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[Morwen Lagann]

We have a few internal ones.

I'd name a few but I'm sure someone would probably take offense and report my post for it.

[Jace]

I'm imagining a "X days since MarySue" counter now.

[Arista Shahni]

I'd think that one had a pretty high number on it.  A lot of the things people call MarySue .. makes me wonder if people have never actually seen anyone gazing at them with flashing emerald orbs before.  Not eyes.  Orbs.

[Jace]

I'd think that one had a pretty high number on it.  A lot of the things people call MarySue .. makes me wonder if people have never actually seen anyone gazing at them with flashing emerald orbs before.  Not eyes.  Orbs.

Got me to actually chuckle out loud with that one.

[Morwen Lagann]

Simile and metaphor are extremely dangerous when used improperly. 50 Glazes of Jialei comes to mind as a good example.

I'll be sitting over here laughing while those of you who get the reference start retching and dry-heaving.

[Victoria Stecker]

Simile and metaphor are extremely dangerous when used improperly. 50 Glazes of Jialei comes to mind as a good example.

I'll be sitting over here laughing while those of you who get the reference start retching and dry-heaving.

You're terrible.

[Esna Pitoojee]

Simile and metaphor are extremely dangerous when used improperly. 50 Glazes of Jialei comes to mind as a good example.

I'll be sitting over here laughing while those of you who get the reference start retching and dry-heaving.

You're terrible.

"X days since last retch-inducing post" counter?

[DeadRow]

'X days since Fap post' counter more like, amirite?

[V. Gesakaarin]

I'd think that one had a pretty high number on it.  A lot of the things people call MarySue .. makes me wonder if people have never actually seen anyone gazing at them with flashing emerald orbs before.  Not eyes.  Orbs.

There really should be a MarySue character description thread where the goal is to make the most over-the-top and pointlessly verbose depiction of your char.

"Veikitamo looked at Arista with her steel-grey orbs, that were like swimming in into a pool of liquid mercury. Enigmatic, dangerous, highly reactive with right catalysts and just like the woman herself -- liable to cause detrimental health effects with continued exposure."

[Jace]

I'd think that one had a pretty high number on it.  A lot of the things people call MarySue .. makes me wonder if people have never actually seen anyone gazing at them with flashing emerald orbs before.  Not eyes.  Orbs.

There really should be a MarySue character description thread where the goal is to make the most over-the-top and pointlessly verbose depiction of your char.

"Veikitamo looked at Arista with her steel-grey orbs, that were like swimming in into a pool of liquid mercury. Enigmatic, dangerous, highly reactive with right catalysts and just like the woman herself -- liable to cause detrimental health effects with continued exposure."

"Jace gazed at the two women staring at each other with their orbs, his own spheroid fear-inducers disseminating the sheer evil of his quivering presence."

[Saede Riordan]

I'd think that one had a pretty high number on it.  A lot of the things people call MarySue .. makes me wonder if people have never actually seen anyone gazing at them with flashing emerald orbs before.  Not eyes.  Orbs.

There really should be a MarySue character description thread where the goal is to make the most over-the-top and pointlessly verbose depiction of your char.

"Veikitamo looked at Arista with her steel-grey orbs, that were like swimming in into a pool of liquid mercury. Enigmatic, dangerous, highly reactive with right catalysts and just like the woman herself -- liable to cause detrimental health effects with continued exposure."

This thread needs to get made.

Like, right this minute.

[Morwen Lagann]

I'd think that one had a pretty high number on it.  A lot of the things people call MarySue .. makes me wonder if people have never actually seen anyone gazing at them with flashing emerald orbs before.  Not eyes.  Orbs.

There really should be a MarySue character description thread where the goal is to make the most over-the-top and pointlessly verbose depiction of your char.

"Veikitamo looked at Arista with her steel-grey orbs, that were like swimming in into a pool of liquid mercury. Enigmatic, dangerous, highly reactive with right catalysts and just like the woman herself -- liable to cause detrimental health effects with continued exposure."

This thread needs to get made.

Like, right this minute.

Kindly keep it PG-13.

You all probably remember what happened last time someone posted that kind of thing here.

[Saede Riordan]

gratuitous amounts of glazed baked goods.

[Esna Pitoojee]

Huuuuurk!

We need a vomit emoticon.

[V. Gesakaarin]

I'd think that one had a pretty high number on it.  A lot of the things people call MarySue .. makes me wonder if people have never actually seen anyone gazing at them with flashing emerald orbs before.  Not eyes.  Orbs.

There really should be a MarySue character description thread where the goal is to make the most over-the-top and pointlessly verbose depiction of your char.

"Veikitamo looked at Arista with her steel-grey orbs, that were like swimming in into a pool of liquid mercury. Enigmatic, dangerous, highly reactive with right catalysts and just like the woman herself -- liable to cause detrimental health effects with continued exposure."

This thread needs to get made.

Like, right this minute.

Might need a point scoring system for maximum justice.

Such as:

- Use of "orbs"
- Mixing of metaphors
- Abuse of Adjectives
- Multiple synonym descriptor
- Thesaurus abuse
- Profligate use of titles
- Amount of time "glaze" or "glazed" is used, bonus points if combined with baked goods.

Etc.