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[Elmund Egivand]

Matari free-men
- Give us a CRT TV and some spare parts and we will make the CRT TV project HD resolution.
- Give us a beaten-up hover car and we will make a budget soaped-up muscle hover car out of it using a parts bought on the cheap from a junkyard.
- Give us a Playstation 1 and some hardware and we will make you a rig that can run Crysis.
- Despite the looks, none of the above is at any risk of exploding in your face.
- We will go anywhere that has money so everyone has the opportunity to own any of the above if they are willing to pay.
- Provoke or threaten us in any way however, and all of the above will unfold to reveal hidden submachine guns and other forms of slug throwers. The hover muscle-car might also release drones and fire rockets on top of that.
- If you are family/clan/tribe, you can get any of the above for much reduced prices. As added bonus they will have 50% more guns.

[Jace]

I SAID /THREAD JEEZE!

/reply

[Lithium Flower]

Go Caldari \o/

1) MILITARY culture!!
2) Honor and stuff
3) Very strict society with norms, alien to most of players, making it harder and funnier to play
4) Arguably, the most philosophical faction
5) Ruthless atmosphere with valued competency and professionalism
6) MILITARY culture!! (Oh, did I say it already? And yes, all Caldari served at least 3 years as soldiers  )

♥ Uniform. Yes.

For the State! Chaaaaaaarge~~~ 

[Lyn Farel]

Confirming that Civire are best philosophers. 

[Elmund Egivand]

Confirming that Civire are best philosophers. 

Those chins are for rubbing.

[Ollie]

What makes Gallente the best? Perspex visor headware of course. 

[Karynn]

Thukker, because:

* Arsenal of terrible done-to-death puns
* Jaguars
* Shadyness
* Umm...
* Yeah, that'll do.