Welcome aboard. Complimentary tea and biscuits are over there, mindbleach is available on request, please be aware of the fasten seatbelts signal, and brace yourself for your free dose of hate from our designated welcomer, Mr Pryce.
Also be aware that some of the locals may bite, but we've all had our rabies shots. Additional biting may be incurred if you taste good, but rules prohibit fatal damage.
Enjoy your stay!