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[Steffanie Saissore]

My favorite thing Ive ever done in EVE was after a frigate duel with a group of pirates in the Bleak Lands.

My ship went down, and they locked up and pointed my pod.  My fleet (we were outnumbered) GTFO and so my pod was being circled by a bunch of red flashy ships.

One of them opened a convo.

"Ransom?" he asked me

"Sure" I typed back (well, I guess Gottii did, since it was EM and everything was IC)  "100mil and I let you all live"

Woke up in the new clone shortly thereafter, but was very pleased with myself.

Well played sir 

[Sepherim]

Actually, I think the one that stands out from my memory actually meant saying nothing. The Ordo was sent to assassinate a Minmatarr envoy who was going to meet with some amarrian counterparts, on behalf of the Ministry of Internal Order. It was an event, not PVE, even if it sounds like that. And so I told all members of the Ordo going to stay in radio silence in local, so no trace could be held about our actions.

So we just warped in, and the event actor greeted us with surprise, unexpecting to see a small combat fleet. No replies, we only targetted him. He started to freak out, but we still didn't reply. We just started shooting laser after laser. We destroyed the ship, podded the egg while he freaked*, and salvaged everything there was so not even a wreck was left. And departed, not a trace of a whole black op operation ever taking place.

And meanwhile, people in local were just asking "lol, who's that guy writing in colour" and things like that, oblivious to everything.

*Not sure if there actually was a pod, I think he wasn't a pod pilot. If there was, we took it down.

[Andreus Ixiris]

Any and all things I ever said or did between 12th October 2005 and now.

[Makkal]

I don't believe Makkal has ever said anything 'cool.'

[Silas Vitalia]

Top 5 easily is from Koronakesh:

Republic Fleet event actor running anti-sansha event in high sec, tons of people in local, RP everywhere, etc.

Koro remembers a little known game mechanic at the time where you can freely engage event actors in highsec without being concorded.

Koro arrives on scene, locks, and blasts to hell the Republic Fleet admiral in front of EVERYONE.

"The Equilibrium says hello"

Que much raging and tears.

SO MUCH WIN.

[Morwen Lagann]

Top 5 easily is from Koronakesh:

Republic Fleet event actor running anti-sansha event in high sec, tons of people in local, RP everywhere, etc.

Koro remembers a little known game mechanic at the time where you can freely engage event actors in highsec without being concorded.

Koro arrives on scene, locks, and blasts to hell the Republic Fleet admiral in front of EVERYONE.

"The Equilibrium says hello"

Que much raging and tears.

SO MUCH WIN.

The best part of this was that the action actually had consequences beyond the shock value: the actor (Silonneri Balginia) then fucked over the Republic standings and sec status of each of the people who had attacked her as a response (Koro, Boma, and Safai iirc?).

And then, when one of the Nation actors reached out to them afterward to offer to 'fix' things... Koro and his buddies said "No."

[Silas Vitalia]

Top 5 easily is from Koronakesh:

Republic Fleet event actor running anti-sansha event in high sec, tons of people in local, RP everywhere, etc.

Koro remembers a little known game mechanic at the time where you can freely engage event actors in highsec without being concorded.

Koro arrives on scene, locks, and blasts to hell the Republic Fleet admiral in front of EVERYONE.

"The Equilibrium says hello"

Que much raging and tears.

SO MUCH WIN.

The best part of this was that the action actually had consequences beyond the shock value: the actor (Silonneri Balginia) then fucked over the Republic standings and sec status of each of the people who had attacked her as a response (Koro, Boma, and Safai iirc?).

And then, when one of the Nation actors reached out to them afterward to offer to 'fix' things... Koro and his buddies said "No."

This is why The Seekers are the best group of terrorists -ever-.

I'll take any of your run of the mill criminal organizations and raise you our insane Amarr death cult.

[Lyn Farel]

Yea I think there might have been more context there and others chiming in and a bit longer of a session but you aced the hell out of me IC and won those exchanges and made me look silly.   

I was literally sitting at my keyboard stumped for a good 5-10 minutes trying to figure out how to respond to this impudent Matari and failing horribly. 

+10 points for Samira, very nicely done.

I'd add you've been one of the only IC characters that's been able to visibly throw S off her conversational feet like that in a long time. It was a nice IC ego checkmate in and a good dose of embarrassment in front of lots of people

Edit:

One thing I really liked about Samira was that you the RPer I think figured out exactly the right buttons to push to really frustrate my character.  It's not combativeness or aggression or hostility, it's conversational baiting/ignoring and sucking her into a stupid conversation and keeping it going longer and longer as she continues making a fool of herself over something trivial.  Again very nice

Hah, now I remember something epic we did with Raphael Saint. Pissing Silas so much that she asked for a BS duel.

That was unexpected, at least for Raph . Aldy's coming to apologize for us was not expected either. Lyn was extremely annoyed, and I think Raph got even more angry than usual, but at least it was directed at Aldy.

[Silas Vitalia]

Hah, now I remember something epic we did with Raphael Saint. Pissing Silas so much that she asked for a BS duel.

That was unexpected, at least for Raph . Aldy's coming to apologize for us was not expected either. Lyn was extremely annoyed, and I think Raph got even more angry than usual, but at least it was directed at Aldy.

If I remember, this was during loyalist mode, and he insulted The King! Damnable Imperials.

Can't let that kind of thing stand

There were many S. raging and mouth-frothing at KOTMC for supposed moral lapses, including letting Matari criminals run amok in their public keep.  For Shame!

[Katrina Oniseki]

According to popular vote, it seems the coolest things I've ever done were at both of Silas' parties.

The first one where Silas announces her turn to Sabik, the first thing Katrina did was begin escorting John out of the crowd with great vigor and force, shouting "MAKE A HOLE, PEOPLE!" and getting in the way of anyone who tried to talk to him. I think people liked it because it showed where Katrina's mind is at during those types of situations.

At the next event, I think I reached headlines because of an infamous mischat I made during the climactic crescendo of dramatic events, where Silas had just seen Aldrith immolate himself in front of everybody after offering Silas a box with her friend's decapitated head. Silas drops the head and box on the ground and runs off, and in my complete derpitude, I mischatted an OOC line into the middle of an IC shocked moment of silence:

"THEN WHO WAS HEAD?!"

[kalaratiri]

According to popular vote, it seems the coolest things I've ever done were at both of Silas' parties.

The first one where Silas announces her turn to Sabik, the first thing Katrina did was begin escorting John out of the crowd with great vigor and force, shouting "MAKE A HOLE, PEOPLE!" and getting in the way of anyone who tried to talk to him. I think people liked it because it showed where Katrina's mind is at during those types of situations.

At the next event, I think I reached headlines because of an infamous mischat I made during the climactic crescendo of dramatic events, where Silas had just seen Aldrith immolate himself in front of everybody after offering Silas a box with her friend's decapitated head. Silas drops the head and box on the ground and runs off, and in my complete derpitude, I mischatted an OOC line into the middle of an IC shocked moment of silence:

"THEN WHO WAS HEAD?!"

I remember both of these

The second one left me in hysterics, which made having a proper reaction to the :srs: event quite difficult. Fortunately, Kala had been fed blue pill by Degen, so promptly starting to throw water at Verone was a perfectly reasonable response

[Repentence Tyrathlion]

I'm not so much sure about 'cool' as 'memorable' but when Halete and Aidysmaa were an item and they were going through a rough patch (technically broken up at this point I think), Aidy showed up at Halete's place during a blizzard.

Aidysmaa was crying and apologetic, so Halete took her in close and embraced her, trying to calm her down with little caresses and pets.

Then, Halete softly requested that Aidysmaa look her in the eyes, which she did. Halete gently cupped the sides of her face in both hands whilst stroking her cheeks with thumbs, smiling and reassuring her that it was okay.

... At which point she violently twisted and broke Aidysmaa's neck.

The player started freaking out in an OOC chat, then they realized that neither themself realized nor IC did Aidysmaa have any clue what was about to happen, everything was set up to lure her into a sense of security and given their proximity (with Halete's hands already on her head since a couple of posts prior) they realized that they'd just been gamed.

:3

Does it make me a sick and twisted individual if I'm bouncing with glee at this one?  Nvm, silly question.

Fun fact: Reppy did something similar to Morwen once (by Morwen's request), but that whole event got retconned out (possibly for the best).  This was when Aldy was being all grr and arg, and requests were being made in order to gain access to the Keep and KotMC's good graces.  Although it was all rather overly dramatic, I do remember a shocked silence followed by 'Holy shit, she killed her!' in OOC that amused me greatly.

Another one that I have fond memories of (though it wasn't my line, so I can't really take credit) took place in the Last Gate.  Reppy's control freak mother had shown up as part of my latest arc, and after terrorising her daughter in public, had left.  Outside she got intercepted by an Amarrian terrorist (buggered if I remember his name now...) who rather gleefully introduced himself.  Reppymother shot him down and made a quiet exit, while her bleeding adversary was dragged into the Gate by some friends of his to plead to Verone for assistance.

Verone took offence at having an Amarrian bleeding everywhere, which led to him mopping up the blood with the guy's own robes, and the epic line:
"That's not my fault.  Learn to dodge bullets."

Coolest thing I've ever done personally, though... I'll have to get back to you.  Nothing really jumps out.

[Seriphyn]

In Anslo's beach channel...

[20:49:05] Seriphyn Inhonores > /emote arrives in a drop-pod. It comes screeching through the sky like a meteor, before crashing in a soft patch on the beach, producing a large cloud of sand but a somewhat anticlimatic sound of a light thud.
[20:49:35] Seriphyn Inhonores > /emote ejects the front casing and steps out in a vacation shirt, swimming shorts, and a straw hat. He sniffs a bit, then puts on some shades, carrying some beach supplies beneath an arm.

[Ava Starfire]

The coolest thing Kyllsa ever said is in Morwen's bio. Cant really say for Ava!