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[Graelyn]

[Lyn Farel]

 [ 2015.04.25 20:19:12 ] Nauplius > The Blood of Brutor given strength to the Chosen; the Blood of the Sebiestor gives intellect to the Chosen; the Blood of the Vherikor gives wisdom to the Chosen.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:19:19 ] Nauplius > *gives
 [ 2015.04.25 20:19:47 ] Halfrek Foley > What about the Thukker?
 [ 2015.04.25 20:19:58 ] Ishta Maleto > Probably a rash.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:20:00 ] Ishta Maleto > /emote smirks
 [ 2015.04.25 20:20:11 ] Ishta Maleto > or discharge.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:21:00 ] Nauplius > I have not received guidance on that the Blood of the Thukker gives to the Chosen.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:21:15 ] Ishta Maleto > Oh, so I'm good? No need to bleed me, crazy man.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:21:56 ] Nauplius > You are Vherokior.  Your blood gives Wisdom to the Chosen.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:22:04 ] Ishta Maleto > Read the bio, dumb-fuck.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:22:28 ] Ishta Maleto > Also.. wisdom, me? -she laughs softly-
 [ 2015.04.25 20:22:44 ] Nauplius > That isn't very nice language to address a Prophet of God with.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:23:22 ] Ishta Maleto > I'm not trying to be nice, and it's the wrong God anyway.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:23:37 ] Ishta Maleto > There's only one God, and he doesn't look good in red.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:23:47 ] Ishta Maleto > He likes gold, and stuff.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:23:53 ] Ishta Maleto > Maybe silver, with some blue.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:24:00 ] Lyn Farel > So, is that following some sort of roleplaying setting rules ?
 [ 2015.04.25 20:24:06 ] Halfrek Foley > I can see why so many capsuleers enjoy to murder when there are people like Nauplius around. Why is he not bannished to the other summit channel?
 [ 2015.04.25 20:24:23 ] Nauplius > There's only one God, and his Paradise consists of golden towers splattered with blood.
 [ 2015.04.25 20:24:24 ] Lyn Farel > Like, the Krusual give dexterity and the Thukker give perception or something ?
 [ 2015.04.25 20:24:49 ] Ishta Maleto > /emote laughs
 [ 2015.04.25 20:24:52 ] Nauplius > Lyn Farel, perhaps you are right.  I have no revelation on those other tribes.

[Graelyn]

That was from The Summit? 

[Lyn Farel]

Yes.

[Lunarisse Aspenstar]

Silliness from Maria and Shalinea:

[ 2015.04.19 04:31:43 ] Maria Daphiti > OMG! Hello Shalinea!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:32:07 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Maria! Hiya! How are you doin'? I hope pretty good!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:32:35 ] Maria Daphiti > *sulkily* fine. But Sir Shutaq assigned me to patrols so I missed the Innocent Ball.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:32:39 ] Maria Daphiti > Did you go?
 [ 2015.04.19 04:36:13 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > A BALL!!! Oh my goodness!! I... didn't get the memo....
 [ 2015.04.19 04:36:32 ] Maria Daphiti > Pooh. Well i am sure a Grand time was had by those who made it.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:36:40 ] Maria Daphiti > We should have our own ball.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:36:54 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote pouts.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:37:34 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Yea! it could be the "Maria and Shali Super Ball"! It would be Awesome with lots of dancing and food and stuff!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:37:42 ] Maria Daphiti > And Quafe.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:37:51 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > That too!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:37:57 ] Maria Daphiti > I'd invite Rhoxy. I haven't seen her in forever,
 [ 2015.04.19 04:40:07 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Rhoxy? Did I meet her? Was she the woman that was havin' some problems sleeping .. or getting to sleep. or stayin' awake or somethin' ?
 [ 2015.04.19 04:40:30 ] Maria Daphiti > Yeppers!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:40:52 ] Maria Daphiti > And Steffanie. I'd invite her too.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:41:03 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh! I remembered! *grins* She sure seemed nice! But I think I only met her that one time.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:41:14 ] Maria Daphiti > Oh. Well we gotta fix that
 [ 2015.04.19 04:41:17 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Ya!! have to invite Steffanie! She is real cool
 [ 2015.04.19 04:44:06 ] Maria Daphiti > But we'd need music.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:44:14 ] Maria Daphiti > Know anyone cool?
 [ 2015.04.19 04:44:52 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > like a DJ? no.. I dunno anybody like that...
 [ 2015.04.19 04:45:19 ] Maria Daphiti > Oh. Well we can't do it without music. *she tries to frown*
 [ 2015.04.19 04:46:14 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh no! Music is the most important thing! and food too!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:46:26 ] Maria Daphiti > Pooh. Any place decent has food.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:46:45 ] Maria Daphiti > I love furriers in the blanket personally!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:47:44 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh!! Is that a Band?
 [ 2015.04.19 04:48:44 ] Maria Daphiti > Nooooooo! a snack!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:48:49 ] Maria Daphiti > but umm.. it could make an awesome band name!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:49:36 ] Maria Daphiti > Or the Dead Heths
 [ 2015.04.19 04:50:35 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh my Goodness! *blushes and tries to hide her face with her hand* I'm so embarrased... of course it's a snack..
 [ 2015.04.19 04:51:10 ] Maria Daphiti > it's like a hotdog in a pastry!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:51:32 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh Those!! I love them too!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:55:02 ] Maria Daphiti > But umm.. band names
 [ 2015.04.19 04:55:15 ] Maria Daphiti > maybe if we pick a cool name people will play in it?
 [ 2015.04.19 04:56:49 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Oh! wait.... no, that wouldn't be a good band name... hmmm *scratches the tip of her nose and makes a thinky look*
 [ 2015.04.19 04:58:22 ] Maria Daphiti > Hrm..
 [ 2015.04.19 04:58:39 ] Maria Daphiti > So no to the Dead Heths, huh?
 [ 2015.04.19 04:58:54 ] Maria Daphiti > Insane Goon Posse?
 [ 2015.04.19 04:59:25 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Well... I guess that the Dead He..... INSANE GOON POSSE!!! Wow! Good one!
 [ 2015.04.19 04:59:37 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote giggles.
 [ 2015.04.19 04:59:56 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > /emote covers her mouth with both hands and giggles too
 [ 2015.04.19 05:02:11 ] Maria Daphiti > Hrm.. "Panic! at the Cyno"?
 [ 2015.04.19 05:04:43 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > That could be good too!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:05:29 ] Maria Daphiti > Any ideas? I dunno
 [ 2015.04.19 05:06:07 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > I'm gonna make a note on my datapad to come up with some cool band names for our Ball!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:06:24 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > I'm gonna really have to think so we get a good one
 [ 2015.04.19 05:06:47 ] Maria Daphiti > Awesome!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:06:52 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > What do we do after we get a band name? I guess we have to find some people to play in it and make some songs too?
 [ 2015.04.19 05:07:17 ] Maria Daphiti > Yeppers! Although, like they could just Jam I guess
 [ 2015.04.19 05:07:31 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > That would be Hawt!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:10:16 ] Maria Daphiti > Who played at the rock Concert at the ELysion?
 [ 2015.04.19 05:10:23 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > soo..... still way out there flying a patrol?
 [ 2015.04.19 05:10:37 ] Maria Daphiti > Yeppers. In the middle of nowhere.
 [ 2015.04.19 05:10:40 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > oh... I don't think I have ever been to the Elysion
 [ 2015.04.19 05:10:54 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > running into anybody else out there?
 [ 2015.04.19 05:10:57 ] Maria Daphiti > Why U'K keeps bothering us and trying to take it, I have no clue.
 [ 2015.04.19 05:11:16 ] Maria Daphiti > Kill: Alerik II (Thrasher) and this guy Kill: Polska Kielbasa (Republic Fleet Firetail)
 [ 2015.04.19 05:11:41 ] Maria Daphiti > there's even no stations here!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:12:08 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote ponders mor enames. "Apoc and 'Baddon?"
 [ 2015.04.19 05:12:16 ] Maria Daphiti > "AWOXers?"
 [ 2015.04.19 05:12:32 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Haha!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:12:35 ] Maria Daphiti > "Imperial Circus of Glorious Redemption?" Naaaahhh.. too long.
 [ 2015.04.19 05:13:18 ] Maria Daphiti > Ooooh! "Thal and the Thalminators"?
 [ 2015.04.19 05:15:06 ] Maria Daphiti > "Gud Fights, Food Fights?"
 [ 2015.04.19 05:16:01 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote peers at Shalinea and giggles.
 [ 2015.04.19 05:16:44 ] Maria Daphiti > OMG! I got one... "Oops, I Whelped it Again?"
 [ 2015.04.19 05:16:52 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > /emote pokes at her datapad, entering the name suggestions, stops for a moment to lift her head and peer back at Maria
 [ 2015.04.19 05:16:58 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > /emote starts giggling too
 [ 2015.04.19 05:22:17 ] Maria Daphiti > OOps Sorry got distracted. Kill: Proxzerk Serke (Ishkur) . Such a meanie
 [ 2015.04.19 05:23:49 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote ponders and begins to sing in a silly way
 [ 2015.04.19 05:23:57 ] Maria Daphiti > "Do you want to light a cynoooo?" "Do you want to come and play?" "We've got a bait ship here, it's rather close and near, please don't run away!"
 [ 2015.04.19 05:24:34 ] Maria Daphiti > "Please let us point you, and scram you too, before you choose to cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
 [ 2015.04.19 05:24:44 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > That sounds cool!! You should be in a Band!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:25:04 ] Maria Daphiti > OMG. I can't take credit. But this guy on the galnet has awesome lyrics!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:25:10 ] Maria Daphiti > "Do you want to light a cyno?" "Go away n00b." "Okay, dieeeeeeeee."
 [ 2015.04.19 05:25:53 ] Maria Daphiti > I bet it's a pen name. "Pyerite the Pirate"
 [ 2015.04.19 05:26:15 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > neat!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:29:27 ] Maria Daphiti > Ok so we got a song for em to start off with...
 [ 2015.04.19 05:29:37 ] Maria Daphiti > Whatcha think the best band name was?
 [ 2015.04.19 05:31:55 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > I still like "Insane Goon Posse"!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:32:40 ] Maria Daphiti > Ok!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:32:52 ] Vincent Pryce > (( that is so much win ))
 [ 2015.04.19 05:34:34 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote yawns sleepily "OMG, this will be great. We gotta chat more later'
 [ 2015.04.19 05:37:24 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Ok We will! And make the best Ball Ever! for Sure!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:38:13 ] Maria Daphiti > NN Shal!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:39:22 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Ok I hope you have a nice patrol!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:39:35 ] Shalinea Vyvorant > Have some happy dreams and a good sleeping time!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:40:34 ] Maria Daphiti > You too! make sure you where your footsies. CQ floor is always cold!
 [ 2015.04.19 05:45:54 ] Maria Daphiti > /emote flickers out

[Samira Kernher]

 [ 2015.11.15 18:47:59 ] Alizebeth Amalath > /emote knocks on the door.  She's in her usual vestments and has a very expensive bottle of vodka, with her, you know, the kind that's buttery smooth.
 [ 2015.11.15 18:48:30 ] Samira Kernher > /emote looks up at the door. She doesn't bother getting up.
 [ 2015.11.15 18:49:55 ] Arrendis > /emote sighs, and gets up, moving toward the door. "Look, Sami... just because one group falters, doesn't mean nobody else gets a chance later on..." Then she cracks the door open a bit to peer out. "Hello?"
 [ 2015.11.15 18:50:19 ] Alizebeth Amalath > /emote smiles to Arrendis. "Hi, I'm here to see Samira?"
 [ 2015.11.15 18:51:03 ] Samira Kernher > /emote fidgets with the bloody bandage on her hand. She grits her teeth. Ow.
 [ 2015.11.15 18:51:25 ] Arrendis > /emote looks Alizebeth over slowly before looking deeper into the apartment to call, "Sami? There's a bottle of vodka here to see you. It brought a priest..."

[Synthia]

Valerie Valate > Did you know, that you can buy special dirt in Sarum Prime. Dirt that the Empress Jamyl frolicked on, in her youth ?
Valerie Valate > 50 isk a cubic metre.
Cronos Adama > Shut up, and take my money!!!
Elsebeth Rhiannon > Gods.
Elsebeth Rhiannon > Someone's got a business.
Valerie Valate > you know, if the Republic put some funds together, they might be able to purchase all of Sarum Prime, 1 cubic metre at a time
Elsebeth Rhiannon > /emote grins
Valerie Valate > veeery slowly stealing an entire planet.
Elsebeth Rhiannon > That's possibly the best plan for conquering Sarum Prime I've heard for years. Though that says more about the other plans.

[Synthia]

[20:30:52] Valerie Valate > So. Samira.
[20:31:13] Valerie Valate > Would you like to hear my opinions about both Traditional Minmatar Musical Instruments ?
[20:31:57] Samira Kernher > No.
[20:32:05] Valerie Valate > Zing !

[Lunarisse Aspenstar]

I will miss Nauplius.  He and Maria had some fun rps in Local. Here's one of my favorites:

Maria Daphiti > You've really sunk low this time!
Nauplius > No.
Nauplius > I am really glorifying God this time.
Nauplius > Want a tour? [[Of one of his facilities or gardens, I forget which]]
Maria Daphiti > Even Concord actually did somethng. The didn't for the drifters.
Maria Daphiti > No.
Maria Daphiti > Not unless it involves seeing them let go.
Nauplius > No, I wouldn't let them go.
Maria Daphiti > Your own little harem?
Maria Daphiti > Didn't that go out with the Ni-kunni when we <i>reclaimed them?</i>
Nauplius > I do not use them for <i>that purpose</i>. I will be breeding other slaves with them.
Maria Daphiti > Uhuh
Nauplius > I am trying to get dates with pilots so I do not use my slaves for <i>that purpose</i>.
Maria Daphiti > /emote smiles sweetly.
Nauplius > I wouldn't mind getting a date with you, actually.
Maria Daphiti > I'm at the undock honey.
Maria Daphiti > Come and get me. [[Nauplius undocks, Maria starts shooting, but Nauplius redocks]]
Maria Daphiti > That was quick. I thought you'd ... be longer?
Maria Daphiti > /emote exhales. "So you're not gonna let em go? [[Nauplius undocks, accepts fight, Maria wins that one]]
Maria Daphiti > '((gf))
Nauplius > gf
Nauplius > That wasn't a very good date.
Maria Daphiti > /emote says brightly "I thought it was exhilarating"

[Lunarisse Aspenstar]

Now to be fair.. here's a log when the humor was at my expense.  This was luna's attempt get PIE to join a war on the CTCS last year....

 [ 2015.03.23 03:37:14 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote 's face is slightly pink. "Thank you Sir."
 [ 2015.03.23 03:37:36 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote was confident when she asked Aldrith to talk! Really! but doesn't seem like she is now anymore.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:38:00 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Umm.. Sir Shutaq. I've always helped you and PIE, yes?" She smiles nervously.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:38:29 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote peers at her curiously. "But of course, more than any other pilot out there."
 [ 2015.03.23 03:38:43 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Is there something we can help you with?
 [ 2015.03.23 03:39:00 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote looks slightly to the side, not making direct eye contact "My Honor was recently assailed by a group of Blood Raiders. We are now at war with them for a week..."
 [ 2015.03.23 03:39:08 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Sir,i could not let it pass!"
 [ 2015.03.23 03:40:33 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > The Society is at war with Church of The Crimson Saviour and its Sani-Sabik alliance...
 [ 2015.03.23 03:40:56 ] Aldrith Shutaq > I... oh...
 [ 2015.03.23 03:41:00 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote says in the most indignant tone possible "that woman basically cast me in her pornographic fantasies!"
 [ 2015.03.23 03:41:07 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Huh...
 [ 2015.03.23 03:41:33 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote blushes as she sends something to Aldrith.

[[A rather.. interesting email from Valeria Valate to Luna which I am not reproducing here]]

 [ 2015.03.23 03:42:46 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Err... you see, Sir?"
 [ 2015.03.23 03:43:17 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote reads, his mouth twisting awkwardly as he tried to stop himself from laugh.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:43:23 ] Aldrith Shutaq > I... yes I do!
 [ 2015.03.23 03:43:42 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote straightens up "Master Daemun of Khanid has said he will defend a Lady's Honor. For this one week war..."
 [ 2015.03.23 03:44:13 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote says quickly "can PIE do the same?" and looks to the side again, embarrassed and mortified!
 [ 2015.03.23 03:44:15 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote brings a hand to his mouth as a small giggle escapes. "Bounteous..."
 [ 2015.03.23 03:44:23 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote begins to narrow her eyes.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:44:26 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote coughs.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:44:38 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Ah... well, I'd have to ask the admiralty.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:45:20 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote says in a strained voice "thank you, Sir"
 [ 2015.03.23 03:46:00 ] Aldrith Shutaq > We ourselves are being attacked by the Marmite Collected at the moment, so a hisec war might be complicated for us....
 [ 2015.03.23 03:46:07 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Any intelligence on their operations?
 [ 2015.03.23 03:46:20 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Oh gosh, I didn't realize. But yes. I know where Valerie Valate docks."
 [ 2015.03.23 03:46:43 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Chanoun IX - The Scope Development Studio station in the Chanoun system, Araz constellation of Kador region."
 [ 2015.03.23 03:47:17 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "I assume they may send Tabloren after me. My thought was to dock in Mehatoor for the week"
 [ 2015.03.23 03:47:33 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote glances at Aldrith.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:47:57 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "With a nicely fitted Astero or Dragoon of course"
 [ 2015.03.23 03:48:51 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "So that's where PIE comes in." She blushes.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:50:21 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Hm.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:50:36 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Well, with Lamaa reclaimed we might have some free time on our hands...
 [ 2015.03.23 03:51:24 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote says in an embarrassed tone "I appreciate your consideration Sir," She adds a bit forcefully "A Lady's Honor is a serious thing."
 [ 2015.03.23 03:52:27 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Oh, it is indeed. Unfortunately the gaggle of blonde fools of the Crimson Savior have thus far proven to beneath our attentions.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:52:49 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Hopefully the Admiralty will make considerations seeing that it is your honor under attack.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:53:29 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote nods, and says hastily "Thank you Sir. I appreciate the consideration. I'll not trouble you any further tonight"
 [ 2015.03.23 03:55:07 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote gives Aldrith her best, pretty smile as she disconnects, still some what pink.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:55:11 ] Aldrith Shutaq > Just don't walk down any dark station corridors on your own, my lady.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:55:20 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > "Err.. I won't!"
 [ 2015.03.23 03:55:26 ] Aldrith Shutaq > You might get... womanhandled.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:55:28 ] Aldrith Shutaq > /emote winks.
 [ 2015.03.23 03:55:35 ] Lunarisse Aspenstar > /emote scowls.

[Nauplius]

Nauplius > Want a tour? [[Of one of his facilities or gardens, I forget which]]

I believe this was the (censored) Tower.  The one that produced Dairy Products not from cattle.

[Sakura Nihil]

Posting this for posterity... because, damn.  Skip below to the bolded section if you don't want the background of how this came about...

Edit:  My god, Round 2 has just started, with new contestants.  This is pretty damn awesome, if you're able to join in, do so.

       
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  Channel ID:      2100004218
  Channel Name:    Intergalactic Summit
  Listener:        Sakura Nihil
  Session started: 2016.08.15 22:15:58
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 [ 2016.08.15 22:15:58 ] EVE System > Channel MOTD: Welcome to the Intergalactic Summit!Current firmware version - 8.32.606479.115Owned & Operated by the Communications Relay Committee=== CURRENT NEWS FEED ====== INTERGALACTIC SUMMIT PORTAL ===
 [ 2016.08.15 22:16:29 ] Aradina Varren > You're right, I should go kill something just to watch it die!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:16:55 ] Johlie > You could try that trading thing you were doing.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:17:06 ] Johlie > It seemed like you enjoyed that.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:18:02 ] Aradina Varren > The what?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:18:12 ] Johlie > Market trading?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:18:20 ] Aradina Varren > Not my thing.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:18:41 ] Johlie > Do you like to do anything?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:18:50 ] Johlie > Aside from trolling Kim.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:18:55 ] Aradina Varren > Drugs.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:19:00 ] Johlie > /emote sticks her tongue out
 [ 2016.08.15 22:19:03 ] Natirri Eyrou > Why are you doing drugs and trolling Kim.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:19:08 ] Aradina Varren > Why not?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:19:30 ] Natirri Eyrou > Drugs are bad unless they are good.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:19:33 ] Aradina Varren > /emote takes a sip from her wine. "It's my birthday."
 [ 2016.08.15 22:19:33 ] Natirri Eyrou > WHich is all the time.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:19:41 ] Diana Kim > /emote bows: "Greetings, Ms. Natirri"
 [ 2016.08.15 22:20:34 ] Natirri Eyrou > Happy birthday then.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:20:45 ] Natirri Eyrou > Hello Kim.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:20:59 ] Aradina Varren > I'm planning to find out if wine mixes poorly with the drugs. I think yes, but I've only taken a few.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:21:32 ] Natirri Eyrou > Drink more wine.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:21:41 ] Aradina Varren > Doing that, yes.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:21:56 ] Natirri Eyrou > Drink all of it at once.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:22:01 ] Aradina Varren > No.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:22:13 ] Natirri Eyrou > Wuss.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:23:10 ] Aradina Varren > Nope.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:23:16 ] Johlie > Yup.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:23:26 ] Aradina Varren > I'm bored. Do something entertaining.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:23:48 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote juggles things
 [ 2016.08.15 22:23:58 ] Natirri Eyrou > /emote throws a Johlie plushie at the monitor.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:24:26 ] Johlie > /emote looks confused and a bit concerned
 [ 2016.08.15 22:24:39 ] Aradina Varren > None of that was entertaining.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:25:14 ] Aradina Varren > Diana, make out with Yarosara. Johlie, throw rubber thoraxes at Natirri.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:25:18 ] Aradina Varren > Tarq. Do nothing.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:25:27 ] Natirri Eyrou > /emote throws Tarqeus plushie at the monitor.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:25:36 ] Tarqeus Prime > Aye Sir!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:25:43 ] Diana Kim > What do you mean "make out"?!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:25:55 ] Tarqeus Prime > Kiss passionately.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:26:01 ] Diana Kim > That's illegal!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:26:05 ] Aradina Varren > No it isn't.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:26:08 ] Aradina Varren > Shut up and kiss.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:26:21 ] Tarqeus Prime > Find it in the regulations and show me then.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:26:39 ] Diana Kim > That only married couples do. And marriage between peoples of same gender is against the law.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:26:51 ] Natirri Eyrou > Johlie, if you throw thorax shaped rubber items at me you better be buying me dinner.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:26:56 ] Diana Kim > That's just unnatural and disgusting perversion.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:27:12 ] Aradina Varren > Shut up Diana.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:27:21 ] Aradina Varren > Okay. Someone else make out with Yarosara.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:27:26 ] Diana Kim > /emote pulls out a rubber missile and throws in direction of Natirri. It flies and wobbles.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:28:00 ] Tarqeus Prime > Diana, where did you pull that out from?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:28:22 ] Diana Kim > From the box.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:28:42 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote is shocked
 [ 2016.08.15 22:28:57 ] Aradina Varren > Diana keeps dildos in her box.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:28:59 ] Tarqeus Prime > How lewd Diana!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:29:17 ] Tarqeus Prime > And in public! You are so lewd!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:29:29 ] Diana Kim > What?!... That's not lewd. That's normal.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:29:36 ] Natirri Eyrou > Uhm...
 [ 2016.08.15 22:29:39 ] Tarqeus Prime > My god...
 [ 2016.08.15 22:29:48 ] Natirri Eyrou > Tarq, go back to juggling.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:29:53 ] Tarqeus Prime > You are such a pervert Diana!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:30:01 ] Diana Kim > I am not!!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:30:04 ] Aradina Varren > Who will make out with who?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:30:10 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote resumes juggling random object he picks up
 [ 2016.08.15 22:35:09 ] Aradina Varren > I guess we'll never find out.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:35:29 ] Tarqeus Prime > my schedule is open
 [ 2016.08.15 22:35:35 ] Natirri Eyrou > Why dont you make out with Tarq ara
 [ 2016.08.15 22:35:40 ] Aradina Varren > No.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:35:41 ] Aradina Varren > Please.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:35:43 ] Aradina Varren > No.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:35:48 ] Natirri Eyrou > He has a mustache. Ride it.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:36:18 ] Diana Kim > They are not compatible genetically.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:36:34 ] Aradina Varren > Shut up Diana.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:36:37 ] Aradina Varren > And shut up Natirri.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:36:46 ] Diana Kim > Why, do you want to try, Aradina Varren?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:37:22 ] Johlie > Deteis aren't compatible with anyone.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:37:40 ] Aradina Varren > Says the ginger.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:37:41 ] Diana Kim > Deteis are compatible with Deteis.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:37:47 ] Sakura Nihil > I hear you have to fill out ten pages of paperwork just to make out with one.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:38:04 ] Natirri Eyrou > Gingers are smexy.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:38:36 ] Johlie > More like fifteen pages.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:38:52 ] Sakura Nihil > See, knew it.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:38:53 ] Johlie > And then a ten page report about it when it's over.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:39:05 ] Sakura Nihil > So you're saying Deteis kiss and tell?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:39:13 ] Diana Kim > /emote blinks, "Does it mean too much or too little?... I never actually filled any forms in the Corporate Marriage Agency."
 [ 2016.08.15 22:39:40 ] Johlie > That's not for marriage.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:39:42 ] Aradina Varren > You two wanna fuck already? Or just spend the next three days talking about how great you are first?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:39:52 ] Johlie > Marriage is about a tomes worth of paperwork.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:39:53 ] Tarqeus Prime > Yo, lets do this.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:39:55 ] Tarqeus Prime > Im down.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:12 ] Diana Kim > Marriage without fucking is a disgrace!!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:19 ] Aradina Varren > /emote snerks.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:21 ] Diana Kim > No, wait... I mean.... counterwise!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:23 ] Tarqeus Prime > So lewd Diana!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:25 ] Natirri Eyrou > Did Diana just say fucking.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:26 ] Aradina Varren > Diana!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:33 ] Aradina Varren > So impure.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:37 ] Aradina Varren > What would Heth say?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:39 ] Sakura Nihil > Wow.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:45 ] Diana Kim > /emote blushes terribly and adjusts her translator
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:49 ] Diana Kim > /emote bows: "Im sorry"
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:53 ] Natirri Eyrou > To be fair, being in a marriage without sex is pretty terrible.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:40:54 ] Sakura Nihil > I wonder what else is rattling around in that little head of hers.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:41:13 ] Diana Kim > I mean... having a reproduction procedure without a marriage is a disgrace.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:41:42 ] Diana Kim > So first thing you need to do is to marry, and only then making out and other things.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:41:49 ] Aradina Varren > Diana hush.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:19 ] Tarqeus Prime > How many wives am I going to get tonight?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:26 ] Aradina Varren > None.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:28 ] Natirri Eyrou > Negative ones.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:29 ] Aradina Varren > Like every night.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:31 ] Sakura Nihil > Do blow-up dolls count?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:34 ] Diana Kim > Having more than one is against the law.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:35 ] Sakura Nihil > If so, then none.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:36 ] Natirri Eyrou > Ouch.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:48 ] Natirri Eyrou > Sakura, you are my new favorite person.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:42:54 ] Sakura Nihil > Yay, I think?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:43:39 ] Tarqeus Prime > You are blessed.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:43:54 ] Diana Kim > Whom you gonna blow up?...
 [ 2016.08.15 22:43:59 ] Sakura Nihil > Uh oh, that's not a good sign when Tarq gives you a complement...
 [ 2016.08.15 22:44:09 ] Aradina Varren > He's going to be under your bed tonight.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:44:23 ] Natirri Eyrou > Uhm....
 [ 2016.08.15 22:44:28 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote rolls his eyes
 [ 2016.08.15 22:44:35 ] Diana Kim > It is not a comfortable place.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:05 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote raises an eyebrow - Diana Kim, giving us a first-hand report that Tarq's bed is not a comfortable place.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:13 ] Aradina Varren > Your bed.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:15 ] Aradina Varren > Not his.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:16 ] Sakura Nihil > More news at 2300, plus weather and a report from Jita 4-4.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:26 ] Diana Kim > Mine?...
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:34 ] Aradina Varren > No not yours.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:36 ] Aradina Varren > Keep up.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:39 ] Yarosara Ruil > How's the space weather Miss Nihil?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:46 ] Aradina Varren > Scammy.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:45:51 ] Sakura Nihil > Cold, with a slight chance of face-melting plasma.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:46:06 ] Yarosara Ruil > Cool. Literaly.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:46:55 ] Aradina Varren > And a massive chance of scams.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:47:08 ] Yarosara Ruil > Scamtastic.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:47:10 ] Sakura Nihil > Only if you're in 4-4.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:47:31 ] Yarosara Ruil > I prefer Dodixie really. Much more family friendly.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:47:52 ] Aradina Varren > Less value and deals.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:48:12 ] Yarosara Ruil > Well, when you are an enemy of the State, what else is there?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:48:16 ] Diana Kim > You know, if Tarq would decide to sleep under my bed, I'd better put him into box.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:48:26 ] Diana Kim > He'll have to share it with other.... things.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:48:31 ] Aradina Varren > You want him in your box?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:48:40 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smirks - Diana Kim's strategic dildo reserve?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:48:58 ] Natirri Eyrou > Diana Kim is turning out to be super lewd.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:49:05 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote frowns - Wait, why am I smiling at that... that's going to haunt me all night.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:49:11 ] Diana Kim > I am not!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:49:12 ] Yarosara Ruil > It's actually a 1/64 scaled Thorax model.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:49:16 ] Aradina Varren > Well, you can't come to my party then Yarosara. All of the strategic party supplies are all mine I guess.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:49:45 ] Aradina Varren > I'm in State space. Coulda been fun, but no.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:49:58 ] Natirri Eyrou > Super lewd
 [ 2016.08.15 22:50:09 ] Yarosara Ruil > Didn't want that party anyways.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:50:17 ] Aradina Varren > Strike Baka Kim is known to be lewd by the Caldari State.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:50:21 ] Diana Kim > /emote frowns
 [ 2016.08.15 22:50:28 ] Diana Kim > I am not lewd, and I can prove it.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:50:28 ] Aradina Varren > You totally did. Everyone wants my parties.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:51:00 ] Natirri Eyrou > Replace the R with an N
 [ 2016.08.15 22:51:21 ] Diana Kim > Why would anyone want her underwear?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:51:40 ] Diana Kim > Do we have lack of underwear in our cluster?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:51:43 ] Aradina Varren > No one can resist me.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:52:20 ] Natirri Eyrou > Debatable.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:52:34 ] Yarosara Ruil > I don't know Miss Varren. I got an Adaptive Invulnerability Field. My shields are resist hole free.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:52:42 ] Diana Kim > I can.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:52:55 ] Aradina Varren > But is your mind attractiveness resisted?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:52:59 ] Diana Kim > Have you checked EM?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:53:06 ] Aradina Varren > Not enough. Never enough.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:53:11 ] Yarosara Ruil > Got a rig and a Ward Field, Miss Kim.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:53:27 ] Diana Kim > Oh... okay then!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:54:14 ] Aradina Varren > Those don't help against me.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:54:21 ] Aradina Varren > I shoot rubber thoraxes only.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:54:30 ] Aradina Varren > /emote winks and sips her wine.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:54:41 ] Yarosara Ruil > Of course not. I need to check for kinetic resistance!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:55:04 ] Aradina Varren > I don't shoot kinetic.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:55:08 ] Aradina Varren > Wait.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:55:12 ] Aradina Varren > No I do. But not that kind.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:55:57 ] Yarosara Ruil > Kinetic damage is terrible anyways.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:56:10 ] Aradina Varren > Not the kind that I shoot.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:56:22 ] Diana Kim > Not if your ship systems amplify it.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:56:37 ] Aradina Varren > It easily breaks through skin tanks.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:56:43 ] Yarosara Ruil > Caldari ships do have the lousy habit of doing that.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:56:45 ] Aradina Varren > No wait!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:56:49 ] Aradina Varren > Underwear tank!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:57:32 ] Aradina Varren > Yes. That.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:57:32 ] Yarosara Ruil > Hmm... I don't remember the Hookbill having these bonuses...
 [ 2016.08.15 22:58:47 ] Aradina Varren > Bonuses to love?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:59:19 ] Johlie > Check out the Navy Osprey. She is not nice to look at, but she's fast and can hit hard.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:59:23 ] Jason Galente > Is it Caldari ladies night or something? Holy shit.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:59:39 ] Sakura Nihil > Maaaaybe.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:59:45 ] Aradina Varren > Yes. Go away.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:59:49 ] Jason Galente > Shake it for the glory of your corporation, citizen!
 [ 2016.08.15 22:59:56 ] Sakura Nihil > Pfft, what corporation?
 [ 2016.08.15 22:59:57 ] Aradina Varren > No.
 [ 2016.08.15 22:59:59 ] Aradina Varren > Go away.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:00:06 ] Jason Galente > /emote hisses at Aradina
 [ 2016.08.15 23:00:09 ] Yarosara Ruil > The Guristas!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:00:12 ] Aradina Varren > /emote beeps loudly at Jason.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:00:12 ] Diana Kim > Why do you care about love, have you been denied by marriage agency?..
 [ 2016.08.15 23:00:32 ] Aradina Varren > My missiles are kinetic and can break any underwear tank with ease.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:00:42 ] Johlie > I'd shake it for Ishukone.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:00:52 ] Jason Galente > I knew Aradina had a dick.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:00:58 ] Jason Galente > I knew it.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:01:07 ] Jason Galente > Actually I would've guessed Johlie, not Aradina..
 [ 2016.08.15 23:01:22 ] Aradina Varren > Sorry, it must have been taken from you at birth.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:01:23 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote raises an eyebrow
 [ 2016.08.15 23:01:42 ] Jason Galente > Aradina Varren In different governments? I find that unlikely.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:01:50 ] Jason Galente > You silly women and your inability to make sense..
 [ 2016.08.15 23:01:57 ] Jason Galente > /emote sticks his tongue out
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:12 ] Aradina Varren > /emote chirps.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:29 ] Jason Galente > Eh, Trii's was better. Yours is a knockoff at best.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:34 ] Jason Galente > Get some of your own material.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:42 ] Yarosara Ruil > Welp, guess I'll go sleep for another week.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:45 ] Aradina Varren > I've had a voice modulator for decades.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:45 ] Johlie > Thanks Jason, I love you too.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:53 ] Aradina Varren > Wait no come back.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:57 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote yells at someone off-screen, and returns to the conversation - The hell is going on?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:58 ] Aradina Varren > Caldari ladies night.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:02:59 ] Johlie > Asshole.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:03:09 ] Jason Galente > Hey Johlie, that lady dick of yours has me sexually confused, so, consider that a compliment.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:03:20 ] Jason Galente > I think.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:03:32 ] Aradina Varren > That's not the only thing that confuses you.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:04 ] Jason Galente > Yes, and you are certainly an idiot. I'd rather be confused and intelligent than sure and incorrect.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:08 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote joins Sakura on the screen, with a curious expression - What's this about Caldari ladies' night?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:15 ] Johlie > I dunno, that seems worse Jason.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:29 ] Jason Galente > /emote shrugs "Offense is taken."
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:41 ] Jason Galente > Ah, the twins!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:48 ] Tarqeus Prime > Fuck off DD.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:48 ] Jason Galente > I've never seen you two on at the same time.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:50 ] Johlie > I didn't say I was offended.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:57 ] Aradina Varren > /emote beeps.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:04:59 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smirks - Sisters, not twins.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:05:05 ] Jason Galente > /emote mutes Aradina's feed
 [ 2016.08.15 23:05:12 ] Aradina Varren > Finally!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:05:13 ] Diana Kim > Oh Maker, this disgusging thing is here too. Well, Ereka obviously misqualifies for "Caldari".
 [ 2016.08.15 23:05:17 ] Jason Galente > Eh, close enough.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:05:26 ] Ereka Nihil > Still confused here, Caldari ladies' night?  Anyone?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:05:31 ] Aradina Varren > Yep.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:05:49 ] Aradina Varren > It's my birthday.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:05:52 ] Jason Galente > I was commenting on the disproportionally large portion of Caldari women on the stream at the moment.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:05:57 ] Aradina Varren > We're celebrating by doing nothing.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:06:03 ] Tarqeus Prime > I'll get my firefighter outfit out.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:06:10 ] Ereka Nihil > Please don't.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:06:13 ] Jason Galente > You'll die as you lived, Aradina.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:06:16 ] Diana Kim > Lets celebrate be executing Ereka with a firing squad.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:06:23 ] Aradina Varren > If you strip, I will castrate you.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:06:31 ] Tarqeus Prime > Thats my fetish
 [ 2016.08.15 23:06:33 ] Jason Galente > I love how dysfunctional everyone here is. It's lovely.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:07:02 ] Aradina Varren > Fuck you.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:07:04 ] Sakura Nihil > Lovely in a migraine-inducing way, sure.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:07:25 ] Tarqeus Prime > Ok Aradina.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:07:32 ] Jason Galente > /emote lifts a pilsner of white ale to his lips and drinks
 [ 2016.08.15 23:07:56 ] Ereka Nihil > Seriously, can we just lock up a few people in a room and either have them kill each other, or bang like animals?  Like, Aradina, Tarq, Diana...
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:05 ] Aradina Varren > No.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:10 ] Tarqeus Prime > Yo...
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:19 ] Ereka Nihil > What, I thought it was your birthday Aradina?  Live a little?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:20 ] Diana Kim > And why in all the Winds name the most dysfunctional person ever dares to blame others in being dysfunctional?!..
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:23 ] Tarqeus Prime > I'll enjoy that too much.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:28 ] Jason Galente > Oooooh, this reminds me of my old favorite game.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:32 ] Jason Galente > IGS Fuck/Marry/Kill!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:52 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs at Jason's suggestion - Oh, that can't be good.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:53 ] Johlie > Oh god.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:08:58 ] Aradina Varren > Tarq, Funk and Johlie.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:01 ] Johlie > Not this shit again.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:01 ] Aradina Varren > Go.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:10 ] Diana Kim > My favorite game is Kill/Give a second chance/Kill
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:23 ] Johlie > I would fuck Johlie for sure.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:25 ] Jason Galente > /emote twirls his hnds evilly "Yes..."
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:39 ] Diana Kim > That's illegal, Johlie! You are same gender with her.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:43 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote blinks - Did Diana just make a joke?  I mean, it was sad, but it's a step in the right direction towards removing that stick from her ass.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:48 ] Jason Galente > Rules: You have to use company present. 1 person you'd fuck, 1 person you'd marry, 1 person you'd kill
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:54 ] Aradina Varren > Same.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:54 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote groans - I don't think it was in her ass Ere.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:59 ] Johlie > Right Kim.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:09:59 ] Jason Galente > And let's make it more interesting: Every time you are mentioned, you must take a drink.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:05 ] Johlie > /emote shakes here head.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:07 ] Ereka Nihil > Ew.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:10 ] Johlie > her*
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:25 ] Diana Kim > Fucking a person before marriage is illegal! Thus this game is illegal!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:29 ] Jason Galente > It's just about mathematically impossible that any of us is not shitfaced by the time we're done.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:37 ] Diana Kim > I mean... not really illegal. But disgraceful!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:37 ] Ereka Nihil > Illegal!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:41 ] Jason Galente > Illegal!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:46 ] Tarqeus Prime > Diana I'd join the Caldari to bang it out.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:10:50 ] Sakura Nihil > Illegal!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:11:01 ] Johlie > That's illegal Tarq.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:11:01 ] Aradina Varren > Lewd.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:11:12 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote laughs
 [ 2016.08.15 23:11:29 ] Diana Kim > You are not allowed to participate in reproduction without signing a marriage contract!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:11:37 ] Sakura Nihil > Just one problem Jason, I don't have beer on-hand.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:11:53 ] Jason Galente > Doesn't have to be beer.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:12:05 ] Jason Galente > Besides, you aren't getting mentioned in the first round. But your sister is.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:12:07 ] Tarqeus Prime > That's why I said to join the Caldari, by doing so I'd adhere to all rules and regulations.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:12:17 ] Jason Galente > So you've got some time to arrange a drink.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:12:18 ] Khaprice > no worries!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:12:19 ] Sakura Nihil > I have a fine bottle of vodka... hey, what's that supposed to mean?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:12:34 ] Diana Kim > Also all three persons in query shall be of same gender!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:12:35 ] Johlie > Who's rules and regulations, different corps have different rules.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:12:52 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smirks just a bit - I'll get the drinks, why the hell not... *stands and leaves the view*
 [ 2016.08.15 23:13:15 ] Jason Galente > /emote claps 'Yes, it's happening!"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:13:22 ] Diana Kim > Well at least rule with gender is equal for all corporations.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:13:26 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote looks at Ere leaving - Well shit, I guess this is happening.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:13:35 ] Tarqeus Prime > I have to leave...
 [ 2016.08.15 23:13:36 ] Aradina Varren > As usual, you made it less interesting by simply arriving.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:13:57 ] Jason Galente > It's happening
 [ 2016.08.15 23:14:24 ] Jason Galente > Get your drinks ready folks.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:14:32 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, if you want to come over I've got pitchers full of ale.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:14:34 ] Vlad Cettes > What is happening?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:14:36 ] Aradina Varren > I'm going to go drink alone now.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:14:46 ] Jason Galente > IGS Fuck/Marry/Kill. Every time your name is mentioned you must drink.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:14:54 ] Johlie > Go away Vlad its Caldari girls night
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:06 ] Diana Kim > Well... fine. Participating in reproduction without marriage is allowed, but it will disgrace you! Participating in this game will disgrace you either!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:07 ] Jason Galente > People tend to get more honest as the game goes on. I don't give a fuck about social cues so I go first.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:10 ] Tarqeus Prime > /emote vanishes
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:13 ] Vlad Cettes > So Jason is invited then?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:14 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote returns with a bottle of vodka and two shot glasses and sets them down - Yeah, Caldari!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:23 ] Jason Galente > You're invited too, Vlad, you fuck.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:26 ] Johlie > He's cooler than you.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:29 ] Aradina Varren > Nope. Girls only.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:36 ] Aradina Varren > No Vlad or Tarw.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:40 ] Jason Galente > It's my game, damnit. Vlad can play.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:44 ] Aradina Varren > ((Tarq*))
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:46 ] Jason Galente > Oh, one more rule: present company only.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:52 ] Diana Kim > Also I demand to name only females for male participants and only males for female participants! Otherwise it will be breaking of law and, well, generally repulsive and unnatural behavior.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:54 ] Aradina Varren > Fuck/marry/kill isn't your game.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:15:56 ] Jason Galente > You can only name present company in the Fuck/Marry/Kill.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:09 ] Jason Galente > Well it was my idea to play it.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:14 ] Johlie > Jason's nicer to look at too.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:21 ] Aradina Varren > Just fuck already.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:22 ] Jason Galente > Alright, everyone has drinks?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:27 ] Sakura Nihil > This is going to be a worse wreck then a bunch of freighters colliding outside of 4-4.  I love it.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:34 ] Jason Galente > Exactly.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:36 ] Diana Kim > Disgraeful! Shame on you, Aradina Varren!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:41 ] Jason Galente > I will probably manage to get banned again.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:43 ] Aradina Varren > Shut up Diana.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:16:53 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smirks - You got banned?  Smooth.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:17:06 ] Johlie > You did?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:17:11 ] Johlie > Oh yeah!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:17:15 ] Aradina Varren > That isn't surprising.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:17:17 ] Johlie > I remember that.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:17:17 ] Aradina Varren > I'm leaving now.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:17:25 ] Jason Galente > Alright: first round. Fuck Ereka, Marry Johlie, Kill Aradina.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:17:33 ] Jason Galente > Drink!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:17:55 ] Aradina Varren > You don't know what fuck/marry/kill even is do you?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:18:02 ] Jason Galente > Drink, damnit!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:18:03 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smiles and rolls her eyes, pouring herself a drink and downing it - Thanks, I think.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:18:03 ] Aradina Varren > Someone suggests names and you answer.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:18:12 ] Aradina Varren > You don't just state three.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:18:21 ] Jason Galente > Well that's not my version. Drink, you obnoxious fuck.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:18:26 ] Aradina Varren > No.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:18:32 ] Diana Kim > Ewww, that filthy person is even thanks for him offering her reproduction without marriage. Ewwwww.... pooo!!!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:18:40 ] Jason Galente > You implied consent to the terms of the game by not leaving when you repeatedly made allusions to doing so, now drink!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:18:45 ] Sakura Nihil > Booo, don't be lame Aradina.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:19:05 ] Aradina Varren > No, in my version, no one drinks, so I won't.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:19:05 ] Jason Galente > Alright, who is next?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:19:11 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, you drink too.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:19:24 ] Johlie > I am drinking.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:19:31 ] Aradina Varren > /emote disconnects.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:19:34 ] Jason Galente > Great, it's like we're married already!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:19:35 ] Johlie > And other things.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:19:42 ] Jason Galente > Now then, who is next?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:19:51 ] Jason Galente > Vlad, go.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:20:22 ] Jason Galente > Alright, fuck it, Sakura, you go, you seem enthusiastic.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:20:27 ] Vlad Cettes > Hold one
 [ 2016.08.15 23:20:32 ] Sakura Nihil > Holding.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:20:41 ] Vlad Cettes > (( I was warping a jump freighter dammit ))
 [ 2016.08.15 23:20:44 ] Johlie > Holding what
 [ 2016.08.15 23:20:52 ] Johlie > My only problem is the kill thing.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:21:00 ] Ereka Nihil > That's easy.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:21:16 ] Johlie > I want to kill you all so much. *chuckles*
 [ 2016.08.15 23:21:35 ] Vlad Cettes > Fuck: Diana Kim/Marry: Tarques Prime/Kill: Johlie
 [ 2016.08.15 23:21:36 ] Sakura Nihil > I hear it's just a means of communication, no?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:21:51 ] Jason Galente > Hahaha.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:21:55 ] Sakura Nihil > ...annnd that was not an expected outcome.  My...
 [ 2016.08.15 23:21:58 ] Jason Galente > Why would you kill Johlie?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:22:04 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote seems to look physically ill
 [ 2016.08.15 23:22:07 ] Diana Kim > HOW DARE YOU!!! I am Caldari Officer!!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:22:46 ] Vlad Cettes > /emote grins> Expected human outcomes confirmed
 [ 2016.08.15 23:22:46 ] Jason Galente > I love how Diana pretends to hate all of this.. yet she's listening intently.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:23:10 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smirks - I think Vlad just played us like an instrument.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:23:17 ] Jason Galente > Yeah, he's a troll.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:23:23 ] Jason Galente > This is a known fact.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:23:26 ] Jason Galente > It's also great.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:23:29 ] Sakura Nihil > A successful one, that said.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:24:03 ] Jason Galente > Alright: mentioned parties, drink!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:24:11 ] Jason Galente > Diana, you can drink milk from a sippie cup.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:24:35 ] Jason Galente > Sakura Nihil , your turn.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:25:03 ] Diana Kim > You don't have say to say me to do things, gallentean dishonorable coward!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:25:21 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote leans back and eyes up the channel, with a frown - My options suck.  I'd sayyyy... Jason fuck, Johlie marry, Tarq kill.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:25:23 ] Johlie > /emote laughs
 [ 2016.08.15 23:25:57 ] Johlie > What the hell? Am I wife material and just don't know it?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:26:03 ] Jason Galente > /emote lifts his pilsner, gives an "Attaboy" look, then downs half of it in a long swig
 [ 2016.08.15 23:26:21 ] Jason Galente > Johlie confirmed wifey.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:26:23 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smiles - Johlie, we're both Civire, I think I'd at least know what I'm getting into.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:26:54 ] Johlie > Honestly, that would probably would work.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:27:03 ] Jason Galente > Like a celebrity marriage.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:27:13 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote laughs slighly behind Sak - Uhhh huh.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:27:17 ] Jason Galente > Ereka Nihil , you're up.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:27:29 ] Jason Galente > Johlie should be getting a bit tilty by now.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:27:43 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote elbows her in the ribs - You're up.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:28:03 ] Johlie > Yep, and it's making it harder to choose.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:28:35 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote looks at the ceiling - Johlie fuck, Jason marry, Diana kill.  It'd be nice if there were more, sane men in this channel, with that being said.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:28:49 ] Jason Galente > /emote blinks
 [ 2016.08.15 23:28:56 ] Jason Galente > /emote downs the rest of the pilsner
 [ 2016.08.15 23:28:57 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote looks at Johlie - I think you're going to have a very, very drunk night miss.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:29:07 ] Jason Galente > /emote chuckles
 [ 2016.08.15 23:29:11 ] Johlie > /emote looks at Jason "Really, marry?"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:29:16 ] Jason Galente > Hey, at least nobody is indifferent to you, Johlie.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:29:29 ] Johlie > Right
 [ 2016.08.15 23:29:37 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs her ass off for a moment, and mocks Ere - Lovey dovey!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:29:55 ] Jason Galente > This is a pretty good night, I must say. Ah, sisters..
 [ 2016.08.15 23:30:02 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote slaps Sak upside her head from behind once - Shush.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:30:08 ] Jason Galente > I don't know why any of you people go along with my antics, honestly.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:30:12 ] Diana Kim > You damn annoying troll Ereka, if you want to kill me, at least dare to COME here and TRY instead of barking with foam at your mouth at Caldari Officers!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:30:23 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote rubs her head - Because it's fucking funny?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:30:33 ] Jason Galente > /emote turns down the volume knob for Diana's feed slowly
 [ 2016.08.15 23:30:33 ] Sakura Nihil > See also, Kim's reaction?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:30:37 ] Johlie > ANd entertaining.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:31:03 ] Jason Galente > /emote turns the knob up slightly to confirm that she's still talking "Holy shit, it just keeps coming out.."
 [ 2016.08.15 23:31:15 ] Diana Kim > Come here and fight me, coward!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:31:21 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, have you gone yet?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:31:28 ] Ereka Nihil > I think Diana should go next!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:31:29 ] Johlie > Nope.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:31:33 ] Jason Galente > Diana, drink your milk!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:31:36 ] Ereka Nihil > Or that works too...
 [ 2016.08.15 23:31:38 ] Jason Galente > You were mentioned.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:32:05 ] Johlie > It's probably apple juice.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:32:18 ] Diana Kim > Drink your own milk, galletean dishonorable coward!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:32:23 ] Sakura Nihil > I will say, I miss these sorts of games.  We never get to do these anymore.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:32:34 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, I think we're going to have fun with the Nihils, eh?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:32:37 ] Jason Galente > /emote cackles
 [ 2016.08.15 23:32:53 ] Ereka Nihil > Ew, that just sounds weird Jason!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:33:09 ] Jason Galente > From my perspective, I quite like the situation.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:33:10 ] Johlie > It does sound a bit pervy. *chuckles*
 [ 2016.08.15 23:33:12 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs her ass off an falls off her chair for a moment
 [ 2016.08.15 23:33:15 ] Jason Galente > And don't lie, theoretically you did too.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:33:15 ] Vlad Cettes > (( anything good happen? had to relog ))
 [ 2016.08.15 23:33:33 ] Jason Galente > (( yes ))
 [ 2016.08.15 23:33:40 ] Jason Galente > (( scroll ))
 [ 2016.08.15 23:33:42 ] Johlie > (( so much good
 [ 2016.08.15 23:33:53 ] Ereka Nihil > (( Backstage quality stuff right here ))
 [ 2016.08.15 23:34:00 ] Jason Galente > ((someone make copypasta I am made of lazy))
 [ 2016.08.15 23:34:17 ] Ereka Nihil > (( incoming )
 [ 2016.08.15 23:35:01 ] Diana Kim > VLAD. You can come try too, if you are not a coward!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:35:04 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote just takes one drink for no reason at all, and shakes her head
 [ 2016.08.15 23:35:26 ] Jason Galente > Vlad, I think she just gave you the green light to "engage"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:35:51 ] Jason Galente > Johlie , your turn.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:35:52 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote gets back up on the chair - I'm so glad I decided to skip work tonight, who wants to fly around the State all night when you could be doing this.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:02 ] Johlie > Diana, if you just chose your words better,,,,,
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:18 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote connects, peaking in
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:22 ] Johlie > My turn! *feigns excitement*
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:37 ] Diana Kim > /emote bows: "Greetings, Templar Vadam!"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:40 ] Johlie > Ok this has been hard. Took some thought.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:47 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote snickers - Hard.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:51 ] Jason Galente > Thal, it's weird again.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:52 ] Diana Kim > Ms. Johlie, I choose my words okay. I am not afraid of him!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:53 ] Jason Galente > By design
 [ 2016.08.15 23:36:55 ] Johlie > Wait... does Thal count?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:37:00 ] Jason Galente > Unless you want to play Fuck/Marry/Kill..
 [ 2016.08.15 23:37:01 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote sees Thal join - Run.  Run while you can.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:37:21 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Oh no........I am usually kill"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:37:25 ] Jason Galente > Poor innocent Thal, holy shit. Something tells me he's getting all the Marries.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:37:39 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smirks - He'd certainly get on my list.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:37:49 ] Jason Galente > No takebacksies!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:37:50 ] Diana Kim > Kill then them. Kill them all, Templar Vadam! They are heretics and display improper behavior!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:37:54 ] Johlie > Ok
 [ 2016.08.15 23:37:57 ] Johlie > Here we go
 [ 2016.08.15 23:38:01 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote blushes and rubs his neck
 [ 2016.08.15 23:38:15 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Diana....they aren't heretics"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:38:20 ] Jason Galente > Templar, I just want to let you know now, that you chose this buddy.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:38:25 ] Jason Galente > You could've ran
 [ 2016.08.15 23:38:29 ] Jason Galente > Johlie, go
 [ 2016.08.15 23:38:35 ] Sakura Nihil > He's now firmly in the dictor bubble.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:38:39 ] Johlie > Fuck... Jason I guess, marry Sakura, and kill Diana, only because I want troll her more
 [ 2016.08.15 23:38:39 ] Sakura Nihil > No escape.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:38:49 ] Diana Kim > Well, fine, not heretics. Just improper terrible disgusting uncultured swines!! Burn them! Burn them with fire! Burn all this filth!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:39:01 ] Jason Galente > I hear wedding bells, that's mutual consent in this narrow scenario!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:39:02 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote winks - Nice choice.  I'm mostly not insane.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:39:07 ] Jason Galente > Sakura x Johlie.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:39:27 ] Jason Galente > Dun dun dun dun! Dun dun dun dun!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:39:28 ] Diana Kim > Impossible, they are of same gender!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:39:31 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote takes a drink - If this game's an indication of things, more like Jason x Everyone but Diana
 [ 2016.08.15 23:39:37 ] Johlie > Sakura was an AT pilot.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:39:46 ] Jason Galente > I mean.. I'm fine with that.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:39:48 ] Johlie > That's marriage material for me.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:40:00 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote pipes up - And captain.  Someone that beat BoB, I may add.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:40:01 ] Jason Galente > Damn, she had actual criteria.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:40:17 ] Johlie > And she was in AT 3 with Star Fraction, and I think thats the one they beat BoB in.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:40:24 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smacks her upside the head - Your head's big enough, Sak.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:40:24 ] Vlad Cettes > AT 4
 [ 2016.08.15 23:40:29 ] Vlad Cettes > BoB won AT 3
 [ 2016.08.15 23:40:37 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote rubs her head - Vlad's correct and OW Ere.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:40:39 ] Jason Galente > Sakura was AT for Star Fraction? Yep, that's wifey material.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:40:58 ] Johlie > Regardless Vlad.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:41:15 ] Diana Kim > Star Fraction?! Weren't they terrorists and general never-do-wells?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:41:29 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "So.....what exactly is this?"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:41:37 ] Sakura Nihil > You know it Diana.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:41:41 ] Johlie > You're out of you're element Diana.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:41:44 ] Diana Kim > People behave improperly, Templar!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:41:47 ] Johlie > So just shut it.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:42:07 ] Diana Kim > I am everywhere in my element! I am Officer of Glorious Caldari State!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:42:19 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote address Thal - So, you name three people... one that you'd have sex with, one that you'd marry, one that you'd kill.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:42:37 ] Diana Kim > This is disgrace!! Sex without marriage is a disgrace!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:42:41 ] Makoto Priano > I'll admit, I almost miss Constantine. She was fun to spar with, though she tended to run at the mouth a bit.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:42:47 ] Jason Galente > Templar, here are the rules: you must pick, out of present company, one person you'd fuck, one person you'd marry and one person you'd kill. You can't pick the same person for more than one category, and the mentioned party must drink.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:43:02 ] Jason Galente > I miss Constantine's elevator music. It was catchy.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:43:03 ] Johlie > Jade joined Horde. Never saw her though.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:43:05 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote smiles at Makoto - Jade... was certainly an interesting character, no doubt there.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:43:13 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Ok.....so do I go?"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:43:34 ] Diana Kim > Templar Vadam! Please don't play their disgraceful game, as they prohibit picking same person for sex and marriage! This is shameful!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:43:37 ] Sakura Nihil > Might as well Thal!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:43:45 ] Vlad Cetes > Constantine is gone, and good riddance to it
 [ 2016.08.15 23:43:49 ] Jason Galente > Thal, you're up!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:44:00 ] Johlie > It's a game Officer Kim. It's not real.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:44:05 ] Makoto Priano > Judiciously said, Ms. Nihil.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:44:14 ] Johlie > Its a facade. It doesn't matter.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:44:25 ] Diana Kim > It is a shameful and disgraceful game! It must be prohibited! Censored!!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:44:38 ] Diana Kim > Such behavior is unacceptable for any respectful Citizen!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:44:39 ] Sakura Nihil > Also, where the hell can I get those Green Sterling blouses!  I looked all over Jita last week and couldn't find one.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:44:40 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Ok......sleep with Sakura......They have to be here right?"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:44:54 ] Jason Galente > Yep
 [ 2016.08.15 23:45:02 ] Johlie > They we're probably tailor made Sakura.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:45:05 ] Makoto Priano > Oh, well. Of all things, I found one at a market at the Society of Conscious Thought symposium last year.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:45:08 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote grins - Yes, and hah!  Was not expecting that one... *drinks another shot*
 [ 2016.08.15 23:45:30 ] Diana Kim > /emote facepalms loudly
 [ 2016.08.15 23:45:40 ] Makoto Priano > Well, tailoring is a given. I don't usually go for bespoke, though.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:45:44 ] Makoto Priano > It's a bit too indulgent.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:03 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote nods at Makoto - It's very nice, she was getting pretty frustrated at 4-4's selection while doing so.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:05 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "And marry......Jason if I swung that way. I don't but our personalities work"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:13 ] Diana Kim > /emote sighs, "I though better of you, Templar..."
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:15 ] Jason Galente > Holy shit, kek.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:17 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote whistles at Thal's choices.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:21 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "And kill Vlad"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:32 ] Sakura Nihil > That's a hell of a three-person choice, Thal.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:34 ] Diana Kim > I would kill him too~
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:45 ] Jason Galente > /emote pours a tall glass of pilsner and starts drinking it
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:55 ] Jason Galente > Diana, why don't you go?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:46:55 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "And I am joking around Diana. We used to do this in my squad"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:03 ] Johlie > I'll be right back guys, I have to take a call.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:20 ] Jason Galente > Makoto, you want to play?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:26 ] Ereka Nihil > I think Johlie's trying to get out of the running for Diana...
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:28 ] Diana Kim > Yes, but Templar... I don't think you should offeer marriage to a person of same gender even as a joke, because it is so unnatural and disgusting...
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:30 ] Makoto Priano > Well, I suppose I'm here. I can't promise I'll stay long.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:31 ] Ereka Nihil > Or she's about to through up.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:39 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote coughs - Throw.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:41 ] Jason Galente > Alright, Makoto's turn!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:46 ] Makoto Priano > Hooo boy.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:47:49 ] Makoto Priano > I should've expected that.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:22 ] Diana Kim > Oh, Makoto is a known disgusting person. I am pretty sure she'll gladly do a dishonorable act with anyone without marriage!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:34 ] Vlad Cetes > Shut up Kim
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:36 ] Sakura Nihil > You're lewd, Diana.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:38 ] Makoto Priano > Kim, Nihil, Vlad. But I'd expect I'd have to be very drunk for the first, and need some, uh, lifestyle changes for the second.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:39 ] Vlad Cetes > Play the game
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:46 ] Jason Galente > HAHAHAHAHAHA
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:52 ] Jason Galente > She'd fuck Diana!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:55 ] Jason Galente > /emote facepalms
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:57 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote snorts
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:57 ] Diana Kim > /emote turns red
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:58 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote raises a hand - Uh, there's two of us hereeeeeWHAT.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:48:59 ] Makoto Priano > Could you imagine her squirm?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:08 ] Jason Galente > 10/fucking 10
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:09 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs her ass off again, falling off the chair.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:20 ] Diana Kim > /emote stands up and screams out loud, "IIILEGAL!! YOU F*beep*ING SICK F*beep*!!!"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:21 ] Makoto Priano > I mean, very, very drunk.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:31 ] Makoto Priano > Very.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:32 ] Vlad Cetes > /emote sends Diana Kim a catalouge of Gallentean sex toys
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:37 ] Vlad Cetes > errr rubber missiles
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:38 ] Makoto Priano > But good Maker.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:40 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote sips some whisky from the botal, chuckling
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:42 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote is crying out from the floor
 [ 2016.08.15 23:49:53 ] Templar Thal Vadam > bottal*
 [ 2016.08.15 23:50:10 ] Diana Kim > /emote is reddier than a tomato: "THIS IS EVEN PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:50:11 ] Jason Galente > This is the evilest thing I can imagine..
 [ 2016.08.15 23:50:12 ] Ereka Nihil > My... How... *seems to have lost her words*
 [ 2016.08.15 23:50:21 ] Makoto Priano > Alright. Hoo boy. Freighted SMCMs valued at 280b to the CEP station in NewCal without incident.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:50:32 ] Jason Galente > That's actually not true Diana, there's a technique to it.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:50:33 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote comments to Diana - It might not be... maybe, I don't know, if you scisscor or something...
 [ 2016.08.15 23:50:38 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Was i on any of these?"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:50:57 ] Diana Kim > Galente, go learn biology!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:50:58 ] Makoto Priano > I mean, it's not sexual intercourse in the strictest sense, I suppose.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:01 ] Loai Qerl > I have come in at the BEST possible time. God, I am SO grateful.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:10 ] Makoto Priano > But he asked about 'fucking,' not 'procreating' or the like.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:12 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Last time I played I was on kill because my beard was ugly"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:14 ] Makoto Priano > So.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:16 ] Vlad Cetes > Sarcasm detected
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:17 ] Loai Qerl > Hi Diana!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:19 ] Ereka Nihil > You came a bit late to the game Thal... I'd have given you one, if it'd make you feel better.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:32 ] Diana Kim > /emote bows deeply, still red as tomato: "Greetings, Ms. Loai!"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:35 ] Jason Galente > No takebacksies!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:49 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I have been in all three in life"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:57 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote smirks - Jealous?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:51:57 ] Jason Galente > /emote winks at the Nihils, before making a motion with his hand as if to say 'Call me' and then makes a heart with his hands
 [ 2016.08.15 23:52:03 ] Loai Qerl > Are they bothering you about your missile collection?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:52:12 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I LIVED it"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:52:17 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote is still on the floor, crying a bit with laughter
 [ 2016.08.15 23:52:34 ] Diana Kim > No... they... THEEEY.... they just.... THEE-EEEY!!! Oh Maker!! THEEEEY!!!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:52:46 ] Loai Qerl > They're uncouth varlets. I know.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:52:46 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote mocks her - THEEEEEY!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:52:56 ] Jason Galente > /emote to Ereka "Pick your sis off the floor and tell her I'm down if y'all are."
 [ 2016.08.15 23:53:01 ] Makoto Priano > Alright. Just about done. One shipment left.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:53:16 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote rolls her eyes at Jason in response
 [ 2016.08.15 23:53:26 ] Vlad Cetes > Getting a jump start on the Serpentis Capital production?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:53:39 ] Makoto Priano > mm. No. To be honest, I'm not convinced they're worth it.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:53:42 ] Jason Galente > You've already got the cold, disapproving indifference down! You'll make a great wife, Ereka.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:53:55 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote grumbles - Whoopee.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:53:57 ] Jason Galente > Anywho.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:54:02 ] Jason Galente > Loai, want to play?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:54:48 ] Diana Kim > Ms. Loai! Don't play their game, it will disgrace you!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:54:54 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote finally gets off the floor and wipes a tear from her eye - Holy shit...
 [ 2016.08.15 23:54:55 ] Loai Qerl > Play what? You're keeping your clothes on this time?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:55:01 ] Jason Galente > Heh.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:55:10 ] Ereka Nihil > Don't even suggest strip poker to him.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:55:18 ] Ereka Nihil > ... Fuck.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:55:23 ] Makoto Priano > ...welp.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:55:31 ] Jason Galente > Fuck/Marry/Kill. Of those present, you pick one you'd fuck, one you'd marry, etc. Have to pick three different people. Mentioned party must drink.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:55:43 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I have never played strip poker.....nor really poker"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:56:07 ] Jason Galente > Strip poker was a Caille staple. Everyone played it, even the fat kids. Especially the fat kids.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:56:14 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote elbows Ere - Well, way to go... now we'll never hear about the end of that idea.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:56:23 ] Makoto Priano > Just to warn you, I'm a good hand at poker.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:56:27 ] Loai Qerl > Oh goodness, I'd love to.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:56:39 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote blinks - What have I just unleashed.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:56:52 ] Jason Galente > They really came out of their shell when people started putting 5s in their waistlines.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:56:57 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote quickly looks around for the vodka bottle, and pours and takes a shot
 [ 2016.08.15 23:56:58 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "A monster Ereka"
 [ 2016.08.15 23:57:08 ] Jason Galente > Aaaattagirl.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:57:21 ] Diana Kim > Ms. Loai! Picking someone to reproduce without marriage is a disgrace! And they don't allow picking one for both marriage and this disgusting activity!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:57:29 ] Jason Galente > Loai, you knooooooow you want to!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:57:41 ] Loai Qerl > Don't worry, Diana, God knows it's just a game. Harmless as a jumprope rhyme, if you ignore the 'fuck' part as rhetorical!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:57:56 ] Ereka Nihil > I'll have you know we come from a fucking tundra wasteland.  If I ever thought about it, mark my words - FIVE layers.  Five.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:58:00 ] Diana Kim > Oh, and I would play poker with Ereka. I would poke her to death!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:58:04 ] Ereka Nihil > Minimum.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:58:19 ] Ereka Nihil > Further confirming you're a teenage boy, Diana.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:58:41 ] Jason Galente > Loaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:58:43 ] Jason Galente > Go!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:58:44 ] Diana Kim > Disgraceful liar!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:58:46 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote laughs once and takes a drink - Ouch, Ere.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:58:49 ] Sakura Nihil > Shots fired.
 [ 2016.08.15 23:59:14 ] Ereka Nihil > I think it's maybe Diana's turn, Jason?
 [ 2016.08.15 23:59:31 ] Diana Kim > I am not participating in such disgrace!
 [ 2016.08.15 23:59:33 ] Loai Qerl > Hm? Oh! Fuck first, I think? Sorry, if my parents eventually see this. IT'S NOT SERIOUS!
 [ 2016.08.16 00:00:01 ] Jason Galente > Very well, necessary disclosures aside..
 [ 2016.08.16 00:00:15 ] Loai Qerl > Thal, probably. He'd be too fussy to brag about it afterward! Ha.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:00:25 ] Loai Qerl > Hi Thal!
 [ 2016.08.16 00:00:48 ] Jason Galente > That "Hi thal" was more awkward than anything I could've concocted. Masterful work, young one.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:01:01 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote raises his whisky bottle and sips "Ms Qeri"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:01:06 ] Loai Qerl > I do what I can. <3
 [ 2016.08.16 00:01:17 ] Diana Kim > /emote facepalms very loud
 [ 2016.08.16 00:01:18 ] Jason Galente > Marry/Kill?
 [ 2016.08.16 00:02:17 ] Loai Qerl > Marry? You, of COURSE. I'd never have to so much as cook you a meal, you'd be out having horrid affairs all the time. My life would be a glorious medley of freedom and sympathy.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:02:52 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:02:56 ] Loai Qerl > And I would, alas, kill Diana, because I think at this point she might like to be put out of her misery.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:03:19 ] Sakura Nihil > We might just like that too.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:03:28 ] Loai Qerl > Hush you, she's darling.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:03:35 ] Diana Kim > /emote frowns and rises her chin up, "If you'd like to kill me, how about you COME here and try it yourself?!"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:03:42 ] Makoto Priano > Alright. Before I sign out of the neocom, did any of you know Tuulinen was in a music video? His dance segment begins after 01:20.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:04:16 ] Loai Qerl > I don't really want to kill you, Diana. Ever! We're friends.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:05:20 ] Templar Thal Vadam > /emote starts cracking up "Oh Yes, that is perfect"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:05:31 ] Sakura Nihil > /emote pulls the recording up on the screen, and just blinks a few times - Oh... my...
 [ 2016.08.16 00:05:35 ] Jason Galente > Not bad..
 [ 2016.08.16 00:05:38 ] Jason Galente > She's good at this.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:05:43 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote grins - Shake it!
 [ 2016.08.16 00:05:57 ] Diana Kim > /emote glares sternly
 [ 2016.08.16 00:06:15 ] Diana Kim > So, how about this stripping poking game?!
 [ 2016.08.16 00:06:23 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "could still beat him in a fight. Not a ship fight, I hate flying and shooting. But in a bar fight"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:06:28 ] Sakura Nihil > You have to have something worth checking out first, Diana.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:07:06 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I have been told my torso muscles are quite extraordenary"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:07:09 ] Diana Kim > /emote pulls out a traditional Caldari sword, stands up, rotates it in her wrist and points directly to camera, "How about my POKER? Wanna check it?"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:07:25 ] Makoto Priano > Nah. Not ribbed.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:07:33 ] Makoto Priano > ...I didn't say that.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:07:38 ] Makoto Priano > Um. Done here. OUT.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:07:40 ] Sakura Nihil > For her pleasure?
 [ 2016.08.16 00:07:45 ] Sakura Nihil > Night Makoto!
 [ 2016.08.16 00:07:52 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Night"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:08:02 ] Jason Galente > Didn't know Makoto had it in her.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:08:10 ] Ereka Nihil > /emote takes another drink of the vodka
 [ 2016.08.16 00:08:16 ] Jason Galente > I guess all those nights staring at screens and pushing those glasses up from her nose made her lonely.
 [ 2016.08.16 00:09:39 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "So did you all hear what I did last night?"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:09:40 ] Diana Kim > I wouldn't mind poking this gallentean either!
 [ 2016.08.16 00:10:00 ] Diana Kim > /emote sheathes her sword, "What did you do, Templar?"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:10:50 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "Caught swords. Had 5 thrown at me and I caught them all"
 [ 2016.08.16 00:11:04 ] Templar Thal Vadam > "I was slighty drunk so it was a feat"

[kalaratiri]

I thought this was the good RP thread 

[Sakura Nihil]

I'd say Kim's reactions alone make it gold.

[Elmund Egivand]

The best part was when Templar showed up and actually PLAYED THE GAME.

Diana's reaction to that is gold.