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[Andreus Ixiris]

This happened.

That is all.

[Makkal]

Well done, I say, well done. I also browsed the previous issues and found them amusing.


Amusingly enough, Makkal sent Tiberious an eve-mail from the dance last night complaining that he wasn't available.

[Ghost Hunter]

[Creep]

Why the fuck do people still use photobucket? How the fuck do you get these doubtless wonderful images out of thumbnail view?

[Makkal]

On the bottom right, there's a magnifying glass.

Those appear to be the full images though.

[Louella Dougans]

Why the fuck do people still use photobucket? How the fuck do you get these doubtless wonderful images out of thumbnail view?

Try a different browser. Opera seems to work.

[Creep]

Thanks!

Also, what story is this lifted from? I'd swear that it's one of the Russian playwrights/authors, but the name and title is evading me:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R32ZrcpVFkgnJXKrJyp3o-7UzHM3YkCeR15jvGC4Z44/edit

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man of fifty billion isk a year must be in want of a wife.

However ill known the views of any such man when entering the proper district on Khanid Prime, this truth is so widely accepted that in the minds of the Holder families, such a man is surely the property of one of their daughters.

"Mr Hanaya," said his wife to him one day. "Have you heard that Kihtaled Park is sold at last?"

Mr Hanaya replied that he had not.

"Aren't you interested to learn who?" asked his wife, accusingly.

Mr Hanaya replied that he was not.

"It is a Holder, Mr Hanaya! Lord Catillah, joined by his esteemed friend Lord Thessalonia.  Both men of some fifty billion ISK a year. There shall, no doubt, be an opportunity for you to visit him and introduce our daughters," she said indignantly.

"Why bother the poor fellow? They have none of them much to recommend them. Though I grant you Makkal has something of a quickness of mind about her."

"Mr Hanaya, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? You take delight in tormenting me. Your poor daughters shall wither on the vine if you would not see fit to make arrangements for them to marry. Such wickedness!"

[Makkal]

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen.

Also the author of Mansfield Park.

[Louella Dougans]

Jane Austen novels. Title is "Mansfield Park", first line is from "Pride and Prejudice"

[Creep]

Ah, right you are.

[Tiberious Thessalonia]

I am sorry to dissapoint, Makkal, but I am not worth 50 billion ISK a year.

[Makkal]

I am sorry to dissapoint, Makkal, but I am not worth 50 billion ISK a year.

You are breaking my mother's heart.

[Creep]

Every capsuleer in the cluster:

[Utsukushi Shi]

The Cardinal Rule.
Just amazing.
I kept hearing the music from that "Satan's Alley" preview before Tropic Thunder.

[Saikoyu]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Can't decide which is better, The return of the Princess series, or Gottii being in a relationship with Graelyn.