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Lasairiona

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Who has rl kiddies?
« on: 02 Jul 2013, 03:21 »
Kat's thread got me thinking, how many of you have kids? How many kids do you have and how old are they? :) I have an awesome two year old named Alex who can be seen making random posts in OOC and other RP channels!
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #1 on: 02 Jul 2013, 03:28 »
I wish =/
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #2 on: 02 Jul 2013, 04:12 »
None iof my own yet :( But have 3 nieces and 2 nephews I adore :P
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #3 on: 02 Jul 2013, 06:30 »
Nope nope nope nope. Never, if I have anything to say about it.

In fact, this is why I did not get back together with my ex after I graduated from college (we'd split because of most of the effort having to be one-sided what with me not having a car, and fuckloads of schoolwork).

She'd gone and had one in the meantime (long story, not for these boards), and, well, I don't do the kid thing. We were a really good match otherwise, but kids are a dealbreaker for me because I know I don't have the patience for them. They're fine once you can ship them off to school during the day, but the five or so years before that, lolnope.
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #4 on: 02 Jul 2013, 07:41 »
+1 Morwen. Too expensive, too much effort, all the crying, the screaming.

I'll take the money I'd use for the spawn and buy myself a nice car and house tyvm.
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #5 on: 02 Jul 2013, 08:50 »
Quote from: Anslol on 02 Jul 2013, 07:41
+1 Morwen. Too expensive, too much effort, all the crying, the screaming.

I'll take the money I'd use for the spawn and buy myself a nice car and house tyvm.

i used to think like that until a son was brought into this world......he's 8months old, and the world melts everytime he smiles.
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #6 on: 02 Jul 2013, 09:06 »
Quote from: Bruno Bonner on 02 Jul 2013, 08:50
Quote from: Anslol on 02 Jul 2013, 07:41
+1 Morwen. Too expensive, too much effort, all the crying, the screaming.

I'll take the money I'd use for the spawn and buy myself a nice car and house tyvm.

i used to think like that until a son was brought into this world......he's 8months old, and the world melts everytime he smiles.

I blame you and your son for the heat waves that keep slapping the US in the face, then. :P
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3) The lack of suitable male partners can be summed up in most cases thusly: interested, worth the air they breathe, available; pick two.

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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #7 on: 02 Jul 2013, 10:03 »
I have sired multiple bastards, but not yet a worthy heir to my genetic crown. Suffice it to say I don't keep in touch, and we shan't speak of it further. Then there are the clones whom we shan't discuss further also. I shall leave the concept of marriage until I am old and barely potent, ready to be conquered by a sole young and flawlessly beautiful woman (for that is the only chance they'll get.) For now there is too much conquest left in me to consider the creation of a proper descendant; being my genetic spoor, he will naturally be insufferably ambitious, and plot my assassination from the moment he learns the meaning of the word. While this is the death I most deeply desire in my heart of blackest hearts, and will be dreadfully disappointed in any heirs apparent that do not at least attempt a poisoning or bomb by age twelve, I shall fight its coming until my least of days, when I have tired of all things - until then, I shall continue acquiring empires for my descendants to inherit and piss away fighting over if they so choose, and searching their womenfolk for a creature of sufficiently high breeding to contain my willfully summoned kingmaking seed, which I reserve in my dominant testicle for such occasion.

I suppose the number of bastards in the meantime shall grow until I conduct a purge once their mewling attempts at playing cutthroat become something approaching a threat - a man has needs, in this case a stinging need for other men's wives, and a blade can't thrust wrapped in a scabbard.

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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #8 on: 02 Jul 2013, 11:01 »
I'm beginning to think hellgremlin is just making this stuff up.

Two kids, Alexis (7) and Aria (4).
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #9 on: 02 Jul 2013, 11:05 »
No kids...would like to have a daughter (want to name her Alix...don't know why, just really like the name).  Not sure if it'll happen though, and not sweating it too much.  I do have two nephews though.
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #10 on: 02 Jul 2013, 11:24 »
Quote from: Katrina Oniseki on 02 Jul 2013, 11:01
I'm beginning to think hellgremlin is just making this stuff up.

Two kids, Alexis (7) and Aria (4).
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #11 on: 02 Jul 2013, 11:30 »
I have an eight year old.  My being pregnant with him is what drove me to EVE -- I was ordered home from work two months earlier than I'd planned, thanks to a near-fatal incident that resulted in my OB/GYN's insisting I needed to be in a stress free environment.

(Bear in mind that the near fatal incident happened at my birthday party, which was pretty darn stress free, but that's beside the point.)

Yes, I know that the words "stress free environment" and "EVE" shouldn't be in the same paragraph, let alone the same sentence, but it was what it was.

 
 
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #12 on: 02 Jul 2013, 11:38 »
Got two of them. My oldest is my daughter, who's going into third grade soon. My son, the younger of the two, probably should consider some preschool for him soon. I both love them, and a few of you have gotten the pleasure of me telling you the funny things they say/do at times.  :P

Vieve's story reminds me that I started EVE when my son was just a few days old. I would hold him while he slept in one arm, while I used the other to fly around shooting rats in missions.  :lol:
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #13 on: 02 Jul 2013, 13:19 »
I got a daughter and she just passed her first year.

Though she is one of the primary reasons why I no longer can play Eve as much as I used to, I would not change. Basically, I want my presence in life to not be forgotten after I am gone. The easiest way to fulfill that is to get children.

Oh, and we will hopefully get another one in a couple of years.
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Re: Who has rl kiddies?
« Reply #14 on: 02 Jul 2013, 13:23 »
Behold the face of cuteness!, i warn you, once you open the door there is no turning back!

He shall inherit all my pixel belongings once he completes the rite of adulthood



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