I did a thing.
I am the very model of a Cardinal Amarrian
I've worked for years to spread God’s word to Minmatar barbarians
I’ve slain all sorts of heretics from Blooders to the Tetrimons
Of which I saw their texts burn bright through inner adjudications
Though loyalty to grand Amarr was clearly my priority,
I could not help but wonder what drove heretics to do their deeds.
Was knowledge hidden to prevent our faith from being criticized?...
…Well, more than what we often see from Tribals oh so Balkanized.
My mind was set, my path was clear, I journeyed forth into the fray,
For years and years I’d fly through space to learn from day to day to day.
The more I saw, the more I grasped the ways of those outside Amarr,
And just why Reclamation must occur no matter how damn hard.
The Gallente embraced the ways of sinful pleasure bountiful,
The Caldari would worship that which had no way to save their soul,
The Minmatar were running wild, invading space of those allied,
While Jovians said not one word, because they had most likely died…
So while I tried to glean and gain a sense of Godly tolerance,
I could not accept customs of so many cultures aberrance.
In short, I’ve chosen God’s path to reclaim all these barbarians, (wait 3 seconds aaaand..)
For I am the very model of a Cardinal Amarrian.
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