How is it even possible that you have a near-full two thousand posts more than the second most prolific poster in this forum's history...
...and you've still only managed to produce about ten (being generous) that aren't whining, nitpicking, carping, going out of your way to take offense, embarking on your one-idiperson moral crusade, or generally being an objectionable twerp?
It's mind-boggling, is what it is.