Well, I just had the most fun I've had in years. This corp is awesome.
Decided to go hunting. Put another corpmate on a locator agent. Pinged a name in the enemy alliance. The bloodlust took hold. The same bloodkillmurderfucklust that held me in such complete sway from 2004-2006. 17 systems to travel. That's nothing. I'll be there in a heartbeat.
Here you are, little bomber. There you *go,* little bomber. Off you run, little pod. Next target. Another name. Another green square in my addressbook. He's online. 13 systems. I'll be there before you can blink.
I'm there. So's he. So are two of the corpies. He just came from the system we came in through. Here's the plan, boys. Two of us hold on this gate - if he warps to zero, you tackle and force him through. I'll jump through right after and get him on the other side.
No good. He sees us in system. He's either somewhere safe, or somewhere unreachable. Perhaps a different approach. "We mean you no harm," says the mass murderer. The quarry falls for it. "Planet 1" says the mass murderer, and the quarry warps to planet 1... 100km away. Smart. He's being cautious. But he's not paying attention to the random newbie flying around. I invite him to my fleet. I tell him to MWD 50km behind my target relative to my position. 150km total range. Just enough to warp. I warp 50km to the newbie, landing directly on top of the second target.
From his perspective, a deadly ship just crossed a distance of 100km in a second. The Picard maneuver.
He cannot react in time. Even if he could, my range to him is 25% the range of my warp disruptor. Another hull burns. Another pod flees.
Unffffff.
