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[Pieter Tuulinen]

Ah, the deep ideological conflict of jackboots and greatcoat against bomber jackets and aviator shades.

I thought it was the Sebiestor  that had deficient eyesight?

Aviator glasses mean Brutor.  Always.  Forever.  Just Brutor.

[Desiderya]

Join up - and you'll be allowed to fly what works. 

[Desiderya]

#KKSwag

[Desiderya]

We might not be the heroes the State deserves but this joke went old pretty quickly.
PFDC is always looking for people out to get kills, cause tears and mischief and groan loudly on teamspeak. Rumour has it we also RP in times when no one is lined up to get shot in the vulnerables.

[Utsukushi Shi]

I cannot stress how much fun I have had since joining Pyre. Flying cheap ships, getting expensive kills and narrowly avoiding molestation by superior officers. Come help us help ourselves... the State.

[Desiderya]

The slaughter continues!

Now with 50% less spacefriends and 100% more bros.

[purple]

I don't know what that means, but it's provocative!

[Desiderya]

And I was aiming for edgy. 
Let's try again, with 100% more words and 50% less confusion.


The old year ended with quite a bang (1064 happy customers in december) and the new starts quite well, too.
Veikitamo's detox program has been paid for and this time the feeling in the family is optimistic.
We are finally at a stage where we can play internal bullshit bingo with all the bad PR we collected over time.
A proper ship replacement program is being developed, soon the times of chucking random loot in the direction of someone until he stops moaning will be gone.
We've become a prime exporter of Hobgoblin II's thanks to our ongoing s(n/tr)uggle with Aideron Robotics and random FDUs.
Negotiations for a permanent contract with the individual Tho'mas are ongoing: Repeatedly getting ganked in Heyd in exchange for whining in local about getting ganked.

[V. Gesakaarin]

Veikitamo's detox program has been paid for and this time the feeling in the family is optimistic.

Sobriety is but the first step to mastering Juche and North Korean style diplomacy for the State.

[Iwan Terpalen]

Caveats:
A hip flask is a mandatory part of the uniform for ranks 2nd. Lieutenant and above.
A sidearm is a mandatory part of the uniform for ranks 2nd. Lieutenant and above.
Company drinks night is mandatory for all employees.

[Samira Kernher]

[Desiderya]

Inspirational recruitment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW6fcRYxmbs

[V. Gesakaarin]

Inspirational recruitment trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW6fcRYxmbs

So we're Caldari Patriot Dicks that Caldari Liberal Pussies hate, yet we're at least willing to fuck Federal Assholes to stop them shitting all over the Caldari State?

[V. Gesakaarin]

As of the time of writing according to zkill: https://zkillboard.com/faction/500001/top/

Pyre Falcon Defence Combine is currently ranked 5th for kills and the glorious Executives of the Combine, Veikitamo Gesakaarin and Desiderya are the number 1 and 2 top killers in the entire State Protectorate.

Despite being at present, 23 members.

So if you want rp'ers who actually put their rp of being efficient and effective corporate mercenaries for the State into action you know who to call. 

[Samira Kernher]

You're tempting me to go fly with you again.

But nooo. Evil.