So, I've been amusing myself with this random generator
hereAmusement then lead to inspiration and this:
"She appears to be a typical Kaalakiota businesswoman, but she dresses like a Gestapo Officer. Her eyes glow with mysterious mystery and her hair is blacker than the blackest black times infinity, but secretly she is a half-android with amnesia.
She is an interdimensional traveler created by Nazi scientists during World War II and she will fight her enemies with the power to absorb enemies into her body or to fire orbital cannons.
Her friends and enemies call her Veikitamo Gesakaarin.
Her constant companion is a huge angsty neckbearded Caldari man who is also secretly her vampiric-werewolf lover.
Her favoured weapon is a Caldari Navy Condor that fires missiles that explode through any material."
So in the interests of self-deprecation, how would others describe their characters in the most cliched and generic means possible?