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Author Topic: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE  (Read 31724 times)

Morwen Lagann

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« Last Edit: 05 Apr 2012, 09:48 by Morwen Lagann »
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #166 on: 05 Apr 2012, 09:24 »

And completely worthless. None of that was ever asked for. "Oh, you guys didn't like the giant turd we put at the end of the game? Here, let's add more turd. THAT'LL FIX IT!".
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #167 on: 06 Apr 2012, 11:39 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ythY_GkEBck&fb_source=message

This video explain the Indoctrination theory perfectly and I highly recommend watching it
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #168 on: 06 Apr 2012, 11:59 »

I'd just like to let everyone know I haven't gone past ME1.

That said, I still find this video hillarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6e9nokg1NQ&feature=g-all-lik&context=G202df41FAAAAAAAAQAA
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #169 on: 06 Apr 2012, 12:42 »

I'd just like to let everyone know I haven't gone past ME1.

That said, I still find this video hillarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6e9nokg1NQ&feature=g-all-lik&context=G202df41FAAAAAAAAQAA

You made my day  :lol:
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #170 on: 06 Apr 2012, 18:01 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ythY_GkEBck&fb_source=message

This video explain the Indoctrination theory perfectly and I highly recommend watching it

This video is the sole reason I feel compelled to buy ME3 now
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #171 on: 06 Apr 2012, 22:56 »

"Why, yes Harbinger, our Shepard unit will gather all potential threats to our invasion and bring them to Sol system, where we can destroy them in one piecemeal battle"
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #172 on: 07 Apr 2012, 05:10 »

And completely worthless. None of that was ever asked for. "Oh, you guys didn't like the giant turd we put at the end of the game? Here, let's add more turd. THAT'LL FIX IT!".

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It's TOTALLY worth it.
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #173 on: 07 Apr 2012, 06:34 »

Still demanding Niftu Cal, Volus Vanguard.

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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #174 on: 07 Apr 2012, 08:17 »

Still demanding Niftu Cal, Volus Vanguard.

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+1
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"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"
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Morwen Lagann

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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #175 on: 07 Apr 2012, 09:02 »

And completely worthless. None of that was ever asked for. "Oh, you guys didn't like the giant turd we put at the end of the game? Here, let's add more turd. THAT'LL FIX IT!".

Krogan Vanguard.


It's TOTALLY worth it.

That's different DLC to the one I linked, Cael.

But yes, +1 to Kyber. Niftu Cal ftw.
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #176 on: 07 Apr 2012, 10:10 »

Still demanding Niftu Cal, Volus Vanguard Biotic God.

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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #177 on: 08 Apr 2012, 00:58 »

Still demanding Niftu Cal, Volus Vanguard.

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Wait, you didn't see Niftu in your ME 3 playthrough?
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #178 on: 08 Apr 2012, 02:08 »

And completely worthless. None of that was ever asked for. "Oh, you guys didn't like the giant turd we put at the end of the game? Here, let's add more turd. THAT'LL FIX IT!".

I'd like the game that was advertised on the box. I didn't get it. This isn't going to fix it.
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Re: Mass Effect 3 - SPOILERS INSIDE
« Reply #179 on: 08 Apr 2012, 22:17 »

I have to imagine there was some... internal bioware issues with either scheduling/ writing, or -something-.  They took such care with the endings and final missions for the first two games, it really, really doesn't add up that they didn't stick the landing on this one.

The plot falls apart completely and its a giant turd, so I'ma chalk it up to EA being jerks and somehow poisoning the well, maybe making them worry about pay-to-play forced multiplayer microtransaction bullshit and not finishing their damn single player game.


One (of the many) things that really annoyed me, was that at least in ME2 (EA influence not withstanding), it actually -mattered- who you brought on your squad, and what tasks they were given. you had an actual sense of being on a difficult suicide mission, and a crack team working together and making it happen.

This game was just you running around collecting a bunch of numbers to throw at the enemy.  How much more interesting if you had to make actual -decisions- with the finale? Tough decisions about how to use all those war assets you had been collecting the entire damn game? Send in the Krogans as shock troops? Suicide the Geth fleets first? That kind of thing. Make it effect the outcome and how you play the final missions.

Illusive man, built up as the master strategist and always one step ahead, leader of an entire army, shows up to the final confrontation by himself with a handgun? And then you just.... talk him into suicide.... good effing gravy.



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