slightly updated recruit ad, new video, and we got a new onboarding program for new capsuleer licensed pilots.

Two promo BETA campaigns currently running through the course of Dev Phase 2

IN CHAINS - http://evepandora.com/eve-online-pandora-campaigns/In-Chains
BEFORE THE STORM - http://evepandora.com/eve-online-pandora-campaigns/Before-the-Storm

Development Blog can be found at http://evepandora.com/news/pandora-dev-blog

Please contact me ingame with any promo/recruitment videos you have with Youtube/Vimeo urls etc 

http://evepandora.com/ is back and running in BETA while development continues.  There is a campaign available which starts tomorrow with more to come for others.  See the PANDORA Dev Blog news section for more details 

First part when the agent speaks to you

It seems that some rogue scientists just could not leave Creation well enough alone. One man in particular, one "Vilus Seermal," has apparently been performing genetic experiments on the fuzzy little critters, in a hidden laboratory not far from here. While this is not illegal, the ethics of his experiments are certainly in question. He has, for whatever reason, apparently turned the things into cute, cuddly killing machines.

Well, we just received an emergency transmission from the laboratory. Listen.

"We need help immediately! The coordinates are attached within the carrier wave of this frequency. You must help us. They have us trapped in the communications room, and they're chewing through the door as I speak! Hurry! (grinding sounds) No! They're coming through! They've gnawed through! Oh, no! NOOOO... (crashing, squealing sounds, human screams)..."

You get the idea, I think. But there's the most disturbing part. After all the screaming and crashing stops, this comes at the end of the message.

"(Hissing static, distant slurping, and then a small, impish voice) Fooood! Good. Food good! Bring more foooood!"

I shudder to think of it. I'm sure all those scientists are dead, but we can't allow those mutated furriers to mix with the general furrier population. Yet there are environmentalists out there who would protect those little beasts.

Get out there and destroy that laboratory before someone does something incredibly rash.

additional mission text

Furriers

Furriers are small animals commonly found as pets among the Amarrian higher class. They resemble rabbits in size and temperament, although they can turn vicious from time to time; many royals, the Tash-Murkons in particular, find this trait quite endearing. The creatures are largely mammalian, although they do exhibit some reptilian qualities: They lay eggs rather than giving live birth, and they have distinctly bird-like, scaly facial features.

Enjoy

We went through and fixed all of these a long while ago but I guess that one slipped through.

Though I think some links got rebroken by CCP changing the bloody news site _again_

Valerie Valate > Graelyn, are you still here ?
Valerie Valate > I have an orthodox Amarr religious question you might be able to answer.
Graelyn > Very well.
Valerie Valate > Alright.
 Graelyn > /emote puts on his cleric face
Valerie Valate > So, I have a friend, who asked an orthodox Amarr man to marry her, and he said he was "seriously considering it". But that was 8 months ago. How long should she wait for an answer before becoming impatient ?
Graelyn > Hmm....
Graelyn > I've often advised that 2 years is a good, proper amount of time for a courtship. However, once the question is asked, 3 months is too long without some sort of clarification.
Valerie Valate > I See.
Graelyn > That said, if the families to be joined hold title, or extensive assets, one can allow for more care.
Sinikka Hakatain > ...eight months?
Graelyn > But outside of such circumstances, yes, I would say 'have a seat or exit the lavatory.'
Evi Polevhia > That's not...not...quite...nevermind.
Valerie Valate > Are you surprised at something, Sinikka ?
Sinikka Hakatain > Honey, if somebody was courting me then up and vanished on me for eight months, I'd consider that a breakup.
Sinikka Hakatain > wouldn't take me eight months, neither
Valerie Valate > Well, in the Amarr cultures, it's considered unseemly to rush.
Sinikka Hakatain > You and I have wildly different definitions of the word "rush."
Raxi Elamp > > did he actually disappear or just not answer the question
Stitcher > I mean, there's people in my life who have other stuff going on sometimes and maybe I don't see them for a while. but eight months?
Stitcher > I'm with Sin, that's kinda ridiculous
Raxi Elamp > > i dont think ive ever even been with someone for eight months straight
Sinikka Hakatain > /emote sighs
Valerie Valate > Well, they've been flirting with each other for 8 years or so.
Evi Polevhia > Oh, so just met.
Sinikka Hakatain > a whirlwind romance, really
Stitcher > Scandalous. Why, it's practically an elopement!
 Valerie Valate > So, four more months, then consider it a write-off.
Evi Polevhia > Well you did say they were Amarrian
Stitcher > I think that would be a reasonable conclusion after a whole year
Evi Polevhia > So we could've written it off sooner...
Nauplius > At least they aren't fornicating.

*sounds of doors opening and being closed*
*noises of leather rubbing on leather*
"Morning ladies, where can I take you today ?"
"Hallo. Yes. We are visiting the Queen Synthia later, but we are wanting to see the city first."
"Ah. Are you staying a few days ?"
"Yes. Perhaps a week."
"I see. We recommend the Kaztropolis Grand Imperial Hotel for visiting dignitaries."
"Good."
*time passes*
"Interesting outfits you ladies have."
"Oh ? Is perfectly normal for Cult of the Lash."
"I see. And you're visiting the Queen on official business ?"
"Yah. She is wanting to know of our expertise in disciplining criminals."
"Huh."
*time passes*
"It says you have an Arena in this city ?"
"We do indeed, the Grand Arena. Lots of events every day. It's a popular attraction for off-worlders."
"Perhaps we take a look. Is always of interest to us."
"Of course. You'll like it I'm sure."
"Yes"
*time passes*
*sounds of doors opening and being closed*

Someone pointed that indicating geographical timezones was confusing, so i updated the advert to reflect our "eve time".

Also, we lowered the bar to cruisers. Looking forward to hear about any interested pilots out there.

Still here! And we're in an alliance too called Khimi Harar (LUMEN) with other spins on Amarr side roleplay if SFRIM isn't quite your spin.  Happy to discuss roleplay options, OOC or IC

We're very involved in the current Triglavian Invasion Arc.

20 views and no comments? that must be strange?

no-one looking to ask as into what kind of shenanningans does our little group of rascals gets involved in? yeah, I can understand....