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Author Topic: Carebear: Still Alive  (Read 697 times)

Katrina Oniseki

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Carebear: Still Alive
« on: 12 Jan 2014, 16:51 »

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Missioning science. We kill who we must, because, we can.
But there's no sense crying over every ship ganked, we'll just keep on trying until we're way overtanked
and the mission gets done, with our really big guns
for the people who are
still alive!

I'm not even angry
I'm being so relaxed right now
Even though you tackled me and ganked me
And tore me to pieces. :(
And looted the rest, that was, in space
As you laughed, it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now I have a reason to go mission (not mine)
Cuz I'm out of money, and I've plenty of time!
So I'm glad I got ganked
I'll just get some more tank
So the next time I'll be
still alive!

Go ahead and scan me
I think I prefer to stay docked up
Maybe you'll find someone else to pester...
Maybe a GM!
That was a joke, haha, you're dumb
Anyway, this game is great
It's so exciting and fun!
Look at me still talking when there's L4s to do
When I fly out there, I'll keep an eye out for you
I've got missions to go run, there's carebearing to be done
Thanks to cloning I am,
still alive!
And believe me I am
Still alive!
I'm doing missions and I'm
Still alive!
While you're in TiDi I'll be
Still alive
and when you crash I will be
Still alive
Still alive!
Still alive.

Norrin Ellis

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Re: Carebear: Still Alive
« Reply #1 on: 12 Jan 2014, 19:55 »

Best.  Parody.  Ever.
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Denak Kalamari

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Re: Carebear: Still Alive
« Reply #2 on: 13 Jan 2014, 02:32 »

Have all my imaginary likes!
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