.19 05:13:18 ] Maria Daphiti > Ooooh! "Thal and the Thalminators"?
[ 2015.04.19 05:15:06 ] Maria Daphiti > "Gud Fights, Food Fights?"
[ 2015.04.19 05:16:01 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote peers at Shalinea and giggles.
[ 2015.04.19 05:16:44 ] Maria Daphiti > OMG! I got one... "Oops, I Whelped it Again?"
[ 2015.04.19 05:16:52 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > /emote pokes at her datapad, entering the name suggestions, stops for a moment to lift her head and peer back at Maria
[ 2015.04.19 05:16:58 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > /emote starts giggling too
[ 2015.04.19 05:22:17 ] Maria Daphiti > OOps Sorry got distracted. Kill: Proxzerk Serke (Ishkur) . Such a meanie
[ 2015.04.19 05:23:49 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote ponders and begins to sing in a silly way
[ 2015.04.19 05:23:57 ] Maria Daphiti > "Do you want to light a cynoooo?" "Do you want to come and play?" "We've got a bait ship here, it's rather close and near, please don't run away!"
[ 2015.04.19 05:24:34 ] Maria Daphiti > "Please let us point you, and scram you too, before you choose to cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
[ 2015.04.19 05:24:44 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > That sounds cool!! You should be in a Band!
[ 2015.04.19 05:25:04 ] Maria Daphiti > OMG. I can't take credit. But this guy on the galnet has awesome lyrics!
[ 2015.04.19 05:25:10 ] Maria Daphiti > "Do you want to light a cyno?" "Go away n00b." "Okay, dieeeeeeeee."
[ 2015.04.19 05:25:53 ] Maria Daphiti > I bet it's a pen name. "Pyerite the Pirate"
[ 2015.04.19 05:26:15 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > neat!
[ 2015.04.19 05:29:27 ] Maria Daphiti > Ok so we got a song for em to start off with...
[ 2015.04.19 05:29:37 ] Maria Daphiti > Whatcha think the best band name was?
[ 2015.04.19 05:31:55 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > I still like "Insane Goon Posse"!
[ 2015.04.19 05:32:40 ] Maria Daphiti > Ok!
[ 2015.04.19 05:32:52 ] Vincent Pryce > (( that is so much win ))
[ 2015.04.19 05:34:34 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote yawns sleepily "OMG, this will be great. We gotta chat more later'
[ 2015.04.19 05:37:24 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Ok We will! And make the best Ball Ever! for Sure!
[ 2015.04.19 05:38:13 ] Maria Daphiti > NN Shal!
[ 2015.04.19 05:39:22 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Ok I hope you have a nice patrol!
[ 2015.04.19 05:39:35 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Have some happy dreams and a good sleeping time!
[ 2015.04.19 05:40:34 ] Maria Daphiti > You too! make sure you where your footsies. CQ floor is always cold!
[ 2015.04.19 05:45:54 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote flickers out
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[ 2015.11.15 18:47:59 ] Alizebeth Amalath > /emote knocks on the door. She's in her usual vestments and has a very expensive bottle of vodka, with her, you know, the kind that's buttery smooth.
[ 2015.11.15 18:48:30 ] Samira Kernher > /emote looks up at the door. She doesn't bother getting up.
[ 2015.11.15 18:49:55 ] Arrendis > /emote sighs, and gets up, moving toward the door. "Look, Sami... just because one group falters, doesn't mean nobody else gets a chance later on..." Then she cracks the door open a bit to peer out. "Hello?"
[ 2015.11.15 18:50:19 ] Alizebeth Amalath > /emote smiles to Arrendis. "Hi, I'm here to see Samira?"
[ 2015.11.15 18:51:03 ] Samira Kernher > /emote fidgets with the bloody bandage on her hand. She grits her teeth. Ow.
[ 2015.11.15 18:51:25 ] Arrendis > /emote looks Alizebeth over slowly before looking deeper into the apartment to call, "Sami? There's a bottle of vodka here to see you. It brought a priest..."
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Valerie Valate > Did you know, that you can buy special dirt in Sarum Prime. Dirt that the Empress Jamyl frolicked on, in her youth ?
Valerie Valate > 50 isk a cubic metre.
Cronos Adama > Shut up, and take my money!!!
Elsebeth Rhiannon > Gods.
Elsebeth Rhiannon > Someone's got a business.
Valerie Valate > you know, if the Republic put some funds together, they might be able to purchase all of Sarum Prime, 1 cubic metre at a time
Elsebeth Rhiannon > /emote grins
Valerie Valate > veeery slowly stealing an entire planet.
Elsebeth Rhiannon > That's possibly the best plan for conquering Sarum Prime I've heard for years. Though that says more about the other plans.
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[20:30:52] Valerie Valate > So. Samira.
[20:31:13] Valerie Valate > Would you like to hear my opinions about both Traditional Minmatar Musical Instruments ?
[20:31:57] Samira Kernher > No.
[20:32:05] Valerie Valate > Zing !
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I will miss Nauplius. He and Maria had some fun rps in Local. Here's one of my favorites:
Maria Daphiti > You've really sunk low this time!
Nauplius > No.
Nauplius > I am really glorifying God this time.
Nauplius > Want a tour? [[Of one of his facilities or gardens, I forget which]]
Maria Daphiti > Even Concord actually did somethng. The didn't for the drifters.
Maria Daphiti > No.
Maria Daphiti > Not unless it involves seeing them let go.
Nauplius > No, I wouldn't let them go.
Maria Daphiti > Your own little harem?
Maria Daphiti > Didn't that go out with the Ni-kunni when we <i>reclaimed them?</i>
Nauplius > I do not use them for <i>that purpose</i>. I will be breeding other slaves with them.
Maria Daphiti > Uhuh
Nauplius > I am trying to get dates with pilots so I do not use my slaves for <i>that purpose</i>.
Maria Daphiti > /emote smiles sweetly.
Nauplius > I wouldn't mind getting a date with you, actually.
Maria Daphiti > I'm at the undock honey.
Maria Daphiti > Come and get me. [[Nauplius undocks, Maria starts shooting, but Nauplius redocks]]
Maria Daphiti > That was quick. I thought you'd ... be longer?
Maria Daphiti > /emote exhales. "So you're not gonna let em go? [[Nauplius undocks, accepts fight, Maria wins that one]]
Maria Daphiti > '((gf))
Nauplius > gf
Nauplius > That wasn't a very good date.
Maria Daphiti > /emote says brightly "I thought it was exhilarating"
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Now to be fair.. here's a log when the humor was at my expense. This was luna's attempt get PIE to join a war on the CTCS last year....
[ 2015.03.23 03:37:14 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote 's face is slightly pink. "Thank you Sir."
[ 2015.03.23 03:37:36 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote was confident when she asked Aldrith to talk! Really! but doesn't seem like she is now anymore.
[ 2015.03.23 03:38:00 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Umm.. Sir Shutaq. I've always helped you and PIE, yes?" She smiles nervously.
[ 2015.03.23 03:38:29 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote peers at her curiously. "But of course, more than any other pilot out there."
[ 2015.03.23 03:38:43 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Is there something we can help you with?
[ 2015.03.23 03:39:00 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote looks slightly to the side, not making direct eye contact "My Honor was recently assailed by a group of Blood Raiders. We are now at war with them for a week..."
[ 2015.03.23 03:39:08 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Sir,i could not let it pass!"
[ 2015.03.23 03:40:33 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > The Society is at war with Church of The Crimson Saviour and its Sani-Sabik alliance...
[ 2015.03.23 03:40:56 ] Aldrith Shutaq > I... oh...
[ 2015.03.23 03:41:00 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote says in the most indignant tone possible "that woman basically cast me in her pornographic fantasies!"
[ 2015.03.23 03:41:07 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Huh...
[ 2015.03.23 03:41:33 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote blushes as she sends something to Aldrith.
[[A rather.. interesting email from Valeria Valate to Luna which I am not reproducing here]]
[ 2015.03.23 03:42:46 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Err... you see, Sir?"
[ 2015.03.23 03:43:17 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote reads, his mouth twisting awkwardly as he tried to stop himself from laugh.
[ 2015.03.23 03:43:23 ] Aldrith Shutaq > I... yes I do!
[ 2015.03.23 03:43:42 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote straightens up "Master Daemun of Khanid has said he will defend a Lady's Honor. For this one week war..."
[ 2015.03.23 03:44:13 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote says quickly "can PIE do the same?" and looks to the side again, embarrassed and mortified!
[ 2015.03.23 03:44:15 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote brings a hand to his mouth as a small giggle escapes. "Bounteous..."
[ 2015.03.23 03:44:23 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote begins to narrow her eyes.
[ 2015.03.23 03:44:26 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote coughs.
[ 2015.03.23 03:44:38 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Ah... well, I'd have to ask the admiralty.
[ 2015.03.23 03:45:20 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote says in a strained voice "thank you, Sir"
[ 2015.03.23 03:46:00 ] Aldrith Shutaq > We ourselves are being attacked by the Marmite Collected at the moment, so a hisec war might be complicated for us....
[ 2015.03.23 03:46:07 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Any intelligence on their operations?
[ 2015.03.23 03:46:20 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Oh gosh, I didn't realize. But yes. I know where Valerie Valate docks."
[ 2015.03.23 03:46:43 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Chanoun IX - The Scope Development Studio station in the Chanoun system, Araz constellation of Kador region."
[ 2015.03.23 03:47:17 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "I assume they may send Tabloren after me. My thought was to dock in Mehatoor for the week"
[ 2015.03.23 03:47:33 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote glances at Aldrith.
[ 2015.03.23 03:47:57 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "With a nicely fitted Astero or Dragoon of course"
[ 2015.03.23 03:48:51 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "So that's where PIE comes in." She blushes.
[ 2015.03.23 03:50:21 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Hm.
[ 2015.03.23 03:50:36 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Well, with Lamaa reclaimed we might have some free time on our hands...
[ 2015.03.23 03:51:24 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote says in an embarrassed tone "I appreciate your consideration Sir," She adds a bit forcefully "A Lady's Honor is a serious thing."
[ 2015.03.23 03:52:27 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Oh, it is indeed. Unfortunately the gaggle of blonde fools of the Crimson Savior have thus far proven to beneath our attentions.
[ 2015.03.23 03:52:49 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Hopefully the Admiralty will make considerations seeing that it is your honor under attack.
[ 2015.03.23 03:53:29 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote nods, and says hastily "Thank you Sir. I appreciate the consideration. I'll not trouble you any further tonight"
[ 2015.03.23 03:55:07 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote gives Aldrith her best, pretty smile as she disconnects, still some what pink.
[ 2015.03.23 03:55:11 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Just don't walk down any dark station corridors on your own, my lady.
[ 2015.03.23 03:55:20 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Err.. I won't!"
[ 2015.03.23 03:55:26 ] Aldrith Shutaq > You might get... womanhandled.
[ 2015.03.23 03:55:28 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote winks.
[ 2015.03.23 03:55:35 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote scowls.
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Nauplius > Want a tour? [[Of one of his facilities or gardens, I forget which]]
I believe this was the (censored) Tower. The one that produced Dairy Products not from cattle.
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Posting this for posterity... because, damn. Skip below to the bolded section if you don't want the background of how this came about...
Edit: My god, Round 2 has just started, with new contestants. This is pretty damn awesome, if you're able to join in, do so.
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Channel ID: 2100004218
Channel Name: Intergalactic Summit
Listener: Sakura Nihil
Session started: 2016.08.15 22:15:58
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[ 2016.08.15 22:15:58 ] EVE System > Channel MOTD: Welcome to the Intergalactic Summit!Current firmware version - 8.32.606479.115Owned & Operated by the Communications Relay Committee=== CURRENT NEWS FEED ====== INTERGALACTIC SUMMIT PORTAL ===
[ 2016.08.15 22:16:29 ] Aradina Varren > You're right, I should go kill something just to watch it die!
[ 2016.08.15 22:16:55 ] Johlie > You could try that trading thing you were doing.
[ 2016.08.15 22:17:06 ] Johlie > It seemed like you enjoyed that.
[ 2016.08.15 22:18:02 ] Aradina Varren > The what?
[ 2016.08.15 22:18:12 ] Johlie > Market trading?
[ 2016.08.15 22:18:20 ] Aradina Varren > Not my thing.
[ 2016.08.15 22:18:41 ] Johlie > Do you like to do anything?
[ 2016.08.15 22:18:50 ] Johlie > Aside from trolling Kim.
[ 2016.08.15 22:18:55 ] Aradina Varren > Drugs.
[ 2016.08.15 22:19:00 ] Johlie > /emote sticks her tongue out
[ 2016.08.15 22:19:03 ] Natirri Eyrou > Why are you doing drugs and trolling Kim.
[ 2016.08.15 22:19:08 ] Aradina Varren > Why not?
[ 2016.08.15 22:19:30 ] Natirri Eyrou > Drugs are bad unless they are good.
[ 2016.08.15 22:19:33 ] Aradina Varren > /emote takes a sip from her wine. "It's my birthday."
[ 2016.08.15 22:19:33 ] Natirri Eyrou > WHich is all the time.
[ 2016.08.15 22:19:41 ] Diana Kim > /emote bows: "Greetings, Ms. Natirri"
[ 2016.08.15 22:20:34 ] Natirri Eyrou > Happy birthday then.
[ 2016.08.15 22:20:45 ] Natirri Eyrou > Hello Kim.
[ 2016.08.15 22:20:59 ] Aradina Varren > I'm planning to find out if wine mixes poorly with the drugs. I think yes, but I've only taken a few.
[ 2016.08.15 22:21:32 ] Natirri Eyrou > Drink more wine.
[ 2016.08.15 22:21:41 ] Aradina Varren > Doing that, yes.
[ 2016.08.15 22:21:56 ] Natirri Eyrou > Drink all of it at once.
[ 2016.08.15 22:22:01 ] Aradina Varren > No.
[ 2016.08.15 22:22:13 ] Natirri Eyrou > Wuss.
[ 2016.08.15 22:23:10 ] Aradina Varren > Nope.
[ 2016.08.15 22:23:16 ] Johlie > Yup.
[ 2016.08.15 22:23:26 ] Aradina Varren > I'm bored. Do something entertaining.
[ 2016.08.15 22:23:48 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote juggles things
[ 2016.08.15 22:23:58 ] Natirri Eyrou > /emote throws a Johlie plushie at the monitor.
[ 2016.08.15 22:24:26 ] Johlie > /emote looks confused and a bit concerned
[ 2016.08.15 22:24:39 ] Aradina Varren > None of that was entertaining.
[ 2016.08.15 22:25:14 ] Aradina Varren > Diana, make out with Yarosara. Johlie, throw rubber thoraxes at Natirri.
[ 2016.08.15 22:25:18 ] Aradina Varren > Tarq. Do nothing.
[ 2016.08.15 22:25:27 ] Natirri Eyrou > /emote throws Tarqeus plushie at the monitor.
[ 2016.08.15 22:25:36 ] Tarqeus Prime > Aye Sir!
[ 2016.08.15 22:25:43 ] Diana Kim > What do you mean "make out"?!
[ 2016.08.15 22:25:55 ] Tarqeus Prime > Kiss passionately.
[ 2016.08.15 22:26:01 ] Diana Kim > That's illegal!
[ 2016.08.15 22:26:05 ] Aradina Varren > No it isn't.
[ 2016.08.15 22:26:08 ] Aradina Varren > Shut up and kiss.
[ 2016.08.15 22:26:21 ] Tarqeus Prime > Find it in the regulations and show me then.
[ 2016.08.15 22:26:39 ] Diana Kim > That only married couples do. And marriage between peoples of same gender is against the law.
[ 2016.08.15 22:26:51 ] Natirri Eyrou > Johlie, if you throw thorax shaped rubber items at me you better be buying me dinner.
[ 2016.08.15 22:26:56 ] Diana Kim > That's just unnatural and disgusting perversion.
[ 2016.08.15 22:27:12 ] Aradina Varren > Shut up Diana.
[ 2016.08.15 22:27:21 ] Aradina Varren > Okay. Someone else make out with Yarosara.
[ 2016.08.15 22:27:26 ] Diana Kim > /emote pulls out a rubber missile and throws in direction of Natirri. It flies and wobbles.
[ 2016.08.15 22:28:00 ] Tarqeus Prime > Diana, where did you pull that out from?
[ 2016.08.15 22:28:22 ] Diana Kim > From the box.
[ 2016.08.15 22:28:42 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote is shocked
[ 2016.08.15 22:28:57 ] Aradina Varren > Diana keeps dildos in her box.
[ 2016.08.15 22:28:59 ] Tarqeus Prime > How lewd Diana!
[ 2016.08.15 22:29:17 ] Tarqeus Prime > And in public! You are so lewd!
[ 2016.08.15 22:29:29 ] Diana Kim > What?!... That's not lewd. That's normal.
[ 2016.08.15 22:29:36 ] Natirri Eyrou > Uhm...
[ 2016.08.15 22:29:39 ] Tarqeus Prime > My god...
[ 2016.08.15 22:29:48 ] Natirri Eyrou > Tarq, go back to juggling.
[ 2016.08.15 22:29:53 ] Tarqeus Prime > You are such a pervert Diana!
[ 2016.08.15 22:30:01 ] Diana Kim > I am not!!
[ 2016.08.15 22:30:04 ] Aradina Varren > Who will make out with who?
[ 2016.08.15 22:30:10 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote resumes juggling random object he picks up
[ 2016.08.15 22:35:09 ] Aradina Varren > I guess we'll never find out.
[ 2016.08.15 22:35:29 ] Tarqeus Prime > my schedule is open
[ 2016.08.15 22:35:35 ] Natirri Eyrou > Why dont you make out with Tarq ara
[ 2016.08.15 22:35:40 ] Aradina Varren > No.
[ 2016.08.15 22:35:41 ] Aradina Varren > Please.
[ 2016.08.15 22:35:43 ] Aradina Varren > No.
[ 2016.08.15 22:35:48 ] Natirri Eyrou > He has a mustache. Ride it.
[ 2016.08.15 22:36:18 ] Diana Kim > They are not compatible genetically.
[ 2016.08.15 22:36:34 ] Aradina Varren > Shut up Diana.
[ 2016.08.15 22:36:37 ] Aradina Varren > And shut up Natirri.
[ 2016.08.15 22:36:46 ] Diana Kim > Why, do you want to try, Aradina Varren?
[ 2016.08.15 22:37:22 ] Johlie > Deteis aren't compatible with anyone.
[ 2016.08.15 22:37:40 ] Aradina Varren > Says the ginger.
[ 2016.08.15 22:37:41 ] Diana Kim > Deteis are compatible with Deteis.
[ 2016.08.15 22:37:47 ] Sakura Nihil > I hear you have to fill out ten pages of paperwork just to make out with one.
[ 2016.08.15 22:38:04 ] Natirri Eyrou > Gingers are smexy.
[ 2016.08.15 22:38:36 ] Johlie > More like fifteen pages.
[ 2016.08.15 22:38:52 ] Sakura Nihil > See, knew it.
[ 2016.08.15 22:38:53 ] Johlie > And then a ten page report about it when it's over.
[ 2016.08.15 22:39:05 ] Sakura Nihil > So you're saying Deteis kiss and tell?
[ 2016.08.15 22:39:13 ] Diana Kim > /emote blinks, "Does it mean too much or too little?... I never actually filled any forms in the Corporate Marriage Agency."
[ 2016.08.15 22:39:40 ] Johlie > That's not for marriage.
[ 2016.08.15 22:39:42 ] Aradina Varren > You two wanna fuck already? Or just spend the next three days talking about how great you are first?
[ 2016.08.15 22:39:52 ] Johlie > Marriage is about a tomes worth of paperwork.
[ 2016.08.15 22:39:53 ] Tarqeus Prime > Yo, lets do this.
[ 2016.08.15 22:39:55 ] Tarqeus Prime > Im down.
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:12 ] Diana Kim > Marriage without fucking is a disgrace!!
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:19 ] Aradina Varren > /emote snerks.
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:21 ] Diana Kim > No, wait... I mean.... counterwise!
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:23 ] Tarqeus Prime > So lewd Diana!
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:25 ] Natirri Eyrou > Did Diana just say fucking.
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:26 ] Aradina Varren > Diana!
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:33 ] Aradina Varren > So impure.
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:37 ] Aradina Varren > What would Heth say?
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:39 ] Sakura Nihil > Wow.
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:45 ] Diana Kim > /emote blushes terribly and adjusts her translator
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:49 ] Diana Kim > /emote bows: "Im sorry"
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:53 ] Natirri Eyrou > To be fair, being in a marriage without sex is pretty terrible.
[ 2016.08.15 22:40:54 ] Sakura Nihil > I wonder what else is rattling around in that little head of hers.
[ 2016.08.15 22:41:13 ] Diana Kim > I mean... having a reproduction procedure without a marriage is a disgrace.
[ 2016.08.15 22:41:42 ] Diana Kim > So first thing you need to do is to marry, and only then making out and other things.
[ 2016.08.15 22:41:49 ] Aradina Varren > Diana hush.
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:19 ] Tarqeus Prime > How many wives am I going to get tonight?
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:26 ] Aradina Varren > None.
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:28 ] Natirri Eyrou > Negative ones.
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:29 ] Aradina Varren > Like every night.
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:31 ] Sakura Nihil > Do blow-up dolls count?
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:34 ] Diana Kim > Having more than one is against the law.
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:35 ] Sakura Nihil > If so, then none.
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:36 ] Natirri Eyrou > Ouch.
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:48 ] Natirri Eyrou > Sakura, you are my new favorite person.
[ 2016.08.15 22:42:54 ] Sakura Nihil > Yay, I think?
[ 2016.08.15 22:43:39 ] Tarqeus Prime > You are blessed.
[ 2016.08.15 22:43:54 ] Diana Kim > Whom you gonna blow up?...
[ 2016.08.15 22:43:59 ] Sakura Nihil > Uh oh, that's not a good sign when Tarq gives you a complement...
[ 2016.08.15 22:44:09 ] Aradina Varren > He's going to be under your bed tonight.
[ 2016.08.15 22:44:23 ] Natirri Eyrou > Uhm....
[ 2016.08.15 22:44:28 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote rolls his eyes
[ 2016.08.15 22:44:35 ] Diana Kim > It is not a comfortable place.
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:05 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote raises an eyebrow - Diana Kim, giving us a first-hand report that Tarq's bed is not a comfortable place.
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:13 ] Aradina Varren > Your bed.
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:15 ] Aradina Varren > Not his.
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:16 ] Sakura Nihil > More news at 2300, plus weather and a report from Jita 4-4.
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:26 ] Diana Kim > Mine?...
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:34 ] Aradina Varren > No not yours.
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:36 ] Aradina Varren > Keep up.
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:39 ] Yarosara Ruil > How's the space weather Miss Nihil?
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:46 ] Aradina Varren > Scammy.
[ 2016.08.15 22:45:51 ] Sakura Nihil > Cold, with a slight chance of face-melting plasma.
[ 2016.08.15 22:46:06 ] Yarosara Ruil > Cool. Literaly.
[ 2016.08.15 22:46:55 ] Aradina Varren > And a massive chance of scams.
[ 2016.08.15 22:47:08 ] Yarosara Ruil > Scamtastic.
[ 2016.08.15 22:47:10 ] Sakura Nihil > Only if you're in 4-4.
[ 2016.08.15 22:47:31 ] Yarosara Ruil > I prefer Dodixie really. Much more family friendly.
[ 2016.08.15 22:47:52 ] Aradina Varren > Less value and deals.
[ 2016.08.15 22:48:12 ] Yarosara Ruil > Well, when you are an enemy of the State, what else is there?
[ 2016.08.15 22:48:16 ] Diana Kim > You know, if Tarq would decide to sleep under my bed, I'd better put him into box.
[ 2016.08.15 22:48:26 ] Diana Kim > He'll have to share it with other.... things.
[ 2016.08.15 22:48:31 ] Aradina Varren > You want him in your box?
[ 2016.08.15 22:48:40 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smirks - Diana Kim's strategic dildo reserve?
[ 2016.08.15 22:48:58 ] Natirri Eyrou > Diana Kim is turning out to be super lewd.
[ 2016.08.15 22:49:05 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote frowns - Wait, why am I smiling at that... that's going to haunt me all night.
[ 2016.08.15 22:49:11 ] Diana Kim > I am not!
[ 2016.08.15 22:49:12 ] Yarosara Ruil > It's actually a 1/64 scaled Thorax model.
[ 2016.08.15 22:49:16 ] Aradina Varren > Well, you can't come to my party then Yarosara. All of the strategic party supplies are all mine I guess.
[ 2016.08.15 22:49:45 ] Aradina Varren > I'm in State space. Coulda been fun, but no.
[ 2016.08.15 22:49:58 ] Natirri Eyrou > Super lewd
[ 2016.08.15 22:50:09 ] Yarosara Ruil > Didn't want that party anyways.
[ 2016.08.15 22:50:17 ] Aradina Varren > Strike Baka Kim is known to be lewd by the Caldari State.
[ 2016.08.15 22:50:21 ] Diana Kim > /emote frowns
[ 2016.08.15 22:50:28 ] Diana Kim > I am not lewd, and I can prove it.
[ 2016.08.15 22:50:28 ] Aradina Varren > You totally did. Everyone wants my parties.
[ 2016.08.15 22:51:00 ] Natirri Eyrou > Replace the R with an N
[ 2016.08.15 22:51:21 ] Diana Kim > Why would anyone want her underwear?
[ 2016.08.15 22:51:40 ] Diana Kim > Do we have lack of underwear in our cluster?
[ 2016.08.15 22:51:43 ] Aradina Varren > No one can resist me.
[ 2016.08.15 22:52:20 ] Natirri Eyrou > Debatable.
[ 2016.08.15 22:52:34 ] Yarosara Ruil > I don't know Miss Varren. I got an Adaptive Invulnerability Field. My shields are resist hole free.
[ 2016.08.15 22:52:42 ] Diana Kim > I can.
[ 2016.08.15 22:52:55 ] Aradina Varren > But is your mind attractiveness resisted?
[ 2016.08.15 22:52:59 ] Diana Kim > Have you checked EM?
[ 2016.08.15 22:53:06 ] Aradina Varren > Not enough. Never enough.
[ 2016.08.15 22:53:11 ] Yarosara Ruil > Got a rig and a Ward Field, Miss Kim.
[ 2016.08.15 22:53:27 ] Diana Kim > Oh... okay then!
[ 2016.08.15 22:54:14 ] Aradina Varren > Those don't help against me.
[ 2016.08.15 22:54:21 ] Aradina Varren > I shoot rubber thoraxes only.
[ 2016.08.15 22:54:30 ] Aradina Varren > /emote winks and sips her wine.
[ 2016.08.15 22:54:41 ] Yarosara Ruil > Of course not. I need to check for kinetic resistance!
[ 2016.08.15 22:55:04 ] Aradina Varren > I don't shoot kinetic.
[ 2016.08.15 22:55:08 ] Aradina Varren > Wait.
[ 2016.08.15 22:55:12 ] Aradina Varren > No I do. But not that kind.
[ 2016.08.15 22:55:57 ] Yarosara Ruil > Kinetic damage is terrible anyways.
[ 2016.08.15 22:56:10 ] Aradina Varren > Not the kind that I shoot.
[ 2016.08.15 22:56:22 ] Diana Kim > Not if your ship systems amplify it.
[ 2016.08.15 22:56:37 ] Aradina Varren > It easily breaks through skin tanks.
[ 2016.08.15 22:56:43 ] Yarosara Ruil > Caldari ships do have the lousy habit of doing that.
[ 2016.08.15 22:56:45 ] Aradina Varren > No wait!
[ 2016.08.15 22:56:49 ] Aradina Varren > Underwear tank!
[ 2016.08.15 22:57:32 ] Aradina Varren > Yes. That.
[ 2016.08.15 22:57:32 ] Yarosara Ruil > Hmm... I don't remember the Hookbill having these bonuses...
[ 2016.08.15 22:58:47 ] Aradina Varren > Bonuses to love?
[ 2016.08.15 22:59:19 ] Johlie > Check out the Navy Osprey. She is not nice to look at, but she's fast and can hit hard.
[ 2016.08.15 22:59:23 ] Jason Galente > Is it Caldari ladies night or something? Holy shit.
[ 2016.08.15 22:59:39 ] Sakura Nihil > Maaaaybe.
[ 2016.08.15 22:59:45 ] Aradina Varren > Yes. Go away.
[ 2016.08.15 22:59:49 ] Jason Galente > Shake it for the glory of your corporation, citizen!
[ 2016.08.15 22:59:56 ] Sakura Nihil > Pfft, what corporation?
[ 2016.08.15 22:59:57 ] Aradina Varren > No.
[ 2016.08.15 22:59:59 ] Aradina Varren > Go away.
[ 2016.08.15 23:00:06 ] Jason Galente > /emote hisses at Aradina
[ 2016.08.15 23:00:09 ] Yarosara Ruil > The Guristas!
[ 2016.08.15 23:00:12 ] Aradina Varren > /emote beeps loudly at Jason.
[ 2016.08.15 23:00:12 ] Diana Kim > Why do you care about love, have you been denied by marriage agency?..
[ 2016.08.15 23:00:32 ] Aradina Varren > My missiles are kinetic and can break any underwear tank with ease.
[ 2016.08.15 23:00:42 ] Johlie > I'd shake it for Ishukone.
[ 2016.08.15 23:00:52 ] Jason Galente > I knew Aradina had a dick.
[ 2016.08.15 23:00:58 ] Jason Galente > I knew it.
[ 2016.08.15 23:01:07 ] Jason Galente > Actually I would've guessed Johlie, not Aradina..
[ 2016.08.15 23:01:22 ] Aradina Varren > Sorry, it must have been taken from you at birth.
[ 2016.08.15 23:01:23 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote raises an eyebrow
[ 2016.08.15 23:01:42 ] Jason Galente > Aradina Varren In different governments? I find that unlikely.
[ 2016.08.15 23:01:50 ] Jason Galente > You silly women and your inability to make sense..
[ 2016.08.15 23:01:57 ] Jason Galente > /emote sticks his tongue out
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:12 ] Aradina Varren > /emote chirps.
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:29 ] Jason Galente > Eh, Trii's was better. Yours is a knockoff at best.
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:34 ] Jason Galente > Get some of your own material.
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:42 ] Yarosara Ruil > Welp, guess I'll go sleep for another week.
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:45 ] Aradina Varren > I've had a voice modulator for decades.
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:45 ] Johlie > Thanks Jason, I love you too.
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:53 ] Aradina Varren > Wait no come back.
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:57 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote yells at someone off-screen, and returns to the conversation - The hell is going on?
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:58 ] Aradina Varren > Caldari ladies night.
[ 2016.08.15 23:02:59 ] Johlie > Asshole.
[ 2016.08.15 23:03:09 ] Jason Galente > Hey Johlie, that lady dick of yours has me sexually confused, so, consider that a compliment.
[ 2016.08.15 23:03:20 ] Jason Galente > I think.
[ 2016.08.15 23:03:32 ] Aradina Varren > That's not the only thing that confuses you.
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:04 ] Jason Galente > Yes, and you are certainly an idiot. I'd rather be confused and intelligent than sure and incorrect.
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:08 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote joins Sakura on the screen, with a curious expression - What's this about Caldari ladies' night?
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:15 ] Johlie > I dunno, that seems worse Jason.
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:29 ] Jason Galente > /emote shrugs "Offense is taken."
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:41 ] Jason Galente > Ah, the twins!
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:48 ] Tarqeus Prime > Fuck off DD.
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:48 ] Jason Galente > I've never seen you two on at the same time.
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:50 ] Johlie > I didn't say I was offended.
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:57 ] Aradina Varren > /emote beeps.
[ 2016.08.15 23:04:59 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smirks - Sisters, not twins.
[ 2016.08.15 23:05:05 ] Jason Galente > /emote mutes Aradina's feed
[ 2016.08.15 23:05:12 ] Aradina Varren > Finally!
[ 2016.08.15 23:05:13 ] Diana Kim > Oh Maker, this disgusging thing is here too. Well, Ereka obviously misqualifies for "Caldari".
[ 2016.08.15 23:05:17 ] Jason Galente > Eh, close enough.
[ 2016.08.15 23:05:26 ] Ereka Nihil > Still confused here, Caldari ladies' night? Anyone?
[ 2016.08.15 23:05:31 ] Aradina Varren > Yep.
[ 2016.08.15 23:05:49 ] Aradina Varren > It's my birthday.
[ 2016.08.15 23:05:52 ] Jason Galente > I was commenting on the disproportionally large portion of Caldari women on the stream at the moment.
[ 2016.08.15 23:05:57 ] Aradina Varren > We're celebrating by doing nothing.
[ 2016.08.15 23:06:03 ] Tarqeus Prime > I'll get my firefighter outfit out.
[ 2016.08.15 23:06:10 ] Ereka Nihil > Please don't.
[ 2016.08.15 23:06:13 ] Jason Galente > You'll die as you lived, Aradina.
[ 2016.08.15 23:06:16 ] Diana Kim > Lets celebrate be executing Ereka with a firing squad.
[ 2016.08.15 23:06:23 ] Aradina Varren > If you strip, I will castrate you.
[ 2016.08.15 23:06:31 ] Tarqeus Prime > Thats my fetish
[ 2016.08.15 23:06:33 ] Jason Galente > I love how dysfunctional everyone here is. It's lovely.
[ 2016.08.15 23:07:02 ] Aradina Varren > Fuck you.
[ 2016.08.15 23:07:04 ] Sakura Nihil > Lovely in a migraine-inducing way, sure.
[ 2016.08.15 23:07:25 ] Tarqeus Prime > Ok Aradina.
[ 2016.08.15 23:07:32 ] Jason Galente > /emote lifts a pilsner of white ale to his lips and drinks
[ 2016.08.15 23:07:56 ] Ereka Nihil > Seriously, can we just lock up a few people in a room and either have them kill each other, or bang like animals? Like, Aradina, Tarq, Diana...
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:05 ] Aradina Varren > No.
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:10 ] Tarqeus Prime > Yo...
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:19 ] Ereka Nihil > What, I thought it was your birthday Aradina? Live a little?
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:20 ] Diana Kim > And why in all the Winds name the most dysfunctional person ever dares to blame others in being dysfunctional?!..
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:23 ] Tarqeus Prime > I'll enjoy that too much.
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:28 ] Jason Galente > Oooooh, this reminds me of my old favorite game.
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:32 ] Jason Galente > IGS Fuck/Marry/Kill!
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:52 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs at Jason's suggestion - Oh, that can't be good.
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:53 ] Johlie > Oh god.
[ 2016.08.15 23:08:58 ] Aradina Varren > Tarq, Funk and Johlie.
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:01 ] Johlie > Not this shit again.
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:01 ] Aradina Varren > Go.
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:10 ] Diana Kim > My favorite game is Kill/Give a second chance/Kill
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:23 ] Johlie > I would fuck Johlie for sure.
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:25 ] Jason Galente > /emote twirls his hnds evilly "Yes..."
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:39 ] Diana Kim > That's illegal, Johlie! You are same gender with her.
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:43 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote blinks - Did Diana just make a joke? I mean, it was sad, but it's a step in the right direction towards removing that stick from her ass.
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:48 ] Jason Galente > Rules: You have to use company present. 1 person you'd fuck, 1 person you'd marry, 1 person you'd kill
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:54 ] Aradina Varren > Same.
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:54 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote groans - I don't think it was in her ass Ere.
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:59 ] Johlie > Right Kim.
[ 2016.08.15 23:09:59 ] Jason Galente > And let's make it more interesting: Every time you are mentioned, you must take a drink.
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:05 ] Johlie > /emote shakes here head.
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:07 ] Ereka Nihil > Ew.
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:10 ] Johlie > her*
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:25 ] Diana Kim > Fucking a person before marriage is illegal! Thus this game is illegal!
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:29 ] Jason Galente > It's just about mathematically impossible that any of us is not shitfaced by the time we're done.
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:37 ] Diana Kim > I mean... not really illegal. But disgraceful!
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:37 ] Ereka Nihil > Illegal!
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:41 ] Jason Galente > Illegal!
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:46 ] Tarqeus Prime > Diana I'd join the Caldari to bang it out.
[ 2016.08.15 23:10:50 ] Sakura Nihil > Illegal!
[ 2016.08.15 23:11:01 ] Johlie > That's illegal Tarq.
[ 2016.08.15 23:11:01 ] Aradina Varren > Lewd.
[ 2016.08.15 23:11:12 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote laughs
[ 2016.08.15 23:11:29 ] Diana Kim > You are not allowed to participate in reproduction without signing a marriage contract!
[ 2016.08.15 23:11:37 ] Sakura Nihil > Just one problem Jason, I don't have beer on-hand.
[ 2016.08.15 23:11:53 ] Jason Galente > Doesn't have to be beer.
[ 2016.08.15 23:12:05 ] Jason Galente > Besides, you aren't getting mentioned in the first round. But your sister is.
[ 2016.08.15 23:12:07 ] Tarqeus Prime > That's why I said to join the Caldari, by doing so I'd adhere to all rules and regulations.
[ 2016.08.15 23:12:17 ] Jason Galente > So you've got some time to arrange a drink.
[ 2016.08.15 23:12:18 ] Khaprice > no worries!
[ 2016.08.15 23:12:19 ] Sakura Nihil > I have a fine bottle of vodka... hey, what's that supposed to mean?
[ 2016.08.15 23:12:34 ] Diana Kim > Also all three persons in query shall be of same gender!
[ 2016.08.15 23:12:35 ] Johlie > Who's rules and regulations, different corps have different rules.
[ 2016.08.15 23:12:52 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smirks just a bit - I'll get the drinks, why the hell not... *stands and leaves the view*
[ 2016.08.15 23:13:15 ] Jason Galente > /emote claps 'Yes, it's happening!"
[ 2016.08.15 23:13:22 ] Diana Kim > Well at least rule with gender is equal for all corporations.
[ 2016.08.15 23:13:26 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote looks at Ere leaving - Well shit, I guess this is happening.
[ 2016.08.15 23:13:35 ] Tarqeus Prime > I have to leave...
[ 2016.08.15 23:13:36 ] Aradina Varren > As usual, you made it less interesting by simply arriving.
[ 2016.08.15 23:13:57 ] Jason Galente > It's happening
[ 2016.08.15 23:14:24 ] Jason Galente > Get your drinks ready folks.
[ 2016.08.15 23:14:32 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, if you want to come over I've got pitchers full of ale.
[ 2016.08.15 23:14:34 ] Vlad Cettes > What is happening?
[ 2016.08.15 23:14:36 ] Aradina Varren > I'm going to go drink alone now.
[ 2016.08.15 23:14:46 ] Jason Galente > IGS Fuck/Marry/Kill. Every time your name is mentioned you must drink.
[ 2016.08.15 23:14:54 ] Johlie > Go away Vlad its Caldari girls night
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:06 ] Diana Kim > Well... fine. Participating in reproduction without marriage is allowed, but it will disgrace you! Participating in this game will disgrace you either!
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:07 ] Jason Galente > People tend to get more honest as the game goes on. I don't give a fuck about social cues so I go first.
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:10 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote vanishes
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:13 ] Vlad Cettes > So Jason is invited then?
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:14 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote returns with a bottle of vodka and two shot glasses and sets them down - Yeah, Caldari!
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:23 ] Jason Galente > You're invited too, Vlad, you fuck.
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:26 ] Johlie > He's cooler than you.
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:29 ] Aradina Varren > Nope. Girls only.
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:36 ] Aradina Varren > No Vlad or Tarw.
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:40 ] Jason Galente > It's my game, damnit. Vlad can play.
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:44 ] Aradina Varren > ((Tarq*))
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:46 ] Jason Galente > Oh, one more rule: present company only.
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:52 ] Diana Kim > Also I demand to name only females for male participants and only males for female participants! Otherwise it will be breaking of law and, well, generally repulsive and unnatural behavior.
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:54 ] Aradina Varren > Fuck/marry/kill isn't your game.
[ 2016.08.15 23:15:56 ] Jason Galente > You can only name present company in the Fuck/Marry/Kill.
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:09 ] Jason Galente > Well it was my idea to play it.
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:14 ] Johlie > Jason's nicer to look at too.
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:21 ] Aradina Varren > Just fuck already.
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:22 ] Jason Galente > Alright, everyone has drinks?
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:27 ] Sakura Nihil > This is going to be a worse wreck then a bunch of freighters colliding outside of 4-4. I love it.
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:34 ] Jason Galente > Exactly.
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:36 ] Diana Kim > Disgraeful! Shame on you, Aradina Varren!
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:41 ] Jason Galente > I will probably manage to get banned again.
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:43 ] Aradina Varren > Shut up Diana.
[ 2016.08.15 23:16:53 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smirks - You got banned? Smooth.
[ 2016.08.15 23:17:06 ] Johlie > You did?
[ 2016.08.15 23:17:11 ] Johlie > Oh yeah!
[ 2016.08.15 23:17:15 ] Aradina Varren > That isn't surprising.
[ 2016.08.15 23:17:17 ] Johlie > I remember that.
[ 2016.08.15 23:17:17 ] Aradina Varren > I'm leaving now.
[ 2016.08.15 23:17:25 ] Jason Galente > Alright: first round. Fuck Ereka, Marry Johlie, Kill Aradina.
[ 2016.08.15 23:17:33 ] Jason Galente > Drink!
[ 2016.08.15 23:17:55 ] Aradina Varren > You don't know what fuck/marry/kill even is do you?
[ 2016.08.15 23:18:02 ] Jason Galente > Drink, damnit!
[ 2016.08.15 23:18:03 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smiles and rolls her eyes, pouring herself a drink and downing it - Thanks, I think.
[ 2016.08.15 23:18:03 ] Aradina Varren > Someone suggests names and you answer.
[ 2016.08.15 23:18:12 ] Aradina Varren > You don't just state three.
[ 2016.08.15 23:18:21 ] Jason Galente > Well that's not my version. Drink, you obnoxious fuck.
[ 2016.08.15 23:18:26 ] Aradina Varren > No.
[ 2016.08.15 23:18:32 ] Diana Kim > Ewww, that filthy person is even thanks for him offering her reproduction without marriage. Ewwwww.... pooo!!!
[ 2016.08.15 23:18:40 ] Jason Galente > You implied consent to the terms of the game by not leaving when you repeatedly made allusions to doing so, now drink!
[ 2016.08.15 23:18:45 ] Sakura Nihil > Booo, don't be lame Aradina.
[ 2016.08.15 23:19:05 ] Aradina Varren > No, in my version, no one drinks, so I won't.
[ 2016.08.15 23:19:05 ] Jason Galente > Alright, who is next?
[ 2016.08.15 23:19:11 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, you drink too.
[ 2016.08.15 23:19:24 ] Johlie > I am drinking.
[ 2016.08.15 23:19:31 ] Aradina Varren > /emote disconnects.
[ 2016.08.15 23:19:34 ] Jason Galente > Great, it's like we're married already!
[ 2016.08.15 23:19:35 ] Johlie > And other things.
[ 2016.08.15 23:19:42 ] Jason Galente > Now then, who is next?
[ 2016.08.15 23:19:51 ] Jason Galente > Vlad, go.
[ 2016.08.15 23:20:22 ] Jason Galente > Alright, fuck it, Sakura, you go, you seem enthusiastic.
[ 2016.08.15 23:20:27 ] Vlad Cettes > Hold one
[ 2016.08.15 23:20:32 ] Sakura Nihil > Holding.
[ 2016.08.15 23:20:41 ] Vlad Cettes > (( I was warping a jump freighter dammit ))
[ 2016.08.15 23:20:44 ] Johlie > Holding what
[ 2016.08.15 23:20:52 ] Johlie > My only problem is the kill thing.
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:00 ] Ereka Nihil > That's easy.
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:16 ] Johlie > I want to kill you all so much. *chuckles*
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:35 ] Vlad Cettes > Fuck: Diana Kim/Marry: Tarques Prime/Kill: Johlie
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:36 ] Sakura Nihil > I hear it's just a means of communication, no?
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:51 ] Jason Galente > Hahaha.
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:55 ] Sakura Nihil > ...annnd that was not an expected outcome. My...
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:58 ] Jason Galente > Why would you kill Johlie?
[ 2016.08.15 23:22:04 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote seems to look physically ill
[ 2016.08.15 23:22:07 ] Diana Kim > HOW DARE YOU!!! I am Caldari Officer!!
[ 2016.08.15 23:22:46 ] Vlad Cettes > /emote grins> Expected human outcomes confirmed
[ 2016.08.15 23:22:46 ] Jason Galente > I love how Diana pretends to hate all of this.. yet she's listening intently.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:10 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smirks - I think Vlad just played us like an instrument.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:17 ] Jason Galente > Yeah, he's a troll.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:23 ] Jason Galente > This is a known fact.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:26 ] Jason Galente > It's also great.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:29 ] Sakura Nihil > A successful one, that said.
[ 2016.08.15 23:24:03 ] Jason Galente > Alright: mentioned parties, drink!
[ 2016.08.15 23:24:11 ] Jason Galente > Diana, you can drink milk from a sippie cup.
[ 2016.08.15 23:24:35 ] Jason Galente > Sakura Nihil , your turn.
[ 2016.08.15 23:25:03 ] Diana Kim > You don't have say to say me to do things, gallentean dishonorable coward!
[ 2016.08.15 23:25:21 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote leans back and eyes up the channel, with a frown - My options suck. I'd sayyyy... Jason fuck, Johlie marry, Tarq kill.
[ 2016.08.15 23:25:23 ] Johlie > /emote laughs
[ 2016.08.15 23:25:57 ] Johlie > What the hell? Am I wife material and just don't know it?
[ 2016.08.15 23:26:03 ] Jason Galente > /emote lifts his pilsner, gives an "Attaboy" look, then downs half of it in a long swig
[ 2016.08.15 23:26:21 ] Jason Galente > Johlie confirmed wifey.
[ 2016.08.15 23:26:23 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smiles - Johlie, we're both Civire, I think I'd at least know what I'm getting into.
[ 2016.08.15 23:26:54 ] Johlie > Honestly, that would probably would work.
[ 2016.08.15 23:27:03 ] Jason Galente > Like a celebrity marriage.
[ 2016.08.15 23:27:13 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote laughs slighly behind Sak - Uhhh huh.
[ 2016.08.15 23:27:17 ] Jason Galente > Ereka Nihil , you're up.
[ 2016.08.15 23:27:29 ] Jason Galente > Johlie should be getting a bit tilty by now.
[ 2016.08.15 23:27:43 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote elbows her in the ribs - You're up.
[ 2016.08.15 23:28:03 ] Johlie > Yep, and it's making it harder to choose.
[ 2016.08.15 23:28:35 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote looks at the ceiling - Johlie fuck, Jason marry, Diana kill. It'd be nice if there were more, sane men in this channel, with that being said.
[ 2016.08.15 23:28:49 ] Jason Galente > /emote blinks
[ 2016.08.15 23:28:56 ] Jason Galente > /emote downs the rest of the pilsner
[ 2016.08.15 23:28:57 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote looks at Johlie - I think you're going to have a very, very drunk night miss.
[ 2016.08.15 23:29:07 ] Jason Galente > /emote chuckles
[ 2016.08.15 23:29:11 ] Johlie > /emote looks at Jason "Really, marry?"
[ 2016.08.15 23:29:16 ] Jason Galente > Hey, at least nobody is indifferent to you, Johlie.
[ 2016.08.15 23:29:29 ] Johlie > Right
[ 2016.08.15 23:29:37 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs her ass off for a moment, and mocks Ere - Lovey dovey!
[ 2016.08.15 23:29:55 ] Jason Galente > This is a pretty good night, I must say. Ah, sisters..
[ 2016.08.15 23:30:02 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote slaps Sak upside her head from behind once - Shush.
[ 2016.08.15 23:30:08 ] Jason Galente > I don't know why any of you people go along with my antics, honestly.
[ 2016.08.15 23:30:12 ] Diana Kim > You damn annoying troll Ereka, if you want to kill me, at least dare to COME here and TRY instead of barking with foam at your mouth at Caldari Officers!
[ 2016.08.15 23:30:23 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote rubs her head - Because it's fucking funny?
[ 2016.08.15 23:30:33 ] Jason Galente > /emote turns down the volume knob for Diana's feed slowly
[ 2016.08.15 23:30:33 ] Sakura Nihil > See also, Kim's reaction?
[ 2016.08.15 23:30:37 ] Johlie > ANd entertaining.
[ 2016.08.15 23:31:03 ] Jason Galente > /emote turns the knob up slightly to confirm that she's still talking "Holy shit, it just keeps coming out.."
[ 2016.08.15 23:31:15 ] Diana Kim > Come here and fight me, coward!
[ 2016.08.15 23:31:21 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, have you gone yet?
[ 2016.08.15 23:31:28 ] Ereka Nihil > I think Diana should go next!
[ 2016.08.15 23:31:29 ] Johlie > Nope.
[ 2016.08.15 23:31:33 ] Jason Galente > Diana, drink your milk!
[ 2016.08.15 23:31:36 ] Ereka Nihil > Or that works too...
[ 2016.08.15 23:31:38 ] Jason Galente > You were mentioned.
[ 2016.08.15 23:32:05 ] Johlie > It's probably apple juice.
[ 2016.08.15 23:32:18 ] Diana Kim > Drink your own milk, galletean dishonorable coward!
[ 2016.08.15 23:32:23 ] Sakura Nihil > I will say, I miss these sorts of games. We never get to do these anymore.
[ 2016.08.15 23:32:34 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, I think we're going to have fun with the Nihils, eh?
[ 2016.08.15 23:32:37 ] Jason Galente > /emote cackles
[ 2016.08.15 23:32:53 ] Ereka Nihil > Ew, that just sounds weird Jason!
[ 2016.08.15 23:33:09 ] Jason Galente > From my perspective, I quite like the situation.
[ 2016.08.15 23:33:10 ] Johlie > It does sound a bit pervy. *chuckles*
[ 2016.08.15 23:33:12 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs her ass off an falls off her chair for a moment
[ 2016.08.15 23:33:15 ] Jason Galente > And don't lie, theoretically you did too.
[ 2016.08.15 23:33:15 ] Vlad Cettes > (( anything good happen? had to relog ))
[ 2016.08.15 23:33:33 ] Jason Galente > (( yes ))
[ 2016.08.15 23:33:40 ] Jason Galente > (( scroll ))
[ 2016.08.15 23:33:42 ] Johlie > (( so much good
[ 2016.08.15 23:33:53 ] Ereka Nihil > (( Backstage quality stuff right here ))
[ 2016.08.15 23:34:00 ] Jason Galente > ((someone make copypasta I am made of lazy))
[ 2016.08.15 23:34:17 ] Ereka Nihil > (( incoming )
[ 2016.08.15 23:35:01 ] Diana Kim > VLAD. You can come try too, if you are not a coward!
[ 2016.08.15 23:35:04 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote just takes one drink for no reason at all, and shakes her head
[ 2016.08.15 23:35:26 ] Jason Galente > Vlad, I think she just gave you the green light to "engage"
[ 2016.08.15 23:35:51 ] Jason Galente > Johlie , your turn.
[ 2016.08.15 23:35:52 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote gets back up on the chair - I'm so glad I decided to skip work tonight, who wants to fly around the State all night when you could be doing this.
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:02 ] Johlie > Diana, if you just chose your words better,,,,,
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:18 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote connects, peaking in
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:22 ] Johlie > My turn! *feigns excitement*
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:37 ] Diana Kim > /emote bows: "Greetings, Templar Vadam!"
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:40 ] Johlie > Ok this has been hard. Took some thought.
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:47 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote snickers - Hard.
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:51 ] Jason Galente > Thal, it's weird again.
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:52 ] Diana Kim > Ms. Johlie, I choose my words okay. I am not afraid of him!
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:53 ] Jason Galente > By design
[ 2016.08.15 23:36:55 ] Johlie > Wait... does Thal count?
[ 2016.08.15 23:37:00 ] Jason Galente > Unless you want to play Fuck/Marry/Kill..
[ 2016.08.15 23:37:01 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote sees Thal join - Run. Run while you can.
[ 2016.08.15 23:37:21 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Oh no........I am usually kill"
[ 2016.08.15 23:37:25 ] Jason Galente > Poor innocent Thal, holy shit. Something tells me he's getting all the Marries.
[ 2016.08.15 23:37:39 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smirks - He'd certainly get on my list.
[ 2016.08.15 23:37:49 ] Jason Galente > No takebacksies!
[ 2016.08.15 23:37:50 ] Diana Kim > Kill then them. Kill them all, Templar Vadam! They are heretics and display improper behavior!
[ 2016.08.15 23:37:54 ] Johlie > Ok
[ 2016.08.15 23:37:57 ] Johlie > Here we go
[ 2016.08.15 23:38:01 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote blushes and rubs his neck
[ 2016.08.15 23:38:15 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Diana....they aren't heretics"
[ 2016.08.15 23:38:20 ] Jason Galente > Templar, I just want to let you know now, that you chose this buddy.
[ 2016.08.15 23:38:25 ] Jason Galente > You could've ran
[ 2016.08.15 23:38:29 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, go
[ 2016.08.15 23:38:35 ] Sakura Nihil > He's now firmly in the dictor bubble.
[ 2016.08.15 23:38:39 ] Johlie > Fuck... Jason I guess, marry Sakura, and kill Diana, only because I want troll her more
[ 2016.08.15 23:38:39 ] Sakura Nihil > No escape.
[ 2016.08.15 23:38:49 ] Diana Kim > Well, fine, not heretics. Just improper terrible disgusting uncultured swines!! Burn them! Burn them with fire! Burn all this filth!
[ 2016.08.15 23:39:01 ] Jason Galente > I hear wedding bells, that's mutual consent in this narrow scenario!
[ 2016.08.15 23:39:02 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote winks - Nice choice. I'm mostly not insane.
[ 2016.08.15 23:39:07 ] Jason Galente > Sakura x Johlie.
[ 2016.08.15 23:39:27 ] Jason Galente > Dun dun dun dun! Dun dun dun dun!
[ 2016.08.15 23:39:28 ] Diana Kim > Impossible, they are of same gender!
[ 2016.08.15 23:39:31 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote takes a drink - If this game's an indication of things, more like Jason x Everyone but Diana
[ 2016.08.15 23:39:37 ] Johlie > Sakura was an AT pilot.
[ 2016.08.15 23:39:46 ] Jason Galente > I mean.. I'm fine with that.
[ 2016.08.15 23:39:48 ] Johlie > That's marriage material for me.
[ 2016.08.15 23:40:00 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote pipes up - And captain. Someone that beat BoB, I may add.
[ 2016.08.15 23:40:01 ] Jason Galente > Damn, she had actual criteria.
[ 2016.08.15 23:40:17 ] Johlie > And she was in AT 3 with Star Fraction, and I think thats the one they beat BoB in.
[ 2016.08.15 23:40:24 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smacks her upside the head - Your head's big enough, Sak.
[ 2016.08.15 23:40:24 ] Vlad Cettes > AT 4
[ 2016.08.15 23:40:29 ] Vlad Cettes > BoB won AT 3
[ 2016.08.15 23:40:37 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote rubs her head - Vlad's correct and OW Ere.
[ 2016.08.15 23:40:39 ] Jason Galente > Sakura was AT for Star Fraction? Yep, that's wifey material.
[ 2016.08.15 23:40:58 ] Johlie > Regardless Vlad.
[ 2016.08.15 23:41:15 ] Diana Kim > Star Fraction?! Weren't they terrorists and general never-do-wells?
[ 2016.08.15 23:41:29 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "So.....what exactly is this?"
[ 2016.08.15 23:41:37 ] Sakura Nihil > You know it Diana.
[ 2016.08.15 23:41:41 ] Johlie > You're out of you're element Diana.
[ 2016.08.15 23:41:44 ] Diana Kim > People behave improperly, Templar!
[ 2016.08.15 23:41:47 ] Johlie > So just shut it.
[ 2016.08.15 23:42:07 ] Diana Kim > I am everywhere in my element! I am Officer of Glorious Caldari State!
[ 2016.08.15 23:42:19 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote address Thal - So, you name three people... one that you'd have sex with, one that you'd marry, one that you'd kill.
[ 2016.08.15 23:42:37 ] Diana Kim > This is disgrace!! Sex without marriage is a disgrace!
[ 2016.08.15 23:42:41 ] Makoto Priano > I'll admit, I almost miss Constantine. She was fun to spar with, though she tended to run at the mouth a bit.
[ 2016.08.15 23:42:47 ] Jason Galente > Templar, here are the rules: you must pick, out of present company, one person you'd fuck, one person you'd marry and one person you'd kill. You can't pick the same person for more than one category, and the mentioned party must drink.
[ 2016.08.15 23:43:02 ] Jason Galente > I miss Constantine's elevator music. It was catchy.
[ 2016.08.15 23:43:03 ] Johlie > Jade joined Horde. Never saw her though.
[ 2016.08.15 23:43:05 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smiles at Makoto - Jade... was certainly an interesting character, no doubt there.
[ 2016.08.15 23:43:13 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Ok.....so do I go?"
[ 2016.08.15 23:43:34 ] Diana Kim > Templar Vadam! Please don't play their disgraceful game, as they prohibit picking same person for sex and marriage! This is shameful!
[ 2016.08.15 23:43:37 ] Sakura Nihil > Might as well Thal!
[ 2016.08.15 23:43:45 ] Vlad Cetes > Constantine is gone, and good riddance to it
[ 2016.08.15 23:43:49 ] Jason Galente > Thal, you're up!
[ 2016.08.15 23:44:00 ] Johlie > It's a game Officer Kim. It's not real.
[ 2016.08.15 23:44:05 ] Makoto Priano > Judiciously said, Ms. Nihil.
[ 2016.08.15 23:44:14 ] Johlie > Its a facade. It doesn't matter.
[ 2016.08.15 23:44:25 ] Diana Kim > It is a shameful and disgraceful game! It must be prohibited! Censored!!
[ 2016.08.15 23:44:38 ] Diana Kim > Such behavior is unacceptable for any respectful Citizen!
[ 2016.08.15 23:44:39 ] Sakura Nihil > Also, where the hell can I get those Green Sterling blouses! I looked all over Jita last week and couldn't find one.
[ 2016.08.15 23:44:40 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Ok......sleep with Sakura......They have to be here right?"
[ 2016.08.15 23:44:54 ] Jason Galente > Yep
[ 2016.08.15 23:45:02 ] Johlie > They we're probably tailor made Sakura.
[ 2016.08.15 23:45:05 ] Makoto Priano > Oh, well. Of all things, I found one at a market at the Society of Conscious Thought symposium last year.
[ 2016.08.15 23:45:08 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote grins - Yes, and hah! Was not expecting that one... *drinks another shot*
[ 2016.08.15 23:45:30 ] Diana Kim > /emote facepalms loudly
[ 2016.08.15 23:45:40 ] Makoto Priano > Well, tailoring is a given. I don't usually go for bespoke, though.
[ 2016.08.15 23:45:44 ] Makoto Priano > It's a bit too indulgent.
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:03 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote nods at Makoto - It's very nice, she was getting pretty frustrated at 4-4's selection while doing so.
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:05 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "And marry......Jason if I swung that way. I don't but our personalities work"
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:13 ] Diana Kim > /emote sighs, "I though better of you, Templar..."
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:15 ] Jason Galente > Holy shit, kek.
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:17 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote whistles at Thal's choices.
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:21 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "And kill Vlad"
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:32 ] Sakura Nihil > That's a hell of a three-person choice, Thal.
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:34 ] Diana Kim > I would kill him too~
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:45 ] Jason Galente > /emote pours a tall glass of pilsner and starts drinking it
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:55 ] Jason Galente > Diana, why don't you go?
[ 2016.08.15 23:46:55 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "And I am joking around Diana. We used to do this in my squad"
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:03 ] Johlie > I'll be right back guys, I have to take a call.
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:20 ] Jason Galente > Makoto, you want to play?
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:26 ] Ereka Nihil > I think Johlie's trying to get out of the running for Diana...
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:28 ] Diana Kim > Yes, but Templar... I don't think you should offeer marriage to a person of same gender even as a joke, because it is so unnatural and disgusting...
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:30 ] Makoto Priano > Well, I suppose I'm here. I can't promise I'll stay long.
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:31 ] Ereka Nihil > Or she's about to through up.
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:39 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote coughs - Throw.
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:41 ] Jason Galente > Alright, Makoto's turn!
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:46 ] Makoto Priano > Hooo boy.
[ 2016.08.15 23:47:49 ] Makoto Priano > I should've expected that.
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:22 ] Diana Kim > Oh, Makoto is a known disgusting person. I am pretty sure she'll gladly do a dishonorable act with anyone without marriage!
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:34 ] Vlad Cetes > Shut up Kim
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:36 ] Sakura Nihil > You're lewd, Diana.
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:38 ] Makoto Priano > Kim, Nihil, Vlad. But I'd expect I'd have to be very drunk for the first, and need some, uh, lifestyle changes for the second.
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:39 ] Vlad Cetes > Play the game
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:46 ] Jason Galente > HAHAHAHAHAHA
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:52 ] Jason Galente > She'd fuck Diana!
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:55 ] Jason Galente > /emote facepalms
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:57 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote snorts
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:57 ] Diana Kim > /emote turns red
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:58 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote raises a hand - Uh, there's two of us hereeeeeWHAT.
[ 2016.08.15 23:48:59 ] Makoto Priano > Could you imagine her squirm?
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:08 ] Jason Galente > 10/fucking 10
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:09 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs her ass off again, falling off the chair.
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:20 ] Diana Kim > /emote stands up and screams out loud, "IIILEGAL!! YOU F*beep*ING SICK F*beep*!!!"
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:21 ] Makoto Priano > I mean, very, very drunk.
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:31 ] Makoto Priano > Very.
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:32 ] Vlad Cetes > /emote sends Diana Kim a catalouge of Gallentean sex toys
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:37 ] Vlad Cetes > errr rubber missiles
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:38 ] Makoto Priano > But good Maker.
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:40 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote sips some whisky from the botal, chuckling
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:42 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote is crying out from the floor
[ 2016.08.15 23:49:53 ] Templar Thal Vadam > bottal*
[ 2016.08.15 23:50:10 ] Diana Kim > /emote is reddier than a tomato: "THIS IS EVEN PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
[ 2016.08.15 23:50:11 ] Jason Galente > This is the evilest thing I can imagine..
[ 2016.08.15 23:50:12 ] Ereka Nihil > My... How... *seems to have lost her words*
[ 2016.08.15 23:50:21 ] Makoto Priano > Alright. Hoo boy. Freighted SMCMs valued at 280b to the CEP station in NewCal without incident.
[ 2016.08.15 23:50:32 ] Jason Galente > That's actually not true Diana, there's a technique to it.
[ 2016.08.15 23:50:33 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote comments to Diana - It might not be... maybe, I don't know, if you scisscor or something...
[ 2016.08.15 23:50:38 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Was i on any of these?"
[ 2016.08.15 23:50:57 ] Diana Kim > Galente, go learn biology!
[ 2016.08.15 23:50:58 ] Makoto Priano > I mean, it's not sexual intercourse in the strictest sense, I suppose.
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:01 ] Loai Qerl > I have come in at the BEST possible time. God, I am SO grateful.
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:10 ] Makoto Priano > But he asked about 'fucking,' not 'procreating' or the like.
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:12 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Last time I played I was on kill because my beard was ugly"
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:14 ] Makoto Priano > So.
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:16 ] Vlad Cetes > Sarcasm detected
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:17 ] Loai Qerl > Hi Diana!
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:19 ] Ereka Nihil > You came a bit late to the game Thal... I'd have given you one, if it'd make you feel better.
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:32 ] Diana Kim > /emote bows deeply, still red as tomato: "Greetings, Ms. Loai!"
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:35 ] Jason Galente > No takebacksies!
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:49 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I have been in all three in life"
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:57 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smirks - Jealous?
[ 2016.08.15 23:51:57 ] Jason Galente > /emote winks at the Nihils, before making a motion with his hand as if to say 'Call me' and then makes a heart with his hands
[ 2016.08.15 23:52:03 ] Loai Qerl > Are they bothering you about your missile collection?
[ 2016.08.15 23:52:12 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I LIVED it"
[ 2016.08.15 23:52:17 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote is still on the floor, crying a bit with laughter
[ 2016.08.15 23:52:34 ] Diana Kim > No... they... THEEEY.... they just.... THEE-EEEY!!! Oh Maker!! THEEEEY!!!
[ 2016.08.15 23:52:46 ] Loai Qerl > They're uncouth varlets. I know.
[ 2016.08.15 23:52:46 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote mocks her - THEEEEEY!
[ 2016.08.15 23:52:56 ] Jason Galente > /emote to Ereka "Pick your sis off the floor and tell her I'm down if y'all are."
[ 2016.08.15 23:53:01 ] Makoto Priano > Alright. Just about done. One shipment left.
[ 2016.08.15 23:53:16 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote rolls her eyes at Jason in response
[ 2016.08.15 23:53:26 ] Vlad Cetes > Getting a jump start on the Serpentis Capital production?
[ 2016.08.15 23:53:39 ] Makoto Priano > mm. No. To be honest, I'm not convinced they're worth it.
[ 2016.08.15 23:53:42 ] Jason Galente > You've already got the cold, disapproving indifference down! You'll make a great wife, Ereka.
[ 2016.08.15 23:53:55 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote grumbles - Whoopee.
[ 2016.08.15 23:53:57 ] Jason Galente > Anywho.
[ 2016.08.15 23:54:02 ] Jason Galente > Loai, want to play?
[ 2016.08.15 23:54:48 ] Diana Kim > Ms. Loai! Don't play their game, it will disgrace you!
[ 2016.08.15 23:54:54 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote finally gets off the floor and wipes a tear from her eye - Holy shit...
[ 2016.08.15 23:54:55 ] Loai Qerl > Play what? You're keeping your clothes on this time?
[ 2016.08.15 23:55:01 ] Jason Galente > Heh.
[ 2016.08.15 23:55:10 ] Ereka Nihil > Don't even suggest strip poker to him.
[ 2016.08.15 23:55:18 ] Ereka Nihil > ... Fuck.
[ 2016.08.15 23:55:23 ] Makoto Priano > ...welp.
[ 2016.08.15 23:55:31 ] Jason Galente > Fuck/Marry/Kill. Of those present, you pick one you'd fuck, one you'd marry, etc. Have to pick three different people. Mentioned party must drink.
[ 2016.08.15 23:55:43 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I have never played strip poker.....nor really poker"
[ 2016.08.15 23:56:07 ] Jason Galente > Strip poker was a Caille staple. Everyone played it, even the fat kids. Especially the fat kids.
[ 2016.08.15 23:56:14 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote elbows Ere - Well, way to go... now we'll never hear about the end of that idea.
[ 2016.08.15 23:56:23 ] Makoto Priano > Just to warn you, I'm a good hand at poker.
[ 2016.08.15 23:56:27 ] Loai Qerl > Oh goodness, I'd love to.
[ 2016.08.15 23:56:39 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote blinks - What have I just unleashed.
[ 2016.08.15 23:56:52 ] Jason Galente > They really came out of their shell when people started putting 5s in their waistlines.
[ 2016.08.15 23:56:57 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote quickly looks around for the vodka bottle, and pours and takes a shot
[ 2016.08.15 23:56:58 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "A monster Ereka"
[ 2016.08.15 23:57:08 ] Jason Galente > Aaaattagirl.
[ 2016.08.15 23:57:21 ] Diana Kim > Ms. Loai! Picking someone to reproduce without marriage is a disgrace! And they don't allow picking one for both marriage and this disgusting activity!
[ 2016.08.15 23:57:29 ] Jason Galente > Loai, you knooooooow you want to!
[ 2016.08.15 23:57:41 ] Loai Qerl > Don't worry, Diana, God knows it's just a game. Harmless as a jumprope rhyme, if you ignore the 'fuck' part as rhetorical!
[ 2016.08.15 23:57:56 ] Ereka Nihil > I'll have you know we come from a fucking tundra wasteland. If I ever thought about it, mark my words - FIVE layers. Five.
[ 2016.08.15 23:58:00 ] Diana Kim > Oh, and I would play poker with Ereka. I would poke her to death!
[ 2016.08.15 23:58:04 ] Ereka Nihil > Minimum.
[ 2016.08.15 23:58:19 ] Ereka Nihil > Further confirming you're a teenage boy, Diana.
[ 2016.08.15 23:58:41 ] Jason Galente > Loaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
[ 2016.08.15 23:58:43 ] Jason Galente > Go!
[ 2016.08.15 23:58:44 ] Diana Kim > Disgraceful liar!
[ 2016.08.15 23:58:46 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs once and takes a drink - Ouch, Ere.
[ 2016.08.15 23:58:49 ] Sakura Nihil > Shots fired.
[ 2016.08.15 23:59:14 ] Ereka Nihil > I think it's maybe Diana's turn, Jason?
[ 2016.08.15 23:59:31 ] Diana Kim > I am not participating in such disgrace!
[ 2016.08.15 23:59:33 ] Loai Qerl > Hm? Oh! Fuck first, I think? Sorry, if my parents eventually see this. IT'S NOT SERIOUS!
[ 2016.08.16 00:00:01 ] Jason Galente > Very well, necessary disclosures aside..
[ 2016.08.16 00:00:15 ] Loai Qerl > Thal, probably. He'd be too fussy to brag about it afterward! Ha.
[ 2016.08.16 00:00:25 ] Loai Qerl > Hi Thal!
[ 2016.08.16 00:00:48 ] Jason Galente > That "Hi thal" was more awkward than anything I could've concocted. Masterful work, young one.
[ 2016.08.16 00:01:01 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote raises his whisky bottle and sips "Ms Qeri"
[ 2016.08.16 00:01:06 ] Loai Qerl > I do what I can. <3
[ 2016.08.16 00:01:17 ] Diana Kim > /emote facepalms very loud
[ 2016.08.16 00:01:18 ] Jason Galente > Marry/Kill?
[ 2016.08.16 00:02:17 ] Loai Qerl > Marry? You, of COURSE. I'd never have to so much as cook you a meal, you'd be out having horrid affairs all the time. My life would be a glorious medley of freedom and sympathy.
[ 2016.08.16 00:02:52 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn"
[ 2016.08.16 00:02:56 ] Loai Qerl > And I would, alas, kill Diana, because I think at this point she might like to be put out of her misery.
[ 2016.08.16 00:03:19 ] Sakura Nihil > We might just like that too.
[ 2016.08.16 00:03:28 ] Loai Qerl > Hush you, she's darling.
[ 2016.08.16 00:03:35 ] Diana Kim > /emote frowns and rises her chin up, "If you'd like to kill me, how about you COME here and try it yourself?!"
[ 2016.08.16 00:03:42 ] Makoto Priano > Alright. Before I sign out of the neocom, did any of you know Tuulinen was in a music video? His dance segment begins after 01:20.
[ 2016.08.16 00:04:16 ] Loai Qerl > I don't really want to kill you, Diana. Ever! We're friends.
[ 2016.08.16 00:05:20 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote starts cracking up "Oh Yes, that is perfect"
[ 2016.08.16 00:05:31 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote pulls the recording up on the screen, and just blinks a few times - Oh... my...
[ 2016.08.16 00:05:35 ] Jason Galente > Not bad..
[ 2016.08.16 00:05:38 ] Jason Galente > She's good at this.
[ 2016.08.16 00:05:43 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote grins - Shake it!
[ 2016.08.16 00:05:57 ] Diana Kim > /emote glares sternly
[ 2016.08.16 00:06:15 ] Diana Kim > So, how about this stripping poking game?!
[ 2016.08.16 00:06:23 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "could still beat him in a fight. Not a ship fight, I hate flying and shooting. But in a bar fight"
[ 2016.08.16 00:06:28 ] Sakura Nihil > You have to have something worth checking out first, Diana.
[ 2016.08.16 00:07:06 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I have been told my torso muscles are quite extraordenary"
[ 2016.08.16 00:07:09 ] Diana Kim > /emote pulls out a traditional Caldari sword, stands up, rotates it in her wrist and points directly to camera, "How about my POKER? Wanna check it?"
[ 2016.08.16 00:07:25 ] Makoto Priano > Nah. Not ribbed.
[ 2016.08.16 00:07:33 ] Makoto Priano > ...I didn't say that.
[ 2016.08.16 00:07:38 ] Makoto Priano > Um. Done here. OUT.
[ 2016.08.16 00:07:40 ] Sakura Nihil > For her pleasure?
[ 2016.08.16 00:07:45 ] Sakura Nihil > Night Makoto!
[ 2016.08.16 00:07:52 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Night"
[ 2016.08.16 00:08:02 ] Jason Galente > Didn't know Makoto had it in her.
[ 2016.08.16 00:08:10 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote takes another drink of the vodka
[ 2016.08.16 00:08:16 ] Jason Galente > I guess all those nights staring at screens and pushing those glasses up from her nose made her lonely.
[ 2016.08.16 00:09:39 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "So did you all hear what I did last night?"
[ 2016.08.16 00:09:40 ] Diana Kim > I wouldn't mind poking this gallentean either!
[ 2016.08.16 00:10:00 ] Diana Kim > /emote sheathes her sword, "What did you do, Templar?"
[ 2016.08.16 00:10:50 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Caught swords. Had 5 thrown at me and I caught them all"
[ 2016.08.16 00:11:04 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I was slighty drunk so it was a feat"
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I thought this was the good RP thread :D
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I'd say Kim's reactions alone make it gold. :P
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The best part was when Templar showed up and actually PLAYED THE GAME.
Diana's reaction to that is gold.
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I'd say Kim's reactions alone make it gold. :P
So true. SO MUCH COMEDY GOLD!
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Making RP in Local GREAT AGAIN! - In a system on the edge of the warzone...
[ 2016.12.17 16:58:53 ] Aria Jenneth > ... Hi, Mr. Nauplius.
[ 2016.12.17 16:59:27 ] Nauplius > You sure come to this station often. I wish I knew why.
[ 2016.12.17 17:00:05 ] Aria Jenneth > Um. Check he list of corporate offices?
[ 2016.12.17 17:01:31 ] Nauplius > A SFRIM office doesn't really mean you have to be here all the time, no?
[ 2016.12.17 17:05:59 ] Aria Jenneth > You'd rather we departed? ... We're here supporting the 24IC. PIE, in particular.
[ 2016.12.17 17:07:12 ] Nauplius > I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, it is nice to have some things to buy. On the other hand, there's the feeling that I'm somehow supporting Molok worship with each 400mm Steel Plate purchased.
[ 2016.12.17 17:09:59 ] Aria Jenneth > ... I ... still haven't been introduced to ... any such cult, though ...
[ 2016.12.17 17:10:10 ] Nauplius > You will be. You will be.
[ 2016.12.17 17:11:59 ] Aria Jenneth > ... I've been the Praefecta's right hand for most of a year, now, though ...
[ 2016.12.17 17:12:09 ] Aria Jenneth > It seems like I'd know something about it by now.
[ 2016.12.17 17:12:53 ] Nauplius > The terrible possibility that I am reluctant to face is that you have already been initiated into the Molok worship and just don't want to admit it to me.
[ 2016.12.17 17:13:24 ] Aria Jenneth > ... well ... he is known as "The Deceiver," right?
[ 2016.12.17 17:13:30 ] Nauplius > Yes, he is.
[ 2016.12.17 17:13:39 ] Aria Jenneth > ... I guess it would make sense for his followers to be liars.
[ 2016.12.17 17:13:56 ] Aria Jenneth > ... unless they're the deceived, rather than deceivers, themselves?
[ 2016.12.17 17:15:25 ] Nauplius > You cannot out-deceive Molok the Deceiver. He is always one or more steps ahead of you.
[ 2016.12.17 17:16:57 ] Aria Jenneth > ... I thought he was a mortal and kind of thoroughly dead?
[ 2016.12.17 17:17:13 ] Nauplius > He is a demon and immortal.
[ 2016.12.17 17:17:19 ] Aria Jenneth > ... I see ...
[ 2016.12.17 17:17:50 ] Nauplius > That's why the Blood Raiders named their Titan after him, just like they name their other ships after demons.
[ 2016.12.17 17:17:58 ] Nauplius > Some of them, at any rate.
[ 2016.12.17 17:18:12 ] Aria Jenneth > ... well ... you do try to summon such things yourself, as well ...
[ 2016.12.17 17:18:31 ] Nauplius > But not to worship. To command. To bind.
[ 2016.12.17 17:19:53 ] Aria Jenneth > ... it would be a little hard for me to interpret the Societas chapel as a place for worshipping such things ...
[ 2016.12.17 17:20:37 ] Nauplius > Have you made an in-depth, detailed study of all the symbolism in that chapel? Do you know the hidden, esoteric meaning of said symbolism?
[ 2016.12.17 17:21:55 ] Aria Jenneth > ... I'm not sure I have the context for doing such a thing, Mr. Nauplius. ... It seems like the sort of examination that would produce some false positives, though.
[ 2016.12.17 17:22:57 ] Aria Jenneth > ... particularly since it would be in the interests of sneaky Molok worshippers to implicate innocents to create confusion and weaken the faith.
[ 2016.12.17 17:23:09 ] Aria Jenneth > *deadpan*
[ 2016.12.17 17:24:02 ] Nauplius > Is there a public description of the SFRIM chapel anywhere?
[ 2016.12.17 17:25:33 ] Nauplius > I am about to send you an important email; a follow up to our conversation yesterday.
[ 2016.12.17 17:25:46 ] Aria Jenneth > ... okay ...
[ 2016.12.17 17:26:01 ] Jev North > I think I'm in the neighborhood. I could drop by and give you a blow-by-blow of what I'm seeing?
[ 2016.12.17 17:26:44 ] Jev North > ..alright, hm, let's seee here, take a left, and..
[ 2016.12.17 17:26:58 ] Nauplius > Jev North, I do not understand.
[ 2016.12.17 17:27:16 ] Jev North > You wanted to know waht the SFRIM chapel looked like.
[ 2016.12.17 17:27:29 ] Nauplius > Oh, yes.
[ 2016.12.17 17:28:05 ] Nauplius > I'm sure it is filled with sigils of Molok the Deceiver and stuff, even if Aria cannot recognize them.
[ 2016.12.17 17:28:07 ] Jev North > ..I think I'm getting closer, but th-.. ah, no, the lights just sprang on. Artificial, but with a warm tone.
[ 2016.12.17 17:28:30 ] Aria Jenneth > *is all of a sudden looking faintly ill*
[ 2016.12.17 17:29:00 ] Aria Jenneth > ... I've received your offer, Mr. Nauplius. I'll ... think it over. Thank you.
[ 2016.12.17 17:29:17 ] Nauplius > You are welcome, madam.
[ 2016.12.17 17:29:23 ] Jev North > The space isn't as large as I thought it would be, but.. pleasing enough. Taller than it is wide, for sure. There's a scent of jasmine and flowers in the air. The walls are tiled with ceramic tiles, black and white.
[ 2016.12.17 17:29:25 ] Jev North > The floor is smooth.
[ 2016.12.17 17:29:42 ] Nauplius > Please let me know if you want certain things clarified, Aria Jenneth.
[ 2016.12.17 17:30:12 ] Nauplius > Smooth. Hmm.
[ 2016.12.17 17:30:14 ] Aria Jenneth > ... i will. *looking a little green*
[ 2016.12.17 17:30:48 ] Jev North > There is some kind of altar in the center of the space - eh, a vaguely organic shape, hemispherical, upturned? It's golden, or gilded.
[ 2016.12.17 17:30:52 ] Jev North > What should I do?
[ 2016.12.17 17:31:12 ] Nauplius > Do you see any markings on the Altar?
[ 2016.12.17 17:31:52 ] Nauplius > Touch the Altar...do you feel anything...evil?
[ 2016.12.17 17:32:13 ] Jev North > ..I checked it up close, and.. no. It is half-filled with water, though. Perhaps it's some kind of holy water font?
[ 2016.12.17 17:32:39 ] Jev North > It's a little chilly to the touch.
[ 2016.12.17 17:32:47 ] Aria Jenneth > . . . .
[ 2016.12.17 17:33:06 ] Nauplius > Did this water cause you any pain? Any wounds or bruises?
[ 2016.12.17 17:33:23 ] Jev North > No.
[ 2016.12.17 17:33:37 ] Nauplius > Hmm. That is not expected.
[ 2016.12.17 17:33:50 ] Jev North > ..I just noticed there is a button set in the wall nearby, though. Should I give it a press?
[ 2016.12.17 17:33:55 ] Nauplius > Yes.
[ 2016.12.17 17:34:04 ] Jev North > Okay.
[ 2016.12.17 17:34:28 ] Jev North > *SOUND OF TOILET FLUSHING*
[ 2016.12.17 17:34:36 ] Jev North > ..I, um.
[ 2016.12.17 17:34:41 ] Nauplius > That is suspicious.
[ 2016.12.17 17:34:43 ] Jev North > Think I took a wrong turn.
[ 2016.12.17 17:35:00 ] Nauplius > There is a line from the Scriptures I want you to bellow out.
[ 2016.12.17 17:35:14 ] Aria Jenneth > . . . .
[ 2016.12.17 17:35:15 ] Nauplius > " Molok the Deceiver was brought before him in chains and sacrificed on the altar of God"
[ 2016.12.17 17:35:35 ] Nauplius > Shout that out, and listen for anything disturbing.
[ 2016.12.17 17:35:42 ] Aria Jenneth > . . . .
[ 2016.12.17 17:35:48 ] Nauplius > Groans, light bulbs breaking, that sort of thing.
[ 2016.12.17 17:35:58 ] Nauplius > Aria. Please. What is wrong?
[ 2016.12.17 17:36:18 ] Aria Jenneth > ... nothing? Um. Feel free to ... continue?
[ 2016.12.17 17:37:23 ] Jev North > "M-Molok.." pfffh. "The Deceiver, was brought before him in chains-" *strangled noise* "-and sacrificed on the Altar of God!"
[ 2016.12.17 17:38:09 ] Nauplius > Yes! The spirit of Molok is in that place! Making it difficult for you to say the sacred words!
[ 2016.12.17 17:38:11 ] Jev North > *great, heaving laughter echoing in confined space.*
[ 2016.12.17 17:38:32 ] Aria Jenneth > /emote facepalms*
[ 2016.12.17 17:39:01 ] Nauplius > And the SFRIM members in the chapel are laughing at you because you are actually reciting orthodox Scripture instead of Molok worship!
[ 2016.12.17 17:39:07 ] Nauplius > Proof!
[ 2016.12.17 17:39:38 ] Aria Jenneth > *still facepalmed* ... it's a toilet. Mr. Nauplius, she's describing a toilet.
[ 2016.12.17 17:40:04 ] Mitara Newelle > ...
[ 2016.12.17 17:40:42 ] Mitara Newelle > The things you hear when you first connect....
[ 2016.12.17 17:40:53 ] Jev North > ..hee hee. I was convinced even he would catch it once I hit the flush-
[ 2016.12.17 17:41:19 ] Nauplius > Aria Jenneth, stop interfering with this scientific investigation.
[ 2016.12.17 17:41:40 ] Nauplius > Now, Jev North, look around and see if you can find a circle and triangle on the floor somewhere.
[ 2016.12.17 17:42:14 ] Aria Jenneth > . . . . *looks up, disbelief etched on her face*
[ 2016.12.17 17:42:59 ] Aria Jenneth > ... uh ... Ave, Lady Admiral. *apparently dealing with Mitara is easier than coping with whatever this is*
[ 2016.12.17 17:43:25 ] Jev North > Nope. I can confirm the toilet of my captain's quarters is free of heretical symbolism.
[ 2016.12.17 17:43:58 ] Nauplius > Fine. Be that way. Take the side of Molok.
[ 2016.12.17 17:44:28 ] Mitara Newelle > Salve, Peregrinans Jenneth.
[ 2016.12.17 17:45:15 ] Aria Jenneth > ... ... *headdesks again* Our chapel is elsewhere, Mr. Nauplius. We ... don't have any specific to the Societas here.
[ 2016.12.17 17:45:43 ] Aria Jenneth > ... my apologies for ... the ... I'm not even sure what to apologize for, Lady Admiral, but I feel like I should apologize for it.
[ 2016.12.17 17:46:35 ] Nauplius > I see, Ms. Jenneth. If you ever want to pray in the small Temple to the Red God in the Bhaalgorn I have in this station, I will be happy to host you.
[ 2016.12.17 17:46:54 ] Mitara Newelle > Hmpf. I doubt you have any responsibility for The Butcher's insanity, Peregrinans.
[ 2016.12.17 17:47:32 ] Aria Jenneth > *head still down* I'll bear it in mind. Thank you. ... Yes, my lady.
[ 2016.12.17 17:47:50 ] Jev North > I do feel somewhat sorry for feeding your paranoia there, but it was a move that dictated itself.
[ 2016.12.17 17:48:26 ] Nauplius > Pilots, I must be off for a bit. See you later.
[ 2016.12.17 17:48:36 ] Jev North > In my defense, the privies in this station are quite fancy, worthy of the crusaders of the 24th.
[ 2016.12.17 17:48:38 ] Aria Jenneth > ... goodbye.
[ 2016.12.17 17:48:42 ] Mitara Newelle > Good riddance.
[ 2016.12.17 17:49:03 ] Aria Jenneth > *lifts her head*
[ 2016.12.17 17:50:16 ] Aria Jenneth > ... Um. That was actually kind of great, Jev. I'm not sure it helped, but ...
[ 2016.12.17 17:51:15 ] Aria Jenneth > ... he ... kind of raises confirmation bias to an art form.
[ 2016.12.17 17:52:42 ] Jev North > Quite. It's really impressive. I think I realizes on some level, he's been had, but - just denies it and moves right into a reality where he is correct in his suspicions, hm?
[ 2016.12.17 17:56:24 ] Aria Jenneth > ... I think it's kind of the basis for his whole theology, so ...
[ 2016.12.17 17:56:31 ] Aria Jenneth > ... yeah.
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holy shit
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[18:48:26] Synthetic Cultist > How are you Finding Space so far, Ioannis Sepphiros ?
[18:50:21] Ioannis Sepphiros > I enjoy every minute of it to be honest. What is your occupation Ms Synthia if I may ask?
[18:51:40] Synthetic Cultist > My Occupation ?
[18:54:46] Ioannis Sepphiros > Yeah, what is that you do, your profession if you like
[18:56:34] Synthetic Cultist > Imperial Queen of the Glorious progressive Theocratic City-state of Kaztropolis, Empress of the Wombat People Territories, Divine Empress of Greater Kaztropol Planet, Interpreter of Scripture, Diviner of Truth, Guardian of the Faithful,
[18:56:38] Synthetic Cultist > Observer of Unusual Facts, Inquisitor of Heretics, Missionary to the Heathens, Speaker of Profundities, Paragon of Virtue and Angel of Compassion.
[18:57:24] Mizhir > This is why you don't ask Synthia about her occupation
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OMG! I made it to the Good RP Logs Thread
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I know where you get your inspiration, Synthia.
Graelyn > My Standing is my NAME.
Synthetic Cultist > The Knife in the Back requires Trust
Stitcher > your standing is Graelyn?
Synthetic Cultist > Graelyn is not his Real Name.
Synthetic Cultist > I do not know Graelyn's Real Name.
Graelyn > I am Cardinal Graelyn of Hedion, a humble capsuleer servant of The Most Holy Empire among the famed loyalist fleet known as PIE.
Graelyn > My title was granted to me by the Defensores Fidei, the clerical arm of the Curatores Veritatis Alliance who persues the Reclaiming of the South, who named me the sole recipient of their highest designation, recognized by all peers.
Graelyn > I am among the First Generation of capsuleer pilots, one of the first to proclaim loyalty to the Empire, and one of the last to have survived this long. I have served alongside nearly every capsuleer corporation loyal to Amarr in some capacity.
Graelyn > While the Empire rarely sees fit to ask for the direct intervention of capsuleers in it's affairs, in nearly every case where it has, I have been intrinsically involved.
Graelyn > I was there with Golan Trevize when the Tribals failed to stop the Imperial Apocalypse; I stormed through Sarikusa's final defenses in the Bleak Lands alongside Admiral Sarum to end the Blood Wars
Graelyn > I hunted the Tetrimon Order when they crossed the border, defended them at the behest of the Theology Council, then oversaw thier deaths and the destruction of thier heretical texts within my own anchored structures.
Graelyn > Bricks of the Tal-Romon Cathedral sit safely in my vaults.I have worked with Heirs, Admirals, and Grandmasters, been witness to both glory and atrocity, and been the solemn keeper of many secrets.
Graelyn > That is my Fucking Name.
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[ 2017.05.11 05:24:56 ] Synthetic Cultist > Elsebeth Rhiannon.
[ 2017.05.11 05:25:13 ] Elsebeth Rhiannon > Synthia?
[ 2017.05.11 05:25:42 ] Synthetic Cultist > in YC 115 you Said: [ YC115.09.20 17:22:43 ] Elsebeth Rhiannon > Dear gods, remind me to not attempt a joke on the IGS.
[ 2017.05.11 05:25:51 ] Synthetic Cultist > You are Reminded.
[ 2017.05.11 05:25:57 ] Elsebeth Rhiannon > /emote laughs
[ 2017.05.11 05:25:59 ] Elsebeth Rhiannon > Thank you.
[ 2017.05.11 05:26:04 ] Coulter Phelps > Wow.
[ 2017.05.11 05:26:34 ] Elsebeth Rhiannon > I actually needed that; I was just considering answering commander Drant's "blah blah blah is Treason" with "yeah! let's!"
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Ooooh, I remember this game!
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:16 ] Johlie > I want to kill you all so much. *chuckles*
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:35 ] Vlad Cettes > Fuck: Diana Kim/Marry: Tarques Prime/Kill: Johlie
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:36 ] Sakura Nihil > I hear it's just a means of communication, no?
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:51 ] Jason Galente > Hahaha.
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:55 ] Sakura Nihil > ...annnd that was not an expected outcome. My...
[ 2016.08.15 23:21:58 ] Jason Galente > Why would you kill Johlie?
[ 2016.08.15 23:22:04 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote seems to look physically ill
[ 2016.08.15 23:22:07 ] Diana Kim > HOW DARE YOU!!! I am Caldari Officer!!
[ 2016.08.15 23:22:46 ] Vlad Cettes > /emote grins> Expected human outcomes confirmed
[ 2016.08.15 23:22:46 ] Jason Galente > I love how Diana pretends to hate all of this.. yet she's listening intently.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:10 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smirks - I think Vlad just played us like an instrument.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:17 ] Jason Galente > Yeah, he's a troll.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:23 ] Jason Galente > This is a known fact.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:26 ] Jason Galente > It's also great.
[ 2016.08.15 23:23:29 ] Sakura Nihil > A successful one, that said.
[ 2016.08.15 23:24:03 ] Jason Galente > Alright: mentioned parties, drink!
[ 2016.08.15 23:24:11 ] Jason Galente > Diana, you can drink milk from a sippie cup.
I used to be so much more savage. What happened to me? :L
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[18:15:27] Mizhara Del'thul > Could always just call us Mizhara and Mizhir?
[18:15:34] Francophobia > Oh thats cool. Yeah i would still be into it if i had a team to root for.
[18:15:52] Jason Galente > I just realized something.
[18:16:01] Jason Galente > This Miz Miz thing gets even worse when you consider 'Miss'.
[18:16:03] MantelGlobalIndustries > Hmm, I see that Templis won. Jolly good.
[18:16:07] Jason Galente > How the hell are you two still sane?
[18:16:17] Mizhara Del'thul > Otherwise I'll have to insist on Miz of the Shifting Snows, the Wise and Terrible, the carrier of the Divine Arse, Esquire.
[18:16:28] Trii Seo > /emote reappears > Raaaaaah!
[18:16:31] Jason Galente > "Excuse me, Miss?" "Yes?" "No, not you."
[18:16:40] Mizhara Del'thul > Well Jason, Miztakes are occasionally made.
[18:16:50] Jason Galente > I despise you.
[18:16:51] Mizhara Del'thul > People tend to Mizbehave.
[18:16:56] MantelGlobalIndustries > Would they be classed as a crime or a mere Mizdemeanour?
[18:17:17] Mizhir > You brought this upon yourself Mizter Galente
[18:17:21] Jason Galente > /emote mutes his feed, covering his face with a couch pillow
[18:17:26] Mizhara Del'thul > People Mizappropriating our names is a burden our kind must bear.
[18:17:31] Mizhara Del'thul > /emote looks appropriately sad.
[18:18:12] MantelGlobalIndustries > One could easily be Mizled whether some chap refers to Mizhir as 'Miz', with Mizhara present.
[18:18:24] Trii Seo > 'sup.
[18:18:33] MantelGlobalIndustries > Oh, greetings Trii.
[18:18:35] Francophobia > Hi
[18:18:48] Mizhir > Greetings mizz Seo
[18:19:11] Mizhara Del'thul > I think we broke Jason.
[18:19:14] Jason Galente > /emote fumbles with his neocom controls for about a minute, struggling to turn off his feed from behind the pillow, before eventually succeeding
[18:19:38] Mizhara Del'thul > Honestly, with the fish fucking thing, I am surprised it didn't happen sooner.
[18:19:55] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote flickers in.
[18:20:08] Veikitamo Gesakaarin > Hmm. I guess Jason is... biting the pillow.
Never not Miz pun.
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So let me get this straight... if I took a shot at the two standing together in a room and missed, you might say that I Missed Miss Miz and Miss Miz Milling about?
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I am actively sad that I wasn't there for this :(
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I am actively sad that I wasn't there for mizzed this :(
Fixed. Hope you feel less mizerable now.
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[ 2018.03.30 00:52:15 ] Rafal Vausienne > It really is a good show. Goofy at times, but in that self-aware sort of way that works.
[ 2018.03.30 00:52:17 ] Kalaratiri > /emote winks > Tell your friends
[ 2018.03.30 00:54:29 ] Rafal Vausienne > Um, I'm Rafal Vausienne and Republic Fleet Firetails is my favourite holo while docked at this citadel?
[ 2018.03.30 00:58:08 ] Rafal Vausienne > That was terrible of me, I'm so sorry.
[ 2018.03.30 00:59:05 ] Kalaratiri > /emote laughs > I wouldn't worry. The show has been running for a good few years now, I imagine it will survive your assistance
[ 2018.03.30 01:04:08 ] Rafal Vausienne > Well, I hope it does! Where else can I see a fictional version of you during the Firetail best grill bbq competition say, "Now gaze upon my woks, and this pear."?
[ 2018.03.30 01:04:40 ] Kalaratiri > /emote visibly wilts > Tell me you made that up
[ 2018.03.30 01:05:11 ] Kalaratiri > I haven't watched every episode. Please tell me that isn't a real line.
[ 2018.03.30 01:07:55 ] Rafal Vausienne > Well, I guess if you don't watch the holiday special during season 5 you can pretend like it never happened?
[ 2018.03.30 01:10:04 ] Kalaratiri > /emote growls > I'm going to make somebody eat that script
[ 2018.03.30 01:11:28 ] Kalaratiri > /emote disconnects
Thanks to Rafal for this, I got a good laugh out of it :lol:
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I don't expect to return to these forums after a hiatus to see what I saw. Jason, you're not funny, those logs were awful, grow up.
Carry on folks.
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[20:30:50] Catherine Gillot > /emote leaves her tea behind > Let's go... you should... um... practice on not looking so lesbian... now that you have a boyfriend...
[20:32:08] Mizhir > /emote looks shocked "Do I look like a lesbian?"
[20:32:50] Catherine Gillot > /emote returns the lesbian-in-sign-language look > Not at all... not at all...
[20:33:15] Mizhir > /emote laughs "what?"
[20:33:30] Catherine Gillot > Nothing... nothing...
[20:34:15] Mizhir > Like do I look lesbian? Is that why it seems so easy for me to find women to sleep with?
[20:34:35] Catherine Gillot > Yes, and your body language literally screams "LESBIAN".
[20:35:03] Mizhir > Ohh
Apparantly Miz got lez vibes.
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Miz does. Not sure about Miz though.
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[21:54:41] Nauplius > Valerie Valate, when you stand before a Holy and Righteous God at the judgement, how will you defend yourself?
[21:55:51] Valerie Valate > I will say, truthfully, that I am as God made me, with breasts larger than my brain, so while I tried to be taken seriously, it was ultimately not to be.
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An old exchange between Triss and myself concerning the names of starships and their implications.
[ 2018.05.11 09:40:35 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > I don't even think I've taken the Sefira beyond the docking parameters of its home station. Still cannot fathom why my friend would give one to me.
[ 2018.05.11 09:40:42 ] Silver Night > I'm rather fond of the battlecruiser size, at least the fast ones. Otherwise, same.
[ 2018.05.11 09:40:46 ] Tressith Sefira > Um?
[ 2018.05.11 09:41:18 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > Let me guess, skirmish artillery Hurricane-class battlecruisers?
[ 2018.05.11 09:42:43 ] Silver Night > I preferred the AC version, when it was popular. Not that I've flown much combat any time recently.
[ 2018.05.11 09:42:56 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > I'm just saying Triss, I don't find myself in her very often, if ever. And when I do, it's not for business.
[ 2018.05.11 09:43:15 ] Tressith Sefira > You can't name a ship after my surname. You don't even pronounce it correctly!
[ 2018.05.11 09:43:15 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > Old school. Very old school.
[ 2018.05.11 09:43:32 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > Well, technically it is called the HMS Tressith Sefira
[ 2018.05.11 09:44:42 ] Tressith Sefira > But why.
[ 2018.05.11 09:44:57 ] Tressith Sefira > WHY. DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT SOUNDS?
[ 2018.05.11 09:44:59 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > It's a beautiful ship. Worthy of the name.
[ 2018.05.11 09:45:07 ] Tressith Sefira > READ OVER WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
[ 2018.05.11 09:45:41 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > What, that's its a beautiful ship?
[ 2018.05.11 09:46:02 ] Tressith Sefira > "I DON'T FIND MYSELF IN HER VERY OFTEN, IF EVER. AND WHEN I DO, IT'S NOT FOR BUSINESS?"
[ 2018.05.11 09:46:33 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > Well, of course. I'm only ever in the Sefira for pleasure purposes these days. I doubt I'll ever take her out.
[ 2018.05.11 09:47:25 ] Tressith Sefira > Maybe you're actually as stupid as your moustache looks. Let me fix your fucking pronouns for you.
[ 2018.05.11 09:47:43 ] Tressith Sefira > "I don't find myself in (TRESSITH SEFIRA) very often, if ever. And when I do, it's not for business."
[ 2018.05.11 09:50:12 ] Tressith Sefira > You are flying some kind of capital, named after me, crewed by thousands, for the Caldari State in an active warzone.
[ 2018.05.11 09:50:33 ] Tressith Sefira > What were you thinking?
[ 2018.05.11 09:50:56 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > Now now, there is no need for that. I'm merely saying I only get inside her when it is good for me timewise, and even then it is a bit of a tight fit getting her turned on.
[ 2018.05.11 09:51:02 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > The CPU is a bit of a finnicky thing.
[ 2018.05.11 09:51:10 ] Tressith Sefira > ...
[ 2018.05.11 09:51:12 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > What? I like the name.
[ 2018.05.11 09:51:16 ] Tressith Sefira > Getting her turned on.
[ 2018.05.11 09:51:40 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > She wont function otherwise.
[ 2018.05.11 09:52:03 ] Tressith Sefira > A bit of a tight fit.
[ 2018.05.11 09:52:31 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > You need a certain skillset, it's very temperamental at times.
[ 2018.05.11 09:52:55 ] Tressith Sefira > I've got no words to express how disgusted I am with you right now, so "very" will have to suffice.
[ 2018.05.11 09:52:57 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > But as long as you have it, you can fit everything you need snugly in with room to spare.
[ 2018.05.11 09:53:26 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > For naming my Wyvern-class after you? I thought it was very fitting.
[ 2018.05.11 09:54:49 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > Thoughtful, even.
[ 2018.05.11 09:56:09 ] Tressith Sefira > You're flying a Caldari ship for the Caldari State in service of killing Gallente citizens and capturing Gallente member-states while cracking sexual innuendo which makes me feel so filthy I want to take a searing shower... And you thought I would take that as a compliment?
[ 2018.05.11 09:56:15 ] Tressith Sefira > Who the fuck do you think I am?
[ 2018.05.11 09:56:30 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > That was sexual innuendo? Hold on...
[ 2018.05.11 09:56:40 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > Huh, guess it could be interpreted that way.
[ 2018.05.11 09:57:05 ] Tressith Sefira > Don't you play innocent, you nasty little boy. You're not. I know your story and I know how you treat women.
[ 2018.05.11 09:57:11 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > No no... it's more about the ship's design and history than anything when I chose to name it after you.
[ 2018.05.11 09:58:08 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > Uh huh. By naming a ship after them?
[ 2018.05.11 09:58:32 ] MantelGlobalIndustries > Or following them when they have been made upset by some third party? Quite nasty, indeed.
[ 2018.05.11 10:02:15 ] Tressith Sefira > Philosophers like to ponder what makes a man. Is it his actions or his words? Is it what he feels on the inside, even if it never makes it out? What ratio is there on these metrics, that could help us judge the soul supposedly trapped by a mortal shell? Back home, in the old times, we thought that a man was what they allowed to enter them, far more than anything they allowed out. We fancied a man a mere vessel for more grand, more lovely, more terrible things, and we believed him only as culpable for his actions as far as what he did allow inside; not what would eventually leak out.
[ 2018.05.11 10:02:33 ] Tressith Sefira > We excused crimes of passion on such a basis.
[ 2018.05.11 10:03:14 ] Tressith Sefira > In this, I am not of home. You, Edward Adams, are empty.
[ 2018.05.11 10:04:07 ] Tressith Sefira > I hold you accountable for every death you've decided to associate with my name.
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[22:01:12] Louella Dougans > I might be able to influence the Empress to take action.
[22:02:58] Louella Dougans > I was at school, and still in contact, with a girl who is the Empress's 8th cousin.
[22:03:20] Aldrith Shutaq > Heh.
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Ishta MaletoToday at 2:46 PM
Errr...
Fuck.. ok, yea.. it's cheery!
By the way, Ma'am, when is the move?
LunarisseToday at 2:47 PM
I need to check to see if Aria has set a date for the Lamp. Hangars will be aprocess
Ishta MaletoToday at 2:47 PM
Hopefully.. maybe I'll be able to get back before then..
Do the move myself
Constantin Baracca [SFRIM]Today at 2:56 PM
It would be best to do. I always felt strange having someone else do something on my behalf with my things. If feels like... a failure of stewardship. Over my underwear, sure, but still.
Ishta MaletoToday at 3:12 PM
Yea, I can't say.. um
It would be embarrassing..
LunarisseToday at 3:12 PM
cheerily I can add you to the list. need me to pack your cabin Archbishop?
Constantin Baracca [SFRIM]Today at 3:15 PM
Well, there's not much there. But if you'd like to rummage around in my drawers....
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 3:18 PM
I never thought I'd see an archbishop publicly consenting to let Lunarisse rummage around in his long underwear.
Ishta MaletoToday at 3:20 PM
Why do I get the impression that you... kinda want to clear my room, Ma'am?
Constantin Baracca [SFRIM]Today at 3:20 PM
I have more than underwear in my drawers, Che, thank you, but I've nothing in them that I would be embarrassed for the Directrix to see.
LunarisseToday at 3:20 PM
I have no idea Miss Maleto
perhaps a subconscious fear on your end?
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 3:24 PM
You have underwear inside your long underwear? I guess it makes more sense now. Also...I've never seen an archbishop brag about the contents of his underwear like that.
Constantin Baracca [SFRIM]Today at 3:27 PM
Not underwear, drawers, my man. My God, who do you think I am?
I am a man of class and dignity.
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 3:38 PM
I'm not all that familiar with the Amarr culture and norms and stuff. I did not mean to imply that you would wear anything other than long underwear. Let me rephrase.
You have long underwear inside your long underwear? Also, I've never seen an archbishop brag about the contents of his long underwear like that.
Is it normal for Amarr to have additional long underwear in their long underwear?
Constantin Baracca [SFRIM]Today at 3:40 PM
No, but some of the places I go are very chilly.
I suppose you could say long underwear are often uncommonly full.
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 3:45 PM
So Amarr use their long underwear to store items like some women store things in their bra?
Ishta MaletoToday at 3:47 PM
Well, you are kinda my boss... one of many, it'd be... awkward
Constantin Baracca [SFRIM]Today at 3:47 PM
Well, the items we stow are somewhat limited. I don't often have a lot of free room down there to work with.
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 3:50 PM
:laughing: There goes the archbishop, man of class and dignity, bragging again. Ooooh, you people keep surprising me. What a wonderful universe. :smile:
Constantin Baracca [SFRIM]Today at 3:51 PM
Bragging? Why, whatever do you mean, Che? You were making inquiries about what I had in my underwear, I just didn't feel ashamed to be informative.
I'm a man who strongly believes in deep cultural exchange.
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 3:54 PM
I've nothing in them that I would be embarresed for the Directrix to see
I don't have a lot of free room down there to work with
....Implying that you're well endowed down there. Bragging.
Constantin Baracca [SFRIM]Today at 3:55 PM
Why, Che, how could you ever think of such a thing? Honestly, I'm sure if the Directrix wanted to see that, she wouldn't ask about it on the Good Word, of all places.
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 3:56 PM
Gods and spirits, who do you think I am?
A man of class and dignity?
Constantin Baracca [SFRIM]Today at 3:57 PM
Consider my monocle sufficiently popped!
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 4:20 PM
...I'm not sure if that means what I think it means.
Ishta MaletoToday at 4:23 PM
She laughs
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 4:56 PM
...I'm not sure if that laugh confirms my suspicion or not.
Ishta MaletoToday at 5:05 PM
I haven't seen any... urgh, shush.
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 5:12 PM
...Now I'm starting to think it does mean what I think it means.
Ishta MaletoToday at 5:15 PM
Oh my god, no!
[ALXVP] Ché BikoToday at 5:15 PM
I guess the additional long underwear is not just for chilly places.
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Valerie Valate > Well, it's terribly complicated really.
Nauplius > I can understand complicated things, madam.
Valerie Valate > I shall start at the beginning.
Nauplius > /emote listens intently.
Valerie Valate > Billions of years ago, the universe existed as a point, which exploded quantumly. After millions of years, the primordial matter cooled and condensed to form galaxies, stars, planets, the whole lot.
Nauplius > I think that you can fast forward a bit.
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
- Carl Sagan
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Going to revive this thread with some gold from a simple truth or dare game:
[ 2019.10.13 18:41:17 ] Lasairiona Raske > I dare you, Utari, to dance a waltz with Constantin.
[ 2019.10.13 18:42:06 ] Utari Onzo > "Done!" Utari deftly gets up and straightens his clothes out. With a sense of purpose, he heads on over to Constantin. "Archbishop, may I have the honour?"
[ 2019.10.13 18:42:53 ] Constantin Baracca > /emote chuckles at Maira, then Constantin stands and turns to face Utari. "I hope you don't mind a strong lead, Utari. I'm not very good at restraining it."
[ 2019.10.13 18:43:49 ] Utari Onzo > "Please, lead on!" He offers Constantin his arm.
[ 2019.10.13 18:44:08 ] Lasairiona Raske > /emote gets up and goes to the piano. "Hold on."
[ 2019.10.13 18:45:22 ] Saronu Yassavi > /emote looks a little surprised > "The Lord Gallus follows better than I'd have expected"
[ 2019.10.13 18:46:10 ] Lasairiona Raske > /emote starts to play a waltz (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxG-kOTMgaA ))
[ 2019.10.13 18:46:41 ] Constantin Baracca > /emote clears his throat and gives Utari a good "1...2...3...1...." and immedately steps into Utari, leading him into a very practiced waltz. He seems to be humming a waltz until Lasa beings playing one. "Oh thank you, my dear." He then leads Utari through the waltz, thankful of the open space to do so.
[ 2019.10.13 18:47:02 ] Lasairiona Raske > /emote smiles, her fingers flying over the keys in expert time.
[ 2019.10.13 18:48:06 ] Utari Onzo > /emote follows along dutifully, for a while, before asserting himself. He uses his Civire frame and particular bulk to pull the lead from Constantine, appearing somewhat akin to a duel as a dance.
[ 2019.10.13 18:48:27 ] Utari Onzo > "My lord Archbishop must be more forceful to tame this partner!"
[ 2019.10.13 18:49:00 ] Lasairiona Raske > /emote laughs softly
[ 2019.10.13 18:50:46 ] Constantin Baracca > /emote grins, then uses the additional rotation Utari is generating to kick is leg out and lead Utari into a snap turn. At 6'-4" tall, resistance might lead Utari to being led more into a judo throw than a dance move. "Very well."
[ 2019.10.13 18:51:20 ] Lasairiona Raske > /emote purposefully extends the last few bars of the waltz, just to enjoy the dueling dancers.
[ 2019.10.13 18:51:49 ] Utari Onzo > /emote follows the turn, letting resistance slip for a moment to prevent falling, before attempting to put Constantin into a spin on the next turn.
[ 2019.10.13 18:52:42 ] Lasairiona Raske > /emote steadily reaches the end of the tune.
[ 2019.10.13 18:54:42 ] Constantin Baracca > /emote follows into the spin, but he simply lifts Utari's arms over his head as he completes the turn and leans him over his hip into a spinning dip, turning on one crouched leg with the other stretched behind him to spread out his center of gravity. "Oh, Utari... as if I haven't danced with Loai."
[ 2019.10.13 18:55:11 ] Lasairiona Raske > /emote laughs and plays out the last few notes. "Bravo!"
[ 2019.10.13 18:55:16 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote sighs.
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[ 2019.10.13 18:58:30 ] Catherine Gillot > /emote fiddles for a moment > Is there something you would like to do to your girlfriend that you haven't done? Marrying not included?
[ 2019.10.13 18:59:28 ] Mizhir > /emote smiles warmly. "Start a family with her"
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[ 2019.10.13 19:10:00 ] Maria Daphiti > "Umm..." she frowns as she almost says "Dare". Then finishes. "Truth it is."
[ 2019.10.13 19:10:39 ] Mizhir > What is the last sin you committed?
[ 2019.10.13 19:11:18 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote looks like a furrier in the headlights of a incoming large ground-truck.
[ 2019.10.13 19:11:31 ] Maria Daphiti > "Can I change to Dare?"
[ 2019.10.13 19:11:42 ] Mizhir > /emote nods
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[19:39:03] Maria Daphiti > "We all know y' love and adore Cathie.. but is there an Amarr loyalist capsuleer you'd crush on?"
[19:39:35] Mizhir > /emote eyes her suspiciously. "Are you sure you want the answer for that?"
[19:40:04] Maria Daphiti > /emote cocks her head like a robin studying the grass. "Hmm."
[19:40:29] Mizhir > /emote grins "You asked and now you will get it: Your mum"
[19:40:34] Maria Daphiti > "OMG!"
[19:40:53] Mizhir > Don't say I didn't warn you
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Valerie Valate > Graelyn, are you still here ?
Valerie Valate > I have an orthodox Amarr religious question you might be able to answer.
Graelyn > Very well.
Valerie Valate > Alright.
Graelyn > /emote puts on his cleric face
Valerie Valate > So, I have a friend, who asked an orthodox Amarr man to marry her, and he said he was "seriously considering it". But that was 8 months ago. How long should she wait for an answer before becoming impatient ?
Graelyn > Hmm....
Graelyn > I've often advised that 2 years is a good, proper amount of time for a courtship. However, once the question is asked, 3 months is too long without some sort of clarification.
Valerie Valate > I See.
Graelyn > That said, if the families to be joined hold title, or extensive assets, one can allow for more care.
Sinikka Hakatain > ...eight months?
Graelyn > But outside of such circumstances, yes, I would say 'have a seat or exit the lavatory.'
Evi Polevhia > That's not...not...quite...nevermind.
Valerie Valate > Are you surprised at something, Sinikka ?
Sinikka Hakatain > Honey, if somebody was courting me then up and vanished on me for eight months, I'd consider that a breakup.
Sinikka Hakatain > wouldn't take me eight months, neither
Valerie Valate > Well, in the Amarr cultures, it's considered unseemly to rush.
Sinikka Hakatain > You and I have wildly different definitions of the word "rush."
Raxi Elamp > > did he actually disappear or just not answer the question
Stitcher > I mean, there's people in my life who have other stuff going on sometimes and maybe I don't see them for a while. but eight months?
Stitcher > I'm with Sin, that's kinda ridiculous
Raxi Elamp > > i dont think ive ever even been with someone for eight months straight
Sinikka Hakatain > /emote sighs
Valerie Valate > Well, they've been flirting with each other for 8 years or so.
Evi Polevhia > Oh, so just met.
Sinikka Hakatain > a whirlwind romance, really
Stitcher > Scandalous. Why, it's practically an elopement!
Valerie Valate > So, four more months, then consider it a write-off.
Evi Polevhia > Well you did say they were Amarrian
Stitcher > I think that would be a reasonable conclusion after a whole year
Evi Polevhia > So we could've written it off sooner...
Nauplius > At least they aren't fornicating.