I'm going to make a little list of what a complete whore I am.
Forum e-peen boosters and thought crimes so far, for lolposterity and public shamin':
-First to reach a hundred poasts. Eat it, Havvo! Oh god, I am such a whore.
-Poastcount per day of 100 or nearly there. Superwhore.
-First suggested and undertaken creation of a child board which is quickly proving near-redundant and will likely be streamlined into something else.
-First known received private thread of mod action because I have a dirty mouth.
-First and second mod actions to split a thread, IIRC. Goddamn provocateur, Ashar. Except owait, it was benign.
-First mod action to split posts out of a thread in Moderation Discussion. Terribad, rly.
-First locked thread in Archives. I am a force of destruction arrayed against this community : /
-Part of first locked thread with a cooldown timer; arguably, provocateur of first locking for reals.
-First drama with another member of the old guard.
-First textwall.
-First and only person to plug the new forum excessively in way too many channels, including at least twice in an IC channel when I thought I was posting in OOC. For more details, see Ghost Hunter's sig archive, if he ever puts it together.
-First tempbannan. Too slow, Lillith.
Maybe I can add in that I harassed and embarrassed the mods and admins the most in terms of feature discussions and sowan. And invited in some bitter vets. HI WANOAH, HI LEON.
And, what with all that, my e-peen must be hella tiny.
[10:01:38] Lallara Zhuul > but Ashar
[10:01:49] Lallara Zhuul > you almost got the first flamewar of Backstage started
[10:02:03] Lallara Zhuul > you should have a medal for that LD
Oh boy /o\