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Author Topic: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP  (Read 34235 times)

Tiberious Thessalonia

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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #45 on: 28 Oct 2013, 09:32 »
Fuck that, join anyways, Gwen.   Fun trumps all.
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Iwan Terpalen

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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #46 on: 28 Oct 2013, 10:09 »
Quote from: Gwen Ikiryo on 28 Oct 2013, 07:57
You guys are pretty cool! I'd totally contrive a way to sign up if you were any faction other then the one that scoops peoples brains out.
Quote from: Tiberious Thessalonia on 28 Oct 2013, 09:32
Fuck that, join anyways, Gwen.   Fun trumps all.
confirming most people weren't using those brains very well anyway.
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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #47 on: 28 Oct 2013, 10:42 »
Updated with a couple of extra videos showing our sometimes unconventional PvP tactics, such as Pipebombing Bombers Bar, and ganking people attempting to gank our L5 mission fleet.
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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #48 on: 28 Oct 2013, 10:59 »
confirming pipe bombing video brings many joy joy happy feelings in my special places.

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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #49 on: 28 Oct 2013, 12:43 »
Quote from: Iwan Terpalen on 28 Oct 2013, 07:25
Quote from: Sofia Roseburn on 28 Oct 2013, 07:14
Perceived RP leprosy. Truly the ones that make the claims are the real lepers of our community.

Oh my god, did your nose just fall off?

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #50 on: 28 Oct 2013, 13:01 »
I have said this before, I will never willingly join the Sansha!

However if they happen to abduct and force me to eat a happy chip, what can I do?


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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #51 on: 28 Oct 2013, 13:52 »
Quote from: Tiberious Thessalonia on 28 Oct 2013, 09:32
Fuck that, join anyways, Gwen.   Fun trumps all.

That makes me want to preemptively abduct Gwen now.
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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #52 on: 28 Oct 2013, 16:18 »
Quote from: Gwen Ikiryo on 28 Oct 2013, 07:57
You guys are pretty cool! I'd totally contrive a way to sign up if you were any faction other then the one that scoops peoples brains out.



We may have a special on brain scooping; it's not really scooping so much as a massage. It's not really a massage so much as an invasive cranial exploration probe. It's a massage.
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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #53 on: 29 Oct 2013, 11:08 »
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We may have a special on brain scooping; it's not really scooping so much as a massage. It's not really a massage so much as an invasive cranial exploration probe. It's a massage.

To be fair you've moved on a fair way from the anal probes. Those were dark times, dark times indeed.
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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #54 on: 29 Oct 2013, 11:21 »
Quote from: Sofia Roseburn on 29 Oct 2013, 11:08
It's a pity you've moved on a fair way from the anal probes. Those were good times, good times indeed.

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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #55 on: 29 Oct 2013, 13:37 »
If you join now, they will offer you a discount on this special Centus X-Type Flight Control System.

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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #56 on: 29 Oct 2013, 14:08 »
Why does that appear to be happening in an opticians?
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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #57 on: 29 Oct 2013, 14:14 »
GPs usually have that test as well. It's not an optics only test.
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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #58 on: 29 Oct 2013, 17:19 »
Quote from: Sofia Roseburn on 29 Oct 2013, 11:08
To be fair you've moved on a fair way from the anal probes.
Made sense at the time, I guess. Most capsuleers have their craniums firmly lodged up their backsides.
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Re: [Recruitment] True Slave Foundations: Pro-Sansha RP
« Reply #59 on: 30 Oct 2013, 03:25 »
I figured it was to give instructions about groaning properly.
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