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Mebrithiel

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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #15 on: 15 Feb 2011, 18:59 »

I do also half-remember a joke about the difference between a Blood Raider and an Orthodox Amarrian. The other serves a violent, warlike religion bent on conquest and pillage, centered around a blood-thirsty god. The other is a Blood Raider.

Genius ^_^
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #16 on: 27 Feb 2011, 19:58 »

I wonder what happens when a Mind Clash champion makes a Freudian slip...

Dateline- Lonetrek. Joelyn Donalokos has won yet another Mind Clash championship in an amazing display of mental pyrotechnics. In the deciding bout, his opponent's avatar was burned to a crisp surrounded by an inescapable inferno of blue explosions and streamers of pure immolation.  When asked where he'd found the reserves for such a relentless mental onslaught, Donalokos stated, "Actually, I kept wondering if I'd left the oven on."
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #17 on: 28 Feb 2011, 19:23 »

What do you call illegal collusion between manufacturers of analgesic cream?
A pain-gel cartel.

What do you call a booster runner who just finished a particularly intense workout session?
Sore-pentis.

What do you call a mercenary group that keeps hiking up its membership fees?
More-dues legion.
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Casiella

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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #18 on: 28 Feb 2011, 19:40 »

/facepalm
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #19 on: 28 Feb 2011, 20:03 »

It is not possible for EVE to have humor, unless said humor involves egregious death in the form of satire.
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #20 on: 28 Feb 2011, 21:48 »

What do you call illegal collusion between manufacturers of analgesic cream?
A pain-gel cartel.

What do you call a booster runner who just finished a particularly intense workout session?
Sore-pentis.

What do you call a mercenary group that keeps hiking up its membership fees?
More-dues legion.

We're gonna have to throw you in the State Pun-itentiary.
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #21 on: 01 Mar 2011, 09:26 »

What do you call illegal collusion between manufacturers of analgesic cream?
A pain-gel cartel.

What do you call a booster runner who just finished a particularly intense workout session?
Sore-pentis.

What do you call a mercenary group that keeps hiking up its membership fees?
More-dues legion.

We're gonna have to throw you in the State Pun-itentiary.

What are these two people's favorite ships?
The Pun-nisher.

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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #22 on: 02 Mar 2011, 08:05 »

How many Caldari does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. Caldari do not screw, they are grown in factories.

I GET JOKE!


Here comes mine: Once upon a time the Caldari held a religious event.
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #23 on: 02 Mar 2011, 16:11 »

How many Caldari does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. Caldari do not screw, they are grown in factories.

I GET JOKE!


Here comes mine: Once upon a time the Caldari held a religious event.

The Tea Maker Ceremony? :O
Arguably religious.
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #24 on: 03 Mar 2011, 01:45 »

Mine is more of a story...

It's about the Thukker, the Brutor and the Nefantar.

Everything was fine, the sun was shining in Pator and the tribals were having hell of a time running around hitting each other with sticks and partying the nights away. So the winter was coming and all of them started building houses, the Thukker was a wandering kind so he didn't bother to build a proper house, he just put together a hut out of straw and mud. The Brutor was the more sedentary type, and because it was the best with hitting the other tribes with sticks they built his own house from sticks. The Nefantar were the smartest and they got the Sebiestor to plan them a house made of stone, he traded the Krusual for the stones with the help of the Vherokior and had the Starkmanir help them build their house. Then in the middle of the longest winter the Day of Darkness came. The Amarr ships landed on the ground blowing away the huts of the Thukker, all they could do is run away and run away they did until to this very day. The Brutor took the sticks that they made their house of and started hitting the Amarrians with them. The Amarrians laughed and enslaved them. The Amarrians went after the Sebiestor, the Krusual, the Vherokior and the Starkmanir, they ran to the Nefantar and knocked on his door. He let them in. Then the Amarrians came to his house of stone, burned down the door with lasers and enslaved them.

Le Fin.
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #25 on: 05 Mar 2011, 03:52 »

FNS Nyx: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Caldari: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

FNS Nyx: This is the Captain of a Gallente Ferderal Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

Caldari: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

FNS Nyx: THIS IS THE FNS CARRIER WANDARING SAINT, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE FNS NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

Ishukone Headquarters: This is a space station. Your call.
Noice. xD That was adapted from a log with a US Navy ship and a lighthouse in Scotland if memory serves.
And for my next joke, I present this.

Not really that funny. Obvious noob, and the fitting wasn't the most horrible I've seen.
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #26 on: 06 Mar 2011, 06:16 »

The Brutor took the sticks that they made their house of and started hitting the Amarrians with them. The Amarrians laughed and enslaved them.

 :lol:
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