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Stitcher

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The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« on: 01 Apr 2011, 05:22 »

Just for fun, and springing out of a conversation in The Summit that went to strange places, I suggest a new competition:

The Capsuleer Rear of the Year Award!

Yes, a plethora of pod pilot posteriors await to be posted and judged. There are only two rules:

Rule one: KEEP. YOUR PANTS. ON.

Tight leather clothing, yes. Underwear no.

Rule two: Applicants must have held their pilot's license for at least a week prior to this announcement.

Other than that, just grab a screenshot of your character from behind (use the character re-customization option on SiSi if you don't currently have such a thing) and share your derrière.

There will be two categories (male and female, in case you couldn't guess) and the winners, as decided by a poll at a later date will receive fame, recognition, and maybe a little something special in their breakfast cereal.

IGS thread.

take it away!
« Last Edit: 01 Apr 2011, 05:29 by Stitcher »
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Saede Riordan

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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #1 on: 01 Apr 2011, 05:46 »

Best. Thing. Ever.
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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #2 on: 01 Apr 2011, 06:07 »

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Morwen Lagann

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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #3 on: 01 Apr 2011, 13:16 »

The discussion in the Summit that spawned this only pales in comparison to the hilarity that will be this competition. So fucking in on this.
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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #4 on: 01 Apr 2011, 13:28 »

I endorse this product and/or service.
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Shintoko Akahoshi

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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #5 on: 01 Apr 2011, 14:13 »

Amen, baby!

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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #6 on: 01 Apr 2011, 14:14 »

Also, if this is an April Fool's Joke, it shouldn't be.
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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #7 on: 01 Apr 2011, 15:00 »

While I disagree whole heartedly with any rule that forces me to keep my pants on, I'll still partake because Cruci's got a rockin bottom.
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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #8 on: 01 Apr 2011, 15:45 »

Have you seen the newest trailer? Is there any other competition at the moment?  :lol:
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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #9 on: 01 Apr 2011, 15:57 »

I'll Help Judge
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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #10 on: 01 Apr 2011, 21:37 »

I'll perform the inspections to ensure there's no cheating through implants and so on.
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Esna Pitoojee

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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #11 on: 03 Apr 2011, 19:56 »

This entire contest = win.
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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #12 on: 03 Apr 2011, 19:57 »

Actually, implants are fine by me as long as there are no surgical scars...

What? Why are you looking at me like that?
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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #13 on: 04 Apr 2011, 09:25 »

Have you seen the newest trailer? Is there any other competition at the moment?  :lol:

This.
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Re: The Capsuleer Rear of the Year award!
« Reply #14 on: 04 Apr 2011, 09:45 »

Have you seen the newest trailer? Is there any other competition at the moment?  :lol:

This.

Since when did you have the bandwidth and a stable enough connection to watch youtube, Inara? :P

Soon as I'm not waving the :effort: flag, I'll get on sisi and take a picture or two. Getting voluntold usually produces amusing (if embarassing) results...
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Morwen's Law:
1) The number of capsuleer women who are bisexual is greater than the number who are lesbian.
2) Most of the former group appear lesbian due to a lack of suitable male partners to go around.
3) The lack of suitable male partners can be summed up in most cases thusly: interested, worth the air they breathe, available; pick two.
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