[ 2017.01.08 16:30:34 ] Drakolus > AnusBreath McSoggyPants Just sayin, none of us have a name this cool
[ 2017.01.08 16:30:52 ] Lasairiona Raske > And that is a fucking epic name.
[ 2017.01.08 16:31:03 ] Graelyn > I'mma shoot'im
[ 2017.01.08 16:31:10 ] Lasairiona Raske > I just wish his character portrait lived up to the name
[ 2017.01.08 16:31:18 ] Graelyn > he's a day old
[ 2017.01.08 16:31:22 ] Graelyn > wtf
[ 2017.01.08 16:31:49 ] Lasairiona Raske > This is why we can't have nice things!
[ 2017.01.08 16:32:00 ] Graelyn > That means there were a bunch of years where AnusBreath McSoggyPants was not!
[ 2017.01.08 16:33:01 ] Lasairiona Raske > *gasp* How can this be?!
[ 2017.01.08 16:33:08 ] Drakolus > That just feels wrong, on a universal level
[ 2017.01.08 16:33:13 ] Lasairiona Raske > We must contact our heads of state, immediately.
[ 2017.01.08 16:33:15 ] Drakolus > A world without him
[ 2017.01.08 16:33:19 ] Graelyn > Theology Council. *nods sagely*
[ 2017.01.08 16:34:22 ] Drakolus > Perhaps he was a late stage revelation, the world was not ready for AnusBreath until humanity had advanced sufficiently?
[ 2017.01.08 16:34:57 ] Lasairiona Raske > Humanity...advanced?
[ 2017.01.08 16:35:22 ] Francophobia > welp i just stepped on my headphones and snapped em... thanks AnusBreath McSoggyPants.
[ 2017.01.08 16:35:22 ] Graelyn > He needed: The Anularity!
[ 2017.01.08 16:35:24 ] Drakolus > I know, it's hard to believe. But we do go forward, in tiny bits, every now and then. [ 2017.01.08 16:35:48 ] Graelyn > (I'm sending him this chatlog.)
[ 2017.01.08 16:35:54 ] Lasairiona Raske > Please do!
[ 2017.01.08 16:37:06 ] Drakolus > Lol... imagine that name IC. "Congrats new capsuleer, what would you like to be known as on your CONCORD lisence?"
[ 2017.01.08 16:37:24 ] Francophobia > vOv
[ 2017.01.08 16:37:34 ] Francophobia > indeed.
[ 2017.01.08 16:37:38 ] Graelyn > sent after deleting the DK parts
[ 2017.01.08 16:37:51 ] Myxx > I could see that happening on accident, someone thinks its a joke
[ 2017.01.08 16:37:59 ] Myxx > and someone at CONCORD takes the response literally
[ 2017.01.08 16:38:01 ] Lasairiona Raske > I don't even know how I would RP with that person...
[ 2017.01.08 16:38:15 ] Graelyn > You treat him like an obvious clonejack.
[ 2017.01.08 16:38:22 ] Graelyn > That's valid RP, Falcon said so.
[ 2017.01.08 16:38:39 ] Lasairiona Raske > Greetings, Mr. Pants.
[ 2017.01.08 16:38:56 ] Graelyn > Sir Breath?
[ 2017.01.08 16:39:10 ] Graelyn > of House McSogg? [ 2017.01.08 16:39:16 ] Graelyn > HE CONVOED ME
[ 2017.01.08 16:39:18 ] Drakolus > Mr. AnusBreath, what is your opinion on the current state of Amarrian Engineering as it applies to cloaking technology?
[ 2017.01.08 16:39:27 ] Drakolus > Oh man, imagine if he RP'd as a "bro" too
[ 2017.01.08 16:39:45 ] Graelyn > GENTLEMEN
[ 2017.01.08 16:39:47 ] Graelyn > I GIVE YOU
[ 2017.01.08 16:39:47 ] Lasairiona Raske > OMG!
[ 2017.01.08 16:39:49 ] Graelyn > THE ONE [ 2017.01.08 16:39:52 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > HELLO!
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:01 ] Lasairiona Raske > Haha
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:05 ] Francophobia > o/
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:11 ] Myxx > I have waited since 2005 for this moment.
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:14 ] Myxx > Hello
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:24 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > it is great to be here amongst fans
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:36 ] Lasairiona Raske > Guy starts eve, becomes instant celeb
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:36 ] Drakolus > I'm fanboying hard right now
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:48 ] Lasairiona Raske > And Grae, AHEM! I'm not a gentleman :-P
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:49 ] Drakolus > Pretty much
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:54 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > now i know you mentioned my char portrait wasn't up to par, and i will get on that soon
[ 2017.01.08 16:40:55 ] Graelyn > I mean, I got 4 touchdowns at the State Finals, but THIS.....
[ 2017.01.08 16:41:08 ] Myxx > HOW did you pick that name?
[ 2017.01.08 16:41:15 ] Lasairiona Raske > ^^this!
[ 2017.01.08 16:41:31 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > literally picked it out of thin air
[ 2017.01.08 16:41:39 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > thought it might be worth something if i ever sold on bazaar
[ 2017.01.08 16:42:08 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > but where did you see me, in recruitment? in local?
[ 2017.01.08 16:42:16 ] Drakolus > Recruitment
[ 2017.01.08 16:42:17 ] Graelyn > That vital namespace is being good and proper squatted!
[ 2017.01.08 16:42:20 ] Lasairiona Raske > YOUR PORTRAIT! YES! OMG!
[ 2017.01.08 16:42:21 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > aha
[ 2017.01.08 16:42:35 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > ok what should i do with my portrait, dya think? i'll head into char creation and change it
[ 2017.01.08 16:42:49 ] Drakolus > And I am beside myself in wonder at the creativity it took to compare your pilot to the heavy respiration from one's posterior sir... well done
[ 2017.01.08 16:43:07 ] Lasairiona Raske > I think there's a new one. We must be seeing the old one.
[ 2017.01.08 16:43:08 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > ahthankyou
[ 2017.01.08 16:43:24 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > well i made it closer and rolled my eyes up, it's better but i could do better
[ 2017.01.08 16:43:29 ] Drakolus > Recently we've gotten the Holy Order of Ronald Reagan and now your esteemed self. EVE Is looking up
[ 2017.01.08 16:43:45 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > what IS this place btw, have I found the best chat room in eve??
[ 2017.01.08 16:43:46 ] Graelyn > He's obviously roleplaying a false-prank-identity of an otherwise famous and fuckopowerful capsuleer corsair!
[ 2017.01.08 16:44:08 ] Graelyn > this is one place where the lame roleplayers hang out
[ 2017.01.08 16:44:13 ] Drakolus > We're a bunch of RP nerds but this is the out of character room where we can be semi-normal
[ 2017.01.08 16:44:19 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > aha
[ 2017.01.08 16:44:58 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > maybe me not rp'ing in eve is where i've been going wrong.... i don't know.. it was the first mmo i ever played
[ 2017.01.08 16:45:20 ] Graelyn > oh god no
[ 2017.01.08 16:45:38 ] Graelyn > the lore is deeper than an 80-yr-old whore.
[ 2017.01.08 16:45:45 ] Drakolus > That's the odd bit about EVE...as per the fluff, everyone pretty much "is" RP'ing
[ 2017.01.08 16:45:47 ] Graelyn > run whist thou canst
[ 2017.01.08 16:45:49 ] Lasairiona Raske > Lore-schmore
[ 2017.01.08 16:45:54 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > but i do know, or used to know peeps in CVA and i have spoken to Kelon Darklight on TS a number of times
[ 2017.01.08 16:46:03 ] Graelyn > Splitters!
[ 2017.01.08 16:46:09 ] Graelyn >
[ 2017.01.08 16:46:44 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > ok i'm going to give myself a makeover, brb
[ 2017.01.08 16:46:53 ] Drakolus > Good luck
[ 2017.01.08 16:47:03 ] Lasairiona Raske > /emote waits with excitement and anticipation.
[ 2017.01.08 16:47:29 ] Graelyn > I feel like we should be gambling on this Epoch-defining event.
[ 2017.01.08 16:47:41 ] Francophobia > IM IN!!
[ 2017.01.08 16:48:05 ] Francophobia > 1b on... i dunno, whatever.
[ 2017.01.08 16:48:14 ] Graelyn > Seconded!
[ 2017.01.08 16:48:18 ] Lasairiona Raske > I don't have that much iskies :-(
[ 2017.01.08 16:48:40 ] Mika Firestorm > wait what did i miss?
[ 2017.01.08 16:48:51 ] Graelyn > A LOT
[ 2017.01.08 16:49:01 ] Mika Firestorm > Shoo
[ 2017.01.08 16:49:17 ] Drakolus > I'm thinking about what kind of syncretic religion we can develop around this. Like "And lo, did the fetid breath of the brown angel descend upon them, giving moisture purchase upon their garments!"
[ 2017.01.08 16:49:35 ] Mika Firestorm > ok i go back drinking XD
[ 2017.01.08 16:49:39 ] Graelyn > o7
[ 2017.01.08 16:50:09 ] Mika Firestorm > scratch that line, I didn't want to say that.
[ 2017.01.08 16:50:16 ] Francophobia > Drakolus you have danced on the swordedge of madness, and now you are cut
[ 2017.01.08 16:50:22 ] Jev North > Sometimes I let out the fetid breath of the brown angel accidentally when I sneeze, it's hilarious.
[ 2017.01.08 16:50:30 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > i'm back but i don't know.... it's more full body and peverse but i don't know if to change the hair
[ 2017.01.08 16:50:33 ] Jev North > Also: hi, hello, good evening, I have no idea what I ladned into.
[ 2017.01.08 16:50:49 ] Drakolus > Glory Madam, you have found yourself amidst glory
[ 2017.01.08 16:50:58 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > hello Jev North
[ 2017.01.08 16:51:06 ] Lasairiona Raske > Hey, Jev.
[ 2017.01.08 16:51:13 ] Jev North > Will we ride shiny and chrome to Valhalla?
[ 2017.01.08 16:51:13 ] Mika Firestorm > whose alt is you?
[ 2017.01.08 16:51:15 ] Mika Firestorm > >.>
[ 2017.01.08 16:51:15 ] Lasairiona Raske > Welcome to the psych ward on a Sunday.
[ 2017.01.08 16:51:25 ] Graelyn > AND LO: He did spake unto the crew, and instructed them so: "Bring me the Brown Pants."
[ 2017.01.08 16:51:26 ] Drakolus > Dat expression
[ 2017.01.08 16:51:43 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > Graelyn at least my pants are brown
[ 2017.01.08 16:51:54 ] Mika Firestorm > AnusBreath McSoggyPants who are you? >.>
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:03 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > shall i go back to head-only do you think?
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:03 ] Lasairiona Raske > Shush DK. We're having fun.
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:10 ] Lasairiona Raske > Don't ruin it.
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:13 ] Graelyn > scroll up and read, you can catch up
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:15 ] Lasairiona Raske > Head only, yeah
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:16 ] Mika Firestorm > hey can't i ask?
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:23 ] Lasairiona Raske > With the durrrr expression
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:24 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > ok i'm going for head only, wish me luck
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:28 ] Lasairiona Raske > He is no alt! He is the chosen one!
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:30 ] Graelyn > GODSPEED
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:47 ] Mika Firestorm > ok i bb later!
[ 2017.01.08 16:52:49 ] Drakolus > I can't stop giggling like a loon right now
[ 2017.01.08 16:53:15 ] Lasairiona Raske > I know. Me neither.
[ 2017.01.08 16:53:35 ] Graelyn > Fuck the Jew Empress. I have a new God now.
[ 2017.01.08 16:54:36 ] Lasairiona Raske > All hail the Brown Pants!
[ 2017.01.08 16:54:48 ] Drakolus > As an aside to the writing stuff, I have a story in my bio that is terrible and the only other thing I'm writing recently is an adventure log for my character in our One Ring game
[ 2017.01.08 16:55:13 ] Lasairiona Raske > You lack inspiration. Pray to the Brown Pants.
[ 2017.01.08 16:55:24 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > i'm back, i tried to go for the same expression but we'll see when it updates for you guys
[ 2017.01.08 16:55:52 ] Graelyn > Still the same Serene Countenance of Divine Peace and Love as usual.
[ 2017.01.08 16:55:53 ] Lasairiona Raske > This makes my list of one of the best OOC convos ever.
[ 2017.01.08 16:55:57 ] Drakolus > Yeah, update may take a while
[ 2017.01.08 16:56:31 ] Drakolus > Holy shit... imagine using the speaking patterns of the warboys from Mad Max to celebrate the church of the Brown Pants
[ 2017.01.08 16:56:32 ] Graelyn > Yes, a lovely day.
[ 2017.01.08 16:56:47 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > yes! now i need help on my bio
[ 2017.01.08 16:57:09 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > it needs to be a brown variant of shiny and chrome
[ 2017.01.08 16:57:45 ] Drakolus > Soggy and Brown...obviously
[ 2017.01.08 16:57:58 ] Drakolus > Unless you had curry for dinner, then it may be a different color
[ 2017.01.08 16:58:05 ] Graelyn > Is It Not Written?:
[ 2017.01.08 16:58:44 ] Drakolus > The Brown Angel bestows his gifts upon the righteous!
[ 2017.01.08 16:59:10 ] Drakolus > He breathes fetid and fecund life unto his chosen!
[ 2017.01.08 16:59:17 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > i do indeed
[ 2017.01.08 16:59:32 ] Graelyn > Is he just a judeo-christian rebrand of Nurgle?
[ 2017.01.08 16:59:41 ] Drakolus > As an aside, this is making it REALLY hard to be serious IC
[ 2017.01.08 16:59:59 ] Graelyn > Ride the Lightning.
[ 2017.01.08 17:00:35 ] Drakolus > And if we're going Chaos Gods, I'm signing up now for whomever takes the place of Slaanesh
[ 2017.01.08 17:00:51 ] Graelyn > I put in an app.
[ 2017.01.08 17:01:04 ] Graelyn > and a crisp Washington.
[ 2017.01.08 17:01:15 ] Graelyn > in da bag
[ 2017.01.08 17:01:15 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > what's a washington?
[ 2017.01.08 17:01:29 ] Drakolus > 1 dollar bill? My brain ain't working well right now
[ 2017.01.08 17:01:31 ] Graelyn > DOLLA DOLLA BIL
[ 2017.01.08 17:01:54 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > aha, i was unaware of this 'America' you speak of, I am from other realms
[ 2017.01.08 17:01:57 ] Graelyn > One DALLAH YOO ESS. Love you 7 minutes!
[ 2017.01.08 17:02:05 ] Norrin Ellis > What's up, Old Man Graelyn?
[ 2017.01.08 17:02:08 ] Graelyn > y0
[ 2017.01.08 17:02:25 ] Drakolus > 'murika! Freedum!
[ 2017.01.08 17:02:26 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > Norrin Ellis greetings
[ 2017.01.08 17:02:54 ] Graelyn > Norrin! Behold!
[ 2017.01.08 17:02:59 ] Lasairiona Raske > Build the wall!
[ 2017.01.08 17:03:41 ] Drakolus > The Brown Angel has graced us with his faecal glory!
[ 2017.01.08 17:03:51 ] Drakolus > dunno if I spelled that right but I'm rolling with it!
[ 2017.01.08 17:04:05 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > faecal glory i like it
[ 2017.01.08 17:04:05 ] Graelyn > Papa McSogg gonna take us to War with Whitey!
[ 2017.01.08 17:04:18 ] Graelyn > wait
[ 2017.01.08 17:04:22 ] Graelyn > what is this pamphlet
[ 2017.01.08 17:05:12 ] Drakolus > The Devil, the DEVIL is clean underwear. I say unto you, with nary a streak to be seen, THAT is your sign for the wicked, the foul and the soldiers of ruin!
[ 2017.01.08 17:05:19 ] Drakolus > And there go the giggles again
[ 2017.01.08 17:07:55 ] Lasairiona Raske > lol
[ 2017.01.08 17:08:40 ] AnusBreath McSoggyPants > But I'm not wearing clean underwear IRL... OMG living the dream
[ 2017.01.08 17:09:09 ] Drakolus > The prophet speaks in wet posterior belches of wisdom