Here's one thing that always made me wonder to no end
U'K and EM (not to exclude the rest of the minis, I just don't know all your corptickers) have never come to major blows with each other, at least from what I know.
With the whole "1ISK for Midulars head" business and other things, how come you minis remain so peacefull?
P.S.: And when will we get a big show of fireworks from you, if ever? I need to reserve a seat and buy popcorn
It came close many times. Karn has told me he's had members screaming at him to push the big red button and smash us into the ground, while EM too has its lobby that says Ushra'Khan are a bigger threat to the Republic and the Minmatar as a whole than CVA. (EM has a lot of lobbies, it makes internal politics very fun most of the time.)
What has certainly been a part of keeping us off each other's throats is SEBBIE POWAH!
If you look at a number of the Minmatar event agents, the Sebiestor ones are very... tricksy. Dagras Kutil (The Carnival, Barkrik) and Pinala Adala (Some station, Eram) are good examples. Underhanded. Dishonest. Kind of Loki-esque (the Trickster god, not the ship) - Loki's role in the Norse pantheon was to cause the death of beloved Baldur, so that he would be safe and be able to return after Ragnarok to rebuild Midgard.
Anyway, back to U'K and EM.
We have the Amarr as our biggest problem. PF (both from Chrons and in-game events) says they have the biggest Navy and thus are a hideous threat, even if they haven't put it into action yet. Both U'K and EM agree on that, but disagree on which facets to focus on and how to do so. But there are elements on both sides that know a war between us would simply weaken us and strengthen the Amarr. And sometimes we call each other lackwit numbnuts because of that.
BRUTOR ANGRY! BRUTOR SMASH!
So, bring on the Sebs!
O gnoes, U'K and -EM- are on the brink of war again! What will you use to save us, magic Sebiestors?
ORCA POWAH!Sebbies are lovely, aren't they? Especially the women. Like the Orca, we're pretty, playful and can seriously fuck up a penguin.
No, the whale, not the ship, m'kay?
Beneath whoever is the leader of EM at the time, there's a little pool of Sebiestors circling in the water, giving advice and having happy playful funtime. They run the PR department, among other things. And they do realpolitik. And I believe U'K has some of its own who also speak up at such times (though some of them are actually Brutor, but they're very Sebbie Brutor).
These Sebs leap up out of the water and start working like crazy to dissolve tensions and get relevant parties to shut the hell up and stop making things worse. (This is, of course, much harder when it's one of those Sebs who has lost their temper - i.e. me. Like any good viking, at times I have flown into a rage and really wanted to go round to Ushra'Khan's island and upend their monks.)
We talk to each other both on the IGS forums and off them, making it clear that hostile noises are isolated and not the unified voice of the alliance and that each other's work is appreciated and accepted. We make visible counter-demonstrations to nullify any negative points raised according to our own beliefs. And behind us, we have more Sebbie strengths to give these things oomph. Like...
MARKET POWAH!"I'm so sorry to hear that you feel that way, Mr AngryMinnie, Sir. By the way, I'm afraid your shipment of Vagabonds has been delayed..."
There is a certain amount of trade between U'K and -EM- and it flows both ways (Contrary to popular belief, U'K too has quite a formidable industrial apparatus at their disposal). Receiving a crapload of cheap ships makes you kind of fond of someone. Fondness is actually appallingly important in Eve Politics. Which brings me to the all-important...
EYELASH POWAH!!11!Even Sebbie males have it. They deploy those long, dark fluttering eyelashes and call up all the old, loving memories. And between U'K and -EM- there are a lot of them.
Past history has seen us come rushing to each other's aid more than once. Because of our relatively small size (-EM- apparently registers as about 500 people at the moment, but I don't think I've ever met more than 150 and once you weed out people who are RL-busy at the time or unable to be involved for IC reasons, it's quite a small number), we've never been able to send nearly as many people to things like the QR siege and 9UY as we would have liked. But it still makes an impact when you fly 40-odd jumps on zero notice to leap into a system, gleefully cry "We come for our people!" (doing that made my day) and get blown up by U'K's other allies... then come back and do it all again. And likewise, after weeks of exhausting fighting against INFOD, U'K sent a squad to us to help defend a control tower long enough to repair it. Then we go back to nullsec. Then they join us in a fleet against PIE. And so on. And so forth.
And between those visits, we have our bitter fights and swap insults. And then go to help each other in spite of it.
It becomes quite touching over time. So that's basically how we manage to stay united in action if not always in thought - because it's a) Too important not to and b) there's simply too much history to be entirely forgotten.
A post about the realpolitik aspect of Matari alliance politics from deepest darkest history -
Matari Politics: A Symbiotic View