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Cmdr Baxter

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Retired Police Car Pun
« on: 30 Mar 2013, 16:22 »
I just saw this a couple minutes ago and had to share. I'm probably going to be chuckling over this for the rest of today. :lol:

So I'm coming back from the grocery store, I'm sitting at the stoplight, and I see this dark thing to my left. It's black-and-white. And ofc my first thought is 'oh, shit.' Around here, if you see a police car it's likely the California Highway Patrol - very anal-retentive folks - cause the local cops never seem to get out on patrol. I'm not a car person, but even so in about 2 seconds I'm going 'waaaait a minute, that's not any police car I recognize.' Turns out it was a Mercury Club Coupe, complete with lights and all. The light goes green and all and this thing pulls away. As it's leaving I look at the license plate. The top of the frame says "Retired Police."

And the bottom says "May the Force Be With You." :lol:

/groan
« Last Edit: 30 Mar 2013, 16:26 by Cmdr Baxter »
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