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[hellgremlin]

Are you a director in a powerful, popular alliance?

Do you have access to uncountable riches?

Have you been inspired by CCP's awesome new trailer?

Do you seethe with treacherous hatred and contempt for your fellow fleetmates?

Come and work with the Guiding Hand Social Club! Our talented, vastly skilled pilots can fly away multiple supercapitals at a time! We can help you coordinate a massive, synchronized strike on your alliance friends, and help you walk away with billions! Gain wealth, fame and power! Betray those closest to you for a quick buck! Feel the dull ache of knowing a part of your morality just withered away and died!

What to look for when planning your exit strategy:

- Where does your alliance keep its supercapitals? Can you get to them?
- Where is all the best stuff warehoused?
- Where are the BPOs being researched? Can they be unlocked?

Contact me, or Tyrrax Thorrk, at any time to begin planning your awful, awful descent past the point of redemption! The life of a treasonous dirtbag is liberating! Being able to play Eve for free forever via PLEX is also nice!

[Graelyn]

*grumble*

I can vouch for this organization's....effectiveness....

*grumble etc*

[Alain Colcer]

So tempted to apply with like  6 or 7 alts, but it would become a RL personality disorder if i attempted it.

[hellgremlin]

So tempted to apply with like  6 or 7 alts, but it would become a RL personality disorder if i attempted it.

You're welcome to! Just one thing...

Here's what happened to the last guy that tried infiltrating us.

[Myrhial Arkenath]

So tempted to apply with like  6 or 7 alts, but it would become a RL personality disorder if i attempted it.

You're welcome to! Just one thing...

Here's what happened to the last guy that tried infiltrating us.

My faith in humanity once again suffered a blow. Seriously, that guy is fucking creepy, and that is putting it very mildly. I'm scared now.

[hellgremlin]

Heheh, that's not creepy. Committing a heist, then getting a phone call *at home* from a guy who can describe your house, and claims he's going to set it on fire with you in it - that's creepy. Happened after the Mirial/UQS heist.

That bit in that scrapheap chat log, about me having a cop on speed-dial, who handles death threats for me?

Not exaggerating.

[Aodha Khan]

*shivers*

Some people treat games way too seriously, not the first time I hear a story like this.

Good luck with recruitment!

[Vikarion]

Heheh, that's not creepy. Committing a heist, then getting a phone call *at home* from a guy who can describe your house, and claims he's going to set it on fire with you in it - that's creepy. Happened after the Mirial/UQS heist.

That bit in that scrapheap chat log, about me having a cop on speed-dial, who handles death threats for me?

Not exaggerating.

This makes me want to stage some heists myself. It really does.

[Laurentis Thiesant]

EvE. The only game where you can like the infiltrating corp hijacker more-so then their poor victims.
Then again, that is part of the job description. 

[Graelyn]

Heheh, that's not creepy. Committing a heist, then getting a phone call *at home* from a guy who can describe your house, and claims he's going to set it on fire with you in it - that's creepy. Happened after the Mirial/UQS heist.

any way you could PM me the who that was?

I have a suspicion already. UQS had some....interesting people in it.

[hellgremlin]

I never found out.

[Saede Riordan]

Heheh, that's not creepy. Committing a heist, then getting a phone call *at home* from a guy who can describe your house, and claims he's going to set it on fire with you in it - that's creepy. Happened after the Mirial/UQS heist.

That bit in that scrapheap chat log, about me having a cop on speed-dial, who handles death threats for me?

Not exaggerating.

thats more then slightly terrifying.

[Graelyn]

thats more then slightly terrifying.

Maybe you can understand why I don't post my RL pics/info in OOC channel, despite all volumes of clamoring for them? 

I do have a question for Istvaan:
What's with your forum sig?
Why do you gaze upon yonder Zealot with such disdain?

[hellgremlin]

That's not disdain, that's ambitiously gazing over the horizon!

(Besides the Zealot is behind my avatar)

[Graelyn]

Bah! Details.