Hello, fresh meat.
*hands over a gun and clips*
Keep this handy. People start to get really close... pop a knee-cap, then run. Anyone offering drugs you don't want, pop a throat. Amarrians offering candy... pop a toe, then flee.
The cookies are generally a shifty bunch - the chocolate ones are edible, if there are anyone left. The rest needs to be replaced soon if they have not, the old one's are somewhat out of date.
Tea and coffee is good, unless spiked with crash. Spirits should be fine too.
Sansha are kill on sight if you value your brains. The bitter old vets may offer insight and advice upon request, but be prepared for bitter old veterancy and the acompanying stories.
Above all else, mind the forum rules and regulations and post away to your heart's content.
Last but not least, have fun here and get to know all the bizzare inhabitants. You might as well, as there is no escaping now.