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[Katrina Oniseki]

Wat.

[Makkal]

We'll do things that your Ishkune girlfriend would never do with you.

Like kick you out of the bed and start snoring the moment you're finished.

[Gesakaarin]

We'll do things that your Ishkune girlfriend would never do with you.

Like kick you out of the bed and start snoring the moment you're finished.

I'd say we'd kick you out of bed once carnal satisfaction has been reached, then we'd light a cigarette and ask you to leave because we've got a really important business meeting in twenty minutes.

And no, we won't pay for your cab fare home. What do you think the Caldari State is, a damn charity? GTFO.

[Makkal]

I bow to your superior understanding of Practical bedroom habits.

[Gesakaarin]

I bow to your superior understanding of Practical bedroom habits.

A Patriot is nothing more than a Practical who waves and salutes the Caldari flag twice a week instead of once a week.

[Desiderya]

Join the KondorSchwarm now!

[Gesakaarin]

Join Pyre Falcon.

Get Drunk.

Have Fun.

Be part of the worst Caldari organization ever.

Do it wrong.

Because we can't write haikus.

[Anslol]

I wanna fly a Scope/PYRE fleet but :RP:

[Gesakaarin]

I wanna fly a Scope/PYRE fleet but :RP:

Yeah, we tend to RP pre-emptively defending ourselves against neutral targets in low sec.

[Anslol]

Siiigh, woulda been fun.

[Gesakaarin]

Siiigh, woulda been fun.

Or you could become a self-loathing Gallentean that wears jackboots.

[Anslol]

I have to admit, those jackboots ARE shiny...but Scope has leather jackets

[Gesakaarin]

But the Scope doesn't have butter, Achuran women, and mountains of Crash.

[Anslol]

...this is true....

[Iwan Terpalen]

Ah, the deep ideological conflict of jackboots and greatcoat against bomber jackets and aviator shades.