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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #1 on: 07 Jul 2014, 09:53 »

Hm, I wonder if the internet loves zoodles as much as potato salad...
 
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Vincent Pryce

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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #2 on: 07 Jul 2014, 12:16 »

Over 10 grand. That's a lot of potato salad.
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Lyn Farel

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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #3 on: 07 Jul 2014, 12:35 »



That's rather awesome. Maybe he will eventually beat the hype and the money behind Star Citizen and feed the whole third world...
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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #4 on: 07 Jul 2014, 12:46 »

Honestly, this is what I don't like about kickstarter. Every time a silly post like this takes off, I can't help but feel that 10k would have been much better spent going to a more worthwhile project.

Call me a grump, I probably am.
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I like the implications of Gallentians being punched in the face by walking up to a Minmatar as they so freely use another person's culture as a fad.

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« Reply #5 on: 07 Jul 2014, 16:22 »

Honestly, this is what I don't like about kickstarter. Every time a silly post like this takes off, I can't help but feel that 10k would have been much better spent going to a more worthwhile project.

Call me a grump, I probably am.

It's up to nearly 45k now. So much better projects there that would deserve that money.
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Morwen Lagann

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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #6 on: 07 Jul 2014, 16:23 »

You know, the appropriate thing to do would be to report the project. :P
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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #7 on: 07 Jul 2014, 16:54 »

I dunno, but a big potato salad party where the entire internert is invited doesn't sound so bad to me. There are far worse things than investing money in food for people (and yummy food at that).

Only thing to ask here is how much of the money goes into potato salad. <,<
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« Reply #8 on: 08 Jul 2014, 07:23 »

I'm honestly wondering if he's going to donate it to some food charity or something. I mean, a guy just walking off with 45k from a bunch of strangers would get reported on in the news, and I'm sure he's aware of it.
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I like the implications of Gallentians being punched in the face by walking up to a Minmatar as they so freely use another person's culture as a fad.

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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #9 on: 08 Jul 2014, 08:34 »

Honestly, after the delays with Star Citizen, I just don't know if I can be bothered putting in for another KS venture project. Even if it is about potato salad. Even if the recipe makes liberal use of dill.

Potato salad's important and all, being that it contains some of the big food groups - starch, mayo, egg, bacon bits, maybe even condiments (if he includes the dill) - but what if it all just gets interminably delayed? What if the reasons for the delays aren't good enough to satisfy the salivating hordes of backers who just want to see if this guy can actually bring the salad? What if the end product fails to live up to the dill-heightened hype? What if Silas is forced to make another Hitler video about the lack of timely potato salad just to get some multiplayer, err ...multi-diner potato salad production happening?

Think of the children, sitting in front of their displays, maybe even googling the address of the party hall he's now promised to hire, all just wanting a taste, a sniff, a momentary glimpse even of the potato salad they've been promised! Where does the madness stop?

Also, who fucking serves potato salad without coleslaw, some form of meat on a hot grill and a cooler of cold beverages? This whole idea was just whack from the get go.
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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #10 on: 08 Jul 2014, 08:41 »

Great idea, hilarious results.

Much jealousy detected. citizens :P

 
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Lyn Farel

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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #11 on: 08 Jul 2014, 13:01 »

Colewat ? What the hell are you eating again in North America ?  :P
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Esna Pitoojee

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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #12 on: 08 Jul 2014, 13:32 »

Coleslaw. It's shredded cabbage with a vinegar-based dressing, sometimes pickled with other vegetables. Actually quite good when flavored properly!
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I like the implications of Gallentians being punched in the face by walking up to a Minmatar as they so freely use another person's culture as a fad.

Nicoletta Mithra

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Re: Potato Salad
« Reply #13 on: 08 Jul 2014, 17:41 »

Actually, civilized people either take coleslaw or potato salad.
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« Reply #14 on: 14 Jul 2014, 04:45 »

Welp, it looks like this is a piss-take.

In the sense that it looks to me that people who are fed up with some of the more frivolous kick-starters are probably the people donating here.  Because it's nearly $50k worth of parody and/or protest - just look at the stretch goals; "you'll get a 'thank you' posted to our website and I will say your name out loud while making the potato salad."

The internet loves a hoo-hah and it loves the ridiculous.  And many people like taking a swipe or being in some way subversive, however silly.

Look at the campaign to get Rage Against the Machine as Xmas no.1 in the UK charts.  The charts are pretty much controlled by whatever reality tv star on whatever music show gains the most popularity - so people went out and bought RATM (with the lyric "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me") partly to stymie that and cause mischief, and partly out of genuine dislike for reality tv and manufactured pop acts taking up so much attention.  (and when it did get to no. 1 there was outrage that whatever x-factor winner was robbed of the chart topping single they were entitled to, out of small-minded spite)

So people went out and bought a chart single they probably didn't even like to make a point that, in and of itself, is fairly pointless (particularly given RATM and the x-factor guy were on the same record label!).  Could that money have been better used for something constructive and useful?  Absolutely.  As campaigns go, is it really helping society in any way? Probably not.

But people wanted to throw their pound away to be part of something larger that was a bit silly and might make news.

This isn't unique to Kickstarter, which (much like the internets themselves) can be used for something dumb or something worthwhile.

The people who get to make the call whether they want to donate to something dumb or something worthwhile (or indeed, what things are dumb or worthwhile) are the people donating.

So yeah, as long as he does what he says he will according to the stretch goals, he could absolutely walk away with upwards of 50k.  People paid for a goddamned potato salad, as long as that's what they get, there's no problem here as far as I'm concerned.

Is that stupid? Yes. 
Seems to me intentionally so.
Could the money have gone on something better and worthier? Of course.

But it could've gone on something better and worthier every time you buy chewing gum or a packet of fags as well. Or a brand spanking new gaming rig, come to that. 

There really doesn't seem to me to be a discernible difference to criticising the frippery people spend their personal income on in terms of luxury items, or criticising what people choose to spend their personal income on when donating to kick-starter projects - however farcical.


(Re: coleslaw we have that in the UK too.  Here the standard shop-bought stuff is shredded white cabbage and carrot in mayonnaise)
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