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[DeadRow]

I figured it was to give instructions about groaning properly.

 

*Groans loudly into everyone's ears*

[Desiderya]

Sounds remarkably famigroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan

[Silas Vitalia]

I am officially butthurt that you have two sabiks in your crew

[DeadRow]

I am officially butthurt that you have two sabiks in your crew

We have two?

[Silas Vitalia]

Sam and Mebs

[Mebrithiel]

So, I herd u r recruiting?

*needless bump* 

[Nmaro Makari]

So, I herd u r recruiting?

Professional respect + gif bump 

[Mebrithiel]

I used to be a Bunny, but then I snorted 3 blood raiders to my arm and now I'm a toaster!

(True Story, Slave).

[Silas Vitalia]

Stahp stealing all the blooders! Stahp!

[Karmilla Strife]

I wish there was a blooder corp as badass as TS-F.

[Mebrithiel]

I wish there was a blooder corp as badass as TS-F.

There were at least 3 

Blood Inquisition was probably one of the most badass, especially when our corp of about 20 RP pirates took control of the entire Khanid lowsec, though later fortified with the help of another blooder rp corp...

Sanguine Legion! They were like the low sp frig swarm pirates of lowsec. Amazing bunch of wreckless abandon. While Blood Inq were the battleship elitists, these guys made lowsec khanid asteroid belts a very dangerous place where you'd be pounced by a swarm of angry frigates.

And then there was Cruoris Seraphim, led by the phenomenal Cyshade. While lighter on the RP side, these guys took entire small 0.0 alliances out on their own turf. Mastering the remote rep battleship fleets and breaking their jump route lines, CR-SE became the scourge of pet alliances and goons alike.

Sadly, none of these are operational any more, but I've heard Blood Inq may come back, given the right pilots joining and some support from their fellow sani sabikers, now a certain Sabbott has come back... 

Meb wishes all blooders the best, but TS-F have her heart and control of her happy chip 

[Desiderya]

They come with a vibration function.

[Katrina Oniseki]

On the Mating Rituals of Toasters

The ritual begins when an appropriate partner for the eligible toaster is found, preferably one with the biggest and thickest loaf of bread. Upon meeting, the two partners will enter a ritualistic dance whereupon the loaf is gently sliced at just the right thickness for the toaster's slot.

The male slice inserts itself into the female toaster, and gently slides her pushtab downwards until she offers up a pleasing click. The rich heat of the female toaster surrounds the soft tissue of the male bread, until it begins to warm significantly and stiffen. As it grows darker and stiffer, and the female's timer runs closer to her climax, the two begin to emit a small amount of particulate smoke from their activities.

Finally, the female exclaims loudly with a bell chime, and her slide pops up suddenly, throwing the stiffened male into the air whereupon an innocent and mildly disturbed bystander will proceed to slather him with melted butter. Where this butter comes from is often a mystery regarding the mating rituals of toasters, but a constant supply of butter is known to be essential to the reproductive process.

Illustration:


Serious note though, TSF are good folks. They play a villian card that CCP has painted ultra-black with surprising shades of grey, earning them plenty of credit for originality. Furthermore, they are quite respectable at PvP. I-RED has taken to flying gangs up there to mess with them, and they always deliver!

Good bunch, good pilots, good RP... well, it's bad-guy RP, but it's good bad-guy RP.

[Tiberious Thessalonia]

Thanks!  We like being the bad guys.

[Desiderya]

Rich veiny cheese is involved, too, I think.