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[Myyona]

This is my favorite (Confessions of an Empress's Love slave! Hallucinogenic Drugs Blamed!), as I see it as the best attempt at migrating the OOC knowledge of Templar One into the IC world.

[Lyn Farel]

"The Caldari are collapsing? Ha, perhaps we'll auction those systems off eh? Maybe they'll buy them back, hahaha" said one man.

lulz 

[Caellach Marellus]

Muck Raker is one of the few reasons I read IGS anymore, her posts are fantastic.

+1 for the ♥

[Graelyn]

Echoing the win.

Her name is Muck, and she's here to....astound!

[Jakiin]

I enjoy her.

[Arnulf Ogunkoya]

I enjoy her.

Likewise. Of course we could really use some appropriately partisan journalism from other perspectives. Which reminds me. You know someone in EM is putting together a magazine, right?

http://www.electusmatari.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=13591

[Silas Vitalia]

I enjoy her.

Likewise. Of course we could really use some appropriately partisan journalism from other perspectives. Which reminds me. You know someone in EM is putting together a magazine, right?

http://www.electusmatari.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=13591

The EM Magazine best be all shades of mid 1960's Black Panther party literature

[Muck Raker]

Thanks for the comments.

The corporation is open for eager journalists seeking to find the Truth™ and inform the public about it.

[Malcolm Khross]

Here, here!

Muck Raker is awesome and I absolutely love the posts, they cause me to laugh usually when I need them the most.

[Muck Raker]

The fun part is figuring out how events such as a capsuleer finding they had an extra body part in their most recent clone, are part of the Caldari Conspiracy.

Also, I read a long time ago, that there is a phenomenon, particularly for live television, where when suddenly placed on the spot, members of the public have a tendency to say somewhat ridiculous statements. Happens a lot during election times, people asked who they will be voting for, may say "Communist!", as some kind of panic response or something.

Now, with New Eden, or even just Gallente Prime itself, the audience is magnified greatly:
Person with microphone: "Hi! You're live to eight hundred billion viewers!"
Member of the public: *panic* "Why not just move Caldari Prime to Caldari space? Get rid of it once and for all?"

[Morwen Lagann]

Now, with New Eden, or even just Gallente Prime itself, the audience is magnified greatly:
Person with microphone: "Hi! You're live to eight hundred billion viewers!"
Member of the public: *panic* "Why not just move Caldari Prime to Caldari space? Get rid of it once and for all?"

This is probably the best solution to the problem.

Unfortunately, it's got an ass-pull level of over 9000, and therein lies the irony: the only guy who'd happily set up the chain of ass-pulls what would lead up to that one no longer works for CCP.

[Casiella]

* Casiella suddenly understands Newt Gingrich

[Victoria Stecker]

Now, with New Eden, or even just Gallente Prime itself, the audience is magnified greatly:
Person with microphone: "Hi! You're live to eight hundred billion viewers!"
Member of the public: *panic* "Why not just move Caldari Prime to Caldari space? Get rid of it once and for all?"

This is probably the best solution to the problem.

Unfortunately, it's got an ass-pull level of over 9000, and therein lies the irony: the only guy who'd happily set up the chain of ass-pulls what would lead up to that one no longer works for CCP.

This would be awesome. I really want to make up an RP alt right now and go start a campaign on the IGS to relocate Caldari Prime to the State. Get the support of a few hundred capsuleers, the resources we can pull together... I'm sure with enough Titans you can just push a planet, right?

[Jev North]

I hear Uncle Sansha can do very interesting things with wormholes.

[Bastian Valoron]

Now, with New Eden, or even just Gallente Prime itself, the audience is magnified greatly:
Person with microphone: "Hi! You're live to eight hundred billion viewers!"
Member of the public: *panic* "Why not just move Caldari Prime to Caldari space? Get rid of it once and for all?"

This is probably the best solution to the problem.

Unfortunately, it's got an ass-pull level of over 9000, and therein lies the irony: the only guy who'd happily set up the chain of ass-pulls what would lead up to that one no longer works for CCP.

Noo, no one would get hurt, conflict would go away and everyone would get their will! Dear CCP, whatever you do, don't open that door.