Me: So, essentially, I need you to be socially awkward and be all strictly-postured and stuff. Can you do that for me?
Senn: ...
Me: Killer, just like that. Now, we just need to select a tragic metaphor for your life. I'm thinking, a stray dog. What do you think?
Senn: ...
Me: Okay, good input. How about we take ten, get some pizza and Dr. Pepper, and we'll come back with fresh minds and spitball some more ideas.
Senn: ...
Me: Not a Dr. Pepper fan, huh? Personally I love the stuff.
Senn: ...
Me: I'm just saying, it's got that spicy flavor. Pepsi is so bland, it just irks me. Coka-Cola is always good though.
Senn: ...
Me: Well, anywho. From an IC perspective I know we're new to the game, but, I think if we play our cards right we can make you into an impressive display of a soldier gone AWOL, without being a cliche mercenary. Hands in, "Byronic hero" on three.
Senn: ...
PS. This is incredibly accurate. Ask my corp mates.