We've all had one. This is mine. It took place the only time I went to the channel Shea's Bar and Grill, which was a popular hang-out for people choosing to roleplay furries in EVE. One of them was at this point in time expecting puppies, and I made an alt especially for this joyous occasion.
Cruella Duvolle > /emote walks in with a cold smile, inhaling on a cigarette at the end of a long, thin mouthpiece.
Cruella Duvolle > /emote blows out a cloud of bluish smoke, her painted, clawlike fingernails holding the mouthpiece in a vulturelike grip.
Cruella Duvolle > /emote looks around, still wearing the frozen grin. "I heard rumors somebody was expecting puppies..."
Todes > ((OMFG))
Crystal Dihank > /emote blinks
Crystal Dihank > (( JUDE! ))
Jude Kopenhagen > ((i SWEAR THAT IS NOT ME))
Crystal Dihank > (( . . . . . ))
Lord Shrewsberry > /emote walks in wearing his white uniform
Crystal Dihank > puppies
Crystal Dihank > yes puppies
Cruella Duvolle > /emote walks over to Crystal, her hips swaying -stopping once to check her lipstick on the way.
Crystal Dihank > /emote backs away
Todes > /emote arches an eyebrow at the gallente
Lord Shrewsberry > /emote watches
Cruella Duvolle > /emote then looks up at Crystal, smiling brilliantly once again. "Oh, yes, of course, it must be you. Congratulations, my darling."
Crystal Dihank > O.o
Cruella Duvolle > You will tell me as soon as they are born, yes? I simply adore puppies.
Crystal Dihank > O.O
Lord Shrewsberry > /emote sighs, then makes a Nightwatch Special
Crystal Dihank > i don't think you would adore wolf pups
Cruella Duvolle > /emote makes a very wolfish grin of her own as she stares at Crystal's belly. "Such pretty, soft fur..."
Crystal Dihank > . . . .
Todes > /emote gives Cruella a cold look
Cruella Duvolle > Tell you what, darling, I simply must have them.
Lord Shrewsberry > /emote watchs in fascination while drinking
Cruella Duvolle > I will send somebody over with a contract right away.
Crystal Dihank > /emote lets out a low deep growl
Todes > Back off.
Cruella Duvolle > Hm?
Todes > (Shea..... is that you?)
Cruella Duvolle > /emote looks Todes over with a dismissing glance, before turning back to Crystal. "Tell you what, darling, I'll give you twice as much as what you were offered by that strumpet over there."
Cruella Duvolle > /emote tosses her head once in Todes' direction.
Lord Shrewsberry > /emote laughs
Crystal Dihank > /emote lets out another growl* that "strumpet" is thier second mother
Crystal Dihank > dolt
Todes > /emote glares at Cruella
Lord Shrewsberry > /emote tries to get thier attention > Take the fights outside please
Zaltev > /emote stops in for tea and strumpets* Hi everyone!
Cruella Duvolle > /emote looks at Todes in a new light, raising an eyebrow appreciatively. "Are you expecting puppies, too?"
Crystal Dihank > i can handle this shrews
Crystal Dihank > i have akey to the bouncer bot
Todes > No I am not.
Jude Kopenhagen > Zaltev, some strumpets over here, or so I hear
Cruella Duvolle > I promise I will give you a very reasonable price.
Crystal Dihank > im not selling my children you sick gallente
Todes > Not for sale, now leave us alone
Fractyl Gloxer > Such callous disregard for the feelings of others, such ruthless pursuit of a single-minded goal, I rather like this Gallente, yes
Fractyl Gloxer > /emote raises teacup
Cruella Duvolle > Not for....everything is for sale, darling. We just have yet to agree upon the price.
Crystal Dihank > . . . .
Crystal Dihank > your cigarette ran out
Zaltev > /emote joins Fractyle for tea, and offers her a plate of biscuits* Have a strumpet?
Crystal Dihank > can i offer you one of mine?
Crystal Dihank > /emote holds up a pack of translucent sticks
Fractyl Gloxer > Oh, I've tried strumpet, it didn't agree with me, no
Todes > /emote glances at Fractyl
Cruella Duvolle > Thank you, my dear, that is a lovely offer, but i only smoke our own brand, which I know has been thoroughly tested on animals first.
Jude Kopenhagen > /emote chuckles at Zaltev and Fractyl
Crystal Dihank > you sick
Todes > /emote reaches into her bag and pulls out a roll of ductape
Lord Shrewsberry > /emote sighs and mumers to himself > Thats why gallente need to die sometimes
Crystal Dihank > /emote picks one up then shoves it in cruella's mouth and lights the end on fire then laughs as the stick melts and instantly glues cruella's mouth suht
Cruella Duvolle > /emote discards the cigarette butt casually on the floor, pulls out another cigarette, fitting it into the mouthpiece and lighting it.
Jude Kopenhagen > ((Not my deal, but that is godmodding))
Crystal Dihank > like my "glue glue gun cigarettes?
Zaltev > My, the hostility in here is dangerously high
Lord Shrewsberry > It is
Cruella Duvolle > /emote casually avoids the attempt at godmodding, continuing to smoke her own menthol cigarette perfectly calmly.
Crystal Dihank > how would you like it if this bat tried to buy your children
Lord Shrewsberry > I dont have any
Zaltev > /emote munches peacefully on a strumpet, or a crumpet*
Jude Kopenhagen > Hehe
Crystal Dihank > zaltev dose
Jude Kopenhagen > Zaltev, got any strumpets, I mean crumpets to spare?
Cruella Duvolle > /emote looks around interestedly. "You have bats here, too? They make lovely shoes when their hides are cured in the proper fashion."
Todes > Ya we have bats
Crystal Dihank > /emote lashes out with claws at cruella
Lord Shrewsberry > /emote agrees > They are good target practice
Todes > I'm looking at an old one right now *her eyes locked at Cruella*
Cruella Duvolle > Oh, my! Easy there, darling. We are all reasonable business people here, I am sure.
Crystal Dihank > ok cruella
Zaltev > /emote tosses a strumpet at Jude*
Crystal Dihank > im going to ask you to leave
Crystal Dihank > if not
Crystal Dihank > ill kick you
Jude Kopenhagen > /emote winks at Zaltev, thank you darling
Crystal Dihank > unless you can behave civilly
Cruella Duvolle > /emote holds up a hand, nodding as she blows another cloud of smoke.
Jude Kopenhagen > Once again, not my deal, but she has not threatened or attempted to hurt anyone,
Fractyl Gloxer > Cruella's not the one attacking people... *sips some tea*
SheaLorin > Crystal what's up i missed something
Cruella Duvolle > Okay, okay, dear - I'll leave you to bear your puppies in peace. I'll come back to check on them as soon as they're born.
Crystal Dihank > shea
Crystal Dihank > she whants to buy my pups from me
Jude Kopenhagen > Yup, never been here where people where kicked withouth actually doing anything wrong
Zaltev > I doubt there will be 101 of them.....
Cruella Duvolle > /emote smiles her sweet, cold smile as she turns to leave the room, hips swaying as she walks.