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Battle Fedos
« on: 27 May 2010, 21:00 »


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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #1 on: 27 May 2010, 21:33 »
Where can I find them? What can I learn from them? Why is my life so empty?
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #2 on: 27 May 2010, 21:43 »
Hm. Sounds like a prototypical Star Wars story, sometimes with the Empire substituted.
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #3 on: 27 May 2010, 21:44 »
My parents were killed by battle fedos!  I became a pirate to get my revenge!
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #4 on: 28 May 2010, 08:10 »
CCP killed my parents.  :cry:
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #5 on: 28 May 2010, 11:41 »
Quote from: Casiella on 27 May 2010, 21:43
Hm. Sounds like a prototypical Star Wars story, sometimes with the Empire substituted.
"I'm an orphan. I killed my parents. I joined the Empire (faction of your choice) to do it as a member of the Parental Execution Squad. In fact, I had so much fun that I just kept killing parents. I killed my friend's parents, your friend's parents, and your own, too; you just haven't gotten the insurance payment yet. It's an important job, and the dental plan is great."  --bio we used as Stormtroopers slightly modified to fit EVE
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #6 on: 28 May 2010, 13:04 »
Quote from: Koronakesh on 28 May 2010, 08:10
CCP killed my parents.  :cry:
So I went to Canuckistan to learn to be a ninja and kill people with non-lethal means because I don't want to kill like my parents were killed because killing is wrong.
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #7 on: 28 May 2010, 13:21 »
I wrote a story with a killer fedo in it once...

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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #8 on: 28 May 2010, 15:50 »
Dad was a Fedo killer, so Mom and I, uh, defected to the State to seek revenge.
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #9 on: 28 May 2010, 23:56 »
My father was... a battlefedo.  And a fiend.  And one night he goes off crazier than usual.  Mommy gets the tribbles to defend herself.  He doesn't like that.  Not... one... bit.  So - me watching - he takes the fedo-knife to the her, laughing while he does it.  Turns to me and he says, "Why so pleasant-smelling, son?"
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #10 on: 29 May 2010, 00:22 »
Quote from: Havohej on 28 May 2010, 23:56
My father was... a battlefedo.  And a fiend.  And one night he goes off crazier than usual.  Mommy gets the tribbles to defend herself.  He doesn't like that.  Not... one... bit.  So - me watching - he takes the fedo-knife to the her, laughing while he does it.  Turns to me and he says, "Why so pleasant-smelling, son?"

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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #11 on: 29 May 2010, 08:56 »
I still think it would be better if the battle fedos killed his parents and he was out for revenge.
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #12 on: 30 May 2010, 00:07 »
I'm trying to decide of those are knives or machine guns on their backs.
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #13 on: 30 May 2010, 00:23 »
One's a knife, the other is a tank gun... in the form of a straw.
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Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #14 on: 30 May 2010, 09:10 »
Quote from: Arvo Katsuya on 30 May 2010, 00:23
One's a knife, the other is a tank gun... in the form of a straw.

Yus. One of those razor blade knives and a pea shooter.  Dangerouuuuuuuussssss.
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