That Saxon Hawke has the inscription "A man travels the universe in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." added near the entry port of every ship he purchases?
This is a forum on steroids tbh. The rate at which content worth reading is being generated could get you pregnant.
A wild Vieve appeared!
Oh God, here come the marriage proposals Welcome, Vieve.
Ashar marries only people with two or more natural limbs.Sorry, ampukitty.
This assumes Ashar the character has any neighbors that aren't rocking-back-and-forth terrified as it is.