While waiting for things to work I'm reading the
DUST 514 non-disclosure agreement.
... it so needs a Louella-ised version.
"Like, you can look and play and stuff, and in return you'll tell us stuff, and what you tell us becomes ours, 'cos otherwise our lawyers think it's really ewww. And, like, don't share it, even if it's cool and you really, really want to. And if it's not cool and it doesn't work, and melts your computer gear, we can't afford to fix that, sorry. Except, y'know, that we'd like your feedback about it so we can fix it for other people, but you'll have to get your own other computer to let us know. It's ours, okay? And if you break the rules that would really
hurt us, okay? We can safeword at any time and it's over, with or without cuddles. Let's sue each other in Georgia, like, say, if you turn into someone else without us agreeing, because it would be ewww to find we were playing with strangers. IT MIGHT SUCK, OKAY? BUT IT'S NOT OUR FAULT."