I calmly took it out of the machine, placed it carefully in its box and wondered who I could flog this bloated, sluggish, purile, dissapointment to. All the while enjoying myself on Red Faction Guerrilla, a game that is appealing, replayable and not trying to poach fans from the abysmal CoD.
Now, the next day I thought perhaps I was being to quick, so of I went again. Not being able to stand the sheer irritation of multiplayer for more than a half hour, I give the campaign a try. After a half hour of that, I repeat the exercise of putting it back in the box.
So obviously you've guessed what I'm stabbing at now. Quite simply I feel is that Battlefield 3 is a terrible game. The campaign is generic and un-creative, gameplay exchanged for some admittedly impressive visuals and immerson in modern warfare. However, this a game does not make. Frankly I'm always somewhat suspicious of people who attempt to propel a game based on its "realism" or how similar it is to "on the ground" in modern warfare. Mostly because these people are usually the pockmarked pukes in that awkward pre 16th birthday phase (of which I may have been one at some point...) who salivate over the near-peverse details on the contours of a flawlessly rendered sniper rifle.
Co-incidentally, these seem to be the target audience.
It is true that being an effective FPS gamer requires practice. However having been FPSing since CoD 1, I'd hardly call myself un-practiced. I would have expected to be in the swing of multiplayer by maybe 2 hours. It was clear this wasnt going to happen though. The whole multiplayer mode feels like it was built for the teenage repetetive strain brigade, unbalanced and completely open to exploitation. To put it in perspective, here is my view of the breakdown of class selections in multiplayer:
Assault: 40%
Engineer: 40%
Support: 15%
Recon: 5%
The strange thing was the Recon 5%: could pop you from the other side of the map almost. Even if you were moving.
All in all, this feels like a ill concieved attempt to knock CoD of its pedestall, and poach from its multiplayer fanbase.
In short, a total fluster-cuck