The Goodbye Letter I'd never send - for those that don't understand this song - you obviously have never played World of Warcraft.
Congrats on 80.
You’re working on your third 80.
She’s bitter and jaded
You got Loremaster, alright.
But with all of the raiding, the titles and treasure,
I hope it was worth it tonight.
I hope you like 80.
Your daughter is aging.
Your wife has moved on with her life.
With all of the raiding;
I hope it was worth it tonight.
She’d log on her pally,
Do heroics and Mally,
Until late o’clock at night.
Then she’d log of her toon
And turn to you, waiting for you to log too.
You’d turn back to her and say,
“I have to do my auctions tonight.”
So I hope you like 80,
Your child is aging.
Your wife has moved on with her life.
With all of the raiding;
I hope it was worth it tonight.
The server went down for prescheduled maintenance,
You found her alone in the room,
She cried herself asnooze.
Wondering how’d she loose
For the sake of a thousand gold?
But you’ll make it up in the morning.
You’ll buy her epic flying, help her get a title or two,
But the hurt and the surprise,
When there are still tears in her eyes,
She’s handing her ring back to you.
I hope you like 80;
Your daughter is aging,
Your wife has moved on with her life.
With all of the raiding –
I hope you move on with your life.