You know what I need? A toggle on my account preferences that allows me to automatically never use smileys when postan.
What I'd like a little less, but still a lot, is a second toggle to not only never have a smiley in my poasts, but never see one on the whole board.
Mind you, text emoticons are my bag, but I just have an irrational dislike of smileys. Or, well, just a preference to not encounter the goddamn things. God only knows why.