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[Cmdr Baxter]

I just saw this a couple minutes ago and had to share. I'm probably going to be chuckling over this for the rest of today.

So I'm coming back from the grocery store, I'm sitting at the stoplight, and I see this dark thing to my left. It's black-and-white. And ofc my first thought is 'oh, shit.' Around here, if you see a police car it's likely the California Highway Patrol - very anal-retentive folks - cause the local cops never seem to get out on patrol. I'm not a car person, but even so in about 2 seconds I'm going 'waaaait a minute, that's not any police car I recognize.' Turns out it was a Mercury Club Coupe, complete with lights and all. The light goes green and all and this thing pulls away. As it's leaving I look at the license plate. The top of the frame says "Retired Police."

And the bottom says "May the Force Be With You."

/groan