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[Milo Caman]

Me: So I have this great new implant for you to try out-
Milo: Fuck no! I had a mental break down last you tried that.
Me: But I thought we fixed all that, y'know?
Milo: Get lost, I don't trust you, You've no qualifications for this at all. I'd rather live the boring life than this all over again.
Me: Alright, Fine.
Milo: Wait, What?

[Makkal]

Maria: And this one is named 'Red Velvet Cake.'
Makkal: Why am I naming my ship that?
Maria: I asked Jen for a ship name and it's the only non-obscene one she gave me.
Makkal: I name my ships things like 'Gentility,' 'Prosperity,' 'Humility,' and 'Righteousness.'  Why would I name a ship 'Red Velvet Cake?'
Maria: I don't know... I couldn't think of a good name so I asked Jen.
Makkal: I must really like red velvet cake!
Maria: Yeah, that sounds fine.

__________


Makkal: I’m going to join I-RED.
Maria: Why are you doing that?
Makkal: They’re Caldari and they’re honorable and Kat told me how to make gate tacticals and…
Maria: I thought we were joining PIE? Faction warfare is good money, frigates are good for more than just tackling, and the Amarr are doing well right now.
Makkal: Imperials.
Maria: Okay, yeah. They’re Imperials. The vast majority of your faction is Imperial.
Makkal: They won't let me in. See? Read here: ‘Pilots of the Khanid bloodline are required to be loyal only to the Empire.’ I am loyal to the Kingdom.
Maria: Right, if anyone calls you on that, you just say that the Kingdom is part of the Empire so if you’re loyal—
Makkal: WHAT?
Maria: I’m not saying you have to believe it, just say it during the interview-
Makkal: No.
Maria: Oh, come on!
Makkal: No.
Maria: It’s a great Amarr RP corp. It’s full of other characters to interact with.
Makkal: I’m going to interact with a bunch of other characters.
Makkal: Caldari characters.
Makkal: In I-RED. 
 
Maria: All right. I'll get us an interview.
Makkal: :D

__________

Makkal: I have a new friend!
Maria: Oh god, no.
Makkal: She’s really nice.
Maria: She’s a hideous bitch.
Makkal: :o bad word
Maria: Can you please interact with people who don’t make me want to constantly punch them in the face?
Makkal: Why don’t you like my friends?
Maria: Kim is a delusional, genocidal maniac. Silas is a sociopath who hangs people on hooks (and I suspect she did some messed up shit to your corpse). Vietitamo is a space Nazi who openly enjoys slaughtering her foes and ‘applying jackboots.’
Maria: Besides, they’re not actually your friends.
Maria: Pretty sure they care nothing for you and interact with you only for petty amusement, or because they’re hoping to get something out of you.
Makkal: …
Makkal: *sniffles*
Maria: Come on, don’t cry. I didn’t mean to make you sad. Lots of people like you.
Makkal: You’re just jealous.
Makkal: And I’m not speaking with you anymore.

__________

Maria: Fun day playing EVE, right?
Makkal: …
Maria: I was thinking maybe I could get some RP tonight? You know Kat is on. Morwen. Scherezad is on. Hey look, Silver has his crusty old man alt out! Lots of fun people to chat with.
Makkal: …
Maria: Look, Silas is on now. I know you want to talk with her. Right? So let’s start chatting. 
Makkal: … Go away.

[Katrina Oniseki]

Me: KAAAAAAAT \o/
Kat: YEAH MEEEEEEEEEE \o/
Me: SPAAAAAAAAAAACE
Kat: WE'RE GOING TO SPAAAAAAAAAACE
Me: COFFFEEEEEEE
Kat: KATNIIIIIIIP
Me: YAAAAAAAYYY
Kat: LETS UNDOOOOOCK
Me: NOT TODAAAAAY
Kat: ... what? Why?
Me: Lazy.
Kat:

[BloodBird]

We NEED a Makkal is best necro(philiac) gif about now...

Thanks btw. I had forgotten this old gem, and it got me in the mood this morning.

[Lithium Flower]

me: - Okay, little space b***ch, Im tired of your bs, we gonna find you someone.
alt1: - Someone?
me: - A guy.
alt1: - I don't need a guy.
me: - We need to develop you further, change a bit, you know. Give you something.
alt1: - Look, I am pretty fine as is. I have everything I ever need. I don't need your friggin guys.
alt2: - And I wouldn't mind.
me: - But you HAD a guy.
alt2: - This is a problem. I HAD him, but don't have now. I need him now.
me: - Look, you had a guy, so you don't need him, and she didn't, so I will give her your guy, okay?
alt2 and alt1 in unison: - No freaking way!
alt3: - Can you better find a husband for me?
alt2 and alt1 in unison: - SHUT UP!
alt3: - But I have only asked...
me: - Sorry, no marriages in online games.
alt3: - B***ch
me: - Wha?..
alt1: - Yea, she just said it.
me: - Okay, you are not flying today.
alt3: - Good. I'll go look for husbands.
alt2: - For 'husbands'? Really? How many do you need?
alt3: - One! I need one and only, who will love me to the end of my life!
alt2: - Impossible. You are immortal.
alt1: - No, We will all die when we are podded.
me: - You will die only if I allow you to die.
alt1: - Make me, lab rat!
me: - Wha?...
alt4: - Excuse me, that would be me.
alt1: - Not YOU.
alt4: - Yes, me. You said 'lab rat' and summoned me.
alt1: - Whatever.
alt4: - And not only me, but also... HIM.
alt5: - Hi, gurls!
alt1: - Hello, hello, another lab rat.
alt2: - Hello, handsome! <3
alt3: - Mmm.. a guy.. too bad you are achuran and I can't merry you.
alt5: - Excuse me?
alt1: - Hey, you! Look at ma face, you have something against achura?!!
alt3: - No, no... sorry, I'll go look for husbands somewhere else.
alt2: - Stop saying 'husbands'.
alt3: - Lets just marry them two?
alt6: - You can't. He is MINE.
alt5: - Your?!
alt6: - We share same surname, so he is my husband?
alt5: - Since when?
me: - Wait, wait. Not so fast, I haven't decided yet, maybe you are brother and sister.
alt5: - It can't be so, she is Jin-Mei.
alt6: - Then he is my husband. Hello ^_^
alt5: - I didn't sign up for this.
alt2: - This is unfair. She has my name. And a guy. And I don't. Why?..
alt7: - Because make war, not love!
alt1: - Now you, go with me like now!
*alt1 grabs alt7 and walks away*
me: - No, you, wait!
alt6: - Because I am prettier!
alt2: - This should not be accepted as a fact. I think we should let him choose who of us is better.
alt6: - But he is ALREADY MINE.
alt5: - Two jin-mei gurls fighting for me? Hawt.
me: - I don't even know what I am doing here...
alt3: - You were going to find me a husband!
me: - I am so out of here! Cya~~

[BloodBird]

So you have 7 alts, assuming you have a main as well that's 8 toons.

Well, whatever floats your boat. This case it seems to be human flesh in huge amounts 

[Lithium Flower]

more 

[Makkal]

I know three of her characters. 

[Lasairiona]

Me: No more drama
Lasa: MORE DRAMA!
Me: You know what happened last time....
Lasa: But I'm bored!
Me: You're just a naive little skinny miss
Lasa: Bite me.

[Lasairiona]

Makkal: Resurrecter of the old threads on Backstage.

[Anslol]

Anslo: ...
Me: ...

*10 minutes of staring down each other later, on a stage in Caille both stand on dressed the exact same way*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

[Della Monk]

Della: If you want me to make friends so much why don't you ever speak up? I know you talk about doing it.
Me: Because I get just distracted enough to miss good conversation entries or responses. Remember when I left that convo invitation open for like 4 hours?
Della: Yeah, but you still accepted it!
Me: Yeah, yeah. I'll work on it.
Della: Also stop jumping clones so much, you know it gives me headaches

[Sepherim]

Me: okay, can't hold back, we're coming back into the game! I summon thee Sepherim
Old-Seph: hmm, no, sorry. I'm tending to my gardens in the monastery and I have to pray from noon to dusk. And you created a plot line in which the Ministry of Internal Order took away my implants as a price to make the Ordo survive. So no, I'll tend to my duties in the monastery and quietly watch the stars at night and remember.
Me: oh, yeah, right. I summon thee Sepherim Catillah!
New-Seph: time to spy!
Me: nope, that was old-seph. You're going to be a mean badass soldier. Grinning and tough as hell.
New-Seph: nope. Ex-Military Intelligence, I'm a spy!
Me: what, how? Okay, it's said now, can't change it. You still are going to be a tough bitch kicking ass around!
New-Seph: nope. Just decided I have your studies as part of my training, and I'm a sociologist and politologist as part of my time in MI.
Me: wha?! You weren't meant to be saying wise things, that was old-seph. Nor thinking much beyond orders at all.
Old-Seph: don't fight the tide, Cos!
Me: :??
Old-Seph: you know, wise things.
New-Seph: see? tough luck! And now I'm going to be a commander and start FCing.
Me: nope, not yet. I still don't remember too many things...
New-Seph: don't remember? And you wanted me to be a badass asskicker? What are my numerous years of service in the Imperial Navy and all my positions and trained skills, then?
Me: mmm... a plan? a post in the blog?
New-Seph: you're not up to the level to play me... you should have created a belt rat or something...

[Ché Biko]

Ché: Hey.
Me: Hmm?
I get the feeling you want something to happen to my wife.
  Really? Whatever gave you that idea? Have you been using OOC knowledge?
No, just...that dream we had, where I snap her neck?
  Oh...that. Well...maybe.
Why? Isn't there enough drama in my life? Can't I just love one person who does not make my life more complicated?
 ...Uhm...well...none of your business. I've already said too much.
What?!
  OOC stuff. None of your business. Well, I guess I can provide one answer.
Yes?
  A definition of drama: "any event or series of events having vivid, conflicting elements that capture one's interest." So yeah, there's enough drama in your life, Ché, or I would no longer be interested in you.
So why do you want more drama?
  I don't.
...
  It's complicated.
*sigh*
  Listen, you wanted answers about Nation, right?
I don't see what that has to do with my wife.
  Well, if she were to be uplifted by the Sansha you might finally join them.
!
  Oh, darn. I've gone and said it now, have I? Oh well, time to erase this conversation from your aweful memory.
No! Wai--
...Hey.
  Hmm?

[Natalcya Katla]

Nata: Don't touch me!
Me: Huh?
Nata: You are fat, full of hair and live on a whole planet full of dirt. How the hell did you become my player? You're disgusting.
Me: What? Hey! I made you! How about a little respect?
Nata: Respect? For what? I didn't ask to be created, and I don't owe you anything because of it. I came to this universe my own person, free of debt, the first of my kind.
Me: Now look here...
Nata: THE FIRST OF MY KIND, OR THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!
Me: Okay, okay. The first of your kind. Relax.
Nata: Don't tell me what to do. You're not the boss of me.
Me: I...okay, then...
Nata: And tidy your apartment. Have some pride in yourself, sheesh. I don't want to feel your fingers on the keyboard until those dishes are cleared away.
Me: I was g...
Nata: I bet you've played me in the nude, sometimes. Disgusting. I'm finding a new player.
Me: ...


Ruby: Why do you play me so rarely? Don't you love me anymore? I'm your Ruby.
Me: Of course I do. I've just been busy, that's all.
Ruby: Why can't you be busy with me? I miss flying. I miss you. And when you don't play me, you always have me doing paperwork and going to meetings, which I hate.
Me: I know! And I'll get to it, I promise! It's only that I've got more than one character, and only so much time...
Ruby: I can be more than one character! Look, this is me, dressing up as Tibs...
Me: That's not what...heh. That's clever. I love the tilt of the hat. And the beard. You look adorable with it.
Ruby: See? So will you play me now?
Me: Soon. I just have a few more things to take care of...
Ruby: Hey! Don't forget you have things to take care of with me, too. I've had Friend Scherezad in my kitchen for months, now. Any longer, and people will start to wonder.
Me: Shit, that's true! We need to finish that scene, don't we?
Ruby: And when are you going to give all the children names? We do still have names in Nation, you know.
Me: But there's two hundred of them... /o\