ARGH.
Bethesda's number-one trollingest move:
1. Introduce children to a TES game for the first time
2. Give all the most annoying lines to children
3. Can't kill children
4. ?????
5. "Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
"Oh look, another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
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