:cripes: I thought for a moment I had accidentally logged into 4chan. Seriously, a silly meme picture is worth negative one hundred words.
I have to ask if you are self-aware, or if you need to undergo the Turing Test. Nobody is already taking you seriously by this point, and personally, I don't even recognize you as part of the RP community.
[in her best Keith Olberman voice]:
With all due respect, sir, you should check your hatred at the door. In this forum, we should at least strive for a modicum of civility, sir. We're all posting here and having fun, but you, sir, seem to be taking everything to heart. I would suggest that you take a stiff drink, sir, and calm down. Really, there is nothing to get upset over here, sir; just take a deep breath.
As to the rest, ICly, Aliza has the Goonswarm sense of A; superiority, B: contempt for the rest of the cluster. She doesn't just think she's better than the rest, she knows it. And she holds pretty much everyone that's not blue in abject contempt. Again, this is all ICly. OOCly I would happily share a drink with any of you. (Certain terms and conditions apply. Applies to well qualified players only. Anyone sharing a drink must refer to me as, "oh great Goon" and speak only of and about themselves in the third person. Players must not wear purple while sharing a drink. Players must pay for my drink. In addition, players must order an appetizer. Players may not speak ill of the Mittani in the course of sharing a drink. Players must get an SA account and post what an amazing time they had after drinks are shared. Lastly, players agree to join CONDI, after a simple background check a security deposit of no less than 500m should be placed in the Amok. corp wallet. Assets should be transferred to my neutral hauling alt in Jita. Finally, players must dye their hair blonde before meeting for drinks.)