TOTAL ECLYPX OF THE HEART (with heartfelt apologies to Bonnie Tyler)
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around (learn to use autopilot setting kthxbai)
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of 'warp drive active'
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by (because I'm a bittervet)
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit Sebbie and then I see the look in your eyes (AUUGH! Psychokiller)
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart (because I fly Minmatar)
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless because my optimal is 1 k)
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart (forgot the duct tape)
And I need you now tonight (Need Shields! Need Shields! Need Shields!)
And I need you more than ever (oshit structure)
And if you'll only hold me tight (and use duct tape)
We'll be holding on forever (to our solar sails and rust)
And we'll only be making it right (because the left rudder fell off)
Cause we'll be doingitwrong together
Together we can take it to the end of the line (or at least halfway across Teon before we cap out)
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (just like an afk cloaker)
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark (damn my flaky router)
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks (There goes the warp core ... again.)
I really need you tonight (jumpjumpjump)
Forever's gonna start tonight (because I'm webbed and scrammed)
Forever's gonna start tonight (your ship is out of control)
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now my ship is falling apart ...
There's nothing I can do (except train Caldari)
A total Eclypx of the heart