One shouldn't treat one's pussy like frozen trout sold bulk at Food-4-Less; it should be fine caviar, elegant and exclusive.
I lol'd, so so hard.
Same.
I believe in the concept of professional pride - if you have a job to do, do it well and respectfully. (Kind of sucks for me to believe this but slip from this standard at times, always sucks to catch yourself doing that, but that's another topic for another time...)
I would imagine even prostitutes can and should hold to this kind of standard - if your basically going to sell your body or parts of it for the other party's pleasure, one would hope you enjoy it as well and keep a specific margin of acceptability that you don't go below. No, there is little to no standard in harking your service like a cheap whore, in full meaning of that term - bad sex can be quite traumatic and scarring, and as a prostitute of either gender you risk that on a daily basis. Least you can do for yourself is ensure you minimize this risk and bad/misleading PR don't help.
If you offer yourself as a cheap whore with no inhibitions, people are more likely to treat you like one and think of you as one. As a player, and my toon as a character, prostitution is not the worst thing ever or terribly a-moral, but it's often a victim of bad quality, in many ways. You should always do what you can to make your job more enjoyable to go to and not something you dread, down that road lies suffering and misery on a daily basis. No thanks.
I'm a little confused as to why a Capsuleer would elect to spend the sort of money that could arrange for a small town of consorts exclusively engineered, sculpted and trained from birth to meet their exacting standards on a night with Cynthia Gallente
This. Nothing against Cynthia Gallente the character, as appearance is subjective... but I have a hard time figuring out what makes her worth 500 million ISK as a prostitute. Pieter is right. You could buy out half a planetary city with that kind of money.
It would be more worthwhile to hire your very own harem of, as Pieter pointed out, "consorts exclusively engineered, sculpted and trained from birth". Regular baseliner girls, who could easily live the socialite Kim Kardashian life on a fraction of a million ISK. More girls is often better than one, especially when we're talking about being useful for more than sex. You could staff your entire household with nothing but whores of every shape and color imaginable, perfectly molded to shape your needs and desires.
Oh, and... baseliners girls won't scam your ISK and run away like a capsuleer will.
As usual, I see nearly no reason to pay a capsuleer for anything I can get from a baseliner.
EDIT: Please note that I used girls instead of guys as an example because Cynthia is a female. Made more sense to compare by the same gender, but male prostitutes are great too!
And ofc this. From an IC pow capsuleer whores are hilarious. 500 million for one girl one time? I could buy and PIMP FIT 5 BC's with that or fit 3-4 BS's in a very acceptable T2 manner, ALL THE WHILE spend maybe 10 million (being very generous here) to have my own sex-paradise set up anywhere I want.
Or several. One for each station I've EVER been on.