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Author Topic: Gutter Press is recruiting specialist correspondents  (Read 1386 times)

Muck Raker

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Gutter Press is recruiting specialist correspondents
« on: 17 Jun 2012, 14:41 »
Positions are available at Gutter Press for specialist correspondents in the following areas:

Amarrian Affairs:
Reporting on Holder machinations, oppressed commoners, desperate slaves.
You will be knowledgeable about Imperial matters, including inter-House rivalries, social schemes, theological disputes, political marriages and much more.

Caldari Conspiracies:
Megacorp designed superweapons, Provist infiltrators, Caldari spies, you will be familiar with all these aspects of the Caldari Menace, and know how to get the answers Gutter Press is looking for.

Tribal Tribulations:
The enthusiastic and still developing Minmatar and their relationship with their Gallente mentors is of great interest to the readership of Gutter Press. You will be knowledgeable of their savage ways and be able to propose schemes to bring them up to Federal standards.

Faction War Fact Hunters:
Just what is going on out there in the militias? You will be able to find out, using your skills and web of contacts, to bring the readers the tales of glorious victories, and brave defeats, from the War against Caldari Aggression, and the War of Freedom for the Tribes.

Cryptoxenocyberbiologists:
Three headed Fedos, Talking slaver hounds, Space whales, Rogue drones, Rouge drones, Jovians, Sleepers, Terrans. You know enough of these things to inform the Public about them.


Other positions are available.
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Ghost Hunter

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Re: Gutter Press is recruiting specialist correspondents
« Reply #1 on: 17 Jun 2012, 14:46 »
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Graelyn

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Re: Gutter Press is recruiting specialist correspondents
« Reply #2 on: 18 Jun 2012, 01:11 »
Shit!

Who should we call?






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Serendipitous Echo

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Re: Gutter Press is recruiting specialist correspondents
« Reply #3 on: 18 Jun 2012, 06:01 »
Quote from: Muck Raker on 17 Jun 2012, 14:41
Cryptoxenocyberbiologists:
Three headed Fedos, Talking slaver hounds, Space whales, Rogue drones, Rouge drones, Jovians, Sleepers, Terrans. You know enough of these things to inform the Public about them.
My credentials.
Writing Sample One.
Writing Sample Two.

I won't be available until after the 1st of July due to prior obligations, but yeah...



...you can't say no to this face, can you?
« Last Edit: 19 Jun 2012, 13:35 by Serendipitous Echo »
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Morwen Lagann

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Re: Gutter Press is recruiting specialist correspondents
« Reply #4 on: 18 Jun 2012, 06:57 »
Quote from: Serendipitous Echo link=topic=3324.msg51570#msg51570
...you can't say no to this face, can you?

... Put a meaner, angrier expression on that face and I'd call it Sansha's long-lost True Twin.
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Muck Raker

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Re: Gutter Press is recruiting specialist correspondents
« Reply #5 on: 18 Jun 2012, 12:14 »
Quote from: Serendipitous Echo on 18 Jun 2012, 06:01
Quote from: Muck Raker on 17 Jun 2012, 14:41
Cryptoxenocyberbiologists:
My credentials.
Writing Sample One.
Writing Sample Two.
I won't be available until after the 1st of June due to prior obligations, but yeah...

I assume you meant 1st July, but yes, that does sound superb.
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Serendipitous Echo

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Re: Gutter Press is recruiting specialist correspondents
« Reply #6 on: 18 Jun 2012, 13:17 »
Quote from: Muck Raker on 18 Jun 2012, 12:14
I assume you meant 1st July, but yes, that does sound superb.
D'oh. Yes. Yes I did.

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