WAT GIES A GAME THAT BROKE EVERY ONLINE PREORDER RECORD IN EXISTENCE ISN'T FUNCTIONING FLAWLESSLY LESS THAN 24 HOURS AFTER LAUNCH WAT I DON'T EVEN
Seriously, the fact that this is remotely surprising to anyone a) acquainted with Blizzard in the last 10 years or b) acquainted with any online game release in the history of online gaming is the only surprise to me.
Well....
It's kind of a single player game - is many people's argument.
Don't say that anywhere else. The horde of raging howlermonkeys on crack will come down on you with a vengeance. Apparently playing any of the Diablo games singleplayer is some sort of massive sin. I personally hold the same viewpoint and would actually have paid for the damn thing if the singleplayer was offline enabled, but Blizz is hellbent on pushing that auction house on everyone.
Then again, right now I'm kind of glad I've saved that money. Friends of mine I spent a lot of time with in D2:LOD are furious. Apparently Blizzard managed (somehow, personally I can't even contemplate the concept without my brain herniating) to dumb down the game. There's no stat management, no skilltrees or anything. Every level whatever of whatever class will be -exactly- the same except for gear. No skilltrees, nothing. There'll be no Blizz Sorcs, no Summonmancers, no Hammerdins or Zealadins, Javazons or anything. Every character of the same class and level will be perfectly similar.
If that's not fucking retarded, I don't know what is.
The only think that surprises me about this, is the fact that I found this surprising. How fucking retarded am I?
Dunno, but apparently it's pretty bad. I liked Diablo I allot because it was simplistic, easy to get into, entertaining, but hard. Dear god was it hard. I often ended up playing through half of the game then hitting a wall of hard mobs that I simply could not beat. Then re-start with that toon half-way done and do it again, JUST TO BE ABLE TO FINISH THE DAMN GAME AT ALL. Hilariously sad fact; I never actually did. I never once beat Diablo I.
Then came Diablo II and I was ecstatic. It was more of the same, the kind of game people could get into easily but not easily beat, though it was markedly easier than the first one. I did actually beat it, too. LOD as well. It was entertaining, and the variety of characters, play-styles and customizations able to you was very impressive - I could take a toon and play the game exactly however I wanted it. My only regret is that I was late out and at the time I had questionable internet access at best. So very little online play for me.
And now we have Diablo III, and I pretty much swore I'd never touch this shit.
Where do I start... oh yeah, the whole "Diablo FUCKING NUMBER 3" thingy. Diablo who? Oh yeah, that guy I killed in Diablo II, who is pretty much perma-dead, along with his fail-brothers, who also happen to be perma-dead. And now they make another game named the same. Right, so they either ride on a known game-name, ret-con the end of Diablo II, or whatever.
Then there is the pay-to-fucking-win issue with the auction-house where you keep paying real money for digital items to make you bigger, better badder. Gone are the the joy of beating the game or others fair and square - you can now enjoy losing to people who are not better than you, no - they prioritize their finances different from than you. Or just have more money than brains, alternatively. No thanks.
And if those two were not bad enough, now we got this, and another horribly Blizzard game launch. They never seem to fucking learn, do they?
I actually enjoyed WoW, when I played it. I honestly enjoyed kicking ass and having fun with RL friends, shoving frail-looking but well-armored Paladin-power Draenei hooves into the crouch-sections of Orcs, Trolls and Fucking Tauren everywhere, and to this day I miss that wonderful, fun race.
But I don't miss WoW. I don't miss the pathetic, simplified, brain-dead requires-no-skill game-play they introduced, and I don't miss their constant fucking around with classes, to the point where they made Warriors , perhaps my Number 1 favorite class, entirely obsolete. I will not miss Diablo III, and right now I'll spend the rest of the day wondering why the hell I did not see this failure coming. I knew it was going to be bad, but somewhere I still had a little faith Blizzard were going to make an interesting, challenging game. How very fucking stupid of me.