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Anyanka Funk

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Space Toiletries
« on: 09 Nov 2014, 12:51 »

I'm guessing capsuleers can go in their pods but what about when they are out of their pod? Wood is an extravagance in space. I assume they would use a bidet or something similar. Maybe their toilets are inside their showers? Been skimming through the books and wiki and can't seem to find anything. I just hope the only solution is not "Get a fedo". That would just be repulsive to think about. Is there any mention of toiletries in EVE prime fiction?
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Mizhara

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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #1 on: 09 Nov 2014, 13:06 »

Why use natural fibers? There are countless ways to make synthetic fibers of various kinds today, and making various infinitely more useful cleaning products that dissolve in water should be piece of cake for people with this level of technology.
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Anyanka Funk

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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #2 on: 09 Nov 2014, 13:11 »

Sounds legit. Was just wondering if there is any mention of any toiletry anywhere in prime fiction. There are countless ways to go. Just wondering if there is a certain thing to use in New Eden.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #3 on: 09 Nov 2014, 13:30 »

Maybe there's the reason why "the stations atmosphere is not decontaminated for capsuleer consumption."
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #4 on: 09 Nov 2014, 13:34 »

for a more serious reply, isn't there a trade good for either toiletries or something to that effect? I could be wrong.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #5 on: 09 Nov 2014, 13:37 »

I'm going with drones.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #6 on: 09 Nov 2014, 13:56 »

Butt nanites.

A light aerosol mist of cleaning nanites sprays your balloon knot after you go, and you feel a cool freshening 'tingle' as they work their magic.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #7 on: 09 Nov 2014, 13:58 »

Butt nanites.

A light aerosol mist of cleaning nanites sprays your balloon knot after you go, and you feel a cool freshening 'tingle' as they work their magic.

Balloon knot . . . dafuq.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #8 on: 09 Nov 2014, 13:59 »

Maybe they even have advertisements for different butt sprays, in all the extravagant and ridiculous "awesome" special effects of a Five Gum commercial.

"FreshX Sanitary Sprays®. Strong enough to to scrub, gentle enough to leave a mild blush on your cheeks. For only the most discerning and daring of private moments."

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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #9 on: 09 Nov 2014, 14:04 »

Side effects may include removal of pores, sensory implantation, anal leakage, colon fuzzies, and the demeanor of a Provist.
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Anyanka Funk

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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #10 on: 09 Nov 2014, 15:05 »

Butt nanites.

A light aerosol mist of cleaning nanites sprays your balloon knot after you go, and you feel a cool freshening 'tingle' as they work their magic.

Balloon knot . . . dafuq.

Balloon knot: a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #11 on: 09 Nov 2014, 15:21 »

There's no way in hell I'm clicking that link.
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Anyanka Funk

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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #12 on: 09 Nov 2014, 17:47 »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_toilet

Zero gravity toilet actually sounds like a good answer too. Thanks Jandice!

Edit: Even though Liquid Ozone is great as a cleaning and disinfectant substance, it should not be used on skin!
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #13 on: 09 Nov 2014, 17:51 »

Don't know of any sort of prevalence of zero-g environments in Eve, actually. We seem to have artificial gravity locked down, so any work or living space for capsuleers shouldn't require any zero-g amenities. Zero-G environments in Eve is quite probably limited to areas where you're moving high volume/mass items (docks, transport, some manufacturing locations etc etc) with normal gravity functions wherever you're likely to require hygiene facilities.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #14 on: 09 Nov 2014, 19:29 »

Scented pod goo.

Because one spends days in there and the after-pod is important too...

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