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[Muck Raker]

A list of previous Gutter Press articles, comments are invited:

Three Headed Fedo in Oursulaert
Federal Militia pilot seduced by Amarrian militia pilot
Mentas Blaque - the Truth
Caldari Navy fits man with experimental organ

Quafe Unleashed scandal
Body modders give three thumbs up
Soap star claims soaps not far fetched enough
Prominent Amarr pilot holds hostage

Confessions of a Sansha Bonus: comment from Citzen Astur!
The Scope condemned
Invisible fish stolen by Nation
Caldari behind allegations against General Inhonores

Federal Diversity is Strength
Gallente told his face doesn't fit by Minmatar
Khanid cult makes odd claims
Giant Space Monster attacks ship

[Muck Raker]

Shenanigans at Re-Aw
Corporate Spy is All Ears
Caldari hires EoM
War veteran is disgruntled

Sani Sabik secrets revealed
Cloaked ship causes disturbance and unease
Amarr-Caldari Plot Revealed
Slave raiders cashing in on Sansha raids

Federation at war with Amarr?
Sinq Laison slave market rivals Amarr!
Crazed capsuleers rampage in nullsec
Crime Queen reveals Schemes

Malign influence in TLF denied
Fighting Stick sales increase
Religious violence on the rise
Federation Navy denies cover-up

[Muck Raker]

Courtroom debate over name of Luminaire VII
Guristas condemn holo film
Federal politician assassinated!
Amarr God is Nanite Computer!

Dozens maimed at Quafe event
Caldari troops storm hospital
Pend Insurance is Un-Federal
Minmatar Academics criticise Federal Education

Gambling Frenzy amongst IGS readers
Wave of Nudists causes fear, alarm
Arkady Sadik gets Last Word, thousands cheer
Arek'Jaalan report leaked

Nudist invasion is Caldari Plot
Hilen Tukoss endorses Starsi
Aliens spotted in Pator
Arek'Jaalan archivist quashes rumours

[Muck Raker]

Angel Cartel boss is Federal Navy agent's mother-in-law
Amarr poet assassinated
Ushra'Khan pilot abducted
Gallente academic in row over remarks

Caille fashion house in slavery scandal
Confessions of an Empress's Love Slave
Riot as Empress appears in bread product
NeX entrepreneur dies in suspicious circumstances

Minmatar Republic descends into savagery
Slavery scandal in Khanid Rules Football
Gallente hero slandered
Caldari plot to slander Minmatar Militia

Male Exotic Dancer equality movement
Omir Sarikusa Imprisoned?
Caldari militia on verge of collapse?
TLF heroine accused of crimes

[Muck Raker]

Ushra'Khan pilot in surprise pregnancy debacle
Bleak Lands Holders express unease over situation in warzone
Federation Citizens used as Sansha Bait
Horror at Covenant experiments on Gallente citizens

Strix names Heth Enemy#1
Agricultural smugglers threaten Lirsautton economy

which takes us up to the present day. Hmm, that's actually quite a lot of nonsense I've written. 

[kalaratiri]

<3

[Gessenier]

Muck Raker is probably the only journalist Mjalnar Gessenier isn't liable to kill if given an opportunity.

She also has very patriotic lipstick. <3 

[Muck Raker]

Amarr Crusade conquers Minmatar space ! Billions flee onslaught ! Second Day of Darkness !
Minmatar Militia drives out Amarr Crusade from Minmatar space!
Stillwater CEO denies Cartel involvement ! Blood Raider accusations !Unsubscribe
Capsuleer's experiments described as "Hilarious" by Caldari scientists !

Cloak of Mystery still surrounds Admiral Blake's departure from PIE Inc. !
Horror in Sasiekko! Blood Raiders deny knowledge!
Tibus Heth allegedly assassinated? Caldari Navy deploy new cloaking device!
Mannar activists in new accusations against Caldari biotech firms!

Mysterious armoured soldiers appear in The Summit!
Federal Hero denies Blood Raider rumours !
Bizarre new fashion trend amongst Minmatar pilots ?
Former gravball star says Tibus Heth is reptilian were-slaver !

Kor-Azor region in firm grip of Sansha's Nation ?
Fruit speculators cashing in after Caldari Prime Incident
Amarr surfers blame Shakor for poor waves
Brutor Tribe take advantage of chaos to seize Electus Matari !

Bloody Hands of Matar denied as being Amarr-Caldari psych-warfare operation!
Caille gang members offer support to Minmatar community
Caille fashionistas demand answers, extraditions over the Colelie Incident
Quafe Corporation denies using drones in Amarr space

Omir Sarikusa liberated by recent Blood Raider activities ?
Arzad resecured by Imperial forces, new Stargates the cause ?
Quafe targeted in Soft Drink Conspiracy!
Blood Raider Covenant beginning mass cloning of ship crews ?

Amarr themed Pleasure Hub attacked by protestors
Prosthetic tongues giving refugees a taste of freedom
Capsuleer's chest to become Federation Charter signatory ?
Jin-Mei martial arts increasing in popularity ?

"Where is Heth?" puzzle books used by drone researchers!
Capsuleer rampages through fashion store
Gallente Navy foils capsuleer's cosmic vandalism plan
Black Eagles cracking down on holofilm industry?

Federal Sani Sabik cult members selling human flesh as dog food ?
Fingerpointing after Syndicate Incident reignites argument over Colelie!
Fans shocked as virtual holofilm actress exposed as real person !
Angry mob turns over tattoo studio, beats tattoo artist !

Drone files for divorce from husband !


Bonus: Gutter Press investigates alleged abduction of Muck Raker.

[Arista Shahni]

Thanks for this!

I was wondering if there was a way to ISK pay for a subscription and be on a GutterPress mailing list in game, as I always forget / neglect to check the forums.

[Lunarisse Aspenstar]

One of my favorite reporters. I confess to an undying curiosity as to your "sources" especially after one or two articles popped up at interesting times, so to speak, but I guess some mysteries must remain!

[Muck Raker]

One of my favorite reporters. I confess to an undying curiosity as to your "sources" especially after one or two articles popped up at interesting times, so to speak, but I guess some mysteries must remain!

Sources are the occasional evemail from people, comments in chat channels, mission briefings, object descriptions, and out-of-game data such as things from Dotlan, or things in patch notes.

Interviews with the man-on-the-street are in the spirit of things like Youtube comments, newspaper letters pages, taxi driver monologues, and other similar opinions which may not have a full grasp of the relevant facts. There is also the deer-in-headlights effect, too. Consider:
Muck Raker: "Hi, you're live on Gutter Press, broadcasting to billions across New Eden"
Interviewee: (thinks... don't say something stupid, don't say something stupid)
Interviewee: Personally, I, for one, welcome our new Quafe Girl Drone overlords.
Muck Raker: "Sen-sational!"
Interviewee: (thinks... Ah... nuts...)

[Muck Raker]

Exploding billiard ball kills Angel Cartel pool hustler
Junior Federation Navy officers call for hammer blow against Caldari State.
Kruul finishes second in lookalike contest, blames Zor
Senate Subcommittee claims "Culture of Secrecy at the Black Eagles"

Drone assistance to fall out of fashion ?
Art student provokes controversy amongst public and critics
Blood and oil on the dance floor !
Luminaire socialites organise fashion charity mission to Pator !

Ethnic Amarr clothing causing concern in Caille
Cybernetics students invite Rogue Drone Hive to debate !
Capsuleer altruism - fact or fiction ?
Politician in drone double debacle.

Hidden hedonism in the Amarr Empire
Increase in drones in people suits shows no sign of stopping
Hostage situation in Caille as prosthetic gang attempts bank robbery

[Muck Raker]

From Our Foreign Correspondents:

News From Amarr:

Illegal Exotic Dance club destroyed by Royal Khanid Navy, DED informant killed
Horror as Rogue Drones experiment on people !
EoM Tower of Despair casts shadow of fear across Ardishapur Prime
Holo-film condemned by Khanid theologians

Ealurian cave paintings of Sefrim discovered ?
Prosthetics designer found murdered in Ardishapur Prime
Man Bites Slaver Hound, Khanid Holders Outraged.
Ministry of Internal Order silent on claims of rogue cybernetic arms

Khanid man finds Bottomless Pit in back garden, theologians amazed
Citizens on the frontier concerned by Boundless Creation breakthrough
Gallente capsuleer claims to have met God
Nauplius found guilty in posthumous trial !

Press Ethics - what is acceptable ?

News From the Republic:

Gallentean bureaucratic attitudes hampering the security of the Republic ?
Caldari Scientist killed in bungled Republic Security Service covert operation
Operation to recover rare Mark One Rifter bungled!
Mysterious mass grave found on site of refugee centre

Elderly refugee refuses to die, returning Minmatar face integration difficulties
Tribal Liberation Force on verge of historic victory
Small clans express concern over Parliament reorganisation
Gallente Conspiracy theorists claim Elders are "from the future"

Tribal traditionalists express concern over capsuleer fertility
Geneticist proposes "Test for Minmatarness"
Angel Cartel goats behind wave of livestock abduction
Pator residents react coolly to Federal fashion charity

Scientist disappears after developing personal cloaking device
Returning tribes concerned at playground games

[Muck Raker]

Wormhole spelunker finds wormhole to the future !
Conspiracy theorists swarm discussion sites following Thera Incident.
Skillbooks - the most dangerous drug ?
Earthologists call on President Roden to secure peace

Drifters - Are they too alien to comprehend ?
Quafe riot blamed on rogue capsuleers !
Amazing Rogue Drone discovery raises ethical questions !
Hover tights killer strikes in Dodixie !

Sansha Kuvakei to be nominated for Aidonis Peace Prize !
University of Caille students demand change in language policy
Corporation finds model employee is actually model !
New Drifter conspiracy theory claims Minmatar origin !

Citizens submit petition to the Senate, demand President Roden act
Drone Rights advocate revealed as drone after all !

From Our Foreign Correspondents:

News From Amarr:

Bishops condemn marrying heretics to convert them
Drifter Intrusion caused by the Sani Sabik ?
Holder proposes new answer to the Minmatar Question
Holder to lecture students at Royal Amarr Institute

Capsuleers find non-violent uses for new technologies
Khanid Navy patrol makes horrifying discovery !
Nauplius "demons" proving popular in cosplay conventions
Navy repels Drifter attack, capsuleers both help and hinder

Succession Crisis in the Khanid Kingdom !
Curse of the Takmahl Statues !
"Bhaalgorns" reportedly seen on Khanid Kingdom planets
Asteroid rustlers strike in Khanid Prime !


News From the Republic:

Day of Darkness caused by Time Travel ?
Minmatar pilots appalled as Blood Raiders join TLF !
Controversial artwork revealed by Tribal Liberation Force veteran
Wave of doomsayers appears on Republic planets

9th generation Returnees express concern about Sarum assassination.
Scientists dispel "dirty Minmatar" myth. Jita residents filthiest.
Angel Cartel members stage prison break, disguised as goats


As ever, comments and criticism are welcome

[Mitara Newelle]

<3 Gutter Press, great stuff!