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[Karmilla Strife]

See I thought Makkal was just displaying cunning by exposing threats to the volatile mix of Aldrith and inflammable materials.

[Sepherim]

I expect you and Aldrith to oil wrestle over who gets to kill Makkal first.

Nah, he's a commander and I'm a liuteneant, he can cheat! :S

But fighting Kat may be nice instead.

[BloodBird]

Okay.

Aldrith and Seriphim have to oil wrestle Kat first. 

You and your fetishes... 

Sig's hilarious btw. I'LL HAVE MY CAKE AND I WILL *EAT* IT. FUCK OFF.

Tried making a contributing post here but meeh, it comes out all weird and wrong and gratuitous gloating like. Fuck it.

[Ashley]

• Serve the Empire.
• Kill some stuff to sell some stuff to buy some stuff to kill some more stuff, em for the Empire of course.

What other things a humble citizen of the Empire can do.

Samira has no goals.

no goals, how so?!

if you don't like kill some stuff scenario, then there is always other goals;

like:

1) Make things to sell to people who work in system traffic control, who are sitting all day on gates/undock and help irresponsible capsuleers to travel more quickly.

2)  Sabotage Minmatar military power, by selling prefit Thrashers in Rens fited with heat sinks instead of gyros.

3) Tell people in Dodixie that you are a damsel in distress from a wealthy family and in need of some isk to get back home and will double their isk when you will get back in your family mansion.

the possibilities are endless.

Help your Empire to help you to pick your goal! 

[Alain Colcer]

Money? of course
Explosions? applicable when neccesary
Politics? to further my goals
Romance? if found along the way, best served well endowed
More explosions? if the first round wasnt enough, sure
Fame? a by-product, seeking social status mostly
Justice? don't think such an ideal really exists in this harsh, cruel, brutal, bloody, psychotic .....you get the idea world.
All of the above & beyond? an excess of everything is not good for one's health.

Personal goals though:

1) A high-sec bridge between Verge Vendor and Everyshore
2) A high-sec bridge between Solitude and the other Federation regions (any of them will do)
3) To spread Federation influence, culture, political system and values across the cluster spearheaded by capsuleers, but inclusive to baseliners and planetside population

[Aria Jenneth]

* recover my sense of self, but take advantage of my amorphous state

* relearn humility

* relearn compassion

* relearn moderation

* let go of my anger-- and of the hate I did not even realize I felt

* get better at usefully deceiving others, and worse at uselessly deceiving myself

* recover my humanity, if it is recoverable

* determine whether clone soldiers are subject to the same existential pressures as capsuleers; develop and redevelop theories as necessary

* establish proper ethical "path" of clone soldier and proper relationship to capsuleers. Subordinates? Allies? Foils? ... Executioners?

* pursuant to last option, establish feasibility of permanent annihilation of individual capsuleer infomorphs using clone soldier methods (probable approach to include investigation, hacking, and sabotage of cloning and backup systems preparatory to out-of-pod swift and total destruction of active clone, preferably using explosives-- headshots miss too easily)

* support Caldari State so long as it maintains policy of limited interference in "client state" Achur affairs

* encourage humility in the strong, to specifically include arrogant "heavies," proto-suit users, empire loyalists, nullsec dwellers, and capsuleers

* try to avoid becoming arrogant, myself. Happily, using scout suits is good for producing instant karma on this score

[Victoria Stecker]

Stecker's only goal atm is to convince me to resub. Thankfully, it's going about as well as anything else she's attempted to accomplish, ever.

[Merdaneth]

  I'm not telling you guys my goals... tjeez....

[Ava Starfire]

Ava's goals are:

1) Successfully balance family, Clan duties, and her obligations as a pilot

2) See the Sebiestor Tribe once again retake its proper place, on top of the Republic pecking order

3) Help Samira "remember" what it means to be Minmatar... or shave that tattoo off of her face

4) Eat creamsicles

[Halete]

Hmm.

* Make Ava Starfire love her

Pretty sure Ava wants to murderate her.

* Make Isis Dea love her

Isis Dea openly professes that she wants to murderate her.

* Make a friend

Maybe won't strike-through this one. I mean there's always YC116, right?

* Bring stability to the Minmatar - by uniting them under the Lord

* Don't become a monster in the process

[Lasairiona]

To maintain sanity

[Halete]

Hilariously, speaking of Halete and Isis Dea, the two of them have been occupying the #1 and #2 spots on New Eden Faces today. I figured I'd check it out and got a nice surprise when I saw the leaderboards.

[Samira Kernher]

Samira has no goals.

no goals, how so?!

Samira is an ex-slave. She doesn't have independent goals. She relies on other people telling her what her goals should be.

[Ciarente]

1) To get married. Specifically, to get married to Charlie.
2) To have her entire family over for lunch once a week forever and feed them until they fall into food comas
3) To get Camille to 18 a) alive and b) not arrested
4) To utterly destroy anyone else selling t2 shield modules in her market systems.

[Lithium Flower]

4) To utterly destroy anyone else selling t2 shield modules in her market systems.

*sniffs, lurks around, cowered in camouflaged sheet*