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Katrina Oniseki

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Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« on: 28 Apr 2013, 01:14 »


This window is crooked.
« Last Edit: 28 Apr 2013, 13:35 by Silver Night »
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Re: Re: The Caldari Empire: will CCP dare?
« Reply #1 on: 28 Apr 2013, 02:48 »
Quote from: Katrina Oniseki on 28 Apr 2013, 01:14


This window is crooked.
Kat, you can't just post this in any thread. It probably deserves its own.

Possible evidence that CCP has something against Caldari?
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Re: Re: The Caldari Empire: will CCP dare?
« Reply #2 on: 28 Apr 2013, 07:00 »
Possible evidence that not all graphics are perfect in EVE.

Go have a look at the three long lines of light on the landing-pad your ship sits on in any Federal station. It's quite the ugly texture.
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Re: Re: The Caldari Empire: will CCP dare?
« Reply #3 on: 28 Apr 2013, 09:14 »
Possible evidence that someone was taking the "asymmetrical" Caldari design philosophy a bit far. ... or perhaps just trying to put it back in. Caldari ships have been getting disturbingly symmetrical lately.
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Re: Re: The Caldari Empire: will CCP dare?
« Reply #4 on: 28 Apr 2013, 12:14 »
Quote from: Katrina Oniseki on 28 Apr 2013, 01:14


This window is crooked.
This is a feature. Works as intended.
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Re: Re: The Caldari Empire: will CCP dare?
« Reply #5 on: 28 Apr 2013, 13:18 »
Quote from: Creep on 28 Apr 2013, 12:14
Quote from: Katrina Oniseki on 28 Apr 2013, 01:14


This window is crooked.
This is a feature. Works as intended.

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Hello XXXXXXXXX,
Thank you for your bugreport titled: Crooked Window
We were not previously aware of this problem, and have used your bugreport to create a new issue in our defect tracking system.

Here is a link to update your bug report: xxxxxxx

The BugHunter Team
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Re: Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« Reply #6 on: 28 Apr 2013, 14:04 »
Thank goodness you caught that bug before it became a major issue!!
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Re: Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« Reply #7 on: 28 Apr 2013, 14:37 »
Clearly, the Blue Donut in nullsec is all because of this crooked window. Crooked windows make crooked leaders, and crooked leaders make crooked deals! It all makes sense.
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Re: Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« Reply #8 on: 28 Apr 2013, 16:08 »
Wat.
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Re: Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« Reply #9 on: 28 Apr 2013, 16:13 »
If the window can't be straight, it has no place in proper Caldari society. It should leave and join the Guristas.  :P
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Re: Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« Reply #10 on: 28 Apr 2013, 16:56 »
Quote from: Natalcya Katla on 28 Apr 2013, 16:13
If the window can't be straight, it has no place in proper Caldari society. It should leave and join the Guristas.  :P
i c wat u did thar
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Re: Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« Reply #11 on: 28 Apr 2013, 17:09 »


Don't ask about the window.

Don't tell about the window.
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Re: Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« Reply #12 on: 28 Apr 2013, 17:09 »
Quote from: Katrina Oniseki on 28 Apr 2013, 14:37
Clearly, the Blue Donut in nullsec is all because of this crooked window. Crooked windows make crooked leaders, and crooked leaders make crooked deals! It all makes sense.
I dub thee the Crooked Window theory of politics, and thou shalt complement the Broken Window theory of economics.
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Re: Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« Reply #13 on: 28 Apr 2013, 19:30 »
Quote from: Makkal on 28 Apr 2013, 17:09


Don't ask about the window.

Don't tell about the window.
Funniest post I've seen since my release, and that includes posts from facebook, fetlife and other fora.  Well done! :lol:

But if they fix that window, what will they have to turn crooked to make up for it?
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Re: Bug Report (Split from Caldari Empire)
« Reply #14 on: 28 Apr 2013, 20:10 »
Quote from: Makkal on 28 Apr 2013, 17:09


Don't ask about the window.

Don't tell about the window.

Win!  :lol:
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